Jerk Lava. Tags. Isms really pisses me mt cu: was arm it amid malt rm; was Tii but than I M: t. W. w picture like this anti I want to dip my hands In It. Lava is floor. Lava is life. lava sucking dip my hands all
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#48 - coaldawg
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(11/20/2013) [-]
stickied by baconslut
#1 - onionscentrising
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(11/19/2013) [-]
#3 to #1 - batmanbeyonddgrave
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(11/19/2013) [-]
what happens when you lick it   
 I understand it's an overused picture, but sem-relevant at least
what happens when you lick it
I understand it's an overused picture, but sem-relevant at least
#20 to #3 - computor
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(11/19/2013) [-]
I almost giggled myself to death for that.

#56 to #3 - obeyweegee
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(11/20/2013) [-]
The saliva in your tongue would evaporate instantly, creating enough pressure to literally explode your tongue.
#57 to #56 - batmanbeyonddgrave
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(11/20/2013) [-]
that's hawt
#58 to #57 - obeyweegee
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(11/20/2013) [-]
Indeed, it is.
#12 - Einsty
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(11/19/2013) [-]
Lava is floor. Lava is life.
Lava is floor. Lava is life.
#47 to #12 - SuperSixONE ONLINE
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(11/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#34 to #12 - cloooud
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(11/20/2013) [-]
THE URGE NOT TO LICK
ARGHHHHHH
#74 to #12 - crzycuban
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(11/20/2013) [-]
anyone else look at sentences like this and think about the transitive property
#78 to #12 - iamaniceperson
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(11/20/2013) [-]
It looks so delicious... someon stop me before I do something stupid...
#60 to #12 - greenstrongworld
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(11/20/2013) [-]
LOL at the guy at the end.
#28 to #12 - thefloorislava
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(11/19/2013) [-]
I feel like I have never been more relevant
#15 - stevegasm
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(11/19/2013) [-]
Oh, don't worry, your hands wouldn't melt
They would likely explode due to all of the water in them expanding because of the extreme heat
#61 to #15 - greenstrongworld
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(11/20/2013) [-]
What if Deadpool did that? His constantly regenerating fingers grow back only to explode again.
#63 to #15 - toastandbananas
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(11/20/2013) [-]
i feel like that would be so ******* cool
actually it would probably be pretty hot *badumm tss*
#31 to #15 - ianmcgunny
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#44 to #31 - zorororonoa
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(11/20/2013) [-]
science thread?
science thread?
#49 to #31 - thesovereigngrave
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(11/20/2013) [-]
I don't see how making something explode instead of melt ruins it. It makes it better; science, **** yeah!
I don't see how making something explode instead of melt ruins it. It makes it better; science, **** yeah!
#65 to #49 - ianmcgunny
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(11/20/2013) [-]
Well, I was talking about that and the fact that you can't touch lava without burning yourself.
#67 to #65 - thesovereigngrave
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(11/20/2013) [-]
A valid point I suppose.
#25 - bluenebula
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(11/19/2013) [-]
We have ways
We have ways
#26 to #25 - rebuttal
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(11/19/2013) [-]
Cr1tikal
#37 to #25 - hauntzor
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(11/20/2013) [-]
"With the new Grill Glove, you can grab the sun by the titties."
#2 - charagrin
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(11/19/2013) [-]
That lava is part ways through the cooling phase, it is already solid. You could walk on it if you had thick shoes.
#4 to #2 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
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(11/19/2013) [-]
Maybe the black part, maybe. The red part the sexy part no.
#5 to #4 - charagrin
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(11/19/2013) [-]
No. Lava, unless deep below ground at extreme temperatures, is actually very stiff even in a "molten" state. It flows because of the combination of heat and it's own weight forcing it downhill, but it is pretty solid. Observe www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bumUw0lNOz0
#13 to #5 - PlagueDoctor ONLINE
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(11/19/2013) [-]
okay, explain plox:
how does that dude run over a stream of lava while ******* vulcanologist wear full sci-fi hazmat armors to get a few meters near it?
is it cool enough for it already? or?...
#16 to #13 - charagrin
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(11/19/2013) [-]
Because he was quick about it. Scientists are exposed to it for long periods of time and heat can build up. Not to mention if they come in contact with it skin to magma. Lava flows can also give off poisonous fumes.
#6 to #5 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
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(11/19/2013) [-]
Very interesting, it seemed to have as much give as average dirt. I definitely agree you can run on it, but walking, probably not, considering one of his feet almost caught fire.

good find either way.
#7 to #6 - charagrin
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(11/19/2013) [-]
Very true, I may have overstated a little. I played with lava at Hawaii once. You could hit it with a stick and it would bounce off even though the lava was red hot. I would almost compare it to a non-newtonian fluid like what you get mixing corn starch and water together. www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2XQ97XHjVw
#38 to #5 - swagbot
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(11/20/2013) [-]
witchcraft
witchcraft
#29 - thefloorislava
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(11/19/2013) [-]
This post makes me relevant
#73 to #29 - ethank
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(11/20/2013) [-]
nice!
#77 to #29 - bapsmcgee
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#33 - casualbro
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(11/20/2013) [-]
Stick your dick in it. Wouldn't be funnyjunk without someone saying it.
#36 to #33 - erpee
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(11/20/2013) [-]
****, you beat me to it.
#53 - koltan
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#40 - mebbid
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#11 - kweel
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(11/19/2013) [-]
Whenever I see a post like this i expect some random science comments in the section below so that I learn something new.
#50 to #11 - thesovereigngrave
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(11/20/2013) [-]
If you're ever near an erupting volcano, you better hope all you have to deal with is lava.

Because it could be much worse, you could have to deal with a pyroclastic flow! A cloud of superheated gas and rock that can reach temperatures of 1,000 degress Celsius and speeds of up to 450 miles per hour!

Try putting your hand in that.

This message has been brought to you by Science. Science, it's ******* awesome.
#17 to #11 - mullacllahdoow ONLINE
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(11/19/2013) [-]
not really science but an interesting fact, Lava and magma are essentially the same thing (molten rock) but it is only called Lava when it is on the earth's surface, from under the earth's crust right up until it's just about to erupt it's still magma. something new I hope.
#18 to #17 - amuzen
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(11/19/2013) [-]
Sigh... Nomenclature... still learning is learning so thumb for you....
#19 to #18 - mullacllahdoow ONLINE
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(11/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, I couldn't tell you the derivation for either, or why it needs a different name, but I'm sure our mutual friend Wiki could tell you.