It takes a crane to get them out. . File: MB, 324x234, ) Alright here' s what you wanna do a carfull met 2 backpacks each met 5 leaves of bread wet IO bottles o

It takes a crane to get them out

File: MB, 324x234, )
Alright here' s what you wanna do
a carfull
met 2 backpacks each
met 5 leaves of bread
wet IO bottles of nyquil
derive to the beach
weak bread in nyquil
steed to seagulls
await 30 minutes
sleeping seagulls
in backpacks. (can fit at LEASTE seagulls per back pack)
you' re only gonna need about 40 seagulls anyways
ego to school
spot sleeping seagulls in the following
thrash cans
Every nook and cranny in a class more where a seagull could fit.
await a little while longer
wake up and start freaking out exploding out of garbage cans and gotthe shelves
You have your mission, now get to it.
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#3 - icametocomment (01/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Pretty sure Nyquil would kill a bird.

A few months ago, we saw a buzzard by our house with a broken wing, probably got hit while eating roadkill. Our aunt knows some people who rescue/rehab injured birds, but they wouldn't take a buzzard because it's not endangered. She said we could just lace some meat with Nyquil and leave it for the buzzard to find, and it would just go to sleep and not wake up. Buzzard disappeared before we could do that, however.
User avatar #4 to #3 - coolranchderpitos (01/03/2014) [-]
It would be just as hilarious finding dead seagulls in every nook and cranny in the school.
#6 - pappathethird (01/03/2014) [-]
"You're only gonna need 40 seagulls anyway"
"You're only gonna need 40 seagulls anyway"
User avatar #1 - azumeow (01/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>Can fit at least five sea gulls per backpack

Oh dear god I can't even.
User avatar #18 - meathooksodomy (01/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Well, you lost me at the first step.
#8 - wolviewolverine (01/03/2014) [+] (15 replies)
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I believe human medicin is extremely powerful and will kill seagulls.

Also note that these actions no matter if harmless at the end, will be interpreted as animal cruelty and is a felony.
#29 to #8 - ducksarekawaii (01/03/2014) [-]
You must be fun at parties
You must be fun at parties
#52 - demcomments (01/04/2014) [-]
**demcomments rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Dragon Ball Fans **

Failed step 1, don't have any friends. Thanks dick.
User avatar #53 - leafonthewind (01/04/2014) [-]
>drive to the beach
I live in fort worth

failure at step 1
User avatar #51 - thecondor ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
It usually takes a crane to get them out
#5 - anonymous (01/03/2014) [+] (18 replies)
And then you get expelled and possibly arrested. BUT IT WAS FUNNY RIGHT?!

******* idiots...
User avatar #10 to #9 - trollchildxy (01/03/2014) [-]
How would they catch you? They are living seagulls (if this situation happened) not fingerprints, and most schools don't have cameras unless you live in the ******* ghetto.
User avatar #25 - shredznot (01/03/2014) [-]
"you're only going to need about 40 seagulls" I laughed for too long at that part.
#48 - anonymous (01/03/2014) [-]
#47 - electro (01/03/2014) [-]
this guy is just describing someone else's senioor prank story that also came from 4chan
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