Him with his GF. On TV he sometimes makes racist/misogynistic jokes about her. But it's ok, us Belgians like that kind of humor. We know it's just for jokes ofc.
It's not of problem. I can give you the full "German guy reads dutch text experience".
It sounds something like this:
"Knaight, how is that auld man?"
"Quiete, Bauknecht! Thet is kink Arthur, he giv the pieple speech."
"Tyts!...Tyts, Tyts, Tyts, Tyts, Tyts. Tyts. TYTS!"
"I wand to surve this man! Hanceforts hijs wyll is my wordt."
It's not so easy understanding it when spoken, but you can make sense out of most stuff.
"Sir knight, who is that old man?"
"Silence Bauknecht! That is king Arthur, here to speak to the people."
"TITS!"
"tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits..."
"TITS."
"TITS!"
"I wish to serve that man! From now on, his word is my law!"