It's true too. . I British Spanish J French I Portuguese Q. Dutch I Belgian. well if you follow evolution we're all african.
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User avatar #4 - Whaaaaaaaaa (02/24/2014) [-]
well if you follow evolution we're all african.
#30 to #4 - asdgsdfhgdsfhsdfhs (02/25/2014) [-]
then explain black people
User avatar #86 to #4 - kingkreidler (02/25/2014) [-]
didnt they recently find out that we also might have ancestors from somewhere else?
#104 to #4 - schnizel (02/25/2014) [-]
Out of Africa is debunked.
User avatar #125 to #104 - YllekNayr (02/25/2014) [-]
You're a moron.
User avatar #126 to #125 - schnizel (02/25/2014) [-]
Prove it.
User avatar #127 to #126 - YllekNayr (02/25/2014) [-]
What's your reasoning for why it is "debunked"?
User avatar #130 to #128 - YllekNayr (02/25/2014) [-]
This is an interesting idea. But this is still just an idea. This is far from enough to say that the "out of africa" idea is "debunked".
#131 to #130 - schnizel (02/25/2014) [-]
If we invested more money in science than wars we would see better more detailed information.
But that's life.
User avatar #132 to #131 - YllekNayr (02/25/2014) [-]
Fair enough I guess.
User avatar #133 to #132 - schnizel (02/25/2014) [-]
It would be funny if I said:
science then wars
User avatar #134 to #133 - YllekNayr (02/25/2014) [-]
not really
#135 to #134 - schnizel (02/25/2014) [-]
Not to you that is.
User avatar #18 to #4 - gobnick (02/25/2014) [-]
holdupholdupholdupholdup, HOLD UP!
now you're just following conjecture based off of a location of a find of where humans happen to have been when they died all those thousands of years ago. just because you've found the oldest remains of humans in Ethiopia doesn't exactly mean we originated there, for all we know we could have inhabited Africa as well as where Middle East is now, probably into Europe even, about the time of those humans all that area was extremely fertile as well as nearby many sources of water.
User avatar #24 to #18 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/25/2014) [-]
No, there's pretty unanimous consensus that humans originated in Africa and spread out from there.
User avatar #55 to #18 - dyalibya (02/25/2014) [-]
Nope , Science , humans came from Africa
#61 to #55 - John Cena (02/25/2014) [-]
naw man it's like all about that god dude in the sky that like did some stuff and put us together in the garden place man with all them fruits n snakes n ****
User avatar #6 to #4 - Funnel ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
Technically it is more likely we are from Mars.
User avatar #15 to #6 - TheEpicTroll (02/25/2014) [-]
I'm really ******* interested as to how you'll explain that.
User avatar #16 to #15 - wolverinebamf (02/25/2014) [-]
Obvioiusly I don't believe it, but I've read up on it, it's actually pretty damn interesting.

White people have a longer sleep schedule, more in tune with the days and nights on mars, while Africans, Asians, Native Americans, etc. all have closer to Earth standard sleep schedules.

White people would be better suited to survive the amounts of sunlight and the temperatures on Mars (before it lost it's atmosphere) than the ones we get on earth.

There are other things, look it up, it's pretty cool, get's you thinking even.
User avatar #136 to #16 - Funnel ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
No idea what the **** you are talking about, when I said "we" I ment living organisms in general, not humans, obviously humans are not directly from Mars.

The most current scientific theory is based on a principle called panspermia, the theory that life began somewhere else and traveled here and bloomed on our planet.
If you backtrack earth to the time life started, it show taht it is almost completely impossible for life to have started on earth on it's on merit at the time, Mars however was filled with what is necessary to create life at that time, but could not sustain on Mars because it is too dry, different teams of scientists have on their own come up with the same exact theory that life's first stage started on Mars then came to earth on an asteroid/comet/meteroid (when earth was covered in water, as it is almost impossible for lifes first stage to start in water, yet the second stage of life requires water). Thus, tho it is not proven, it is more likely that all life on earth derive from Mars.
#29 to #16 - John Cena (02/25/2014) [-]
Source, please
User avatar #137 to #15 - Funnel ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
Panspermia.
#13 to #6 - musicman ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
show your work
User avatar #138 to #13 - Funnel ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
Scientists work, not mine.
#12 to #6 - John Cena (02/25/2014) [-]
and that makes more sense how exactly?
User avatar #14 to #4 - YllekNayr (02/25/2014) [-]
The **** you mean "if"?
User avatar #36 to #14 - tisjunkisdamnfunny ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
implying everyone should have the same beliefs
User avatar #37 to #36 - YllekNayr (02/25/2014) [-]
If it's reality, then yes. That's like "if you believe in gravity"
#107 to #37 - John Cena (02/25/2014) [-]
I'm agnostic, I doubt there's gravity
#41 to #4 - kez (02/25/2014) [-]
No.

We have since diversed from then. And our culture and societies have nothing to do with our African roots.

us covering the globe in the last 1000 years or so hasnt lead us to evolve/diverse much at all.

What you said is like saying we are all squirrel like creatures because we came from squirrel like creatures.
User avatar #25 to #4 - economic (02/25/2014) [-]
Yea, we evolved from them, just as they did from apes.
User avatar #31 to #4 - mtndewisgreat (02/25/2014) [-]
Pangean?
User avatar #49 - BeaverBalls (02/25/2014) [-]
oh yeah, then how come europeans dont live in europe




euros - 1
american dollar - 1.37
#58 to #49 - sadistikal (02/25/2014) [-]
'muh currencies
#70 - kaboomz (02/25/2014) [-]
Portugal mentioned

swell with pride
#54 - demonfighter ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
except Japan, China (mostly), Turkey, Iran, Liberia, Thailand, Korea, Saudi Arabia and Afghanistan
#56 - hidemoto (02/25/2014) [-]
Way to ignore the entire north...
Way to ignore the entire north...
#42 - shroomftw (02/25/2014) [-]
Welcome to the 21st century, bitches
#62 to #42 - John Cena (02/25/2014) [-]
There are no US military bases in Denmark, there is the Thule air base on Greendland but thats not the same.
User avatar #65 to #42 - alcantara (02/25/2014) [-]
Well done, you have a military base.

You can't even govern your own country (without Congress shutting down for weeks), never-mind an empire
User avatar #71 to #65 - remsaman ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
a military base is not an establishment of dominance. its just a presence.
User avatar #108 to #71 - alcantara (02/25/2014) [-]
That was the point in my comment, ******** ...
User avatar #109 to #108 - remsaman ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
then whats all this sarcasm about an empire
an empire isnt just military bases dotted around the place. you have to actually control the areas youre set up in.

itd be like me coming into your house, leaving my dog, and saying that i cant afford to support both houses
User avatar #110 to #109 - alcantara (02/25/2014) [-]
"Well done, you have a military base" - belittling the comparison of having military bases to having an Empire.

"You can't even govern your own country (without Congress shutting down for weeks), never-mind an empire" - mocking the Americans ability to run their own country, as well as any notion that they could maintain an Empire even if they wanted one.

You know, the two sentences were in two separate paragraphs for a reason...
#74 to #42 - John Cena (02/25/2014) [-]
inspiration for the blacklist wasn't really hard..
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User avatar #69 to #42 - skaffanl (02/25/2014) [-]
Ye I once saw a documentary how they criticized America because they have bases all around the world yet there is not even one foreign army base on US soil. In Japan it even went so far that they wanted to expand a base that'll as a result kill off an endangered species and they had not even responded to the peaceful protests given by local people. I do not know how it ended, but source:

news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/08/070823-dugongs.html

To me building bases all around the world yet having no foreign bases in your country seems strange, I cannot believe every single country asked America to build a base on their soil (it was probably pressure or negotiation on America's side) and even if they did wouldn't it create trust just to let maybe a few countries have a base on your soil too? I just wonder how America justifies this, especially so easy? (for example neglecting local protesters even though it's their land you use.)
#94 to #69 - Lmaoplanes (02/25/2014) [-]
Simple, its because you are all American people in the inside.
User avatar #102 to #69 - sursum (02/25/2014) [-]
Well it is largely not needed. The US stations troops in countries such as Australia because it is part of power balance between the west and china for example, here they serve a specific purpose. What is Australia, or another US ally, going to do? Station troops in San Francisco to keep watch on those shifty Canadians?
#79 to #42 - John Cena (02/25/2014) [-]
First of no US bases in Denmark, second of I highly doubt that there are ANY US troops in either Russia or China
User avatar #32 - mynameisgeorge (02/25/2014) [-]
We're all living in America
User avatar #34 to #32 - demigodofmadness (02/25/2014) [-]
It's wunderbar
#43 - fareastbrainseer (02/25/2014) [-]
According to this map, Europe is the only part of the world that isn't European.
User avatar #1 - dancininseptember (02/24/2014) [-]
Was adding Belgian really necessary? By this image they have one country.
User avatar #7 to #1 - azzurri (02/24/2014) [-]
Could have just put french...
User avatar #78 to #7 - absum (02/25/2014) [-]
Or not, seeing as more than 60% of Belgians speak Flemish and not French(/Walloon)
User avatar #92 to #7 - cadiuro (02/25/2014) [-]
lol do you even Belgium
User avatar #2 to #1 - hudis ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
It's a big country, though. What else should've been there? Nothing?
User avatar #5 to #1 - derus (02/24/2014) [-]
Belgium had a colony about 80 times larger than it self. so it was kind of a big deal then.
User avatar #90 to #5 - samsonschmanson (02/25/2014) [-]
ah the republic of congo. Some people I know use to live there. Always fun to listen to their stories
User avatar #10 - metalmind (02/25/2014) [-]
Really? Adding the Belgians but not the Germans?
User avatar #105 - KayRed (02/25/2014) [-]
Hence why the world is so ****** up.
#46 - Shiny ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
>brutally forced out of nearly every colony around the world
>usurped in socioeconomic influence by former colonies
>engage in constant ethnic tension between each other in spite of specialized political unions that exist solely between European nations
>b-b-but we yoosd 2 oewn u
User avatar #63 to #46 - alcantara (02/25/2014) [-]
Big talk from a country that can't win a war by itself; unless it's a civil war :3

Inb4 "American War of Independence" - you had the Spanish and the French win that war for you, and in Asia (India) and Europe at that...
User avatar #64 to #63 - Shiny ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
Indeed, we have won entire full-scale wars just because you all hate each other to the point of brutal violence. Thanks for that~
User avatar #67 to #64 - alcantara (02/25/2014) [-]
You've won "full-scale wars" because you join near the end of the war

Point in case: WWI you joined in 1917, the war ended in 1918 (started in 1914). You joined just as we'd starved The German Empire to death via blockades, and deployed the tank - though I'd never suggest the extra manpower wasn't useful

WWII I'll hand it to you that you joined a lot earlier; still took you two years and a direct attack from Japan to stop being pussies and roll your sleeves up
User avatar #68 to #67 - Shiny ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
Still won, bitches. Not only were we reluctant to join WWII, but as soon as we won over Japan, we jumped at our first opportunity to make amends. Meanwhile, you guys made Germany pay HOW many reparations?
User avatar #72 to #68 - alcantara (02/25/2014) [-]
You realise Germany didn't pay the United Kingdom reparations, don't you? We received administration of North-West Germany; to the same degree, America received administration of South-West Germany (I think France got parts of Rhineland-Palatinate, Baden-W├╝rttemberg, and Saarland).

Instead of getting reparations from Germany, we were repaying the Anglo-American loans, lol.

And yes, you were on the winning side; to say America won it is a joke though - you beat a Japan that couldn't produce new warships or planes for a lack of materials, and couldn't even make ammunition for the warships and planes it already had...

D-Day you botched your landings. You took the beaches, yes, but even the Canadians were more efficient. Ironic how the contraptions the Americans laughed at before D-Day, were the very contraptions which made the landings on the Canadian and British beaches go relatively smoothly.

Certainly America was on the winning team; don't try to claim the victory as your own, though.
#100 to #63 - derksuls (02/25/2014) [-]
Don't worry UK, I'd be mad if my country was irrelevant too
User avatar #101 - kanatana (02/25/2014) [-]
Sorry to break this European circle jerk going on here, but... I'm pretty sure there aren't any more colonies anymore.
User avatar #103 to #101 - dutchfag ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
there are
#83 - aetri ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
The dude who made this clearly doesn't know 			****		 about the Netherlands/Belgium.   
I see a Russian dude,   
I see a French dude,   
I see a British dude,   
I see a Spanish/Portuguese dude,   
And i see a friggin' German dude.   
Is that Tiroler 			*********		 supposed to be Dutch?   
For the last time: we are not German!   
 			*******		...
The dude who made this clearly doesn't know **** about the Netherlands/Belgium.
I see a Russian dude,
I see a French dude,
I see a British dude,
I see a Spanish/Portuguese dude,
And i see a friggin' German dude.
Is that Tiroler ********* supposed to be Dutch?
For the last time: we are not German!
******* ...
#89 to #83 - tygras (02/25/2014) [-]
Mistaking Dutch people for germans is an insult for both kinds of people
User avatar #48 - demandsgayversion (02/25/2014) [-]
By that same logic, it's really an African world.
User avatar #50 to #48 - EnergizierAnon (02/25/2014) [-]
by that same logic, its really an oceanic world.
User avatar #51 to #50 - demandsgayversion (02/25/2014) [-]
By that same logic, it's really a stardust world.
#39 - funkmasterjunk (02/25/2014) [-]
You'll never be this cool europe
#75 to #39 - feragon (02/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #28 - hanabro (02/25/2014) [-]
You can't really call it your world when you show up places, and start waving your dick around, claiming you own everything, and then some of the people in the region get sick of having your dick in their face, so they punch you in the balls and you crawl back to Europe only to try and fail again. Hell, sometimes the people decide not to even go back to Europe and stay in that country instead, because seriously. **** Europe.
User avatar #52 to #28 - steelcrasher (02/25/2014) [-]
Waving your dick aroud ? Ohh you mean like half of the world try to do with europe except we weren't pussies and we pushed them back ? Also most colonies were set free because of social issues. We could have exterminated 2/3 of the world if we actually wanted to. Also your precious japan was in a dark age before europeans brought industrial technology with them weaboo.

#59 to #52 - John Cena (02/25/2014) [-]
"we" couldn't do **** . "we" are just a bunch of lazy ***** on the internet. we have no right to identify ourselves with those that lived hundreds of years before us.
when was the last time you conquered a nation?

also, there's nothing wrong with what you call a dark age. european industry and capitalism is the reason why the rest of the world is in huge debt. life isn't all about technology.
User avatar #60 to #59 - steelcrasher (02/25/2014) [-]
They are my people, the reason why i'm here is because of them. Why don't i have right to identify as one of them ?

We will get out we always had, and this techonolgy will open up ways to a brilliant future and eventually conquering of the stars.
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