A teacher decides to let students out
early if they can name the origin of a
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says,
Teacher. "That' s right Susie, you can go home.''
Teacher: "Who said l Have a Dream'?"
Again, before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary
says, ‘Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That' s right Mary you can go.''
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can
do for you'?'
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says,
John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: That' s right Nancy, you may also leave.''
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says in
frustration, "I wish these dumb bitches would keep
their fucking mouths shut!''
The teacher turns around and she is livid: "NOW WHO
Johnny: "Harvey Weinstein. Can I go now, Miss?''
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