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Just found this on my facebook. Thought I would share this with the love of my life......the internet.. This is the mend night in a row that my sleep has been i

Thought I would share this with the love of my life......the internet.

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This is the mend night in a row that my sleep has been interrupted due
to the neighbours in the estate see yards trom my house having what I can
only describe as porn star sex. At first I thought the woman [WHO I have
been listening to tor twenty mins now) was being tenured but this is clearly
not the case we my gee! I I en my gee! I I Yes! I Yessa I Yes! I l) perhaps it
is naive mete Keep telling myself she is winning at scrabble or has
sewed a countdown conundrum but it' s all I can m not to go crazy. I have
determined trom her means - which are clear as a bell and echo around
in the night she is most certainly Foolish and in her late
Ed' s maybe early Ed' s. This is the mend night I have had to clase my
winders and effectively hot hyox myself in my stuffy room to amid phrases
such as "you dirty dirty dirty where" and "go get a towel and clean yourself
up". It was funny yesterday but now its plain disgusting and rude and she
is fairing it. I am livid. As I type, I can hear her cries through my
double glazed winders- You Foolish where-
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User avatar #7 - TITTYFISH (06/17/2014) [-]
This pretty much happened to me last summer. Two people in the next building over were being quite loud with their activities. It got to the point where I had to stick my head out of the window and shout "She's faking it!" They immediately quieted down and I haven't heard a peep since.
#8 - knightfinch (06/17/2014) [-]
What's the problem, I must have missed it?
What's the problem, I must have missed it?
#15 - antzell ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
I bet it's this girl.
#34 to #15 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
How i met your mother
#20 to #15 - jaked ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
Assuming she ***** every day (including those days) of her life from 18 to 80, that's still nearly 5 different dudes a day. If she wants to get it done in 10 years her pussy will be like sandpaper. And this all assumes that she can find enough different willing dudes.

TL;DR Whores can't do math
#24 to #20 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
Your first mistake was thinking there is ever a shortage of willing dudes for any woman, regardless of appearance, if they simply put themselves out there.

When I worked at burger king, I had 3 separate managers who were all between 5 ft and 5'4'', 250 lbs at the smallest of the 3, and each of them was constantly juggling 3+ dudes. Their stories about their conquests were nightmare inducing and have left scars on my brain.
#33 to #24 - thegamefaceman (06/17/2014) [-]
Why are fast food managers like that? I used to work at Mcdonalds and ugly ass managers (all of them) would talk about how many guys they 			******		 over the weekend. It's the last thing I want to imagine. I hope they're forever stuck in that dead end job.
Why are fast food managers like that? I used to work at Mcdonalds and ugly ass managers (all of them) would talk about how many guys they ****** over the weekend. It's the last thing I want to imagine. I hope they're forever stuck in that dead end job.
#48 - dubh (06/17/2014) [-]
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User avatar #38 - spermanentthreat (06/17/2014) [-]
I was on a festival last week

Wanted some sleep at 4am but instead I listened to my tentneighbours having an 1 hour threesome (2 female, 1 male). The first thing I heard was: "Oh yeah, yeah, what? Already? Guess it was too hot."
The last dialog was:

Girl: "Ah, Ah. What do you do anyway?"
2nd Girl: "Basically, I'm just watching you"
Guy: "What? Nobody in the mood anymore? Ah, **** it!"

And then they just talked...all in all they chatted more than they ****** .
#56 - cantexplain (06/17/2014) [-]
Poland mentyon. Swell with potato
#64 to #56 - generalnippletoast (06/17/2014) [-]
Its Latvia who has no potatoe and jokes about potatoes are for Latvia. Polan cannot into space.
User avatar #73 to #64 - cantexplain (06/17/2014) [-]
Yes, Poland has potato. This why swell wit it, cuz has it
#13 - ermandgard (06/17/2014) [-]
How do you know shes polish?
User avatar #17 to #13 - Temari (06/17/2014) [-]
Judging by the accent, I would assume.
My math teacher is Polish, it's a pretty recognizable (and funny) accent.
#16 to #13 - ImFrumAija (06/17/2014) [-]
Cause she polishing that dick
Cause she polishing that dick
#23 to #16 - kibbleking ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
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#26 to #16 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
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#30 - aangbingo (06/17/2014) [-]
Content is Welsh
Swell with sheep, Celts and dead languages.
Pic related because glorious Welsh/Scottish/N-Irish brotherhood.
User avatar #63 to #30 - reginleif (06/17/2014) [-]
The Welsh have a unique language? :/ Did not know this.
#68 to #63 - aangbingo (06/17/2014) [-]
Well yeah, most countries do.
Siaradwyr Saesneg yn dwp, kek
User avatar #69 to #68 - reginleif (06/17/2014) [-]
It's to say, I didn't know the Welsh spoke this language still.

Honestly the convos I hear between the English and Welsh here give me the impression that you guys were pretty much fused like that place Cornwall.
User avatar #70 to #69 - aangbingo (06/17/2014) [-]
South Wales = Native English speakers
North & West Wales = Native Welsh speakers

Most of the conversations you heard were Southern Welshers.
User avatar #71 to #70 - reginleif (06/17/2014) [-]
Ah well the more you know. ^^
#35 to #30 - earlploddington (06/17/2014) [-]
you ************ still talking that weird language? Come on welshy, just look at your brother cornwall he knows how to behave now why can't you
#36 to #35 - aangbingo (06/17/2014) [-]
Cymru, Alba a Éire am byth.
Werinol saesneg.
You can't control what you don't understand, you damn tyrants.
#37 to #36 - earlploddington (06/17/2014) [-]
we can't even control england m8 that dunnae stop us from shankin you as we go down

you should follow your brother scotland and make a run for it
User avatar #54 to #37 - lewiskinnaird (06/17/2014) [-]
I hope Scotland get independence.

Because if we do then maybe Wales will push for it… and if they get it… Northern Ireland is gonna be left feeling pretty silly.
User avatar #61 to #54 - earlploddington (06/17/2014) [-]
Why on earth would Wales push for it though? At least Scotland stands something to gain by leaving the union.
User avatar #62 to #61 - lewiskinnaird (06/17/2014) [-]
I was just kidding man but who knows. They might see the amount of cash Scotland earns by our own taxes going only into our government.

User avatar #65 to #62 - earlploddington (06/17/2014) [-]
Who knows indeed

Maybe I'll end up moving up Scotland if all goes well for 'em and they manage to keep the free education.
User avatar #66 to #65 - lewiskinnaird (06/17/2014) [-]
I ******* hope we do… I've still got two years of Uni left! haha!
User avatar #72 to #66 - earlploddington (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm sure they'd give a few years in advance before pulling the HA WE ****** UP YOU GOTTA PAY NOW BITCH card

does that sentence even make sense
#40 to #37 - aangbingo (06/17/2014) [-]
We'll sit back and watch the fireworks from our castles.
We'll sit back and watch the fireworks from our castles.
User avatar #59 to #40 - jacksipian (06/17/2014) [-]
just be careful going to dunsinane.
User avatar #41 to #40 - earlploddington (06/17/2014) [-]
I guess Harlech won't be falling any time soon, eh?
#53 to #30 - auesis ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
#76 - doctorprofessornv (06/17/2014) [-]
-Go up to house, knock on door
-"Hey it sounds like you guys are having a good time, mind if I join?"
-Worst case scenario, they shut up
-Bet case scenario, you get to participate in a three-way
-Either way, profit
User avatar #74 - derpwolf ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #78 to #74 - krasnogvardiech (06/18/2014) [-]
How am I relevant?
#67 - rundas (06/17/2014) [-]
Welsh names sound like they're from a fantasy world.
"I am Ser Bronllys and I have come to slay the Ice Dragon Ilyswen"
#2 - xcoreyx (06/16/2014) [-]
Fair warning, this is a tangent and does not represent my opinion of this content. I thought it was hilarious overall.

I ******* hate it when people casually use terms like "whore" or "slut" to refer to any female who has sex. They could easily be a committed and faithful couple who enjoy having loud dirty sex. Also you don't know for sure if she's faking it. She could just be exaggerating her screams because he's into that.

But I think it's a serious problem, and is a large part of why women feel like they should be ashamed of their sexuality. There is absolutely nothing wrong with having sex, and no one should give a **** who you have it with or how often (unless it involves cheating or some other circumstance). Using negative terms like that makes people think that sex is bad, and that it's something to hide. So please just stop. Everyone.

Just think I should mention that I am male and very against modern radical feminism
#14 to #2 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
#44 to #2 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
White knight detected
#9 to #2 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
Women who have sex with everything are whores.
Men who have sex with everything are (man)whores.
User avatar #42 to #2 - Snookbone (06/17/2014) [-]
It's inconsiderate to be that loud.
User avatar #6 to #2 - kennyh (06/17/2014) [-]
Whatever. If she is doing porn the she is LITERALLY a whore.
#11 to #6 - mayoroftownsville (06/17/2014) [-]
She isn't, though. He describes it a porn star sex because porn stars are notoriously loud and obnoxious.
User avatar #3 to #2 - poutinesalad (06/16/2014) [-]
considering the dude called her a dirty dirty dirty whore, i think it's safe to say its acceptable
#4 to #2 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
What about chicks who post over-revealing pictures of themselves online for likes? They are whores.

'Hey look at my new socks!' - full nude shot, socks barely in the picture. that's a whore/slut.
#5 to #4 - xcoreyx (06/17/2014) [-]
Well kinda yeah. I'm just talking about what people do with each other in private. I do agree that you probably shouldn't be so loud that it disturbs your neighbors, but it doesn't make you a whore.
User avatar #19 to #5 - commontroll (06/17/2014) [-]
When you're that loud, it's no longer private, thus you are a whore.
User avatar #27 to #2 - sliferzpwns (06/17/2014) [-]
If I hear people doing the deed I get pissed off because as great as sex is, it is NOT a public activity, do it all you want just shut the **** up so the whole block doesn't have to hear it.
#22 - kibbleking ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
I wouldn't have a problem with it.
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#55 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
Oh Yahoo another Georgie
User avatar #39 - ryuggu (06/17/2014) [-]
Nice post, but i don't really get this hate on "Polish whore". Like how the **** do you even know where she comes from, judging by her moans. There's a lot of similar accents if you ask me.
User avatar #60 to #39 - joemoearigato (06/17/2014) [-]
Maybe she's screaming kurwa
User avatar #52 to #39 - sarphog (06/17/2014) [-]
half polish here, and my question for you is why the **** does this even matter, its not like this person has some deep passion for hating polish people
User avatar #32 - shogg (06/17/2014) [-]
I heard my sister having sex once.
She was very loud and the entire house heard her.
#28 - Orc (06/17/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** 200 yards away and you can still hear her through your walls? What kind of ****** neighborhood does Georgie live in?
User avatar #57 to #28 - timelordjam (06/17/2014) [-]
You get some pretty decent rolls m8
User avatar #18 - commontroll (06/17/2014) [-]
I was always grateful that when I was in an apartment, my upstairs neighbor and his girlfriend were quiet with their sex. I'd hear the bed and occasional moans and such, but nothing like screaming and such.
User avatar #12 - rwmwaffle (06/17/2014) [-]
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