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Whaling in Japan, in the sense of non-industrial whale hunting, began in the 12th century,[1] but Japanese whaling in the modern sense began in the 1890s when Japan began to participate in the modern whaling industry, at that time an industry in which many people from many countries participated.[2] Modern Japanese whaling activities have usually extended outside Japanese territorial waters.

During the 20th century, Japan was heavily involved in commercial whaling until the International Whaling Commission (IWC) moratorium on commercial whaling went into effect in 1986. Japan continued to hunt whales using the scientific research provision in the agreement, and Japanese whaling is currently conducted by the Institute of Cetacean Research. The meat from these scientific whale hunts is then sold in shops and restaurants.[3] This is allowed under IWC rules, although most IWC members oppose it.[4] The International Court of Justice has ruled that the Japanese whaling program in the Southern Ocean is not for scientific purposes and has ordered that Japanese whaling in Antarctic waters cease immediately.[5]

These hunts are a source of conflict between pro- and anti-whaling countries and organizations. Nations, scientists and environmental organizations opposed to whaling consider the Japanese research program to be unnecessary at best and a thinly disguised commercial whaling operation at worst.[6][7][8][9]

Japan maintains that annual whaling is sustainable and necessary for scientific study and management of whale stocks. Japan also argues that objections to whaling are based upon cultural differences and emotional anthropomorphism.[10][11] ********* whales!

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#1 - fezzo (04/01/2014) [-]
Lovin the black letters over his shirt so it's easier to read
User avatar #28 to #1 - kandazz (04/01/2014) [-]
I kept reading those specific parts with a different voice in my head.
#11 to #1 - yesboss (04/01/2014) [-]
white letters with black outline would have made it so much easier though,it works universally. i dont know why people still do this
User avatar #62 to #11 - itsmepapaone (04/02/2014) [-]
Because MS paint skills.

Unless there's a way to do white text/black outline with MS paint that we just don't know about.
#5 to #1 - jasonvgrace ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
I felt it necessary sorry
User avatar #6 - megamolester (04/01/2014) [-]
inb4 "white lines on black background work on every rainbow!"
#78 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
I like Jimmy Carr, but I like Jimmy Bicycle more.
User avatar #81 to #78 - reekballs (04/02/2014) [-]
DEM EYES lel
User avatar #83 to #78 - darealnugget (04/02/2014) [-]
he alrite. i think jimmy truck is betta tho.
#119 to #78 - widsquard (04/02/2014) [-]
Edward Nigma, what is the inspiration behind your name? Is it after Enigma? I always wanted to know.
User avatar #120 to #119 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
The Riddler, the Batman Villain, is named Edward Nigma.
User avatar #23 - underlois (04/01/2014) [-]
I like how OP coloured in the text black when it had to be over Jimmy's white shirt
#2 - teranin (04/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 to #2 - haeckal (04/01/2014) [-]
Do you read Ex-Army, dude?
User avatar #21 to #20 - teranin (04/01/2014) [-]
yes
#109 to #2 - nebuchadnezzaurus (04/02/2014) [-]
What does that even mean? How is communist ideology analogous to using proper terms in public?
#122 to #109 - teranin (04/02/2014) [-]
It says "Cultural Marxism" not "Communism". In other words, the predication of cultural norms constructed on marxist ideas, I.E. classist protections for some over others, protestation of the other during propagation of the presupposed "underclass" etc.

It was a concept constructed at the frankfurt school, by a bunch of jews. It was then implemented into feminism during second wave feminism and is expressed most clearly by blatant misandry and calls for language editing on grounds of emotional arguments, I.E. political correctness.

User avatar #123 to #122 - nebuchadnezzaurus (04/02/2014) [-]
in other words, "political correctness = believing that people are divided into classes"?
User avatar #124 to #123 - teranin (04/02/2014) [-]
Sort of, that's more of an incredibly oversimplified explanation of the background motivations of people who push political correctness.
#113 to #109 - imgood (04/02/2014) [-]
Yeah...I'm not sure either.... does politicsexplain exist yet?
User avatar #121 to #113 - politicsexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
I believe it's hinting at uniformity and social equality.


I believe someone just used the term without entirely understanding the term.
#14 to #2 - solarknight (04/01/2014) [-]
oooh titties
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#17 to #4 - lozarus (04/01/2014) [-]
Political correctness would be calling black people "African-americans" I think.

#25 to #17 - shadowgandalf (04/01/2014) [-]
No, thats just closet racism or idiocy.
Anyone with basic knowleagde of history knows that 99.999999999% of american population are immigrants, and some have only been there for a few generations.

This means, that calling a black american for "african american", is being hypocrital as **** , and proclaimning that they are not "true americans".

you don't see alot of people going around using the terms "european american", "asian american", "south/north american" or "australian american" do you?


#49 to #25 - yuukoku (04/01/2014) [-]
I've heard someone call me "Oriental" and I lost my 			****		.
I've heard someone call me "Oriental" and I lost my **** .
User avatar #104 to #49 - unfortunately ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
What would be funnier is if you were Mexican
#105 to #104 - yuukoku (04/02/2014) [-]
I've been called Mexican before. I understand the mix ups sometimes because it's Texas, but there's thousands of years of evolution between us and Mexicans AND Mexicans are mixed with Spaniard genes. It should be easy to tell who's Asian and who's Mexican.
I've been called Mexican before. I understand the mix ups sometimes because it's Texas, but there's thousands of years of evolution between us and Mexicans AND Mexicans are mixed with Spaniard genes. It should be easy to tell who's Asian and who's Mexican.
#102 to #25 - unfortunately ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
I'd just like to point out that that's a ******** number, it implies that there is only one native for every 100 billion people, so since there are 5.2 million natives, the United States has a population of 5,200,000,000,000,000. Just correctness, not even political.
#90 to #25 - anon (04/02/2014) [-]
calling brown folk Mexican-American, Hispanics or just plain Mexicans is cool though
User avatar #44 to #25 - snakefire (04/01/2014) [-]
I like you.
User avatar #43 to #25 - boomerpyro (04/01/2014) [-]
you deserve more thumbs
#54 to #4 - ceyvek (04/01/2014) [-]
Yes, FOR AMERICA!
User avatar #29 to #13 - captnnorway (04/01/2014) [-]
As if I knew how to do that ...
User avatar #52 to #13 - scafoldbich (04/01/2014) [-]
I think what OP did was fine and I read it correctly.
What if you don't need black text over white line?
User avatar #34 to #13 - thebaseballexpert (04/01/2014) [-]
any colour with a black outline can be read on any colour
User avatar #38 to #34 - whatyougot (04/01/2014) [-]
black text with a black outline on a black background
#39 to #38 - thebaseballexpert (04/01/2014) [-]
black is a shade, not a color. Take an art class faqqot
black is a shade, not a color. Take an art class faqqot
#40 to #39 - whatyougot (04/01/2014) [-]
I took art history   
   
YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE
I took art history

YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE
User avatar #55 to #40 - fuckingtrolls (04/01/2014) [-]
Then you should have known.
Slut
#103 to #55 - inomgod (04/02/2014) [-]
art history doesn't teach color theory, Color theory does that. art history teaches art history.
#45 to #39 - anon (04/01/2014) [-]
shades ARE colours
User avatar #53 to #45 - scafoldbich (04/01/2014) [-]
WHRONG. They are tints, you plub.
User avatar #92 to #53 - playerdous (04/02/2014) [-]
No tints are when you add more white to a color, example, making red pink.
Shading as mentioned above below and everywhere but the car industry is adding black, example, making red dark red.
Window tinting makes no sense
User avatar #107 to #92 - scafoldbich (04/02/2014) [-]
I am at you disposal, master of art.
User avatar #46 to #45 - thebaseballexpert (04/01/2014) [-]
"shade" refers to the darkness or lightness of a color. like a "different SHADE of red"

Quote: "a shade is the mixture of a color with black, which reduces lightness"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tints_and_shades
User avatar #51 to #46 - blesstheinternet (04/01/2014) [-]
a different shade of pale...
#97 to #39 - Orc (04/02/2014) [-]
I looked up black. The first definition was "of darkest color".
User avatar #89 to #39 - psykobear (04/02/2014) [-]
Dark, dark, dark (next to black) red with a black outline on a black background.
User avatar #69 to #39 - historiexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
artexplain what?
User avatar #74 to #69 - thebaseballexpert (04/02/2014) [-]
Black is the absense of color. a collor can NOT be void of all color, in order to be a color. Black is a shade, as in, the darkest shade of EVERY color. same with white, white is the lightest shade of any given color.

we recognize black as a color but it does not contain "color", therefore, it is a shde
User avatar #76 to #74 - historiexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
ahhh gracias
User avatar #61 to #38 - kgfsjholis (04/02/2014) [-]
Calm down there Satan.
#67 to #61 - anon (04/02/2014) [-]
Go back to tumblr you autistic faggot.
#96 to #67 - Orc (04/02/2014) [-]
go **** yourself
User avatar #56 to #38 - dogfoodtaco (04/01/2014) [-]
Besides the original picture says *exept for black
#60 to #34 - anon (04/02/2014) [-]
Technically, any two colors that differ greatly enough can be read on any color. Red with green, yellow with purple, etc.
#75 to #71 - anon (04/02/2014) [-]
black text with a black background
User avatar #79 to #75 - misticalz ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
****** rekt thinegame
User avatar #128 to #79 - thinegame (04/04/2014) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHA
FOOLS!
Did you not read the bottom left corner!?
rekt.
User avatar #129 to #128 - misticalz ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Shiiiiiiiiet
#24 to #13 - matrixone (04/01/2014) [-]
But if you put black text on bright and white text on dark, it's proof of actual effort which is better in my books  I didn't write any books
But if you put black text on bright and white text on dark, it's proof of actual effort which is better in my books I didn't write any books
User avatar #27 to #24 - xehanortscrack (04/01/2014) [-]
Actually adding white text/black outline rather than easily add some text in paint would show some actual effort.
#35 to #27 - matrixone (04/01/2014) [-]
I am afriad I will have to disagree with your comment, xehanortscrack
I am afriad I will have to disagree with your comment, xehanortscrack
User avatar #82 to #24 - selderz (04/02/2014) [-]
It's for the internet, not an art gallery
#48 to #32 - quoterox (04/01/2014) [-]
a non-roll?

From kcwsooners?

User avatar #18 - theincrediblegoose (04/01/2014) [-]
Black or Asian can joke about race because they are... a race? Unlike white people?
User avatar #22 to #18 - theflamingbrownie (04/01/2014) [-]
Yeah but they can joke about other races as well cuz they have ethnicity immunity.
User avatar #19 to #18 - turkeylegleg (04/01/2014) [-]
You haven't noticed that?
User avatar #41 to #18 - vos (04/01/2014) [-]
He means that they can discriminate others in their jokes because they themselves have suffered discrimination (or rather are part of a race which is commonly discriminated against). White people aren't usually discriminated against.

Don't worry, you can trust my unsupported claims here because I'm white
#106 to #41 - anon (04/02/2014) [-]
Whites are discriminated in nonwhite countries.
User avatar #30 to #18 - myjeren (04/01/2014) [-]
White people have a reputation when it comes to race. They lost their priviledge.
#110 - regmar (04/02/2014) [-]
**regmar rolled image** mfw
**regmar rolled image** mfw
User avatar #3 - vuvuzela (04/01/2014) [-]
I like this guy but his laugh is irritating.
User avatar #10 to #3 - vladhellsing (04/01/2014) [-]
Sounds like an orangutan with hiccups.
#47 to #3 - febrezethefourth (04/01/2014) [-]
Ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhhhhh.
User avatar #7 to #3 - greenbob (04/01/2014) [-]
Emo being tickled, that is what he himself described it.
User avatar #33 to #3 - maternation (04/01/2014) [-]
Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaa!
#42 - wimwam (04/01/2014) [-]
Jim Carrey > Jimmy Carr
Jim Carrey > Jimmy Carr
User avatar #57 to #42 - dogfoodtaco (04/01/2014) [-]
where did the e go
User avatar #58 to #57 - wimwam (04/01/2014) [-]
That's what gives him his competitive edge
#64 to #42 - birdlaw **User deleted account** (04/02/2014) [-]
Can't wait for the new Dumb and Dumber!
Can't wait for the new Dumb and Dumber!
#95 to #64 - Orc (04/02/2014) [-]
You didn't hear, dude? They canceled that like a month ago.
User avatar #65 to #42 - Loopholes (04/02/2014) [-]
Dud that's like apples and oranges
#66 to #65 - anon (04/02/2014) [-]
Both are supposed to be funny
only one of them is
User avatar #68 to #66 - Loopholes (04/02/2014) [-]
Two completely different types of comedy
And I'm not to partial to oranges.
#59 to #42 - auryn (04/01/2014) [-]
I both like them for completely different reasons.

Jim Carrey is very expressive and dramatizes everything to cartoon like proportions, he relies mainly on physical comedy and not so much content.

If I had to pick I'd go for Jimmy Carr because I prefer wit.

#94 - baogames (04/02/2014) [-]
lucky him, he has so much material to work with
User avatar #84 - tmbg (04/02/2014) [-]
I'm a strong believer that comedy has no rules.

either nothing's off limit or everything is.
User avatar #87 - subtard (04/02/2014) [-]
'I'm sorry to say this, but I have been guilty of texting while driving. I know it's wrong, but sometimes I make bad decisions when I'm drunk'

I ******* love Jimmy Carr. Even if he's a down-syndrome roger federer.
#114 - anon (04/02/2014) [-]
hold the ice cream truck!
hold the ice cream truck!
#72 - anon (04/02/2014) [-]
Jimmy carr is Great Britain's Bill Hicks minus the dick jokes, the ***** , and the Pancreatic Cancer. Racism is hilarious because there is a 0.99% of genetic material that makes us different ( according to some facts I made up) and all people see is COLOR , squinty slanted eyes, fat asses and giant black cocks,The only non racists who should be able to tell racial jokes are pandas , who are married to mexican black bears. But all they do is lay around and eat ******* leaves all day watching oprah. but seriously eat a fat black dick , you racist white supremacist honky lipped mutha ****** , and jimmy carr rulz
#63 - mckinkymcormic (04/02/2014) [-]
self burns are great
self burns are great
User avatar #8 - savaed (04/01/2014) [-]
but what if i really am a racist
#9 to #8 - caffeinecommissar (04/01/2014) [-]
Go the NSK route, be as offensive as possible without actually saying anything offensive. Picture related, Laibach, a member group of the NSK movement.
User avatar #117 - mrgoodlove (04/02/2014) [-]
My favorite comedians poke fun at everybody
User avatar #101 - icespine (04/02/2014) [-]
whites can joke about other races too, it just gets labelled as racism though
User avatar #26 - Schwarzenegger (04/01/2014) [-]
So whites can't joke about race? wtf is this crap
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User avatar #31 to #26 - xenoquack (04/01/2014) [-]
It wasn't implied that whites can't joke about race. Blacks and Asians were just cited as examples.
User avatar #100 to #31 - icespine (04/02/2014) [-]
whites aren't "allowed" to joke about any racesm otherwise, it's racist. a black, indian, chinese or anything else can joke about races and it's funny. white privilege.
#36 to #26 - Blasphemer (04/01/2014) [-]
It's a joke...
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