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John Oliver Interviews Stephen Hawking

John Oliver Interviews Stephen Hawking. I appreciate you taking the time to view the content I uploaded If you want to, send a friend request my way. I accept t

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me right now?
is It you or is it a sentient computer pretending to talk on your behalf?
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#5 - Digitalphear ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Stephen Hawking may have had the best comeback in human history.   
   
John Oliver: You've stated that there could be an infinite number of parallel universes, does that mean that there is a universe out there where I am smarter than you?   
   
Stephen Hawking: Yes, and also a universe where you're funny.   
   
Also, seeing Stephen Hawking smile makes me smile for no reason.
Stephen Hawking may have had the best comeback in human history.

John Oliver: You've stated that there could be an infinite number of parallel universes, does that mean that there is a universe out there where I am smarter than you?

Stephen Hawking: Yes, and also a universe where you're funny.

Also, seeing Stephen Hawking smile makes me smile for no reason.
#51 to #5 - fossy (07/21/2014) [-]
but that isn't correct anyway, just because something is infinite doesn't mean its all encompassing
#63 to #51 - Rascal (07/21/2014) [-]
It is. If something is infinite, then anything that has a non-zero probability of occurring within that space has an infinite chance of occurring, & will hence occur an infinite amount of times, however anything with a zero probability of occurring will not occur, regardless.
User avatar #77 to #63 - anonefgthree (07/21/2014) [-]
No. There are infinite different nonwhole numbers between 1 and 2, but there won't be a possibility of something being greater than 2.
#86 to #77 - Rascal (07/21/2014) [-]
Yes, that's because >2 or <1 does not fit within that range, hence it's impossible to occur there. If there's a zero possibility of it occurring it will not occur. >=1 & <=2 is possible within that range, & occurs an infinite amount of times. I'm not trying to say impossibilities will happen in an infinite space, I clearly stated that they won't happen, I'm saying all possibilities will occur, & will occur an infinite amount of times. You literally just stated that with your own analogy.
#87 to #86 - fossy (07/21/2014) [-]
not necessarily, your ignoring the fact that probability is just probability. there is also the chance that there isn't a single universe in which he is cleverer than hawking, thus making your argument self contradicting! consider the following, you have a dice and you roll it a hundred times are you guaranteed to roll a two? how about a thousand? a Million? even a Googleplex amount of times? so why does this rule change for an infinite amount of rolls. My point is there is an infinite amount of possibilities within an infinite amount of attempts, does not mean that any particular outcome is guaranteed.
#92 to #87 - Rascal (07/22/2014) [-]
There is no universe in which there are no universes where there are no universes where he is not cleverer than hawking. It's impossible. A multiverse hosts a universes with their own laws, & not the other way around, the same way a virtual machine can't do anything to a host physical machine. Anyway, you're too busy treating infinity as though it's finite, which it is not. Although you can roll something 10^100 times & still get no result, infinity isn't a googol, it doesn't have a size, it's a way of stating something doesn't end, & hence even if a result is not satisfied, it will simply test a bigger number each time, until a result is satisfied. & then test even bigger numbers until a result is satisfied again. There's no limit to how many times infinity can test a probability, & hence regardless of how small, it'll eventually occur, since you can simply keep adding zeros until something happens, & you quite literally have all the space/time in the world to do that.
#82 to #77 - Rascal (07/21/2014) [-]
This
User avatar #56 to #5 - shinku (07/21/2014) [-]
So there is also a parallel universe where no parallel universe's exist.

.... and this is why multiverse theory is stupid
User avatar #68 to #5 - bonerjam (07/21/2014) [-]
he had me with "you're an idiot".
#76 to #5 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/21/2014) [-]
it makes me sad that stephen was actually annoyed with jon oliver and just didnt give a **** at that point
User avatar #33 to #5 - oaaaa (07/21/2014) [-]
since he is only able to write 1 word every 30 sek. its not possible for him to have a conversation like that. there for he has to prepare everything he said in that interview days before. i also doubt that he wrote that, i think it were some comedy-writers from the show who gave him the lines.
#2 - Sworley ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #3 to #2 - imadeanaccountforu (07/21/2014) [-]
He's a cheeky little cunt isn't he?
User avatar #4 to #3 - theluppijackal ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Well, he is british, and they tend to be known for being cheeky cunts
User avatar #9 to #4 - theshade (07/21/2014) [-]
u fuking wot m8, i swear on me mum ill bash ur hed in u cheeky cunt
#12 to #3 - amuter (07/21/2014) [-]
How would you entertain yourself if you were stuck like this for the rest of your life?
#23 to #12 - Rascal (07/21/2014) [-]
I'd type random words for no reason at all.
User avatar #60 - tehubernation (07/21/2014) [-]
Stephen Hawking is pretty funny, I wish he did stand-up... oh wait.
#7 to #1 - Rascal (07/21/2014) [-]
It is pretty cool that he comes up with responses so fast using infrared sensors to detect his cheek movements
User avatar #10 to #6 - thebadspellir (07/21/2014) [-]
You type well for a monkey
#39 - larfang (07/21/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#25 - xxjmacxx (07/21/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#26 - windson (07/21/2014) [-]
**windson rolled image**   
   
the next smartest person on earth
**windson rolled image**

the next smartest person on earth
#54 - thearcher (07/21/2014) [-]
Sounds like the concept of UItron....
Sounds like the concept of UItron....
#40 - neoexdeath (07/21/2014) [-]
Sure, it starts small. Little robotic pets and mechanical butlers, and then before you know it they're stealing signs and sailing out to international waters to throw beer bashes to get around laws restricting the sale-times of alcohol.
Sure, it starts small. Little robotic pets and mechanical butlers, and then before you know it they're stealing signs and sailing out to international waters to throw beer bashes to get around laws restricting the sale-times of alcohol.
#69 - sattaman (07/21/2014) [-]
i really like john oliver
i really like john oliver
#11 - uchihalover (07/21/2014) [-]
sasuke sama is smarter then steven hawking. if you ever watch naruto you would agree !
User avatar #29 to #11 - anonymoose (07/21/2014) [-]
Having sex with a girl is fun. If you watch Naruto, just take my word for it.
#30 to #29 - uchihalover (07/21/2014) [-]
LOL too bad im not a lesbian u bigot!!
#31 to #30 - anonymoose (07/21/2014) [-]
Having sex with a guy is fun. If you watch Naruto, just take my word for it.
#32 to #31 - uchihalover (07/21/2014) [-]
yeah u would know HAHAHA u virgin
#35 to #34 - uchihalover (07/21/2014) [-]
ur one of those losers who hate popular things cuz ur so cool LOL
#36 to #35 - anonymoose (07/21/2014) [-]
Because anime is totally super popular
User avatar #37 to #11 - flyingfisherman (07/21/2014) [-]
And He is not disabled! gg
#66 to #11 - aleeyam (07/21/2014) [-]
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#81 to #11 - enzothesomething (07/21/2014) [-]
Can you stop being a complete waste of human resources for a few seconds?
Can you stop being a complete waste of human resources for a few seconds?
#55 to #11 - silverhellion (07/21/2014) [-]
level -300 something.   
   
almost. you get thumbs up. you get all the thumbs up.
level -300 something.

almost. you get thumbs up. you get all the thumbs up.
#13 to #11 - Rascal (07/21/2014) [-]
welcome back faggot
#14 to #13 - uchihalover (07/21/2014) [-]
LOL wat r u talking about ive been here?
#15 to #14 - Rascal (07/21/2014) [-]
haven't seen you post in a while
missed u
User avatar #16 to #11 - superstephtime (07/21/2014) [-]
....I prefer Garra
User avatar #53 to #16 - disies (07/21/2014) [-]
Gaara*.
User avatar #24 to #11 - psykobear (07/21/2014) [-]
Comparing imaginary intelligence with real intelligence.
#18 to #11 - flyingfisherman (07/21/2014) [-]
I liked him young
I liked him young
#19 to #18 - drgilby (07/21/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#20 to #19 - flyingfisherman (07/21/2014) [-]
Picture is worth 1000+ words
Picture is worth 1000+ words
User avatar #70 to #20 - virtigo (07/21/2014) [-]
Do you have source on your gif there?
User avatar #80 to #70 - flyingfisherman (07/21/2014) [-]
black bullet
#72 to #18 - pokelova (07/21/2014) [-]
H-how old is he there?
User avatar #78 to #72 - flyingfisherman (07/21/2014) [-]
Old enought
#38 to #11 - Rascal (07/21/2014) [-]
Experts agree that there is no universe where you're not a ******* autistic.
User avatar #17 to #11 - cantfindausername ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Shikamaru is smarter than Sasuke, you fool.
#84 - lukebrenes (07/21/2014) [-]
**lukebrenes rolled image** when she keeps sucking after you cummed
User avatar #61 - chimpaflimp (07/21/2014) [-]
I really ******* hate John Oliver. He's not funny in the slightest. He just seems like an absolute cunt.
User avatar #65 to #61 - tenorkitsune (07/21/2014) [-]
Which is what people find funny, apparently. I've never been a fan of him either. >.> But props for Stephen Hawkings for taking it in stride, even if he can only type out a few words per minute.
#59 - AnonymousDonor (07/21/2014) [-]
>most intelligent man on the planet


#49 - Rascal (07/21/2014) [-]
even is that condition, stephen hawkins have good sense of humor.
#83 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Its like everything I've been lead to in the past week is a sign of the ******* robot uprising.

"Oh hey we got a movie from redbox" says my mom. Its ******* I robot (Amazing movie BTW)
"Oh the featured book on this website looks good" ******* robopocalypse (Amazing book BTW)
I see Isaac Asimov name all over the ******* place, even on FJ.
Then this.

Its like I'm being ******* warned.
User avatar #71 - nonsthengone (07/21/2014) [-]
**nonsthengone rolls 089,067,893** Roll #9
User avatar #73 to #71 - reican (07/21/2014) [-]
**reican rolls 015,035,737**
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