It was delicious.. . I‘ Anonymous ( leled) File: 13299_ HIE, 491x349, 131551441 8596, jpg) Ihouse keeps getting burgled 1. ' t take , just eats all the strawber It was delicious I‘ Anonymous ( leled) File: 13299_ HIE 491x349 131551441 8596 jpg) Ihouse keeps getting burgled 1 ' t take just eats all the strawber
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It was delicious.

I‘ Anonymous ( leled)
File: 13299_ HIE, 491x349, 131551441 8596, jpg)
Ihouse keeps getting burgled
1. ' t take ****, just eats all the strawberry ice cream out of my
HE": neapolitan
an alarm
Faythe alarm has dried strawberry ice cream an the password keys
This is why I play video games, to escape this ****** neighborhood manly for a few hours out of the day
I‘ Anonymous (/ 12( leled)
File: , 390x470, )
I THINK I' M DYING I' M CRYING so
MUCH I MAY DIE
I‘ Anonymous (/ 12( leled)
Thief of the century all centuries
I‘ Anonymous (/ 12( leled)
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doesn' t take ****. just eats all the strawberry ice
cream out of my neapolitan
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#1 - skumbaner
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(12/07/2013) [-]
#9 to #1 - anon
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(12/07/2013) [-]
He eats it in his sleep
#13 to #9 - stipulateprism
Reply +37
(12/07/2013) [-]
Your explanation, while comical, has detracted from my suspension of disbelief and thus lowered the overall level of enjoyment I took from the original post. Not complaining, just saying.

Thumb'd anyway.
#33 to #9 - applecopy
Reply +6
(12/08/2013) [-]
oh..
#73 to #9 - mrdrprofbraeden ONLINE
Reply +5
(12/08/2013) [-]
I like the idea of a taunting strawberry icecream burglar more
#72 to #9 - mrgreatnamess
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(12/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#70 to #9 - chaossniper
Reply +2
(12/08/2013) [-]
ohhhh
ohhhh
#76 to #9 - merrymarvelite
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(12/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#11 to #9 - anon
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(12/07/2013) [-]
finally someone who understands..
#2 to #1 - undeaddog ONLINE
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(12/07/2013) [-]
Imagine havign your house broken into to then find nothing stolen but your strawberry icecream, so you go to buy some more and then they steal that too.
#3 to #2 - skumbaner
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(12/07/2013) [-]
Oh... I thought there would be some deeper meaning because there was ice cream on the alarm
#4 to #3 - undeaddog ONLINE
Reply +1
(12/07/2013) [-]
He had stopped the alarm and then as he left restarted it with his sticky hands.
#6 to #4 - skumbaner
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(12/07/2013) [-]
But how did the burglar know the code for the alarm? >.>
#7 to #6 - undeaddog ONLINE
Reply +3
(12/07/2013) [-]
We do not know that
#49 to #7 - fuckyosixtyminutes
Reply +1
(12/08/2013) [-]
Thumbed this comment up simply for being beautifully succinct.
#8 to #7 - skumbaner
Reply +1
(12/07/2013) [-]
oh... thanks
#10 to #8 - anon
Reply 0
(12/07/2013) [-]
it's a sleepwalking post
#14 to #2 - ennemi
Reply 0
(12/07/2013) [-]
except he don't have strawberry ice cream, he have neapolitain ice cream. Meaning the robber specifically avoid the chocolate and vanilla part of the ice cream box, making this whole thing a ******** funnier
#15 to #14 - undeaddog ONLINE
Reply 0
(12/07/2013) [-]
Oooh damn
#5 to #1 - toastableduckling
Reply +3
(12/07/2013) [-]
Robber breaks into a guys house
The robber doesn't steal, he just eats the house owner's icecream
House owner buys alarm
Robber breaks into house again and leaves icecream marks on the buttons of alarm
The house owner lives in a bad neighborhood.
#16 to #5 - anepicnub
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(12/07/2013) [-]
**anepicnub rolled a random image posted in comment #125695 at Friendly **

Or... He sleepwalks and eats ice cream in his sleep.

Then he goes and starts eating it the next night (sleepwalking) and enters the alarm code.

And he refuses to believe he is the one eating it.
#63 to #5 - yarr
Reply 0
(12/08/2013) [-]
You just retold the story... :-}
#12 to #5 - anon
Reply 0
(12/07/2013) [-]
no
#19 - haeckal
Reply +25
(12/08/2013) [-]
I freakin' love neapolitan ice cream. What beast would do such a thing?
#39 to #19 - matttboyagain
Reply +1
(12/08/2013) [-]
I didn't used to care much for strawberry when I was younger. I'd just eat the chocolate and vanilla. But now I love all three.
#44 to #19 - bubbabrent
Reply +1
(12/08/2013) [-]
a ******
#48 - Mesmus
Reply +11
(12/08/2013) [-]
Comment #9 if you dont get it
Comment #9 if you dont get it
#59 to #48 - nutslap
Reply +10
(12/08/2013) [-]
#9
#71 to #59 - spermanentthreat
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(12/08/2013) [-]
#9
#20 - anon
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(12/08/2013) [-]
Are you telling me there are people in this world who would rather eat the strawberry ice cream rather than chocolate ice cream out of their napolitan?
Are you telling me there are people in this world who would rather eat the strawberry ice cream rather than chocolate ice cream out of their napolitan?
#57 to #20 - anon
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(12/08/2013) [-]
I only eat the strawberry and vanilla.

I love chocolate but for some reason I just don't like chocolate ice cream, I honestly couldn't tell you why
#66 to #20 - tyraxio
Reply 0
(12/08/2013) [-]
Absolutely. I love the vanilla and strawberry bits, but seriously, the chocolate ice cream in a neapolitan tastes like ******* garbage.
#22 to #20 - chieflongnap
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(12/08/2013) [-]
Personally, I hate the chocolate flavouring in neapolitan ice cream. I find the taste is way off from regular chocolate ice cream. Strawberry is usually all I eat if someone has neapolitan.
Personally, I hate the chocolate flavouring in neapolitan ice cream. I find the taste is way off from regular chocolate ice cream. Strawberry is usually all I eat if someone has neapolitan.
#30 to #22 - aangbingo
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(12/08/2013) [-]
I'm lactose intolerant, and the special ice-cream that my dad buys for me tastes horrible.


You ungrateful bastards.
#43 to #30 - sagedivinity ONLINE
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(12/08/2013) [-]
"Special ice cream"
#67 to #30 - tyraxio
Reply 0
(12/08/2013) [-]
I'm vegan.

I'm not sure they sell it in your area, but if they do, make sure to taste Tofuline/Swedish Glace (they go by different names) ice cream. If I remember correctly, they have both vanilla, chocolate and strawberry flavour. Plus, they taste ******* amazing.
#64 to #30 - sweetjessierose
Reply 0
(12/08/2013) [-]
oh my god this!! Sorbet is alright, but it's just not the same
#69 to #22 - alekshm
Reply 0
(12/08/2013) [-]
So i googled Neapolitan, and it resulted with a dog breed.   
   
Im trying to cope with this
So i googled Neapolitan, and it resulted with a dog breed.

Im trying to cope with this
#17 - rockergamer
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#52 to #17 - urapooper
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(12/08/2013) [-]
what if he steals more random **** if you stop buying ice cream
#56 to #52 - jockothecrock ONLINE
Reply 0
(12/08/2013) [-]
there is no thief. he is sleep eating the Neapolitan ice cream.
#77 to #56 - urapooper
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(12/08/2013) [-]
damn... That also makes sense
#18 to #17 - ohhh
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#24 to #18 - jalthelas
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(12/08/2013) [-]
ohh he did
#25 to #24 - jalthelas
Reply +4
(12/08/2013) [-]
ohhh Well that was a first-class failure.
#26 - anon
Reply 0
(12/08/2013) [-]
And people always get their panties in a bunch over tumblr.
"HUR DUR IN DYING"
"Regular comment"
"Repeat line from original post"

I see no difference.
#28 to #26 - cakezs
Reply +1
(12/08/2013) [-]
That's because tumblr is trickling into 4chan now too, they're "humor" (if you can call it that) is spreading all over the internet and personally I ******* hate it. But that's just my opinion
#40 to #28 - matttboyagain
Reply 0
(12/08/2013) [-]
*their
#37 to #28 - incest
Reply 0
(12/08/2013) [-]
The only forum on 4chan that is dead is /b/, because all edgy teenagers and young adolescents thought it would be swell to be apart of that "funny" and ruined it by repeated what they saw posted to sites like these. Tumblr had little to do with it.
#34 to #28 - nadam
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(12/08/2013) [-]
Except this thread is a year old.
#45 to #26 - nocta
Reply +2
(12/08/2013) [-]
dont we all do that? i mean they're laughing reaction images, we do this in funnyjunk aswell with pics like this one, the thing is the users that posts this things dont think they're going to end up as content, and if OP would've wanted he could've cropped out the other comments leaving just the one thats funny   
   
TL;DR: dont be a bitch about everything you see on the internet
dont we all do that? i mean they're laughing reaction images, we do this in funnyjunk aswell with pics like this one, the thing is the users that posts this things dont think they're going to end up as content, and if OP would've wanted he could've cropped out the other comments leaving just the one thats funny

TL;DR: dont be a bitch about everything you see on the internet
#65 to #26 - tittentei
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(12/08/2013) [-]
If you look at the date, this was early 2012. The tumblr pictures seems to always be very recent. Also, for me, it's the first 4chan picture I've seen with a "OMG CCRYING OF LAUGHT XD" comment. I have probably seen over 15 tumblr pictures with it. And on 4chan you can't avoid the first comment, but on tumblr you can avoid reblogging the last retarded one.
#29 - cakezs
Reply +2
(12/08/2013) [-]
4chan comments starting to look like tumblr, is tumblr taking over 4chan as well? What has the ******* world come to
#58 to #29 - bagguhsleep ONLINE
Reply 0
(12/08/2013) [-]
It's more or less just /b/ because it's the most well-known part of 4chan, so people from other sites flock to it. Other boards don't often have people like that.

mostly because of pics like these
#68 to #29 - masculino
Reply 0
(12/08/2013) [-]
I agree.
A few years ago, i was almost afraid going to /b/, or 4chan in general, because of all the freaky ****. Now it's filled with "So done", "can't even", "you sir, you just won the internet of the day" and so on..
#47 - bigdaddyez
Reply +1
(12/08/2013) [-]
i think i missed the joke?
i think i missed the joke?
#50 to #47 - Lainge
Reply 0
(12/08/2013) [-]
Lying on the internet is funny.
#51 to #47 - fuckyosixtyminutes
Reply 0
(12/08/2013) [-]
What's to miss? The thief is casually breaking into his place and eating his ice cream but not stealing anything, prob just to prove he can. When OP installs the alarm, the thief defies it, somehow getting ahold of the code.

The thief isn't looking to ransack the place, it's like he's just breaking in to **** with the guy. Plus it highlights how there's like no consequences for that sort of thing in his neighborhood apparently.
#53 to #51 - bigdaddyez
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(12/08/2013) [-]
ooooooooooh. ok
ooooooooooh. ok
#75 to #53 - anon
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(12/08/2013) [-]
No, the thief knows the password because he IS the thief. He's sleep-eating.
#55 to #47 - jockothecrock ONLINE
Reply 0
(12/08/2013) [-]
hint: sleepwalking
#35 - YeYouKnoMe
Reply +1
(12/08/2013) [-]
Burgled is a weird word...
#38 to #35 - mindsculptorjace
Reply 0
(12/08/2013) [-]
Sneaked.
#54 to #35 - mvtjets
Reply +1
(12/08/2013) [-]
D-do I know you?
#61 - biddo
Reply 0
(12/08/2013) [-]
just when i though i got rid of my hiccupsi read "burgled"