Just going to leave this here. Sorry the quality is that of a five year olds finger painting. Today at leech in my High School, a Junior proposed to his girlfri
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#14 - iforgetwhattosay (08/10/2014) [-]
i love when teenagers do this kind of **** . as long as i can keep up to date with their retardation.
#65 to #14 - anon (08/10/2014) [-]
Then they get on welfare which is your tax dollars.
#89 to #65 - csondi (08/10/2014) [-]
>paying taxes
#1 - usarmyexplain (08/09/2014) [-]
They will break up within the year. If not, they will divorce after their first child.
#134 to #1 - Dlsqueak (08/10/2014) [-]
Hate to admit it, but I did the same with my wife. Been together for 10 years, have 3 kids, couldn't be happier....though I think that has a lot more to do with perseverance and luck than anything (would not recommend hard mode until you've got the option for a newgame+).
User avatar #147 to #134 - usarmyexplain (08/10/2014) [-]
Congratulations man, that's an accomplishment in this era. Most people don't kknow how to commit to something at that age
User avatar #2 to #1 - muchswagsuchwow (08/09/2014) [-]
Idk man they even started picking out names for the kids
#3 to #2 - usarmyexplain (08/09/2014) [-]
That's really adorable. That means they really have no idea what they are getting into, it's going to be a painful learning experience for them.
That's really adorable. That means they really have no idea what they are getting into, it's going to be a painful learning experience for them.
User avatar #5 to #3 - muchswagsuchwow (08/09/2014) [-]
Yeah i dont personally know them but i imagine that its going to be a train wreck in slow motion
User avatar #23 to #5 - sedativechunk (08/10/2014) [-]
I think it's terrible. Like everyone else here, those two just have no idea what they are getting into. I mean ,I've seen older people 30's or so marry after a few months of dating and it works. But I think at that age, you are more experience/know what you want. These kids are way too young to get engaged and it's stupid.

I'm 24 and I can't picture myself being married anytime soon. I also got my heart broken byt a girl very bad before so this kind of stuff scares me. If they break up after all this it's gonna be a rough break up.
User avatar #50 to #23 - asschwitz (08/10/2014) [-]
My parents met when they were 14-15, started dating at 16, got married at 21-22, and stayed married into there early 40's. Things fell apart do to money and more domestic issues, and they divorced. Sometimes it worked out in the beginning, but something changes later on and everything goes to **** . My grandparents met at a young age to and married rather early and are still together into their 70's. It all depends on the people.

I met a girl who I fell in love with, and thought would spend my life with, and it didn't work out. We didn't go as far as engagement but we weren't far off. Even the mere thought of her is painful, I miss the times we had, I miss the comfort of loving someone like that. This second paragraph doesn't really have a point and is more me venting because the content picture made me think about her and become sad. Also, what usarmyexplain is saying is basically, the initial 'honeymood' phase of the relationship stops(however long it lasts, it can vary) and the relationship settles down, and people misinterpret this as the relationship failing. It's what happened to that girl and I, almost exactly. Her friends convinced her to cheat on me, seeing as she thought I was uninterested.

Kinda BS thinking and it ****** me over and put me into a year long depression but I've gotten better, aside from the occasional day/night where I lay around in despair over my perceived loss. (In a more clear sense I realize I'm better off without her, to an extent.)
#53 to #50 - sedativechunk (08/10/2014) [-]
I'm sorry to hear about your story with your parents and you. Well, for me, I had a girl leave me for another women a few years ago! Think about THAT one, I was pretty devastated and it came out of the blue. I know that exact feeling of depression. I would say it took me at least two years to get over it, and to this day it haunts me almost on a daily basis. I'm not as upset but I question what to do with my romantic/love life, or if I will ever have one again.    
Some people say it's better to have love than lost and blah blah blah. I don't believe in that. I think I would have been a mentally happier/healthier person if I never dated this girl. I guess that's kind of the point I was trying to make. These kids "falling in love" and getting married so fast, they are setting themselves up for some real devastation in their lives.    
   
Some things in life you have control over. If you really want a solid job, income, and a good life, I think you an acquire most of that. But one thing you can't always get is a love life. You can't make people like you and it's difficult to meet girls in today's world, especially with the internet being a great, big cock blocker. I really keep a lot bottled up inside about my feelings, sometimes I feel like I need to speak to a psychiatrist over it. I'm going on 25 years old and I don't know what to do with that aspect of my life anymore. I think I have a great life except for when it comes to ever having a romantic relationship with anyone ever again.
I'm sorry to hear about your story with your parents and you. Well, for me, I had a girl leave me for another women a few years ago! Think about THAT one, I was pretty devastated and it came out of the blue. I know that exact feeling of depression. I would say it took me at least two years to get over it, and to this day it haunts me almost on a daily basis. I'm not as upset but I question what to do with my romantic/love life, or if I will ever have one again.
Some people say it's better to have love than lost and blah blah blah. I don't believe in that. I think I would have been a mentally happier/healthier person if I never dated this girl. I guess that's kind of the point I was trying to make. These kids "falling in love" and getting married so fast, they are setting themselves up for some real devastation in their lives.

Some things in life you have control over. If you really want a solid job, income, and a good life, I think you an acquire most of that. But one thing you can't always get is a love life. You can't make people like you and it's difficult to meet girls in today's world, especially with the internet being a great, big cock blocker. I really keep a lot bottled up inside about my feelings, sometimes I feel like I need to speak to a psychiatrist over it. I'm going on 25 years old and I don't know what to do with that aspect of my life anymore. I think I have a great life except for when it comes to ever having a romantic relationship with anyone ever again.
User avatar #54 to #53 - asschwitz (08/10/2014) [-]
I'm moving from a smaller town of about 50,000 people (Most of the population being 30's+) to Arcadia, California. About 45 minutes from LA. I figure, being there, I'm bound to meet someone I'll click with. I consider love to be a more random thing, it finds you rather than you finding it. I've told myself that when the time comes I'll find someone truly worth it, whether or not I have to go through a few people first.

I understand how you feel completely and if you think it can help you, professional help never hurts. I've had multiple friends get some form of counseling and they always seem to be happier afterwards.

And honestly, don't worry about it too much. Live your life to the fullest and do what you want. My parent's divorce worked out for the better, they both ended up finding people they love.
#114 to #23 - thesweetscientist (08/10/2014) [-]
I to am 24, and to be honest, I just don't see a reason to marry at all. It's not like it was before, you don't get to raise a child anymore, the world does throughout media, PC, etc., so no point in that either.
Also, I just don't feel like waiking up in 3AM just to shush that ****** .
That's probably the main reason come to think of it...
User avatar #8 to #5 - usarmyexplain (08/09/2014) [-]
Oh no. They are going to have a great time. They will be so in love, and look at each other like they are both the most perfect people in the world. Their smiles are going to light up whatever room they are both in.

But eventually, she will talk to her friends about their relationship, how he spends less time with her, and is never around like he once was. Being retarded adolescents, her friends will agree that he is not being a good husband. At that point it's over and they just don't know it yet.
#10 to #8 - amegaara (08/09/2014) [-]
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#62 to #3 - anon (08/10/2014) [-]
or maybe she's pregnant and they are doing this just to cover it up :T
User avatar #148 to #62 - usarmyexplain (08/10/2014) [-]
That's a worse sign. Good motivation, wrong decision.
User avatar #7 to #3 - sonnyboii (08/09/2014) [-]
pics old
#46 - idelki (08/10/2014) [-]
Now, I do believe that you can find true love in highschool. In fact, because it's such a critical developing time, you may get lucky and develop with another person and truly get into a mature and lasting relationship granted, there's some bias here since I'm in a 2 year strong highschool relationship and I plan to propose in a year or so when were out and of age...

But holy ******* **** , it's not even the fact that they've only been going out 4 weeks

or that it's in the ******* cafeteria with absolutely no creative anything put into the proposal

IT'S HIS GOD DAMN "UMAD BRO" TSHIRT THAT BRINGS MY PISS RIGHT TO A BOIL
#57 to #46 - anon (08/10/2014) [-]
It's a proposal not a circus. You ask someone to marry you and that's it.
User avatar #71 to #46 - chickenbones (08/10/2014) [-]
Been with mine since HS, 7 years man. I don't regret it. good luck you little ****** .
User avatar #97 to #46 - martycamp (08/10/2014) [-]
So... You ARE mad, then?
#51 - theseustheminotaur ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Its true love guys, they like the same type of music
#24 - becefalus (08/10/2014) [-]
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#43 - BigSammy (08/10/2014) [-]
This gon be good
This gon be good
#66 - lordtriggs (08/10/2014) [-]
this kind of thing used to happen all the time in my old school

seriously pissed me off that these retards would be going out all of 10 minutes and then propose to each other
#83 to #66 - inept (08/10/2014) [-]
Could be worse, most of the people I know skip marriage and go straight into producing retard babies..
User avatar #140 to #83 - lordtriggs (08/10/2014) [-]
oh that happened in my school too

hell there was one girl that got knocked up in one of the school toilets
#141 to #140 - inept (08/10/2014) [-]
I know loads of them. It's a popular career option around here; make a kid then live off the benefits, pays better than my job too
#105 - sugoi (08/10/2014) [-]
Wow that's a good idea.
Wow that's a good idea.
User avatar #15 - littleliz ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
my cousins met in high school. dated through high school married and they are the two cutest people ever. happily married since they were 18. my grandma met my grandpa in first grade. people can fall in love at a young age. not everyone is immature at high school.
#16 to #15 - anon (08/10/2014) [-]
your cousins...?
your cousins...?
User avatar #17 to #16 - littleliz ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
yes they are my cousins. but im assuming what you are asking is if they are both blood cousins and no, one is blood other i marriage.
that donkey is adorable
#18 to #15 - zekit (08/10/2014) [-]
the thing with this is they waited they didn't get married after a month like the people in the post
User avatar #19 to #18 - littleliz ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
no but he did propose to her during high school he paid her tuition and used it to propose instead of a ring
User avatar #20 to #15 - the fuzzball (08/10/2014) [-]
i dont think immaturity is whats in question here, maybe its that fact that hes a junior in HS which most likely puts him at 16-18y/o and they have been dating for 4 weeks.
User avatar #21 to #20 - littleliz ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
yea so? ive heard stories of this exact case. men propose after a few weeks and they end up married until they die.
i dont think they should but thats because of what i saw in highschool. but i lived in an area with a large amount of immaturity. maturity is a huge factor here. this wouldnt be on funnnyjunk if it was a 30 year old doing this. its on here because they are in high school
#25 to #15 - anon (08/10/2014) [-]
rephrase the first part, plz.
User avatar #26 to #25 - littleliz ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
my cousins met in high school fell in love and got married? is that better?
#56 to #26 - anon (08/10/2014) [-]
actually it doesn't matter what you think, I'm right
#55 to #26 - anon (08/10/2014) [-]
Do you not think the word 'cousins' makes people think they're blood relatives? whether they are or not
User avatar #59 to #55 - littleliz ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
so when describing how parents met you say mom and dad, describing how aunt and uncles met again you say aunt and uncle. its common english . when talking about cousins you say cousins because she is my cousin now. you and the other anon were the only ones who assumed what you assumed. obviously and aunt and uncle meeting can be from the same blood line but people usually know what they mean. i dont know why you had trouble with it
#79 to #15 - kyokun (08/10/2014) [-]
**kyokun rolled image** They dated through high school. This couple only dated 4 weeks, even if your're fully grown and secure in life that's still a ridiculously short time to know someone and decide to spend the rest of your life with them.
User avatar #82 to #79 - littleliz ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
btw thats disturbingly funny. damn good roll.
User avatar #84 to #82 - kyokun (08/10/2014) [-]
Lol thanks, I'm not saying it won't work out between them but a lot of rushed relationships end bad. It's likely they're still in the cupcake phase of their relationship and when they hit a snag do they really know each other well enough to try to get through it
User avatar #86 to #84 - littleliz ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
everyone uses that phrase "cupcake phase" ive never heard it before i think its adorable. most people grow up in a standard way where "your not an adult until 18" so they are "teenagers" through highschool doing things highschoolers "should do" so if anyone came to me and said im getting married and theyve only been together for 4 weeks i would want to slap them and say this isnt a ******* disney movie!
but at the same time its not very fair to mock them since back in the day it was a norm to get engaged in highschool and marry at 18. but its more than funny to watch them get engaged and break up the next day. thats hilarious.
User avatar #87 to #86 - kyokun (08/10/2014) [-]
I agree to that
User avatar #90 to #87 - littleliz ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
nothing used to make me giggle more in high school than the im engaged ******** . next day they are crying "i thought he loved me!!! and im laughing my ass off. "he said if we have sex he will marry me!!" that was always the best one
User avatar #92 to #90 - kyokun (08/10/2014) [-]
I've seen it happen several times, its hilarious.
User avatar #93 to #92 - littleliz ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
i cant count how many times ive seen it. and its never not funny! the more drama involved the better. i knew a guy who proposed to his girlfriend because all his friends are getting married. im going to laugh when that falls apart.
User avatar #94 to #93 - kyokun (08/10/2014) [-]
The best ones are when they find someone "better", and what they did to their ex is what the new partner does to them
User avatar #95 to #94 - littleliz ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
ive had so many exs call me and go "im sorry for being a dick now i know how it feels" then ask for me back simply because im less of a bitch. never gets old.
i had a friend who got engaged like the day she met him. i tried to be a supportive friend. laughing when she wasnt looking. smiling at all the retarded things she said she loves about him.
ive also had a guy tell me he loves me in like 2 weeks. even though i told him its was strictly sex no relationship. and the way he said it would make any girl cringe first off he didnt tell me first he just announces it very casually. oh so yea i love liz. in the middly of me and my friends conversation. i knew him for two weeks. as in just met him kind of knew.
User avatar #96 to #95 - kyokun (08/10/2014) [-]
See thats that kind of stuff that makes me question some people
User avatar #98 to #96 - littleliz ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
me too but i hope it never stops because stupidity like that keeps me very happy.
User avatar #99 to #98 - kyokun (08/10/2014) [-]
ikr I know its kind of messed up but I treat these situations like soap operas, the old school kind.
User avatar #103 to #99 - littleliz ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
i call them bucket of popcorn situations. i dont see the problem with laughing at them. to go up to a person and insult them of course is different. but just to be a person standing back watching the fight is ok. just dont involve yourself. and dont let them catch you laughing. of course unless they are your friends. then i say laugh as hard as you want
User avatar #104 to #103 - kyokun (08/10/2014) [-]
Amen to that
User avatar #107 to #104 - littleliz ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
its perfectly normal in getting enjoyment from another persons misery.
User avatar #108 to #107 - kyokun (08/10/2014) [-]
It helps me get over my problems to enjoy others
User avatar #144 to #108 - littleliz ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
i look at their problems and say **** i dont have it that bad and just stop worrying about mine. like how me and my husband fight quite a bit but they are little fights. but i know a couple who cheats on eachother instead of fighting and they just eat away at eachother. i watch them and come home and say how lucky i am.
User avatar #145 to #144 - kyokun (08/10/2014) [-]
I don't understand the reasoning behind cheating on someone cause you had an argument. It doesn't make you right. All it does is prove that you're too immature to talk out your problems so you try to hurt them instead
User avatar #146 to #145 - littleliz ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
i honestly cant think of a single reason where cheating is acceptable.
User avatar #80 to #79 - littleliz ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
its more of a when you know you know sort of deal. one time i tripped and fell on a bus. i looked up and locked eyes with a guy and i just knew. we never did get together due to circumstances but we did love eachother. for years actually. just it wasnt possible to be together. so thats simply why im a believer in a you know you know situation.
User avatar #27 to #15 - Crusader (08/10/2014) [-]
Your cousins most likely dated for a year or two (at least)
Your grandparents knew each other for 12 years.

And they were all 18 when the married (presumably)

These are both long enough time periods to get to know each other, to be able to have a fight, make up and know if you want to be with someone or not. They were old enough to have a grasp of what love is, and how it is different than infatuation, they were old enough to know the consequences of their actions, and they were old enough that they could live together once married.

You know what the people featured in the post are? Any of the things listed above. They are a pair of people aged 14-17 who have been dating for 4 weeks. Sure, they might have known each other their entire lives, but what's more likely is that they are a highschool couple that can't tell love from infatuation and are going through a "I can't live without him, he's my Romeo and she's my Juliet" phase that can't end well.

There are two likely endings to this.
1 - They get married, stay together and realize that they are different people and this leads to a miserable union that ends in a messy divorce or a murder, or a suicide. Or a hat trick and they do all three.
2 - They break up and he is forever known as the dude who proposed after 4 weeks and ridiculed, and she is known as the girl who got proposed to an accepted after 4 weeks.

I'm not saying that it's impossible for high school romances to work out, it's just that I personally have never seen it.
User avatar #28 to #27 - littleliz ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
oh me neither. and if my son/daughter did this i would probably reject the idea. i was just saying thing of course can happen. by the way nice to see you again. you show up in a few of debates with me and im starting to enjoy your comments.
#30 to #28 - Crusader (08/10/2014) [-]
you recognized me
you recognized me
User avatar #31 to #30 - littleliz ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
lol of course. i always remember the more mature intelligent people who respond to my little rantings. besides you are also a dark blue name with a profile pic that attracts my attention
#32 to #31 - Crusader (08/10/2014) [-]
You're right.

I've been here for far too long.
User avatar #33 to #32 - littleliz ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
far to long or not long enough
#48 - habasparkz (08/10/2014) [-]
She most likely said no.
>hfw
User avatar #72 to #48 - TheHutchie (08/10/2014) [-]
She's probably dumb enough to have said yes.

Plus, I'm certain that the post would mention it if she rejected his idiotic ass.
#129 - cremacious (08/10/2014) [-]
A week later.
User avatar #11 - craftyatom ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
I know of a couple who got engaged in the cafeteria during lunch my junior year...

I would think a good rule of thumb is that if there are still frequent food fights, it's not a great place for a proposal, but hey, to each their own.
#120 - xwhitewingx (08/10/2014) [-]
too young, can't even buy alcohol for all that marriage problems
#74 - kameken (08/10/2014) [-]
I was going to call this fake, but FJ users would never make up stories.
I was going to call this fake, but FJ users would never make up stories.
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#101 to #74 - metalcoldreaper (08/10/2014) [-]
Like all the people who milked that "Furry feminazi" Troll, and the one who milked it so hard he deleted comments that tried telling him / others that it's 'satire'.

F.J Community is acid man.
#44 - digitalfruit ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
I don't know how people can seriously laugh at this, I just find this very upsetting that this 			****		 exists, I guess this is how older people feel when we do stuff that wasn't normal for them in their day.
I don't know how people can seriously laugh at this, I just find this very upsetting that this **** exists, I guess this is how older people feel when we do stuff that wasn't normal for them in their day.
#91 - zanoman (08/10/2014) [-]
wait isnt this the girl that had some kind of disease and would die in a few months?
#60 - anon (08/10/2014) [-]
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#58 - kokanum ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
I met a couple from the first season of Teen Mom, but this is just 			*******		 stupid
I met a couple from the first season of Teen Mom, but this is just ******* stupid
User avatar #63 - chickenbones (08/10/2014) [-]
Welp, I have been with the same girl seven years and have yet to propose. I'm waiting for the right time, guys.
User avatar #70 to #63 - TheHutchie (08/10/2014) [-]
Two and a half years here, I'm gonna see if it lasts another three or so years, then slam my plan into action.

Trust me, it's good. Expensive, but good.
User avatar #73 to #70 - chickenbones (08/10/2014) [-]
Ive heard that around the three or so year mark is when the trial begins, and if you make it through that bumpy period your golden. So you know, if you start getting pissed off all the time or lose interest, you should try to ride it through. Advice from some guy you will never meet in RL. Goodluck!
User avatar #75 to #73 - TheHutchie (08/10/2014) [-]
Thanks man, that actually means a lot.

I'm sure we'll manage just fine... though we are about to finally move in together just before the three-year mark. I don't know whether to be arrogantly confident or totally shaken by this.

Ah well, what happens happens. I'll know soon enough.

Good luck to you too, man.
User avatar #133 to #63 - wersand (08/10/2014) [-]
I dated a girl for 4.5 years and we just broke up, but it was for a good reason so it's whatever. Now I'm gonna be alone forever though because I have high standards.
User avatar #142 to #133 - chickenbones (08/10/2014) [-]
You'll Probably forget how awesome she was in a year or two. Not being rude, but people are designed, more than anything, to forget. Once those neural pathways burn you might feel differently. hell, a person's personality rewires it's self slowly, constantly. In a few years you might not even want the same stuff.
User avatar #64 to #63 - polepel (08/10/2014) [-]
do it now
User avatar #67 to #64 - chickenbones (08/10/2014) [-]
Well her dad's weirdly old fashioned and I would have to talk to him first and he would say no if I didn't have a college education (I'm sort of still working on that) and she wouldn't say yes without her dads blessing, soooo I can't. Sucks because I'm too broke to go to colledge so I work at a gas station. My life sucks.
User avatar #143 to #67 - wersand (08/10/2014) [-]
Nobody makes enough to go to college unless their parents are wealthy. You either need to bite the bullet and prepare to go in debt, or you can try to find jobs outside of college that really suit your skill set. Maybe start doing some volunteer work on the side to get leadership experience and it will look good on a resume.

Another option would be to apply to a school like Berea College, the problem is that you could end up having to move much farther than you'd like.
User avatar #68 to #67 - polepel (08/10/2014) [-]
im sorry fore you man
User avatar #69 to #68 - chickenbones (08/10/2014) [-]
If this was a sitcom I could get random people to donate enough money to send me to school. Buuut this is not a sitcom.
User avatar #4 - tenfinnvo (08/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, my ex classmate proposed to his wife the day after he met her. They still going strong, apparently.
User avatar #125 to #4 - sonictheblueguy (08/10/2014) [-]
My parents got engaged on their first date... this is their 25th year together now.
User avatar #138 to #4 - potrsr (08/10/2014) [-]
thats even worse than my first date where the topic was about our chil. OR not our child because she said she doesn't want it with me. 2 years later she wants one with we'll be 25 years old...
#6 to #4 - muchswagsuchwow (08/09/2014) [-]
this picture says it all but actually good on them
#12 to #6 - braindeadmetalhead (08/09/2014) [-]
no this picture does.
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