Jokes on him. . Storytime /b/. Feel free to contriboot wt your own similar stories. Hired wants me to get a summerjob do i do that at age -14 spretty sure its i Jokes on him Storytime /b/ Feel free to contriboot wt your own similar stories Hired wants me get a summerjob do i that at age -14 spretty sure its
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Jokes on him

Storytime /b/. Feel free to contriboot wt your own similar stories.
Hired wants me to get a summerjob
do i do that at age -14
spretty sure its illegal
sany' way I ask my neighbors ifl could dog sit while they' re on vacation
sthis is allmost to please my dad
definitely don’ t want to do this shit
ttheir dog is as old as me
std
sbik ass labrador
sthing looks like its three steps from deaths door
days into
unlock the doodoo their apartment
We fucking dead
call Jim and ask what to do with it
she says take it to a vet who’ sjust down like 4 blocks
VET
DUE
tell him how sounds
tthey anticipated it and made plans to get it cremated
show do i get this big fucking lab down 5 flights of stairs and at blocks down the street without having people see me carrying this dead dog
don’ t have a car or license
Him tells me to put it in his daughters luggage that was left behind
sso i shit covered dog into the suitcase
weenie it has a broken fucking set rkwheels
sso i' m carrying this shit down the stairs
sheave as hell for my ‘lat year old body
sgetti the
ssome dudebro asks ifi need help
ston‘ t want him to question the luggage
sor seeing the dead dog if it opens or some shit
she insists and helps me carry it down
smake up some bullshit that its electronics
ssome sort system
tthese are heavy right?
swe getto the firstblood
she lifts it up on his shoulders and bolts
shatto call Jim and explain that his pink luggage and dead dog got stolen because some guy thought it was speakers
cant even imagine his face when he opened that shit
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Views: 87051 Submitted: 03/22/2014