Its funny cause its sad. . I hate how the Doctor asks you awkward questions. Are you a smoker?" " . I do that." t" Are you a drinker?" "Well me t do that too."
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Its funny cause its sad

I hate how the Doctor
asks you awkward questions.
Are you a smoker?" " **** . I do that."
t" Are you a drinker?" "Well **** me t do that too."
4" you sexually active?" "Define active."
emit. f _ I know plenty of "Active" volcanoes
that haven' t gone off in five years.
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#1 - baitdoesnttalkback (01/26/2014) [-]
unforunately doctors can never assume things cause they never know when they are gonna get one of those "special" patients
unforunately doctors can never assume things cause they never know when they are gonna get one of those "special" patients
User avatar #40 to #1 - landartheconqueror (01/27/2014) [-]
that's just painful to watch
User avatar #26 to #1 - greenstrongworld (01/27/2014) [-]
This gif gets funnier everytime you watch it.
#16 - Deavas (01/27/2014) [-]
does masturbation count as sexually active
cos ive been saying no
User avatar #18 to #16 - DrollHumor (01/27/2014) [-]
I think it counts as much as swallowing your own saliva to hydrate yourself.
The question really is, "Is there any possibility that you've come into contact with an infection/disease carrier?"
User avatar #28 to #18 - demonican (01/27/2014) [-]
My Mr. Right gave me herpes
#45 to #28 - Rascal (01/27/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that's ******* hilarious, my sides are hurting HAHAHA ouch HAHAHAHAHA
User avatar #46 to #45 - demonican (01/27/2014) [-]
I wasn't really that serious...
User avatar #29 to #16 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/27/2014) [-]
The real question he is asking is if you have had contact that may lead to STDs
User avatar #2 - payseht (01/27/2014) [-]
That's how my dad found out I'm a smoker.
User avatar #8 to #2 - kikisu ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
Really? My doctor always had my mom leave the room before asking me any of that crap.
User avatar #20 to #8 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/27/2014) [-]
My doctor would let my mom sit next to me and during every question my mom would stare the **** outta me.
User avatar #21 to #20 - kikisu ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
Ah. Well my doctor had my mom leave the room since she realized some kids might be uncomfortable talking about that stuff with their parents there. Its an important part of your health and all.
User avatar #5 to #2 - sockprague (01/27/2014) [-]
When I was 16 I lied. I was going in have my toe stitched up. Didn't see how that was relevant, it's not like I cauterized it with a lit cigarette and used beer as an antiseptic.
User avatar #6 to #5 - garin (01/27/2014) [-]
You would have been the manliest man ever if you did that
#27 to #5 - revengeforfreeze (01/27/2014) [-]
wtf

and to this day you have no idea?
#19 to #5 - itsuckedbeinganon (01/27/2014) [-]
Me too, except it was because i had an infection in a wart.
#3 - include (01/27/2014) [-]
**include rolled a random image posted in comment #7314657 at Safe For Work Random Board ** when I'm active
#7 to #3 - inomgod ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
**inomgod rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at My brand is Skyforged **
When I am active
#23 - suikerpapa (01/27/2014) [-]
hahahahahahahaha ahah ha
#24 - Rascal (01/27/2014) [-]
This screwed me over one time

My girlfriend at the time went in for her physical, the doctor asked if she was sexually active, she said yes, her mother found out (she was 17), she flipped her **** , told my gf that she either had to break up with me or get married to me
**** that **** , I was not getting married. Girlfriend tried to convince me that maybe it could just be a low key marriage just to please her family but no one else had to know. No, **** that **** , not dealing with that.
Girlfriends father was a lawyer, I was convinced I was going to be charged with statutory rape (I was 18 and even though my gf and I were only born a few months apart, she was still 17 so technically I could be in deep **** )
User avatar #32 to #24 - articulate (01/27/2014) [-]
That doctor sucks. Mine is very chill. He knows I smoke weed, but doesn't say anything to my mother. (She knows anyway, but I pretend she doesn't because I don't want her to be liable for my actions.) I don't know if it's different if you say you are sexually active since I'm not sexually active and now that I'm an adult he wouldn't be able to share that information anyway.
#25 to #24 - Rascal (01/27/2014) [-]
Her mom decided she was being too strict so she came up with a new deal. She would have to talk with my parents and tell them all about what was going on, and we would have to "start over" with supervised dates.
**** that **** , no way
Feel awful for my girlfriend, but my family was in the middle of some serious stuff (cancer) and I didn't wanna drop that bomb on them
Eventually break up, girlfriends mom hates my guts, girlfriend is upset with the whole situation
But do you know what I said when the doctors asked me if I was sexually active?
I said no.
I don't understand why she thought it was a good idea (when she was only 17 and knew her parents were catholic and very strict) to tell her doctor that information when her mother could easily have access to it.

**** that whole situation
/rant
User avatar #33 to #25 - lordgeneral (01/27/2014) [-]
how the **** did the mother get access to that information? Medical privacy still applies to minors
User avatar #35 to #33 - kinginyellow (01/27/2014) [-]
Yep, I think they are only allowed to know if it's life threatening. Idk over here I know for sure 16+ means it's your business alone and the doctor can't tell your parents.
User avatar #36 to #35 - lordgeneral (01/27/2014) [-]
what's up man
User avatar #37 to #36 - kinginyellow (01/27/2014) [-]
Oh hey it's you. Never check my friend's list lol
User avatar #38 to #37 - lordgeneral (01/27/2014) [-]
I check it kind of occasionally, to see if someone I need to talk to is on
User avatar #39 to #38 - kinginyellow (01/27/2014) [-]
I see
User avatar #30 to #25 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/27/2014) [-]
Since you are 18 I think the doctor cannot disclose that information to your parents anyway.
#31 to #25 - Rascal (01/27/2014) [-]
(different anon) Think about this possibility: You got the girl pregnant. She was scared so she told her doctor her situation, and eventually realized she would have to tell her mother as well. She decided she did not want to tell you, because she cared about you and did not want to put that kind of pressure on you. She wanted you to be with her because you loved her, not because she was carrying your child. You failed the test and she aborted it.
#34 - dopeydog (01/27/2014) [-]
I hate it when the doctor asks me "How are you doing today" ...I am here because I am sick ...how do you think I am doing??
I hate it when the doctor asks me "How are you doing today" ...I am here because I am sick ...how do you think I am doing??
User avatar #43 to #34 - FightClub (01/27/2014) [-]
better or worse?
#44 - skeptical (01/27/2014) [-]
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#42 - FightClub (01/27/2014) [-]
i'm sexually active
User avatar #41 - thisistheguy (01/27/2014) [-]
I always say the occasional cigar and let the doctor decide if I'm a smoker or not
#22 - Rascal (01/27/2014) [-]
thanks to the laws this retard probably helped to pass we're required to ask every visit and check a box on the note saying we did.
#9 - Rascal (01/27/2014) [-]
i asked my doctor what they meant by this when i was 14 i thought they meant if i was active like able to make sperm
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