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Jagermeister

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#45 - muhaz (08/30/2014) [-]
>Be me, 17
> visiting granpappy in ukraine
> has moderate amount gypsys living around him
> decide to drink
>Jagermeister
> ************* .jpg
>get blackout drunk
>woke up next morning with my clothes missing
> later that day saw gypsys wearing my clothes

moral of the story is **** gypsys, evil cretures
#52 to #45 - verybigcupwithsoda ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
Im from new york so i never understood what the deal was with gypsies.
User avatar #55 to #52 - toniiriot (08/30/2014) [-]
they grant wishes and sorcery is banned in the rest of the world
#57 to #55 - verybigcupwithsoda ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
well **** those magical hobos
#63 to #57 - muhaz (08/31/2014) [-]
they dont grant you dick, they steal dogs and make them **** on your lawn. i have another gypsie story if intrested
#19 - kimilsung (08/30/2014) [-]
Praise the holy ******* deer
#23 to #19 - anon (08/30/2014) [-]
Imma **** that deer **** yet
User avatar #1 - anonimperiumreturn (08/29/2014) [-]
It also tastes like **** .
#2 to #1 - listerthepessimist (08/29/2014) [-]
tastes like Covonia
User avatar #3 to #2 - anonimperiumreturn (08/29/2014) [-]
Fun fact: Jaegermeister was originally developed as a cough medicine and to aid in digestion
User avatar #4 to #3 - listerthepessimist (08/29/2014) [-]
well **** ... that explains everything
#26 to #3 - anon (08/30/2014) [-]
YOU was originailly developped as a cough medecine and to aid in digestion
#6 to #3 - anon (08/30/2014) [-]
wanst coca cola aswell
User avatar #18 to #1 - kimilsung (08/30/2014) [-]
Its good m8
#24 to #1 - anon (08/30/2014) [-]
YOU taste like **** .
#42 to #1 - unholyjebus (08/30/2014) [-]
Too me all spirits and liquor tastes like **** . I'm not bashing these drinks but saying what you said don't mean **** .
User avatar #8 to #1 - huszti (08/30/2014) [-]
that's why you mix it with Fanta.
User avatar #10 to #8 - webeballin (08/30/2014) [-]
You are a bad person.
#13 to #8 - anon (08/30/2014) [-]
You mix it with rebull...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A4gerbomb

Jägerbomb is the only acceptable drinking method of Jägermeister
#32 to #13 - anon (08/30/2014) [-]
Jager mixed with mojito is pretty cool too
User avatar #16 to #13 - demonican (08/30/2014) [-]
Jägermeister is best served slightly cold and not mixed up with some "WT wanna get drunk ********** "
Jägerbomb is only somewhat okay if mixed with Beer.
#33 to #16 - scorcho ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
if i ever see you mix beer with anything that is not lemon soda, i will go crazy on yo azz.
User avatar #38 to #1 - amirblumenfeld (08/30/2014) [-]
I like it. It's one of the only shots I can drink straight without making a face like I'm having a stroke.
User avatar #17 to #1 - demonican (08/30/2014) [-]
Jäger is one of the best boozes out there on par with pure vodka.
#64 to #17 - rapeyrapey (10/12/2014) [-]
You're a complete faggot
User avatar #65 to #64 - demonican (10/12/2014) [-]
Yup all the jägermeister and vodka I've been drinking makes me want to naked wrestle with other men... Troll or retarded?
#66 to #65 - rapeyrapey (10/12/2014) [-]
omg such a lad lol ur so tough an cool
User avatar #67 to #66 - demonican (10/12/2014) [-]
I think that is the vodka-part of me
#62 to #17 - nigeltheoutlaw (08/30/2014) [-]
>vodka
>good

nah mane
User avatar #49 to #17 - adrilazzaro (08/30/2014) [-]
russians have it right man, and bacardi 151
User avatar #5 to #1 - asmathiel (08/30/2014) [-]
I don't know man, I like it. Maybe that's because I also love absinthe.
User avatar #46 to #5 - Grom (08/30/2014) [-]
REAL absinthe that is made with wormwood or the **** they sell in North America?
#50 to #46 - daemascus (08/30/2014) [-]
You do realize there's a reason no one uses wormwood anymore right?
User avatar #51 to #50 - Grom (08/30/2014) [-]
here, wanna educate yourself?
www.wormwoodsociety.org/index.php/frequent-questions-education-235
open spoiler 7
#53 to #51 - daemascus (08/30/2014) [-]
You want to prove that wormwood is safe by giving me a link to the wormwoodsociety?
lol

The thing about Absinthe is that you are getting drunk and bringing Thujone into your body. There have been very real cases of people going of the deep end because of long term alcoholism and high Thujone levels
User avatar #54 to #53 - Grom (08/30/2014) [-]
maybe if you had ******* read it you would see that it basically says it's not harmful unless you're an alcoholic and consume it in high doses.
oh guess what, caffeine is dangerous in high doses, maybe we should ban it! you know what else is? ASPRINE! OH GOD ASPRINE IS DEADLY! BAN IT NOW!
you sound like one of those ******* politicians trying to spread propaganda
#56 to #54 - daemascus (08/30/2014) [-]
They do regulate caffeine , at least in the states.
I have nothing against Absinthe i'm just saying that absinthe made with wormwood can be easily abused with bad results.
User avatar #58 to #56 - Grom (08/30/2014) [-]
Caffeine is not regulated in the states. I could walk into the gas station across the street and buy a bottle of 500 caffeine pills right now. each one equal to about 6 cups of coffee.
also saying something could be abused in high doses with bad results is just stupid. almost everything in large doses is harmful. **** it could be argued that pure oxygen isn't good for you
#60 to #5 - anon (08/30/2014) [-]
Jägermeister tastes like **** , and I drink pure vodka straight out of the bottle.
User avatar #43 to #5 - rumpelstilzchen (08/30/2014) [-]
I love absinthe but I can't stand Jägermeister.
It's all about taste.
#7 - itumblr (08/30/2014) [-]
hurr durr rape jokes hurr durr so ******* funny, feeding off of peoples misery
#15 to #7 - dissectedtesticle (08/30/2014) [-]
gee boss i dunno, they're pretty funny
gee boss i dunno, they're pretty funny
User avatar #20 to #7 - hanabro (08/30/2014) [-]
ExCUSE ME? Hurr durr is an ableist slur aimed toward the mentally handicapable you cisscum ******** !
User avatar #14 to #7 - thechosentroll (08/30/2014) [-]
Potassium.
#22 to #14 - teranin (08/30/2014) [-]
potassium! potassium! potassium! potassium! potassium! potassium!
#40 to #22 - classlessfaggot (08/30/2014) [-]
looks like these guys are... going bananas
User avatar #21 - optimussum (08/30/2014) [-]
Jagermeister means hunter master
User avatar #27 to #21 - sciencexplain (08/30/2014) [-]
Or, use a semblance of intelligence and flip them around since it makes more sense.
User avatar #28 to #27 - optimussum (08/30/2014) [-]
hunter master means Jagermeister
User avatar #29 to #28 - sciencexplain (08/30/2014) [-]
Are you retarded or just stupid?
User avatar #30 to #29 - optimussum (08/30/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #34 to #27 - scorcho ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
dude... jäger = hunter, meister = master. He just literally translated the two words.
User avatar #35 to #34 - sciencexplain (08/30/2014) [-]
I know. But often when things are translated, the two words are switched in placement once translated because the structure is weird. Like this one. "Hunter master" doesn't sound nearly as correct as "Master hunter". In French, you notice it where descriptions like that occur too. In French, you don't say "the black cat" as "le noir chat" but instead say the French translation of "the cat black" as "le chat noir". See?
User avatar #37 to #35 - scorcho ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
yeah, i get that, but a meisterjäger would be a master hunter. A meister in this case (i'm guessing) is someone who has a lot of experience in his profession, and is ranked above geselle - journeyman and lehrling - apprentice. It is kind of a three rank system (coming from medieval traditions). It actually makes sense in either direction in german and both can mean both things. Not sure how much hunter master makes sense in english using this context, and i'm not sure if that is what he intended to describe.
User avatar #39 to #37 - sciencexplain (08/30/2014) [-]
Hunter master is nowhere near as appropriate as "master hunter" in English language. When you refer to a person in the 3rd person if talking to a friend, would you say:

"He's a hunter master"

OR

"He's a master hunter"

The 2nd one is more appropriate, but is a switch around of the 2 words, which I just described to you is a common occurrence in all language translations at some point.
User avatar #41 to #39 - scorcho ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
like i said, in german a jägermeister could mean multiple things. Depending on the context it could have a different meaning. Meistermetzger or Metzgermeister. One of them is a master of his profession, the other has graduated to the highest rank of his profession. In the second example, it is a term used in relation to guilds and actual rankings of experience. In that case, butcher master would be the appropriate translation, but this is a fairly specific term.
www.dict.cc/?s=Metzgermeister
#12 - hashtagopinion (08/30/2014) [-]
#OrAReallyGoodRepuatation
User avatar #36 - helgheimftw (08/30/2014) [-]
i made a drink i called ************ i also call it *********** wich is jägermeister,redbull and moonshine. i promise you it's awesome
#47 to #36 - anon (08/30/2014) [-]
No. Not awesome. Why would you ruin perfectly good moonshine with redbull and jager?
User avatar #48 to #47 - helgheimftw (08/30/2014) [-]
dude it's great
#9 - blindinglyaverage (08/30/2014) [-]
I 			*******		 love Modern Family
I ******* love Modern Family
#59 - eikakaka (08/30/2014) [-]
Tonight we are cancelling the apocalypse!
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