John the Mental Patient. . allt?, omegle Talk to strangers! You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol You: Hi John Stranger: T You: John, remember we t omegle John
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John the Mental Patient

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allt?, omegle Talk to strangers!
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
You: Hi John
Stranger: T
You: John, remember we talked about this in
our last session
Stranger:
You: Your name is John youra seventeen year old
man from Orlando, FL
You: Your in a Mental Hospital because you believe!
you are someone who you aren' t
Stranger: aha i see.
You: John please being silent won' t help your condition
You: First offrohn how are you feeling
Stranger: psychotic
You: WEII thats not good
You: Why do you feel that way
Stranger: hey put me in the insolation room
You: No John they put you in a room with everyone
else
You: Look around there are dozens of other people
here
Stranger: but. they all left
You: They all believe they are people they aren' t
You: Take me for instance I believe I' m a psychiatrist
who works in a mental hospital
Stranger: they. they. put foam ND)! on my hands and
feet
You: But really I' m just a fat moron who is typing on an
online web page
You: But let' s not talk about me
You: We' re herto talk about you
Stranger: a girl
You: No John we talked about this
Stranger: i dont have a penis though!!!
You: Your name is John youra seventeen year old
man from Orlando, FL
Stranger: i have boobs
You: No ypu don' t Its all in your head
Stranger: but.
Stranger: they
You: II in your head
You: With time you will aome to aceept this
You: You will become a productive member of society
Stranger: but not a psychiatrist
You: Yes, lam John remember we talked about this
You: John, please I' m hereto help you
Stranger: not uh!!!! i dont wanna go! who are these
people???? so scared!! "puns up in a ball"
You: It' s all right John we are the only one' s in this room
You: John?
Stranger: no! shes there! and hes there
You: Who is she John?
Stranger: they' re in a eomer
Stranger: shes a cross dresser
You: But we are in a round room John
You: There are no comers
Stranger: no! theres freakin comers in this damn round
room!
You: John I believe you have a subliminal hatred for
You: would you like to talk about it
Stranger: no! i love cross dressers!
You: John remember I' m hereto help you
Stranger: youra cross dresser
You: Yes but that is beside the point
Stranger: how bout we continue this conversation on
kik.
You: John please your sitting right in front of me
You: We don' t need to communicate digitally
You: Also I don' t have a phone ore "kik" account
You: John I believe it is time for you to return to your
room
Stranger: no!
You: The Nurses will escort you there
Stranger: dont do it!!!
Stranger: aaghh
Stranger: :1
You: please escort John back to his room
Stranger: john died
You: WE will continue our conversation in our next
meeting
Stranger has .
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#1 - yuukoku (02/11/2014) [-]
I don't have a sufficient reaction image for this, so have these bottles of Hitler did Nothing Wrong.
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