Jojo 100% percent accurate

tarkus

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part 1: angel wha punches with the power the
sun combats his pastiness vampire brather and his army
mutant scabies
part fl: the astic gauss fitness want tn be the gauss
everything. local brit with a plan far literally everything
and his bubble buddy think otherwise
part 3: teenager in a perpetual state grouch and his
friends a lat
peaple tn save his dying mnm, including a pastiness man wha
can' t stay dead
part 4: japanese high schiller with the power friendship
and healing must defeat serial killer david
Davie by him tn death
part 5: japanese kid jains the
italian fashion mafia in adder tn overthrew their
buss, tn prave that drugs are bad, m' kay
part 6: ragefag beam and a little bay must see tn
it that gay priest dues nut destrey the universe itself in
warship a pastiness man
part T: the president wants the corpse jesus christ,, and
anly a paraplegic, a man with steel balls, a dinasaur, a mcman
with a can meat spray, and a ald girl whc' s wed tn a
ald man can stap him fram getting it
part B: amnesiac sailer with faar testicles must salve the
mystery behind his faar testicles by stealing things

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Submitted:	01/08/2016

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+34

#3 - psychotayto (01/09/2016) [-]

best ark
best poses
best jojo

#7 to #3 - memexicano (01/09/2016) [-]

Etilism much?

#17 to #3 - bunner ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

You're damn Skippy

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (2012) - NICE! ☆

#4 to #3 - razck (01/09/2016) [-]

can't thumb this enough.

#16 to #3 - ehzio ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

Definitely not.

This is best JoJo
Best arc
Best beautiful man of balls

#19 to #16 - inuyuru ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

Giorno Giovanna

All day, every day.

#20 to #19 - ehzio ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

Literally the worst JoJo imaginable.

And no that's not a joke. Giorno ******* sucks

#22 to #20 - inuyuru ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

I do like Gyro though, Gyro is the **** .

#24 to #22 - ehzio ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

You can't say that when I'm atguint against you *****

#27 to #24 - inuyuru ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

Dude, everybody like Gyro, he's awesome

#21 to #20 - inuyuru ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

>son of kono Dio da
>fly as ****
>best Stando Powah
>part had one of the most interesting villains
>coolest poses (next to anyone in Part 2 of course, it's hard to top Part 2 poses)
>One of the best designs
>currently banging Trish Una AKA best girl

MFW

#23 to #21 - ehzio ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

>son of Dio
Yeah in Joseph's body. Which turns out to be Joseph's son plus look at the Dio's other son. ******* Bohemian Rhapsody? Sucks dick.
>fly as ****
Yeah ok because a ladybug and a no hole chest shirt with cinnamon rolls on his head is fly as **** .
>part had one of the most interesting villain
******* Diavolo? Are you serious? Dio in p1 did a better job. Besides if anything about most interesting villain then it would go to Kira Yoshikage.
>coolest poses
No.
>one of the best design
Oh god no
>currently banging Trish aka best girl?
Sweet Jesus even the dead chick in p4 is better.
******* Foo Fighter is best girl

#25 to #23 - inuyuru ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

Jonathon's body not Josepsh. And all of Dio other kids are awful.

>Dat boobie shirt of Gio looks fly as hell and I will fight anyone who says otherwise

>Diavolo is interesting because of the relationship between him and Doppio.

>Not liking his poses

wakemeup.jpg

>Not liking his design

Ican'twakeup.jpg

>Not wanting to bang Trish Una

SAVEME.jpg

#31 to #25 - ehzio ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

Ok yes I meant Johnathan.

But the relationship between Diavolo and Doppio? Literally a second personality and you think that **** is interesting? Not the damn mind of Kira Yoshikage??

You wake me up *****

#34 to #31 - inuyuru ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

Kira is easy to read; "I'm a serial killer that wants to live a peaceful but continue killiing" boom, done.

Diavolo/Doppio; Who are they? Is Diavolo human? How is he in Doppio? Is Doppio his younger self? A clone? (his name means double) What memories does he have? What's the deal between the two?

It's the things we don't know about them that are interesting.

#36 to #34 - ehzio ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

He's literally a man who wants to be a kid to escape his man life.

If kira wants to lead a peaceful life, why does he resort to killing? Have you read his ghost afterlife story?

#37 to #36 - inuyuru ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

He states multiple times "I want to be left alone and life my life in peace without interruption and I also want to keep killing"

#40 to #37 - ehzio ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

Plus his methods of hiding and his methods of living a peaceful life? Damn that's cold

#39 to #37 - ehzio ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

But why the need of the hand or the collection of fingernails? Nobody knows because I can't remember. Plus what about based Funny Valentine? Make America great was his and his father's dream and boy oh boy is that a goal

#41 to #39 - inuyuru ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

Funny Valentine wanted the corpse of Jesus to do....something. He never made his goals clear

And yes, Kira makes for a very interestng villain (me and my roomate talk about that all the time) But Diavolo and Doppio make for an interesting dynamic

#42 to #41 - ehzio ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

Idk man to me Diavolo and Doppio never made a connection to me. I just see him as a hidden crimelord that looks around in Doppios form.

BTW they're the same person with two personality

#43 to #42 - inuyuru ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

I know they're the same person but how? When? Why?

Why does Diavolo like Doppio but hate everyone else? The throwaway answer is "because he's him" but if that's the case why does he call him his "cute doppio?" Why is Doppio so loyal but has no trace of Diavolo inside him? When Doppio "dies" how come both him and Diavolo claim they feel "lonely"? It's the things they don't tell us that make me love them.

Also, King Crimson looks cool

#45 to #43 - ehzio ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

Also the two headed stand thing is just weird.
Coolest stand would be D4C

#48 to #45 - inuyuru ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

Actually, that was because the two headed thing was a reference to quato

#47 to #45 - ehzio ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

I mean look how cool!

#50 to #47 - inuyuru ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

Dem ears

#44 to #43 - ehzio ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

What do you mean how? He's known to never be seen so Doppio is created. Never being seen causes Diavolo to be lonely and created Doppio out of loneliness which then causes Doppio to have a singular personality which relies on Diavolo because he is himself and self-proclaimed to be the boss of the boss.
Why does he calls himself cute Doppio? Once again self-proclaimed ego causes him to create a more social personality and what is more social than a cute person? He even left his daughter man I mean the evidence are right there.

#49 to #44 - inuyuru ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

He left his daughter cuase he's a prick, what I want to know is what is the significance of the two. Hell, Doppio fits Donatella description better than Diavolo so what, did Doppio come first? Was Doppio always there? Is he just Diavolo when he's younger, what?

#54 to #49 - ehzio ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

Now I think you're just going into Diavolo and his fetish for fish net shirts a bit too much...

#55 to #54 - inuyuru ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

Those shirts are sexy.

#57 to #55 - ehzio ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

But bruh beautiful homosexual cowboys though

#58 to #57 - inuyuru ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

Are you implying that everyone in JoJo's isn't gay?

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#26 to #21 - ehzio ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

OH BEST STAND POWER????

STAR PLATINUM CAN BEAT PEOPLE UP AND THEN HEAL THEM AND THEN BEAT THEM UP AGAIN
CRAZY DIAMOND CAN BREAK **** AND THEN REBUILD THEM SO HE CAN BREAK THEM AGAIN
TUSK CAN BREAK THROUGH DIMENSIONS

What can Golden Experience do? Punch that slows people down. Next to **** with Jolyne and Stone Free

#28 to #26 - inuyuru ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

>Crazy Diamond
Fix **** , which is admittedly a cool power but.....

>Gold Experience

Can give life to inanimate objects in keeping their original traits and then back again.

Can slow people down while ******* with their perception

And in requeim form can reset anything to a state of Zero and keep all it's previous powers

And it just ******* looks cool.

I stand by what I said: GioGio is best GioGio

#35 to #28 - ehzio ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

Literally rape a virgin and repair the hymen to be raped again. Golden Experience can't do that. Only Crazy Diamond can.

Break my bones and half my face with slow mo punches? K well time to repair.

Crazy Diamond is literally wolverine

#62 to #35 - LookinHereWhy (01/10/2016) [-]

CD can't repair the user. GE can.

#38 to #35 - inuyuru ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

>rape

Uh.....

#29 to #26 - inuyuru ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

And no, Diamond is the one that heals and fixes ****

Star Platinum stops time, similar to Za Warudo

Tusk is the **** , I'll give you that.

#33 to #29 - ehzio ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

Yeah ok my phone isn't deleting properly. Let me turn it off and turn it on again before we continue

#59 to #19 - ehzio ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

They're manly gay

#60 to #59 - inuyuru ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

>Narancia Ghirga

Muh dick

#61 to #60 - ehzio ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

Muh hardick

#10 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

can i get context on the four testicles thing?

+16

#11 to #10 - willielilja (01/09/2016) [-]

#12 to #11 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

I'm only up to stone ocean. It'll take time for me to get there okay.

#14 to #12 - opummagnus (01/09/2016) [-]

Right, so this is non-spoiler as possible
The latest JoJo has 4 testicles, because multiple dimensions or some ****

#63 to #14 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]

I thought that "four testicles" was an allegory for something else, but I found out that josuke legitimately has four testicles.

#2 - warvolk (01/09/2016) [-]

huh, they were right about not being able to spoil jojo

#9 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]

"hello i am David Bowie"

#5 - thetellerofstories (01/09/2016) [-]

I would start watching this but when I looked it up there were like four different series, and none of them said which was the first or second. i dont know if they are like fma and fma brotherhood or what, any help would be appreciated

#30 to #5 - ettne ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

start with 2012, the stardust crusaders. that covers everything that was on the older series.

#6 to #5 - silversea ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

There's three OVA's of part 3 which aired in the 90's.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure has three seasons so far. Parts 1 and 2 take up season one, and part 3 takes up seasons 2 and 3.
You need to login to view this link (TV) This is the first season.