Upload
Login or register
x

Comments(421):

Leave a comment Refresh Comments Show GIFs
[ 421 comments ]
Anonymous comments allowed.
125 comments displayed.
User avatar #396 - Sewallman [OP]ONLINE (08/01/2015) [+] (17 replies)
stickied by Sewallman
Guys.. This is from 26 days ago. Stop commenting
#6 - letrollzor (07/05/2015) [-]
Happy sober birthday
User avatar #411 to #6 - aldothenazi (08/01/2015) [-]
In the ******** of Finland 6pack is like 6euros, lil more, thats like 6,50usd. 4,7%.
User avatar #96 to #6 - wtfduud (07/05/2015) [-]
6 hours
1000 thumbs
He's gonna get hella drunk.
#113 to #96 - updoge (07/06/2015) [-]
-now 13 bucks
-get like a few beers
-drunk
User avatar #118 to #113 - funnymonky (07/06/2015) [-]
In canada that'll get you barely a six pack of a light beer. I mean, compared to america, it's legit beer, not that watered down **** . But in some places in america, you can get a six pack for like, a $1.50
User avatar #136 to #118 - Javapenguin (07/06/2015) [-]
Beer? In America 13$ will get him a small container of Everclear.

Sure we may have pussy beer but if you're trying to get wasted why drink 3-6% alcohol/water combo when Everclear is ******* 95% ethanol.
User avatar #152 to #136 - peekabeast (07/06/2015) [-]
If you like yourself at all, do not drink Everclear. That's basically retarded in a bottle.
User avatar #189 to #152 - Javapenguin (07/06/2015) [-]
It's alcohol. I thought retarded was the idea.
User avatar #198 to #189 - peekabeast (07/06/2015) [-]
There's drunk, and then there's everclear drunk. Also the only time I've ever had a hangover is after drinking that **** . I NEVER get hangovers. I split 2 bottles of smirnoff with 2 other people, about equal portions, and was fine in the morning. 8 shots of everclear and I prayed for the sweet release of death
User avatar #205 to #198 - PFCMadness (07/06/2015) [-]
Reminds me of the time I downed half a handle of whiskey in half an hour while watching Dumbo. Didn't wake up with a hang over, 12 shots of Everclear, however... oh dear god...
#397 to #205 - anisbanana (08/01/2015) [-]
last saturday I drank 1.5 liters of vodka then climbed the tallest mountain in Ukraine 1 hour later. You don't know drinking.
#343 to #136 - zarith (07/06/2015) [-]
Or you can just like...oh, I don't know, buy a six pack of Miller Lite. Which $13 will account for. (Because it's one of the best, decently priced beers).
#234 to #118 - bann (07/06/2015) [-]
Molsen and Levatt are about the same as Budweiser and Miller.
User avatar #135 to #118 - fjaddictftw (07/06/2015) [-]
Where?
#419 to #96 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
$39.09
Yep.
Hella-drunk.

Sure
#64 to #6 - chupavisor (07/05/2015) [-]
Every thumb this gets is $0.10 of your alcohol budget tonight. Yay drinking alone together!
#7 to #6 - Sewallman [OP]ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
****		 are you talking about? I'll be as drunk as this kid is/
**** are you talking about? I'll be as drunk as this kid is/
User avatar #43 to #7 - gattlingwolf (07/05/2015) [-]
w0w a whole $3.00 **** MAN YOU ARE GONNA GET WAISTED
User avatar #65 to #43 - Sewallman [OP]ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
It's doubled that since you posted your comment.
User avatar #67 to #65 - flamingpie (07/05/2015) [-]
wooo 6 bucks, max youll get is like 10
User avatar #82 to #67 - Sewallman [OP]ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
It's already almost at $10 and only 6 hours in
User avatar #87 to #82 - flamingpie (07/05/2015) [-]
even then bruh, I'm not hating, just think for your 21st you should have upped the ante to like .02 per thumb,
User avatar #137 to #82 - fjaddictftw (07/06/2015) [-]
> not having a $40 drinking budget
User avatar #75 to #43 - zerofuqsgiven (07/05/2015) [-]
lol where i live that doesn't even get you a beer at the pub
User avatar #8 to #7 - letrollzor (07/05/2015) [-]
Be sure to record yourself then. I'll be waiting.
User avatar #42 to #7 - radicalkid (07/05/2015) [-]
When did you get your kids if you are 21?
User avatar #48 to #42 - Sewallman [OP]ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
16, 17 and 20
#78 to #48 - aquatic (07/05/2015) [-]
Jesus ****
#124 to #48 - thedudestdudeofall ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
We are the same age and I get overburdened with bills to pay and such, and you have 3 kids, holy **** .
User avatar #125 to #124 - Sewallman [OP]ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
It helps when you dropped out of highschool to get a full time job at a dairy farm, move to construction, cripple your knee at the age of 18, now work a full time job along side another part time job.

My house is already paid off though.
#129 to #125 - thedudestdudeofall ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
I wish I could give you a hand or something, alas I have to save every penny I get for college.
User avatar #130 to #129 - Sewallman [OP]ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
Nah, is k guy.

Life is good for me as long as I get to spend my time away from work either with my family or on FJ,
User avatar #177 to #130 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/06/2015) [-]
you're a simple man. that's why I like you
#179 to #177 - Sewallman [OP]ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
I like you because you're subscribed to me and make funny comments on my content
#203 to #125 - anon (07/06/2015) [-]
how the hell did you manage to drop out of high school? what, was the biology classes too difficult for you? why would you do that man?
User avatar #206 to #203 - Sewallman [OP]ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
My firstborn daughter was born, I needed to spend 8 hours a day working instead of "repeat after me"ing.

Sorry that you have different priorities than I did.
#207 to #206 - anon (07/06/2015) [-]
i know high school is boring and seems useless, but most people will not even consider hiring you anymore if you lack that diploma. People who do hire you either pay bad or are offering backbreaking, risky jobs (coal mining for example, pays well, but is dangerous)
User avatar #208 to #207 - Sewallman [OP]ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
You either get paid for brains or brawn. I've always gotten paid for brawn.

Before I crippled my knee, I was getting $19 an hour.
#122 to #48 - thedudestdudeofall ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
Jesus ****
User avatar #54 to #6 - vedgetable (07/05/2015) [-]
mfw i can find ways to get ********* of 4.57 (euros)
User avatar #313 to #54 - Gummies (07/06/2015) [-]
The Greeks must really be scraping the bottom of the barrel, huh
#280 to #54 - anon (07/06/2015) [-]
Man, thats not cool at all
#29 - titaniums (07/05/2015) [-]
happy birthday semenwall
#26 - thetully (07/05/2015) [-]
With all that money you're going to get wasted. Here's my recommendation.
User avatar #262 to #26 - commontroll (07/06/2015) [-]
He's only at 27 bucks so far. He's gonna get drunk, but not terribly. Unless he's at a bar, in which case he'll pay 27 bucks for four drinks and then get 12 free drinks for his birthday.
#272 to #262 - anon (07/06/2015) [-]
where the hell do you live where you cant get drunk as **** for 27 dollars
User avatar #278 to #272 - commontroll (07/06/2015) [-]
Well, a bar will charge you 7 bucks easily for a drink. Cheap places (that also water them down) charge about 5. And that's before taxes a lot of the time.

Anyway, you can get cheap **** for like, 6-8 bucks around here, but why buy low end **** for your 21st birthday?
User avatar #279 to #278 - stallioncock ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
Where I live you can get like two 12 packs for around $28 of decent beer which is more than enough to get ****** up.
#293 to #279 - anon (07/06/2015) [-]
6 pack of talls for $8 in canada if u cant get drunk for $20 ur not trying hard
#269 to #262 - anon (07/06/2015) [-]
I could get like 4 long islands for 24 and drink them in 5mins
ya i know im hardcore
#4 - infurnus (07/05/2015) [-]
Happy Birthday dik'ed!
User avatar #161 - Sewallman [OP]ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
I would like to thank absolutely everyone for the birthday wishes. I would not have been able to feel as appreciated if I spent time with real people.. Real people hate me.

Special shoutout to itsthetie's newest content
/channel/oc-comic-makers/Three+wishes/NqMcLAd/
#163 to #161 - docbraun (07/06/2015) [-]
Happy Birthday bitch! u cheap bastard, u're never going past $20! Make it $0.50 per thumb and spend that on a strip club. Go big or go home!!
User avatar #164 to #161 - gotthembarrels (07/06/2015) [-]
GET DRUNK WITH ME YOU CUNT! I am so ********* right now man
User avatar #186 to #161 - xmacleodx (07/06/2015) [-]
You may only have $20.32 in that budget as is but spent responsibly that's more than enough! Happy birthday man, hope it goes amazing!
#265 to #161 - moribus (07/06/2015) [-]
**moribus used "*roll picture*"**
**moribus rolled image** well, maybe its time to be better human being
User avatar #277 to #161 - Arrogonios (07/06/2015) [-]
Don't you have like a wife and a kid and stuff? You're just now turning 21?
#332 to #161 - anon (07/06/2015) [-]
Wow. $34 whole dollars. Good for you faggot
#336 to #161 - anon (07/06/2015) [-]
virtual people hate losers too, faggot
User avatar #350 to #161 - bortl (07/06/2015) [-]
Can you get drunk for 37$, or is alcohol really that expensive in America? Happy Birthday
User avatar #353 to #161 - wersand (07/06/2015) [-]
But do dermatologists hate you?
User avatar #356 to #161 - megatheman (07/06/2015) [-]
Get smashed *****
#381 to #161 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** What you get for your birthday
#383 to #161 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
40 bucks mate, congratz, have a good time, cant wait till im 21.
User avatar #392 to #161 - traks (08/01/2015) [-]
You still growing out that beard?
#162 to #161 - twinhere (07/06/2015) [-]
Happy birthday, may your 18 bucks go far.
#252 to #161 - trollzorr (07/06/2015) [-]
Seriously tho happy birthday
#176 to #161 - electricwulf (07/06/2015) [-]
Happy Birthday! My Goodness already 21 years old and already Drinking like a pro!
Happy Birthday! My Goodness already 21 years old and already Drinking like a pro!
User avatar #18 - moorgar (07/05/2015) [-]
well... have fun with one shot...
#185 - skelebones ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
#41 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
dude you got 3 dollars and 14 cents enjoy your two arizona's and skittles
#139 - anon (07/06/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
What's in my cake...
#140 to #139 - anon (07/06/2015) [-]
oh ****
User avatar #142 to #139 - xxkelevraxx (07/06/2015) [-]
i hope admin sees this and IP bans you. hahaha
#23 - borderlineparanoid (07/05/2015) [-]
Happy birthday big boy.
Happy birthday big boy.
#12 - asasqw ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
Remember age brings many new perspectives
#24 to #12 - merrrione (07/05/2015) [-]
perseverance, cognitive inflexibility. that man has frontal cortex damage.
User avatar #25 to #24 - asasqw ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
But he drives a 50 foot fighting robot so who the hell cares
User avatar #15 - theguywhoaskswhy (07/05/2015) [-]
84 cents.
You should've gone with 0.1
As it is, enjoy your one fifth of a beer, thumb whore.
User avatar #215 to #15 - Sewallman [OP]ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
Is this better?
User avatar #222 to #15 - theguywhoaskswhy (07/06/2015) [-]
$23.35 now.
I apologise, enjoy your single six pack of coor's light.
#237 to #222 - dirtymcnasty (07/06/2015) [-]
Where the hell does a 6 pack cost 24 dollars? Thats like 4 dollars a beer.
User avatar #337 to #237 - theguywhoaskswhy (07/06/2015) [-]
Can you buy a carton for 24 bucks? No.
Can you buy a half carton for 24 bucks? Not unless you can find a six-pack for 12 bucks or less.
Thus the only denomination of beer you can buy with 23.35 is a six-pack with change.
#361 to #337 - dirtymcnasty (07/06/2015) [-]
With 24 dollars yoy can by a 30 pack and have change left over. Are you old enough to buy beer you seem to lack knowledge on the pricing.
User avatar #363 to #361 - theguywhoaskswhy (07/07/2015) [-]
Or are you forgetting that this is the internet, we don't all live in a sugar soaked diabeetus infested ******** like 'Merica.
User avatar #362 to #361 - theguywhoaskswhy (07/07/2015) [-]
Exactly what kind of ****** beer comes in a 30 pack at 24 bucks?
Where I come from, the great beer nation of Australia, beer comes in cartons of 24 and costs between 40-50 dollars.
User avatar #364 to #362 - theguywhoaskswhy (07/07/2015) [-]
**** beer at its ********* comes in a carton of 24 at around 34 bucks.
0
#360 to #15 - dirtymcnasty has deleted their comment [-]
#147 to #15 - anon (07/06/2015) [-]
$164.90...
#60 - betars (07/05/2015) [-]
Woo! A whopping $5.72!
#28 - tjilaz (07/05/2015) [-]
hey! im turning 21 today aswell.
crazy **** .
User avatar #154 to #28 - eddyfairf ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
you can share $17 worth of alcohol with OP
User avatar #44 to #28 - letmegrabyourass (07/05/2015) [-]
Happ birth ay
#47 to #44 - tjilaz (07/05/2015) [-]
Thanks mate!
#149 - anon (07/06/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** what I got you for your birthday.
User avatar #157 to #149 - Sewallman [OP]ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
#314 - crazynik (07/06/2015) [-]
**crazynik used "*roll picture*"**
**crazynik rolled image**
User avatar #108 - darksideofthebeast (07/06/2015) [-]
All these thumbwhores lately... And all these summer fags thumbing it up.
This site is getting worse.
#294 - skysovs (07/06/2015) [-]
**skysovs used "*roll picture*"**
**skysovs rolled image**
#233 - anon (07/06/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
#166 - gmarrox (07/06/2015) [-]
Try Appleton Estate rum. Good rum, not too pricey. And if you don't much care for the taste straight, mix it with ginger ale and lemon juice. Have a good birthday, and get ********* for all of us who have work in the morning.
[ 421 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)