Just go back to the kitchen. Just go back to the kitchen… geniusquotes.net/quotes-about-people/.. I have a hard time arguing with that logic. And my intelligence is at least 8! funny
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#1 - thelizardlord
Reply +94
(05/13/2014) [-]
I have a hard time arguing with that logic. And my intelligence is at least 8!
#50 to #1 - reekballs
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(05/14/2014) [-]
**** off this isnt even relevant
#55 to #50 - thelizardlord
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(05/14/2014) [-]
#3 to #1 - amusingusername
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(05/13/2014) [-]
>2281
>Not buying implants to increase it to 10
#13 to #3 - drackmore
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(05/14/2014) [-]
>2281
>Not buying the implants to constantly inject jet 24/7 so you can just punch everyone in the face and run away.
#2 - anon
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(05/13/2014) [-]
FOOD COSTS MONEY, UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME STARFLEET REPLICATOR TECHNOLOGY, THERE IS NO FOOD IN ANY KITCHEN UNLESS YOU HAVE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#12 to #2 - acask
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(05/14/2014) [-]
gardens and hunting
#26 to #2 - haroldsaxon
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(05/14/2014) [-]
So because I don't have any money, there's no food in someone else's kitchen?
#49 to #26 - butterduck
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Yep.
Because you didn't buy **** meaning bad economy meaning no pay meaning they cant buy food.
#4 to #2 - vorarephilia
Reply +64
(05/13/2014) [-]
Please add more exclamation marks next time.
Please add more exclamation marks next time.
#7 to #4 - milkymanofmilkland
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(05/14/2014) [-]
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#10 - orelse
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(05/14/2014) [-]
I concur.
I concur.
#66 to #10 - kjpuffin
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#11 to #10 - unusualember
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(05/14/2014) [-]
That .gif reminds me of this guy.
#73 to #11 - luddethebunny
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(05/14/2014) [-]
**** those..
**** those..
#25 to #11 - anon
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Spirited Away. Greatest film of all time in my opinion.
#63 to #25 - ZakisBak
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Why do u think it was so great?
#36 - tenlefthoofs
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(05/14/2014) [-]
i will just leave this here.
#41 to #36 - stalini
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(05/14/2014) [-]
in my country, we say "women belong in the kitchen or in the bed"
#44 to #41 - tenlefthoofs
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(05/14/2014) [-]
But do you know what to do with them in bed then
#45 to #44 - stalini
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(05/14/2014) [-]
cry
#46 to #45 - tenlefthoofs
Reply +1
(05/14/2014) [-]
Riiight so Sweden i guss?
#58 to #46 - anon
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Shut up you disgusting dane.
#47 to #46 - stalini
Reply 0
(05/14/2014) [-]
no, I just saw a beautiful girl in the bus but did not have balls to talk and I'm depressed now.
#51 to #36 - captainprincess
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Or they do it in the kitchen
For snacks after
duh
#70 to #51 - drayn ONLINE
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(05/14/2014) [-]
pretty sure you're right
pretty sure you're right
#52 to #51 - tenlefthoofs
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(05/14/2014) [-]
smoke then snacks
#23 - keybladewarrior
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Eh, I like Kitchen. Has food and doesn't afraid of anything.
Eh, I like Kitchen. Has food and doesn't afraid of anything.
#42 - lnclude
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(05/14/2014) [-]
#14 - unusualember
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Sort of related, but I've literally gotten bitched at on Tumblr because I'm a ciswoman who likes to cook.

Thank the Gods you dudes are nothing like that.
#35 to #14 - protastical
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(05/14/2014) [-]
This word makes me sick, stop using it.
#56 to #14 - blokrokker
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Apparently, being cishet (ie NORMAL) means you're literally the devil according to tumblr.
#60 to #56 - unusualember
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Thing is, I'm not hetero. I'm panromantic grey-asexual I hate the term demisexual, it implies that I'm somehow beneath full sexual which means I can have romantic relations with anyone, but I only like to have sex with myself.

But I'm still a white cisgendered woman, which apparently still makes me the devil.
#76 to #60 - blokrokker
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(05/14/2014) [-]
I'm an upper-middle class cishet white male, I'm not an otherkin, and I have no headmates, or anything like that.

According to one "person", I'm actually Satan. That was a fun conversation.
#79 to #76 - unusualember
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Tumblr makes no sense sometimes.
#80 to #79 - blokrokker
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(05/14/2014) [-]
It really doesn't. Oh well, privilege is a good feeling. They say that you don't know your privilege because it's what you're used to (hence the whole "get educated" thing). Gotta say, now that I'm aware of my privileges, it feels good.
#69 to #60 - lotengo
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(05/14/2014) [-]
could you describe the seks with yourself?
#78 to #69 - unusualember
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(05/14/2014) [-]
No.
#81 to #78 - lotengo
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(05/14/2014) [-]
plz go back to tumblr
#34 to #14 - assrocket
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(05/14/2014) [-]
My sister has those 1950s housewife values and knows it and embraces it.

>She gave up uni training to be a doctor so her partner could follow his dream to be a diver (his dad was a seadog and died when he was little).
>She takes care of their four kids.
>She cleans the house and cooks the meals.
>She does all this out of a love for her family and a desire to see them happy. And it's a pretty thankless job a lot of the time. She spends all her own money on her kids, whenever she can.

Holy ******* ****, she's a damn good mum and wife.
I want to be like that, man. At the moment I can't even take care of myself, let alone an entire household.
#75 to #34 - anon
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Unpopular opinion here at FJ, but i got to say that your sister isn't really heping society then. Why should men HAVE to work to get by while women can just drag the ''housewife'' card and still be respected? I konw there are many reason women want to stay home with their kids and taking care of the house all the time might be hard work, but that's why we got maternal and paternal leave. Also parents don't have to stay home the time, kindergardens allows kids to socialize with others which is just as important as care from their parents. Staying at home is not only unfair against the man (even if he has no problems with it) as it is much harder for husbands to do the same (and still have their social status intact) and of course the extra income. Also if a person isn't doing anything productive whilst living off others, how is that better than being on welfare? You should do what you want, but that doesen't mean that you shouldn't do your part in society. Could a man do such a thing?
#83 to #75 - assrocket
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(05/14/2014) [-]
I don't think you actually read what I just said. Let me elaborate:

>She doesn't have to do jack **** for society. She's got more important **** to do.
>I'm pretty sure giving up your career and all your independence so you can take care of your loved ones isn't 'dragging the housewife card'.
>My mum was (and still is) a stay-at-home mum who did absolute jack ****. She walked us to school in the morning and picked us up again and that was it, basically. And even then, it was only so she could gossip with the (real) mothers. My dad to this day works his ass off, every ******* day. And then he comes back to do housework. >Cleaning, cooking, gardening, the works.
>He not only supports all his kids (for 36 years and counting), but he also has to support her faggot lard ass.

Believe me, I know what a ******** household looks like.
But the household I live in now, with my sister and her family, is a real ******* family. **** gets done right here. EVERYONE does their part.

Talk **** bout my sister bitch and u gon get smacked the **** up little bitch *****.
Whut u ******* say bout me punk? I put u in da grnd m8. Check urself b4 u wrek urself.
#40 to #14 - stalini
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Stop using retarded terms like "cis".
Normal people don't need to be labelled
#59 to #40 - unusualember
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(05/14/2014) [-]
I used it in the context of their labeling me during the bitch session. But yeah I agree with you, labeling and categorizing everything is stupid.
#61 to #59 - stalini
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(05/14/2014) [-]
I meant that you should categorize only the ones who fall out of normality.
You don't need to invent words for what is normal and healthy.
#64 to #61 - unusualember
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Well that I respectfully disagree with. But w/e, it's your opinion.
#67 to #64 - stalini
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(05/14/2014) [-]
yeah?
Like, people with autism disorder are called autists, do we need a separate label for people who don't have autism and label them as such?
#82 to #67 - unusualember
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Well I'm autistic (high-functioning, but still). I honestly don't think we should have labels for normal people or weird people. Some labels do need to exist, such as physical and mental disorders for the purpose of identification and treatment, but otherwise I feel like labels are just an unnecessary boxing-in of this is what you are and this is what you're not.
#33 to #14 - Byte
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(05/14/2014) [-]
MFW Tumblr. home to the hive mind of the feminazi regime. Gender opposite of the neckbeard horde. Just another reason to avoid that site all together.   
   
I get heckled because I want to be a house husband.
MFW Tumblr. home to the hive mind of the feminazi regime. Gender opposite of the neckbeard horde. Just another reason to avoid that site all together.

I get heckled because I want to be a house husband.
#71 to #33 - anon
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(05/14/2014) [-]
And Funnyjunk isn't a hive mind?
#38 to #33 - anon
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Sorry for the unrelated note, It is just that i keep seeing this word which is a little familiar to me: Hive Mind.
Did everyone suddendly learn of enders game or did the not so optimal movie get watched? Or did someone simply start using the word in a convincing manner and therefore started a trend?
#57 to #38 - blokrokker
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Hive mind has been a concept for much longer than Ender's Game, dude. Especially in sci-fi.
#15 to #14 - rimjobmcgee
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(05/14/2014) [-]
I think cooking is something everyone should know, at least to an extent, for survival. That said, I'm a guy, and I enjoy cooking, hate doing dishes though and I think groups should cook together. I don't want a woman to cook for me, I want one to cook with me, to help me teach our kids about it if me and her have kids together. Cooking is a family thing as much as sitting together and eating if that makes sense
#17 to #15 - unusualember
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Also, I agree with the cooking is family thing sentiment. It's an excellent bonding experience.
#16 to #15 - unusualember
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(05/14/2014) [-]
My sentiments exactly. While I thoroughly enjoy cooking (and especially baking) for my friends, it is even more fun when we can cook together. BTW 90% of my irl friends are straight dudes who can cook.

But yeah, I'm a girly girl not one of the yoloswag face-on-my-makeup bitches though and I think that's what really pissed the Tumblroids off. I'm scared to go back there now.
#18 to #16 - rimjobmcgee
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(05/14/2014) [-]
I don't have tumblr, but I can see how you'd make people like that jealous. I also feel a bit for your irl friends, but not too much since I'm jealous
#19 to #18 - unusualember
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(05/14/2014) [-]
It was more SJW kill-all-cishet rage than jealousy. More or less they told me to kill myself because I was "facilitating the patriarchy".
#20 to #19 - rimjobmcgee
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Honestly, people like that remind me how fragile people are and make me want to break them. I try to be better than that though, but people that hurt others for liking something without knowing why they like it, I can't overlook. I'm sorry for what you have been through, you clearly deserved better, and there's nothing wrong with cooking for and with the people that you want to cook for and with
#21 to #20 - unusualember
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Thank you so much. I'm glad there are still people who understand.
#22 to #21 - rimjobmcgee
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(05/14/2014) [-]
I need to thank you a lot more than you need to thank me silly. You shouldn't give up though, I think you'd be an excellent gf or wife
#24 to #22 - mightydog ONLINE
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(05/14/2014) [-]
this is by far the kindest string of comments ever, you all go hug a kitten or a pauppy.
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#32 - Byte
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(05/14/2014) [-]
I really like to cook and I'm fine with cleaning. I hope to become a house husband someday.
#48 to #32 - theugandanhero
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(05/14/2014) [-]
So you don't have to actually go out and find a REAL JOB. Nice.
#37 - anon
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(05/14/2014) [-]
I have no legitimate arguments.