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Just another DC protest. I thought Darth Vader lost his arm, not his dick. Though seriously don't we have better things to protest on the front lawn of the Capi

I thought Darth Vader lost his arm, not his dick.
Though seriously don't we have better things to protest on the front lawn of the Capital?

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#90 - azraelthemage (04/02/2014) [-]
MFW my parents had me circumcised as a baby, and people bitch about how I should be offended.
#28 - bigshanner (04/02/2014) [-]
People just want something to argue about so they feel important.
User avatar #51 to #28 - Temari (04/02/2014) [-]
Buddy, there's always a possibility that they care about preventing or stopping circumcision, and they think it should be talked about more, possible even made illegal (like how in Germany, it was or was almost made illegal to do circumcisions for ritualistic or religious reasons... I'm not sure if the law ever passed).
These men probably were all circumcised at birth, and are a bit upset about it.
User avatar #57 to #51 - bigshanner (04/02/2014) [-]
I just find that people are always looking to protest about something these days......Ahhhh this dirt isn't brown enough, we need dirt that is more brown.
User avatar #59 to #57 - Temari (04/02/2014) [-]
You're right, people are always protesting, but at least this is, in my opinion, a decent fight. Anything to do with body rights and stuff is a decent fight, it's better than protesting about some random **** . I don't know. But you're ******* right, there's always a damn protest going on.
User avatar #71 to #59 - bigshanner (04/02/2014) [-]
It's the parents choice in the matter, and what their beliefs are. Just like it's their responsibility to raise that child on how they feel necessary, so why shouldn't they be able to decide whether or not their child is circumcised or not.
User avatar #130 to #71 - Temari (04/02/2014) [-]
I don't think anyone should be able to make such a huge, hard to reverse choice. It's not their body, so they shouldn't make the decision.
User avatar #96 to #71 - phisk (04/02/2014) [-]
According to that logic, parents abusing their kids is okay, since it's their kid?

Think again.
User avatar #122 to #96 - bigshanner (04/02/2014) [-]
You mine as well say, Polar bears should not be allowed to raise their young, because they eat them.
User avatar #116 to #96 - bigshanner (04/02/2014) [-]
Well see now that's just retarded arguing point.
User avatar #132 to #116 - phisk (04/07/2014) [-]
How so?
User avatar #135 to #132 - bigshanner (04/09/2014) [-]
How so? A parent abusing their child is completely different, they are physically or sexually assaulting them, where getting circumcised they are removing a little bit of skin. You mine as well argue that parents shouldn't allow kids to get their ears pierced because that's physically changing their body, or parents shouldn't be allowed to feed their children candy because it's harmful for their teeth and isn't exactly healthy. Ya **** wit.
User avatar #136 to #135 - phisk (04/09/2014) [-]
At least earrings are pretty and candy tastes good. What's the point in circumcision?
User avatar #137 to #136 - bigshanner (04/09/2014) [-]
Reduce disease, make cleaning easier, Religon, who the **** really knows, all I know is that parents should be allowed to make decisions and not have someone else raise their child for them.
User avatar #138 to #137 - phisk (04/09/2014) [-]
Well, since the USA are the only western country that does this, I suppose the medical benifits are negligible. Andsince it is removal of a body part for no apparent reason other than tradition, it makes it no better than the systematical genital mutilation people in other countries cry so much about in the media.
#118 - repostsrepost (04/02/2014) [-]
Reasons for Circumcision:
Religion
Not getting Cancer
No smegma

Reasons to ban it:
Hippies say so
User avatar #83 - cycloberrick (04/02/2014) [-]
I've literally never had a single problem being circumsized
User avatar #98 to #83 - phisk (04/02/2014) [-]
Have you experienced being not circumsized?
User avatar #109 to #98 - cycloberrick (04/02/2014) [-]
unless it's some sort of religious thing or you're into some weird pain **** . You usually get circumcized at such a young age that you dont even remember it happening. So I guess my answer would be that I have experienced it, but I dont remember the experience for **** because I'm pretty sure it happened before I was even a year old.
User avatar #134 to #109 - phisk (04/07/2014) [-]
So of course you don't have a problem with not being circumsized. Mentally handicapped people have no problem with being handicapped, since they know nothing else. That doesn't mean it's not a handicap.
#66 - pineapplepeople (04/02/2014) [-]
ITT: FJ discusses dicks.
#7 - chords ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
i actually want a circumcision , and im 16 because i have phismosis and feel like it would just be easier
#21 to #7 - popnotes (04/02/2014) [-]
Take it from me, do NOT. I'm sure you've heard people say "try stretching it for 30 minutes a day" ******** , but no, that's stupid. What you have to do is take an entire day (day off, perhaps) to focus on trying to pull the foreskin back, do it while flaccid at first. Use a LOT of lubricant and you might wanna do it without having jerked it for a bit so it's not TOO sensitive (note, it's going to be REALLY sensitive. Just try and bear through it). When you've pulled it back to the point where it gets tight and a little bit uncomfortable, readjust it and keep repeating that process and after some time you'll be able to pull it all the way back. Once you do, get it back in it's regular position again immediately because it's gonna swell and you'll get stuck. That's not a fun experience. After maybe a couple months or so (not sure) you'll be able to pull it back further when erect. Just keep trying, I've been living with phi for a really ******* long time and it sucks so much ass, trust me because I know.

Don't get part of your dick sliced off, bro. It's not worth it.
User avatar #8 - fyaq (04/01/2014) [-]
I'm glad my dick doesn't look like Snuffaluffagous. **** you feminism, keep your ******** to the female side atleast.
#53 to #8 - bombur (04/02/2014) [-]
Hahaha that's the first thing I've seen on this site in days that made me laugh hahahaha
User avatar #55 to #8 - Temari (04/02/2014) [-]
It's not feminism or Tumblr-ness. Most people I see actively participating in the "fight" against circumcision are men, often older, who are just pissed off that they didn't have any choice about circumcision. Also, it's often men who have a slightly messed up dick from circumcision, even basic aesthetic stuff like scars.
User avatar #34 to #8 - gormless (04/02/2014) [-]
Lol. The shaft has 3k nerve endings, the head has 5k, and the foreskin has 4k. Enjoy having ****** sex compared to the rest of us, idiot.
User avatar #38 to #34 - fyaq (04/02/2014) [-]
Enjoy having no sex because your peen is a sideshow attraction, oh and the fact you're a douche and noone will touch your peen in the first place.
User avatar #45 to #38 - gormless (04/02/2014) [-]
Stay in school.
User avatar #24 to #8 - hudis (04/02/2014) [-]
I'm trying to figure out how this is related to feminism but I just can't. Explain?
User avatar #39 to #24 - fyaq (04/02/2014) [-]
tumblr in general I should say
User avatar #29 to #24 - nuful (04/02/2014) [-]
i believe there was a thing such as female circumcision at some point. but i might be wrong. www.feminist.org/global/fgm.html
User avatar #30 to #29 - hudis (04/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, of course, I just don't see what that has to do with anything. Oh well.
User avatar #33 to #30 - nuful (04/02/2014) [-]
"everyone deserves protection from genital mutilation, regardless of sex"
females protested against circumcision to females and it seems these gentlemen wanted to make it against circumcision in general.
User avatar #70 - leglesslegolegolas (04/02/2014) [-]
I was circumcised as a kid. My mom said she had it done because Jesus was circumcised. I'm infinitely jealous of uncut guys, both because they get stronger orgasms and because ****** hawt.
#75 to #70 - Rascal (04/02/2014) [-]
You could always undergo foreskin restoration, which is basically having a small weight tied to One-Eyed Willy in order to stretch the remaining skin over the glans.   
   
 I'd also rather have my foreskin, because being circumcised isn't what it's cracked up to be and my religious beliefs don't say anything about carving the birthday sausage of an infant.
You could always undergo foreskin restoration, which is basically having a small weight tied to One-Eyed Willy in order to stretch the remaining skin over the glans.

I'd also rather have my foreskin, because being circumcised isn't what it's cracked up to be and my religious beliefs don't say anything about carving the birthday sausage of an infant.
User avatar #78 to #75 - leglesslegolegolas (04/02/2014) [-]
It doesn't restore the band of muscle at the end.
User avatar #2 - charagrin (04/01/2014) [-]
I feel it is a non-issue. I was circumcised, and everything works just fine. There some pros to it, and some cons. Just let it be another personal choice parents can make.

Both of my "sons" went through it, and my wifes nephew who lives with us has not. My "sons" have never had a UTI, but my nephew has, most likely due to most little boys relatively bad hygiene. Not saying it is a smoking gun, just that it proves that it is not cut and dried.
#3 to #2 - Rascal (04/01/2014) [-]
******* lost it at the end there.
#117 to #2 - Rascal (04/02/2014) [-]
Being an uncircumcised male, I am very happy with having a full penis. Of course there are no problems with an uncircumcised one as well, but since when to parents get to decide on the anatomy of their children. Circumcision is a primative ritual started by desert dwelling tribes in order to prevent more disease in heir unhygenic circumstances. In this modern day and age, circumcision should be voluntary. If a guy wants to do it when he's older, then by all means.
#6 to #2 - Rascal (04/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, but you feel more during sex. I frankly feel like I got screwed.
User avatar #9 to #6 - corso (04/01/2014) [-]
Good, maybe some guys will last more than two minutes.
#23 to #6 - kulamia (04/02/2014) [-]
You mean you THINK you feel screwed.
User avatar #13 to #2 - wertgf (04/01/2014) [-]
I don't know, if my parents removed part of my cock I'd be pretty annoyed.
User avatar #58 to #2 - Temari (04/02/2014) [-]
But making such a life decision for a kid is pretty messed up, let's be realistic. People don't think it's a big decision because North American society is so chill about circumcision, but I'm pretty happy that my parents made no completely irreversible (inb4 foreskin restoration, because yes it exists, but it's not fun or easy) decision for me, especially about my body, even more about my private areas.
User avatar #4 to #2 - alecbaldwinning (04/01/2014) [-]
Why the suspicious quotation marks around the word "sons" ?
User avatar #5 to #4 - charagrin (04/01/2014) [-]
Because I am not married, just in a long term relationship. The kids real father is present and a good guy, so I don't like to be pushy about it.
User avatar #36 to #5 - rokulda (04/02/2014) [-]
you seem like a good guy
User avatar #74 to #5 - halor (04/02/2014) [-]
but you just said your wifes nephew, how can you have a wife but not be married
User avatar #77 to #74 - charagrin (04/02/2014) [-]
Hard to explain but I'll try. We have been dating for almost 7 years, living together for 6. I call her my wife, but we are not married or even close to it. The kids however are not mine, I don't treat them badly or anything, I just don't like being possessive because their father is a very good man is and always in their life. So my wife is mine, but my "sons" are not.
#16 - lolelephant (04/01/2014) [-]
Personally. If its your flesh you should make the decision. I mean, if you want it done when you're older then you aren't going to make the decision hastily because of the pain involved. Also you can take it off; you can't stick it back on.
User avatar #123 - meierme (04/02/2014) [-]
im glad i was circumcised as a child because than i wouldn't have to worry about it now. Plus have heard nothing but good things from the women ive been with. i can't comment on not being circumcised but if the whole "you feel more" thing i true than im really glad i'm circumcised because i could only imagine how fast id be if it felt any better. i have to say if i have a son ill have him circumcised too.
User avatar #22 - werotus ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
There are only downsides to circumcision.
1. The foreskin protects the penis from friction and bacteria.
2. It's rippled and therefore GIVES THE WOMAN MORE PLEASURE DURING SEX.
3. The foreskin contains nerve endings and can lead to better orgasms.
4. When it comes to cutting off ANYTHING there's a risk of complications.

Regards: tired MED student.
User avatar #43 to #22 - hueyfreeman (04/02/2014) [-]
Dude my dick is in no way rippled
User avatar #46 to #43 - werotus ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
When pulled back the foreskin folds into ripples. You probably just have very tiny foreskin.
User avatar #49 to #46 - hueyfreeman (04/02/2014) [-]
Listen I don't want to have a personal conversation about my dick here, I have friends that use this site.
User avatar #52 to #49 - werotus ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Why'd you comment about it then?
User avatar #54 to #52 - hueyfreeman (04/02/2014) [-]
I made the comment, it got my point across, and I assumed it would end there, but you're sitting here starting this psuedo-argument with me and I can't respond to the challenge without explaining my dick in great detail.
User avatar #65 to #54 - werotus ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
I only explained my argument. Not a challenge and I had no intention to argue to you about it. It's all in your head buddy.
User avatar #40 to #22 - kennyh (04/02/2014) [-]
And no chick wants that flappy **** in their mouth.
And before you get mad. Look at the surveys.
User avatar #42 to #40 - werotus ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
You know that foreskin pulls back right?
And that's like saying that girls should cut off their vaginal lips so guys would like going down on them more.

Circumcision is pretty much never done in Europe except for religious reasons. You know why Europeans make better lovers?
User avatar #44 to #40 - Temari (04/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, it seems that most people in North America are narrow minded. So society needs to change. That's not a good way to make a decision for your son, you know. "Should I make a large, painful (the circumcision being painful for the baby) , not easily reversible life decision for my son?" "... Well, will society like his penis? I'd better do this so that narrow minded women like his dick"
And let's not forget that circumcised penises don't look all that different from a circumcised penis once it's erect. If a woman makes her choice based on, and only on, what her mate's penis looks like when it's flaccid, then that's not a woman I would want my son to be with, cause that's crazy talk.
User avatar #35 to #22 - gormless (04/02/2014) [-]
Why the **** did you get thumbed down? What the **** is going on here? I ******* hate FJ today.
User avatar #37 to #35 - werotus ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Probably because I can imagine many who read it are circumcised and don't like to to hear how they got ****** over when they were babies. I can't say I'm surprised but what can you do.

Penn and Teller made an excellent episode about circumcision if someone wants to learn about this subject in a way that doesn't require going through textbooks
User avatar #105 to #22 - Bion ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
1) Friction is an issue to no one, and it's easier to clean any bacteria off, when circumcised. The friction actually causes you to have a bit less stimulation when it comes to a lighter touch, normally. Which just means lasting longer in bed.

2) The skin around the penis becomes loose, and creates a sheath, which causes less rubbing inside the woman, causing LESS pleasure for the woman during sex.

3) This is true. But personally, mine aren't too shabby. Plus, less stimulation for the man means longer sex for the woman. Indirectly giving her more pleasure.

4) This is true, but medical advances now-a-days run fewer risks. Granted that chance is never 0.
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5) It's an opinion and biased, but woman DO in general prefer circumcised penises, in appearance. I can't blame them.

6) If a guy wants to be circumcised later on in life.. he's gotta go through the pain, and actually remember it. When it's done as a baby, you don't remember **** .

7) Sweat can build up inside the foreskin, making surprise blowjobs sometimes inconvenient. Some girls are into that, though. So this I guess is half and half.

I'm 100% glad that I'm circumcised, but those who aren't, have their reasons to be happy about it, too.
User avatar #111 to #105 - curtkobain (04/02/2014) [-]
personally I just think it looks weird to be uncircumcised.
User avatar #124 to #111 - Bion ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
I agree, but seeing as it's what I've seen my whole life, I'm kind of biased.
User avatar #127 to #124 - curtkobain (04/02/2014) [-]
I agree. But now circumcision is based on what the dad had, it's not so religion based anymore, either said is biased.
User avatar #1 - sinery (04/01/2014) [-]
Like what?
User avatar #73 - richardstiffy (04/02/2014) [-]
If I wanted to be circumcised, I'd decide on my own when sex is actually an issue/option in my life.
User avatar #20 - veettrees (04/02/2014) [-]
Removing (non life-threatening) body parts of someone without their permission should just be a thing we don't do.
User avatar #15 - grumpf (04/01/2014) [-]
Foreskin contains a lot of nerves and can lead to stronger orgasms.
User avatar #72 - mechaemperor (04/02/2014) [-]
Well, I'd be pissed if part of my dick was missing too. Of course it has its medical benefits, so does being uncut. It should be a choice left to the male when he's a teen or adult.
#80 to #72 - Rascal (04/02/2014) [-]
it's not about what you want. It's about what the person who's going to be sucking your dick wants
User avatar #81 to #80 - mechaemperor (04/02/2014) [-]
If you have to cut your dick to please a person, they're not worth it, unless they'd make a similar sacrifice.

Find a partner that wants you as you are.
User avatar #87 to #80 - VincentKing ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
well if she wants my dick mutilated, she should get the female version done on her. Fairs fair.
#131 - Rascal (04/05/2014) [-]
ITT: Deluded faggots with mutilated dicks pretending it has any benefits.

By the way, the doctors then sell the foreskin to beauty product companies to be used in women's beauty products. So the jews basically convinced your naive parents to mutilate their son's genitalia for life, and on top of that your mom paid 79,99$ just so she could rub your foreskin on her face.
#126 - gmarrox ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
I like being cut and I'm glad I was. I can last reasonably long sexually and uncut penises look like malformed anteaters to me.
#139 to #126 - phisk (04/09/2014) [-]
I like having an elongated neck and I'm glad I got it. I can almost turn my head as much as I could without it and people with normal necks look like turtles to me.
#107 - riayl (04/02/2014) [-]
It's really funny how all these comments are people bitching about how circumcision is mutilation. Have any of you actually seen a circumcised penis? We're only missing a tiny bit of useless skin at the tip, so instead of our shlong's tips looking like cones they look like mushrooms instead. And doesn't the foreskin just sort of get in the way of pissing and cumming? I'd want that area of my dick to be open and clear, to ensure there's no "mix up" of liquids.

Hell, I'm, glad I was circumcised when I was too young to remember it. I would never make someone go through that if they were conscious of it.

I mean, I'm probably going to have my future son/sons circumcised, but I don't feel very strongly about it either way. It really depends on how my wife feels about it and how the doctor feels about it.
User avatar #113 to #107 - thenewgizmobox (04/02/2014) [-]
i'm uncircumcised and and i can confirm that bit of skin doesn't get in the way.
it's really kinda there, i don't see why this is such a big issue.
User avatar #114 to #107 - klokwork (04/02/2014) [-]
No way in hell im hurting Kevin.
User avatar #119 to #107 - ronyx (04/02/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRPv4ryPiTU

I love it how people that support circumcision only support it on babies. No way in hell would they go through the procedure if they were older. Bunch of ******* cowards if you ask me. Then again if people are happy cutting off their dicks then let them cut the dicks off their kids. After all it's so hard to just wash your dick.
User avatar #121 to #119 - ronyx (04/02/2014) [-]
Circumcision
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