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#39 - bigbaddrag (12/08/2015) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by tandemwarelephant
my magnum opus
#36 - iyr (12/08/2015) [+] (7 replies)
stickied by tandemwarelephant
I made a thing
#5 - camzore ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
ALLIGATOR THEMED POST
MODS ARE ASLEEP
POST INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
#18 to #5 - Kanoah ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #32 to #18 - jonnyfrosty (12/08/2015) [-]
First time I ever fell for an earrape
#41 to #32 - Kanoah ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
There's a first time for everything, babeh.
#86 to #41 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
The Cowboys are so effing gay
User avatar #46 to #32 - nephtus (12/09/2015) [-]
So many earrapes today, my volume was already at 1/100. It really doesn't help when the comment has so many positive thumbs either.
#47 to #18 - camzore ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
#44 to #18 - xiontheshadows (12/09/2015) [-]
I laughed way harder than I should after watching this after watching the original video.
User avatar #68 to #18 - cutter (12/09/2015) [-]
well i listened to the entire thing, very interesting take on the song.
User avatar #96 to #5 - quotetype ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
My girlfriend made a 20 minute cd of only this song.
#98 to #96 - camzore ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
She's a keeper
#8 to #5 - RandomMRTroll (12/08/2015) [-]
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
User avatar #69 to #8 - captainrattrap (12/09/2015) [-]
what is this meem
#85 to #69 - camzore ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
"what is this meem"
honey this is THE meem
User avatar #81 to #69 - toncheky (12/09/2015) [-]
vintage **** bruh
User avatar #80 to #69 - Conemen (12/09/2015) [-]
a damn classic
User avatar #1 - psychadelicace (12/08/2015) [-]
Well that wan't very clever now was it
#43 - anon (12/08/2015) [-]
#57 to #43 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** 2+2=22
#64 to #57 - arolexion (12/09/2015) [-]
***** yo bitch got herpes. how the fk you give your waifu herpes?
#3 - immatakeaduty (12/08/2015) [-]
that ********* didn't give a ****

"i know you ain't goin ****** anywhere, imma just close my mouth like i'm done yawnin"
#42 to #3 - hardongo (12/08/2015) [-]
thats it, ********* will be my new user name in everything.
User avatar #12 to #3 - kouzan (12/08/2015) [-]
The tongue acts like a tension trap, the crocodile closes it when he feels something on it. This is why people get their hand bitten off when they try to **** with a croc or gator. Either they touch the tongue, or a sweat droplet touches it and snap.
User avatar #13 to #12 - immatakeaduty (12/08/2015) [-]
it weren't no snap

it were a snope.
#2 - bakly (12/08/2015) [-]
If animals would have Darwin's award, this will be the winner
#4 to #2 - imjared (12/08/2015) [-]
We can all achieve the Darwin Award. That's the beauty of natural selection
User avatar #26 - Vandeekree (12/08/2015) [-]
The chickens my dad kept would stick their heads out of the holes in the chicken wire to look at coyotes and the coyotes would bite their heads off. Birds are not very smart.
#20 - anon (12/08/2015) [-]
I swear birds move their heads at 5 frames per second.
User avatar #35 to #20 - melllvinnn (12/08/2015) [-]
Its because the muscles we have in our eyes to quickly jitter them from one thing to another is present in bird's necks and lacking in their eyes.
User avatar #75 to #35 - FightClub (12/09/2015) [-]
is this actually factual or are you just ******* around
User avatar #76 to #75 - factual (12/09/2015) [-]
its a fact
#77 to #76 - FightClub (12/09/2015) [-]
well it must be true if it's you that says so
User avatar #78 to #77 - factual (12/09/2015) [-]
;)
#14 - lordsepulchure (12/08/2015) [-]
I thought crocs liked having birds pick bits of meat from their teeth, cleaning their jaws.
#25 to #14 - lotengo ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
true, tho this bird is a lot smaller, especially if you compare with croc size
User avatar #24 to #14 - WolfPrince (12/08/2015) [-]
Certain species like Nile crocodiles will allow small birds to do that but I don't believe this is a Nile crocodile.
Might be a Australian Freshwater crocodile, or maybe a young Salty.
#17 to #14 - solomonkane (12/08/2015) [-]
Crocs do what crocs want.
#6 - carjriak ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Curse you for this sudden but inevitable betrayal!
#83 to #6 - niggledafiggle ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
GIF
Ahhh... The memories.
User avatar #16 - roflstorm (12/08/2015) [-]
The gator is stoned af and suddenly food come along and he be like "aaaaaaaaaaaaand close"
#52 - cryingchicken (12/09/2015) [-]
THE ALLIANCE HAS BEEN BROKEN!!
#53 - defski (12/09/2015) [-]
You won't get this without context, but for those that do, here it is anyway.
#105 to #53 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
#21 - include (12/08/2015) [-]
#9 - shinybuttfinger (12/08/2015) [-]
Imagine what would happen if a crocodile or alligator tried to eat a hedgehog.. Would all of those spikes ever get out of it's mouth without human interference? How much would it hurt? Would the hedgehog be pepsi?
User avatar #30 to #9 - baragon ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
hedgehog spikes dont come out and stick in things like porcupines do its just straight up armor so things wont eat them the croc would probably be fine.
User avatar #31 to #9 - deroderpderp (12/08/2015) [-]
A snake did it and died when it fell a normally survivable height.
User avatar #28 to #9 - darksideofthebeast (12/08/2015) [-]
Crocs don't feel much pain, they often lose legs and don't feel it.
Heard somewhere that they can control the blood flow to limbs if there is an injury and they don't have much pain receptors.
User avatar #10 to #9 - rajotazo (12/08/2015) [-]
Hedgehog probably either be pepsi, or crocodile let it go an it run.

If croc swallows any of the needles, or any of dat, he gettin needles through his internal organs, pepsi croc.
User avatar #19 to #10 - scorcho (12/08/2015) [-]
croc eats bones hoves and horns all the time.
croc will digest needles like churros.
#11 to #10 - StealerShock (12/08/2015) [-]
tbh I doubt it would affect the croc too much, the hedgehog would be killed in one bite, then swallowed. Any of the spines would reach the stomach pretty easily and then be dissolved along with the bones of the hedgehog.

tldr; crocs are hardcore *************
#51 - mcburd (12/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #61 - androiddxx (12/09/2015) [-]
Dont Put Your Head In Its Mouth
Dont Put Your Head In Its Mouth
Dont Put Your Head In Its Mouth
Dont Put Your Head In Its Mouth
Dont Put Your Head In Its Mouth
Dont Put Your Head In Its Mouth
Dont Put Your Head In Its Mo-
You disgrace me
User avatar #88 - rudeobuteo ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
It wouldn't be as funny if the croc snapped his mouth shut, but it was quite casual.
#60 - sequel (12/09/2015) [-]
It was at this moment, that bird knew.. he ****** up.
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