It takes a crane to get them out. . File: MB, 324x234, ) Alright here' s what you wanna do a carfull met 2 backpacks each met 5 leaves of bread wet IO bottles o It takes a crane to get them out File: MB 324x234 ) Alright here' s what you wanna do carfull met 2 backpacks each 5 leaves of bread wet IO bottles o
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Alright here' s what you wanna do
a carfull
met 2 backpacks each
met 5 leaves of bread
wet IO bottles of nyquil
derive to the beach
weak bread in nyquil
steed to seagulls
await 30 minutes
sleeping seagulls
in backpacks. (can fit at LEASTE seagulls per back pack)
you' re only gonna need about 40 seagulls anyways
ego to school
spot sleeping seagulls in the following
Hookers
thrash cans
reinvents
clapboards
Every nook and cranny in a class more where a seagull could fit.
await a little while longer
wake up and start freaking out exploding out of garbage cans and gotthe shelves
whiny
You have your mission, now get to it.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#3 - icametocomment
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Pretty sure Nyquil would kill a bird.

A few months ago, we saw a buzzard by our house with a broken wing, probably got hit while eating roadkill. Our aunt knows some people who rescue/rehab injured birds, but they wouldn't take a buzzard because it's not endangered. She said we could just lace some meat with Nyquil and leave it for the buzzard to find, and it would just go to sleep and not wake up. Buzzard disappeared before we could do that, however.
User avatar #49 to #3 - fyaq
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then they slowly rot and you have other shenanigans
User avatar #4 to #3 - coolranchderpitos
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It would be just as hilarious finding dead seagulls in every nook and cranny in the school.
#20 to #4 - icametocomment
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#54 to #4 - necroticperson
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mfw
mfw
#6 - pappathethird
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"You're only gonna need 40 seagulls anyway"
"You're only gonna need 40 seagulls anyway"
User avatar #1 - azumeow
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>Can fit at least five sea gulls per backpack

Oh dear god I can't even.
User avatar #15 to #1 - coustify
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I really don't get FJ community. They are constantly complaining about how those comments on tumblr like "I don't even" ruin things, and yet this is the highest rated comment on this content.
User avatar #22 to #15 - anonymousbrony
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It's like there are people with different opinions on this site!
User avatar #21 to #15 - snipys
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We're Funnyjunk. We hate everything.
User avatar #55 to #21 - qosfortyone
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coincidentally we also love everything
User avatar #18 - meathooksodomy
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Well, you lost me at the first step.
User avatar #35 to #18 - upyourarsinal
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don't worry, i don't have a car either
#8 - wolviewolverine
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I believe human medicin is extremely powerful and will kill seagulls.

Also note that these actions no matter if harmless at the end, will be interpreted as animal cruelty and is a felony.
#29 to #8 - ducksarekawaii
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You must be fun at parties
You must be fun at parties
User avatar #30 to #29 - wolviewolverine
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I actually am.
#33 to #30 - ducksarekawaii
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#34 to #33 - wolviewolverine
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It clearly says here.
#39 to #34 - andrewolfzoom
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#37 to #34 - ducksarekawaii
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Wolverine doesn't have an attorney.
#40 to #37 - wolviewolverine
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...ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a man's ability to produce jokes, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
#41 to #40 - ducksarekawaii
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This has nothing to do with the case at hand.
This has nothing to do with the case at hand.
#42 to #41 - wolviewolverine
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weeeeee.
Allright,
Good night Anon.
#43 to #42 - ducksarekawaii
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Anon? ANON?   
   
I have a name!
Anon? ANON?

I have a name!
User avatar #44 to #43 - wolviewolverine
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No, you're a ******* anon, Anon.
#45 to #44 - ducksarekawaii
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Comment Picture
#56 to #45 - wolviewolverine
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wat?
User avatar #50 to #40 - solidderking
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chewbacka doesn't live on Endor
he keeps on flying with Han Solo

sorry if im a jackass
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#52 - demcomments
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**demcomments rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Dragon Ball Fans **

Failed step 1, don't have any friends. Thanks dick.
User avatar #53 - leafonthewind
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>drive to the beach
I live in fort worth

failure at step 1
User avatar #51 - thecondor
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It usually takes a crane to get them out
#5 - anon id: c12d5a36
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And then you get expelled and possibly arrested. BUT IT WAS FUNNY RIGHT?!

******* idiots...
#7 to #5 - trollchildxy
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Explain how.
Explain how.
User avatar #9 to #7 - wolviewolverine
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the same way everyone else get expelled and ot arrested.
User avatar #10 to #9 - trollchildxy
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How would they catch you? They are living seagulls (if this situation happened) not fingerprints, and most schools don't have cameras unless you live in the ******* ghetto.
User avatar #23 to #10 - steveearl
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I might live in a worse place then I thought....
User avatar #11 to #10 - wolviewolverine
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Do I really have to give you examples?
****.. witnesses, security cameras etc. etc. etc. Use your neiron blob
User avatar #12 to #11 - trollchildxy
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Most schools don't have security cameras(I in fact have never been to one that does.), the pretext of this story assumes you do it outside of school hours, but probably have the ability to access the building (Placing a rock to hold open a single door in a gym, etc.
User avatar #19 to #12 - heartlessrobot
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Well, every school I've been in has cameras.
User avatar #13 to #12 - wolviewolverine
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allright, you described ONE way how they could maybe get away scot-free. Good for you.
User avatar #14 to #13 - trollchildxy
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I just argued a few reasons that if anyone with an IQ above TARD level wanted, they could get away with this. Senior pranks happen all the time and unless you show your face (like streaking at a football game, who the **** does that?) you won't get caught.
User avatar #16 to #14 - wolviewolverine
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No they wouldn't.
Source - I am a real life prosecutor.
User avatar #17 to #16 - trollchildxy
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Get out. No prosecutors on funnyjunk.
Source- I am a funnyjunk mod.
User avatar #24 to #16 - flnonymousseven
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dress up like women. put on lots of makup. wear sunglasses. not locations of cameras beforehand, activly avoid showing your face to them. go in before classes (several hours before staff gets there. have a plan. plant gulls. in an out 10 minutes. go home, clean off makeup. change clothes. go back for classes.

your move mr lawn man.
User avatar #28 to #24 - wolviewolverine
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you do realize people hiding 100 times better are still found?
User avatar #31 to #28 - flnonymousseven
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yeah that's the idea, they wake up, and people find them, then they freakout and fly around the school.
User avatar #32 to #31 - wolviewolverine
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.. am I communicating with the alumni of Hardretard Uni 2013? People are recognized and found. Almost always.
Unless you are a mad loner serial killer who dedicates their life to hiding, you will be easily picked out and charged.
User avatar #36 to #32 - flnonymousseven
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oh **** you meant the people. my bad ( thought you were talking about people finding the gulls) no yeah you have no evidence.
#26 to #24 - anon id: c12d5a36
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Or just don't be a little ******** and not do this stupid immature ****.
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User avatar #25 - shredznot
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"you're only going to need about 40 seagulls" I laughed for too long at that part.
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