Its just a game bro. . tait . I an Y Gal Nil, ills. taloth' dih. is.. "how do i quickscope?" Its just a game bro tait I an Y Gal Nil ills taloth' dih is "how do i quickscope?"
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - zependium
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"how do i quickscope?"
#2 to #1 - lamarsmithgot
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#24 to #2 - neznanc **User deleted account**
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It never gets old.
#5 - Soviet Savior
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whenever i play COD
whenever i play COD
#36 to #5 - anon id: 79aa7145
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Greatest war movie ever made
#42 to #5 - gerfox
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What movie is this from?
User avatar #44 to #42 - edgecutter
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Saving private Ryan

By Steven Spielberg if I'm not mistaken.
#45 to #44 - gerfox
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Ahh, guess I'll have to re-watch it then! Thanks
User avatar #78 to #5 - zeroqp
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I love the raw feel you get from this. Kill or be killed, and once you're in the battlefield you start to get creative... and desperate. So throw your helmet because you need to do something to hopefully gain the tiny advantage in seconds and live to see another day.

I also loved that American soldier. He was kind of fat but really cool.

Also recommend watching Band of Brothers.

Not for a question: Isn't this scene inaccurate in the way that soldiers didn't actually carry handguns (only officers and certain behind-the-lines troops did)?
User avatar #85 to #78 - Soviet Savior
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In ww2 they really hadnt invented the idea of the quick access holster for your sidearm. most soldiers carried it tucked into their waist band. and most the the allied troops had sidearms, accept if they were just fire fodder soldiers like the Russians were.
#87 to #85 - zeroqp
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Thanks for the info, but please don't refer to the Soviet troops as "fire fodder". Yes they were extremely underequipped and were treated very harshly even by their own CO's, but WWII could not have been won without their sacrifices. And do remember that they were the first to reach Berlin and Hitler.
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User avatar #84 to #83 - zeroqp
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But that's not at all related to what I was talking about.
#77 to #5 - frenulum
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whenever i play battlefield.
whenever i play battlefield.
User avatar #82 to #77 - wheteverlol
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You strap C4 on a tank and then proceed to make it go off with a bullet?
Because that is what actualy happens in the movie
Pistols cannot do damage to tanks in battlefield
User avatar #88 to #82 - frenulum
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A plane makes it explode. A plane flies over after he 'blows it up'. Watch the scene.
User avatar #86 to #82 - zeroqp
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It's not C-4, it's likely to be a predecessor to it, maybe C-2 which was invented in 1943.
Also, in BF, I don't know if it's possible to explode C-4 by shooting at it, but I don't see why you would do that if you place it on a tank. It would be hard to hit it, and you will always have a detonator for quick and easy detonation of the explosives.
User avatar #89 to #86 - frenulum
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C-4 doesn't explode when shot in real life. It does in Battlefield 3 and possibly 4. The Mythbusters did a really cool episode on this.
User avatar #90 to #89 - zeroqp
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Oh, I know. I wasn't inferring that either. In the movie the tank exploded because of an air strike or something else. It wasn't the infantry's explosives anyway.
#10 - roflstorm
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Played my first match online in Black Ops.
4 seconds in and i get instantly killed by a shotgun and i heard a kid on my team with a mic crying to stay up later so he can "**** these stupid **** noobs up". This was at quarter to 9 pm.
The mother promptly went ballistic and the kid started crying and screaming before leaving the match.
I don't know if this is an evil omen or if this is about to get frustratingly funny.
#11 to #10 - satnaam
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is fuk'n sad is what it is.
#39 to #10 - anon id: 201ff169
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Dam, i would have laughed my ass of! I almost pray to find THAT sucky players on the PC.
Just sayi'n. 75% of players on the computer never talk, and 30% always ******* hate you if you use your mic. It's weird and wonderful. Recommended for sure.
OR, just mute all mics. That also works if you gave a ****.
#13 to #10 - Yojimbo
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> Be playing Black Ops online   
> Nuketown   
> Make mistake of plugging in mic   
> Hear cacophany of crying and screeching   
> Notice it's my two allies who are upstairs in the blue building   
> Trot upstairs to see what the commotion is   
> Two little kids arguing over the mic about who gets the top bunk on the bunkbed on the second floor of the building   
> MFW
> Be playing Black Ops online
> Nuketown
> Make mistake of plugging in mic
> Hear cacophany of crying and screeching
> Notice it's my two allies who are upstairs in the blue building
> Trot upstairs to see what the commotion is
> Two little kids arguing over the mic about who gets the top bunk on the bunkbed on the second floor of the building
> MFW
User avatar #37 to #13 - radroach
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So which one got the top bunk?
User avatar #70 to #13 - garymotherfingoak
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hey, it's srs bsns.
#26 - thewisedane
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Multiplayer stories? Multiplayer stories.   
   
>Be me.   
>Playing TF2.   
>Been playing it for about five years.   
>Play a mean Soldier.   
>Get on a server, Doublecross.   
>Ohilovethis.gif.   
>Get playing, pick red - All is fine.   
>I get to work, but I get completely thwon off by a young dude giving me orders by mic.   
>His orders sounds reasonable.   
>If it was ******* simulator I was playing.   
>"Take cover!"   
>"Remember to back me up!"   
>"Crouch to gain some accuracy!"   
>I follow him at first, but he clearly don't know what he is doing.   
>Get the idea to find him on the map.   
>Short search.   
>He's. A.Sniper.   
>Ain't gotta deal with this ****.   
>I taunt him with the salute-taunt.   
>Looks at me, says "Thanks!"   
>"Cover me with that rocketlauncher!"   
>Nope.jpg.
Multiplayer stories? Multiplayer stories.

>Be me.
>Playing TF2.
>Been playing it for about five years.
>Play a mean Soldier.
>Get on a server, Doublecross.
>Ohilovethis.gif.
>Get playing, pick red - All is fine.
>I get to work, but I get completely thwon off by a young dude giving me orders by mic.
>His orders sounds reasonable.
>If it was ******* simulator I was playing.
>"Take cover!"
>"Remember to back me up!"
>"Crouch to gain some accuracy!"
>I follow him at first, but he clearly don't know what he is doing.
>Get the idea to find him on the map.
>Short search.
>He's. A.Sniper.
>Ain't gotta deal with this ****.
>I taunt him with the salute-taunt.
>Looks at me, says "Thanks!"
>"Cover me with that rocketlauncher!"
>Nope.jpg.
#62 to #26 - sergeantnovak
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>Halo 3   
>8v8 Sandtrap, Assault   
>Playing as attackers   
>30 seconds left in the match   
>Me and bomb dude on a mongoose   
>Speeding in for one last effort   
>Intense Halo music playing in my head   
>Crash into obelisk   
>Bail out   
>Take out two red team scum with grenades and trusty BR   
>Continue to cover bomb bro   
>Plants that ****   
>Victor-   
>Re-re the teammate hauls in with warthog and team kills me   
>"Sorry dude"   
>Gets bombarded by enemy grenades   
>He dies   
>Bomb Brah gets overrun   
>Respawn   
>"Bomb Disarmed"   
>"Game Over"   
   
This is why I hesitate to do PUG objective matches
>Halo 3
>8v8 Sandtrap, Assault
>Playing as attackers
>30 seconds left in the match
>Me and bomb dude on a mongoose
>Speeding in for one last effort
>Intense Halo music playing in my head
>Crash into obelisk
>Bail out
>Take out two red team scum with grenades and trusty BR
>Continue to cover bomb bro
>Plants that ****
>Victor-
>Re-re the teammate hauls in with warthog and team kills me
>"Sorry dude"
>Gets bombarded by enemy grenades
>He dies
>Bomb Brah gets overrun
>Respawn
>"Bomb Disarmed"
>"Game Over"

This is why I hesitate to do PUG objective matches
User avatar #27 to #26 - thewisedane
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>I rocketjump of the perch and land in the middle of the bridge.
>Jumps around like a maniac, gets close to my enemies to deal more damage to both of us.
>Keeps rocketjumping.
>Rocketjumpwaltzinternally.jpg.
>Laughs hysterically over the mic.
>I hear the Sniper scream at me.
>"FOR ****** SAKE DANE, PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER".
>Ohdearherewego.jpg.
>"If I'm such a pest, I'll stay off your back".
>He thinks I have left.
>I am now BLU.
>I plan on hunting him down with my rocketjumps until he leaves.
>The BLU team got my back, hated him just as much.
>I get to work, dominates him.
>He shifts class, I keep mine.
>He can't do a thing.
>He don't understand the mechanics of the game well enough.
>Tries to cover all the time.
>Screams for backup.
>Finally, he snaps.
>"**** YOU!".
>He quits.

I've been hunting him for a year now. Every time I find him, I hunt him the same way, no matter the class or the map. I must admit that it's one of my favorite pasttimes.
#48 to #27 - psikid
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I love makin' kids cry over the Mic.

>TF2
>Control Point on Badlands
>Everyone on the server is ******* around rather than taking it seriously
>I'm talking Friendly Heavies just tossing Sandviches to everyone
>I'm a Scout, just running around, trying to annoy the everloving **** out of people
>Stop at a Dispenser to Heal
>End up getting Killed by a Sniper body-shotting me
>I'm fine with it, until he taunts over the Mic
>"You're such as stupid Scout, everyone knows Scout is the worst Class"
>Hellnawbitch.png
>Hunt the ****** down, killing him 12 times in a single life
>He starts begging me over the Mic not to kill him
>Kill him again
>He actually starts to Cry
>He leaves the server

MFW
#50 to #48 - lordgeneral
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mfw "scout is worst class"
mfw "scout is worst class"
#51 to #50 - psikid
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Good Scouts can wreck ****.
#53 to #51 - lordgeneral
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scout is one of the four classes I mainly play, the others being sniper, spy, and - when I want a fundamental "I win" button, soldier.   
   
people tend to overlook the first three for the other classes for one simple reason: they're easy to play. don't get me wrong, I've seen amazing soldiers, demos, and heavies. I'm not saying they're easy to be good at, I'm saying they're easy to play play   
   
people discredit the scout because they think he's a joke. he's the epitome of glass cannon, though. you get close to any ******* class with any one of your weapons and they're dead. all it takes is one **** up. you can pull off long range harassment as well.    
   
even better, the scout excells at "picking", or taking out high priority targets. this is due to the fact that he can get in faster and closer while taking less damage. too many times as sniper I've been blindsided by a ******* scattergun because my teammate weren't expecting the scout to be good.    
   
In MvM, scout is essential, that much is obvious, but people say 'we don't need a scout on the last wave'. too many times I've dealt with tanks by my self because the other jagoffs weren't paying attention.    
   
the items that you get as scout are a pain in the ass to deal with as the enemy: Mad milk is a total ******* because you're sitting there giving the enemy team health. bonk atomic? ****. off. I've had engies die from phased scouts kiting their sentries. critacola is hell in a can. just fuuuck. two scouts, one with critacola and one with mad milk? you're ******.   
   
when you toss in the long ranged abilities to two of their melee weapons, scouts become even more harassing. one scout can turn the tide of battle   
   
back me up, Deviroux
scout is one of the four classes I mainly play, the others being sniper, spy, and - when I want a fundamental "I win" button, soldier.

people tend to overlook the first three for the other classes for one simple reason: they're easy to play. don't get me wrong, I've seen amazing soldiers, demos, and heavies. I'm not saying they're easy to be good at, I'm saying they're easy to play play

people discredit the scout because they think he's a joke. he's the epitome of glass cannon, though. you get close to any ******* class with any one of your weapons and they're dead. all it takes is one **** up. you can pull off long range harassment as well.

even better, the scout excells at "picking", or taking out high priority targets. this is due to the fact that he can get in faster and closer while taking less damage. too many times as sniper I've been blindsided by a ******* scattergun because my teammate weren't expecting the scout to be good.

In MvM, scout is essential, that much is obvious, but people say 'we don't need a scout on the last wave'. too many times I've dealt with tanks by my self because the other jagoffs weren't paying attention.

the items that you get as scout are a pain in the ass to deal with as the enemy: Mad milk is a total ******* because you're sitting there giving the enemy team health. bonk atomic? ****. off. I've had engies die from phased scouts kiting their sentries. critacola is hell in a can. just fuuuck. two scouts, one with critacola and one with mad milk? you're ******.

when you toss in the long ranged abilities to two of their melee weapons, scouts become even more harassing. one scout can turn the tide of battle

back me up, Deviroux
#92 to #53 - deviroux
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SCOUT IS LOVE SCOUT IS LIFE
SCOUT IS LOVE SCOUT IS LIFE
User avatar #101 to #92 - lordgeneral
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#57 to #53 - psikid
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My main Class is Scout, and beside him I play as Soldier and Spy.   
   
I know where you're coming from, Scout is a Glass Cannon. You can take out any Class with just a few shots from the Scattergun.   
   
I've pulled **** that helped my Team win, just by ANNOYING the other team, not actually killing them. Hell, I've caused so much chaos as a Scout, that my team actually had enough time to move all our sentries up AND build a ******* uber from scratch.   
   
Mad Milk? Yeah, I'll be takin' your health now. Bonk!? Your sentries mean NOTHING. Crit-a-Cola? Yeah, that Over-Heal ain't gonna save you.   
   
Scout is a damn good class if you know how to play him.
My main Class is Scout, and beside him I play as Soldier and Spy.

I know where you're coming from, Scout is a Glass Cannon. You can take out any Class with just a few shots from the Scattergun.

I've pulled **** that helped my Team win, just by ANNOYING the other team, not actually killing them. Hell, I've caused so much chaos as a Scout, that my team actually had enough time to move all our sentries up AND build a ******* uber from scratch.

Mad Milk? Yeah, I'll be takin' your health now. Bonk!? Your sentries mean NOTHING. Crit-a-Cola? Yeah, that Over-Heal ain't gonna save you.

Scout is a damn good class if you know how to play him.
User avatar #115 to #53 - mephistesulfurion
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And then as you're focusing on an enemy, You start being shot from somewhere.
You die.
Mini Sentry clevery hidden behind a corner
User avatar #116 to #115 - lordgeneral
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bonk atomic
User avatar #80 to #51 - fagnut
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Problem with scout is they are very heavily reliant on having teammates around to support. Which is something you never find in pubs.
#93 to #80 - deviroux
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not true. It is very possible to be a strong solo scout. In fact i'm even better at scout when none of my teammates are around. That way less enemies are attracted  well they still might be because scout is a sexy beast  and you have time to focus on enemies individually. Plus teammates are just distracting.
not true. It is very possible to be a strong solo scout. In fact i'm even better at scout when none of my teammates are around. That way less enemies are attracted well they still might be because scout is a sexy beast and you have time to focus on enemies individually. Plus teammates are just distracting.
User avatar #94 to #93 - fagnut
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Against pub randoms yeah you can be good. But with only 125hp you cant make any mistakes if you want to survive on your own against people with half a brain.

Just like any class out there really. But scout gets a some what special mention because of the 125hp.
#95 to #94 - deviroux
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That's why scout is fast. so he can dodge ****. If you play him enough you'll get good at dodging and THEN you will wreck ****.
User avatar #96 to #95 - fagnut
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I been playing TF2 for ~5 years i have played this game enough to know how the classes work. Also learning to play scout and dodging doesnt mean that you will just wreck ****. Against equally skilled players playing scout will generally be an uphill battle.

Scout is a hit n run class. You play using tactics, popping in and out to get some meat shots in and then bail the **** out before someone notices. Thats pretty much how the class works in essence. But yeah in pub you can do good with just about any class.

Comp and highlander is a different story.
#97 to #96 - deviroux
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I can easily climb to the top of the scoreboard just be shooting and dodging... So idk how to respond to that
User avatar #98 to #97 - fagnut
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I can easily climb to the top of the scoreboard too just by being a dead ringer scrub spy
#99 to #98 - deviroux
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I personally don't find spy fun at all.
User avatar #100 to #99 - fagnut
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Its the reason why i got into the game but each to their own i guess
User avatar #102 to #99 - lordgeneral
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hush your mouth
#103 to #102 - deviroux
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DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
User avatar #104 to #103 - lordgeneral
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No. bad. now say you're sorry and you may have one cookie before dinner
#38 to #27 - lordgeneral
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we meet again   
   
>tf2   
>playing MvM   
>sniper   
>people giving me **** on the first wave   
>carrying the team   
>backhurts.jpg   
>scunt not doing his job right, keeps bitching about me   
>I switch to frontline sniper   
    - huntsman   
    -jarate   
    -tribalmans shiv   
>carry the team, we wind up getting a B.   
>guy leaves   
>spend the next week following him through games and dominating him with the stock sniper   
>mfw he said sniper sucks   
>mfw a single person makes up a ten percent of my headshots
we meet again

>tf2
>playing MvM
>sniper
>people giving me **** on the first wave
>carrying the team
>backhurts.jpg
>scunt not doing his job right, keeps bitching about me
>I switch to frontline sniper
- huntsman
-jarate
-tribalmans shiv
>carry the team, we wind up getting a B.
>guy leaves
>spend the next week following him through games and dominating him with the stock sniper
>mfw he said sniper sucks
>mfw a single person makes up a ten percent of my headshots
User avatar #105 to #38 - lordgeneral
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deviroux, anything to say about this?
#106 to #105 - deviroux
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SNIPER IS LOVE SNIPER IS LIFE
SNIPER IS LOVE SNIPER IS LIFE
User avatar #107 to #106 - lordgeneral
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I meant the entire anon rant below it...
#108 to #107 - deviroux
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I have carried the team as sniper multiple time. Mostly because I am a master at the huntsman. But yeah.
User avatar #109 to #108 - lordgeneral
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stock rifle sniper or machina sniper in mvm. since I got a strange stock now, that's all I use outside of it though.
#110 to #109 - deviroux
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Stock sniper isn't bad at all. I play stock sniper very often. Mostly the stock rifle.
User avatar #111 to #110 - lordgeneral
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oh, none of the stocks are bad. since they have no negatives, they're technically the best weapons in the game. on my scout right now I'm using a rust scatter, strange pistol, and strange Boston Basher.
#112 to #111 - deviroux
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**** the Boston Basher.
**** the Boston Basher.
User avatar #113 to #112 - lordgeneral
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ignorant pleb. it's only bad if you don't **** up.
are you saying that I'm less prone to ******* up as scout than you?
#114 to #113 - deviroux
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WHat nO I DONT KNOW
#47 to #38 - anon id: 911f13ec
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BS.
Unless playing "frontier sniper" in normal difficulties.(specially the bow part.)

And snipers don't carry the teams,specially on advanced/expert in the first waves.
Snipers only become good thanks do the amazing respec points, to get them fully upgraded for last waves.


User avatar #49 to #47 - lordgeneral
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first purchase: explosive headshots. available on every rifle. one good headshot clears crowds
#52 to #49 - anon id: 911f13ec
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Depending on team setup.Mostly are.
You need high dps to be usefull and on harder waves many bots kill a sniper within a split second.

Tho a fully upgraded sniper is very good,i won't argue in that.
It's smarter to start with another class and then swap.
Also it's very annoying even for a scout if you miss a hs across the map full of baddies to get the money dropped.
User avatar #55 to #52 - lordgeneral
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if you're doing your job, bots rarely get close enough to **** with you. if they do, jarate or the assault rifle deal with most anything if you have a good team
#60 to #55 - anon id: 911f13ec
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Rather jarate with a slow.Smg is utter crap ,unless just goofing around and getting it full upgraded on easier diff.Fun gun.

Im gonna think you are a good sniper.
Bots sometimes....tend to flicker a notch.
So you may have some weird hit reg. problems with them when they get really high on numbers.Or a **** ton of shooting goes on.You will get blinded.
And ive seen snipers say "i know what im doing" only to fail or have them swap.

And i play vanilla...i don't disable scope sights or any other game visuals "to gain an edge".
Because...in a way...that a bit cheating.
#33 to #27 - schnitzelwagen
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"FOR ****** SAKE DANE, PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!"
Loved that story.
User avatar #91 to #33 - thewisedane
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Thank you - I appriciate it!
#8 - I Am Monkey
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#35 - Flammenwerfer
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My Team when I play CoD
#64 - thewitchking
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#19 - colincub
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*radio crackle*    
   
   
   
GTFO!
*radio crackle*



GTFO!
#25 - ieatsnatch
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"I shud join da army"
"I shud join da army"
#6 - ronyx
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