Jerk Lava. Tags. Isms really pisses me mt cu: was arm it amid malt rm; was Tii but than I M: t. W. w picture like this anti I want to dip my hands In It. Lava is floor. Lava is life. lava sucking dip my hands all
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#48 - coaldawg ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
stickied by baconslut
#12 - Einsty (11/19/2013) [-]
Lava is floor. Lava is life.
Lava is floor. Lava is life.
User avatar #34 to #12 - cloooud (11/20/2013) [-]
THE URGE NOT TO LICK
ARGHHHHHH
#74 to #12 - crzycuban (11/20/2013) [-]
anyone else look at sentences like this and think about the transitive property
User avatar #78 to #12 - iamaniceperson (11/20/2013) [-]
It looks so delicious... someon stop me before I do something stupid...
User avatar #60 to #12 - greenstrongworld (11/20/2013) [-]
LOL at the guy at the end.
#28 to #12 - thefloorislava (11/19/2013) [-]
I feel like I have never been more relevant
#15 - stevegasm (11/19/2013) [-]
Oh, don't worry, your hands wouldn't melt
They would likely explode due to all of the water in them expanding because of the extreme heat
User avatar #61 to #15 - greenstrongworld (11/20/2013) [-]
What if Deadpool did that? His constantly regenerating fingers grow back only to explode again.
User avatar #63 to #15 - toastandbananas (11/20/2013) [-]
i feel like that would be so ******* cool
actually it would probably be pretty hot *badumm tss*
#44 to #31 - zorororonoa (11/20/2013) [-]
science thread?
science thread?
#49 to #31 - thesovereigngrave (11/20/2013) [-]
I don't see how making something explode instead of melt ruins it. It makes it better; science, 			****		 yeah!
I don't see how making something explode instead of melt ruins it. It makes it better; science, **** yeah!
User avatar #65 to #49 - ianmcgunny (11/20/2013) [-]
Well, I was talking about that and the fact that you can't touch lava without burning yourself.
User avatar #67 to #65 - thesovereigngrave (11/20/2013) [-]
A valid point I suppose.
#3 to #1 - batmanbeyonddgrave (11/19/2013) [-]
what happens when you lick it   
 I understand it's an overused picture, but sem-relevant at least
what happens when you lick it
I understand it's an overused picture, but sem-relevant at least
User avatar #20 to #3 - computor (11/19/2013) [-]
I almost giggled myself to death for that.

#56 to #3 - obeyweegee (11/20/2013) [-]
The saliva in your tongue would evaporate instantly, creating enough pressure to literally explode your tongue.
#58 to #57 - obeyweegee (11/20/2013) [-]
Indeed, it is.
#25 - bluenebula (11/19/2013) [-]
We have ways
We have ways
User avatar #26 to #25 - rebuttal (11/19/2013) [-]
Cr1tikal
User avatar #37 to #25 - hauntzor (11/20/2013) [-]
"With the new Grill Glove, you can grab the sun by the titties."
User avatar #33 - casualbro (11/20/2013) [-]
Stick your dick in it. Wouldn't be funnyjunk without someone saying it.
User avatar #36 to #33 - erpee (11/20/2013) [-]
**** , you beat me to it.
#29 - thefloorislava (11/19/2013) [-]
This post makes me relevant
#73 to #29 - ethank (11/20/2013) [-]
nice!
#14 - sequel ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #2 - charagrin (11/19/2013) [-]
That lava is part ways through the cooling phase, it is already solid. You could walk on it if you had thick shoes.
User avatar #4 to #2 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
Maybe the black part, maybe. The red part the sexy part no.
User avatar #5 to #4 - charagrin (11/19/2013) [-]
No. Lava, unless deep below ground at extreme temperatures, is actually very stiff even in a "molten" state. It flows because of the combination of heat and it's own weight forcing it downhill, but it is pretty solid. Observe www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bumUw0lNOz0
#38 to #5 - swagbot (11/20/2013) [-]
witchcraft
witchcraft
#13 to #5 - PlagueDoctor (11/19/2013) [-]
okay, explain plox:
how does that dude run over a stream of lava while ******* vulcanologist wear full sci-fi hazmat armors to get a few meters near it?
is it cool enough for it already? or?...
User avatar #16 to #13 - charagrin (11/19/2013) [-]
Because he was quick about it. Scientists are exposed to it for long periods of time and heat can build up. Not to mention if they come in contact with it skin to magma. Lava flows can also give off poisonous fumes.
User avatar #6 to #5 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
Very interesting, it seemed to have as much give as average dirt. I definitely agree you can run on it, but walking, probably not, considering one of his feet almost caught fire.

good find either way.
User avatar #7 to #6 - charagrin (11/19/2013) [-]
Very true, I may have overstated a little. I played with lava at Hawaii once. You could hit it with a stick and it would bounce off even though the lava was red hot. I would almost compare it to a non-newtonian fluid like what you get mixing corn starch and water together. www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2XQ97XHjVw
#64 - seaofcoltrane (11/20/2013) [-]
**seaofcoltrane rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Life lately ** What I put my hands in
#75 to #66 - spyisspy (11/20/2013) [-]
**spyisspy rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at title ** mfw you mfw
#72 - nignogatron (11/20/2013) [-]
Pshhh, don't be such a pussy.
Pshhh, don't be such a pussy.
#62 - aerosol ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
Why didn't I listen!?
Why didn't I listen!?
User avatar #51 - zackenia (11/20/2013) [-]
Dude pissing on Lava I mean... close enough.
User avatar #68 to #51 - iknowuwant (11/20/2013) [-]
Oh god imagine the smell
User avatar #70 to #51 - reyesman ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
okay, but put your dick in it
User avatar #45 - euphoricdorian (11/20/2013) [-]
Everytime I see lava I always think it looks freaking delicious, like some kind of amazing gooey watermelonm strawberry, or cherry candy. Then I remember it would melt my freaking face off.
User avatar #35 - erpee (11/20/2013) [-]
Put your dick in it.
#76 - kroople (11/20/2013) [-]
Just put some Ove' Gloves on *****
#59 - UnforgivingOne (11/20/2013) [-]
I gotta touch it!
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