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#4 - xis
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He's got a point. I am also a non-reader of books.

Before any of you fools accuse me of being an idiot, I have gotten a high score on an IQ test.
#91 to #4 - fargtwo
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#155 to #4 - turdburgalar
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(We do not care)
#160 to #4 - imnotkickthecat
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It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know. That said. In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it. I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan). I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
#166 to #160 - asasqw ONLINE
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First thing to do is join MENSA www.mensa.org/ if for nothing else than the discounts and such. Secondly go to NASA and get to colonize Mars already. Thirdly stop spreading lies on the internet.
#167 to #166 - imnotkickthecat
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Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories. I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it. I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code. I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them. I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them).
#173 to #167 - asasqw ONLINE
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Never asked but it has been a while since I have had a debate on here that wasn't majority gifs. Unfortunately it seems I agree on the vast majority of what you have put out so lets play a bit of devil's advocate. The Hitler analogy wasn't quite the best one for your argument as Hitler saw what he did as the right thing to do and would of probably attempted to do so again given the chance. Guilt in and of itself doesn't effect everyone equity some even ignoring it entirely while other crimes (EX: Murder, rape) are crimes of such a matter that no amount of guilt is recompense for what they had done. In an idea society perhaps guilt would be punishment enough for criminals to form some sort of self punishment but many could give two ***** about the victims. It calls to mind old english(?) law of eye for an eye.
#174 to #173 - imnotkickthecat
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I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things. I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of **** human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone. I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care. The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them. I consider myself a feminist.I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord.
#176 to #174 - asasqw ONLINE
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I see now that you have no interest in debating.
#177 to #176 - imnotkickthecat
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I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome. That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that). I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community.
#178 to #177 - asasqw ONLINE
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(01/01/2014) [-]
Wonder how much he has prewritten
#180 to #178 - imnotkickthecat
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A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).

And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.

All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
#181 to #180 - asasqw ONLINE
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(01/01/2014) [-]
I think that is all he has..one more just to be sure
#182 to #181 - imnotkickthecat
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As we all know, smoking is really bad for your health. What a lot of people don't realize is that when you smoke, those few minutes of your expected lifespan are literally transformed into the ash you flick away into an ashtray. Ashtrays, each and every one of them, are constructed by a single group running several dozen front companies.

Basically, unless you're putting out your smokes beneath your heel or in the ashtray your kid made at camp, you're dispensing your ashen life into this group's eager little recepticle. Their ashtrays absorb the life force from the ashes and sends it to a central holding facility. No one knows for sure what these guys are going to do when they've collected all that life energy, but it's probably going to be huge.

Incidentally, there's talk of a rival organization leading the anti-smoking political agenda from behind the scenes. They probably figure removing smoking sections, and thus ashtrays, from restaurants and bars is a good first step towards thwarting whatever it is this ashtray company is trying to do.
#184 to #182 - asasqw ONLINE
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(01/01/2014) [-]
Wonder if we can max it out
#186 to #184 - imnotkickthecat
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Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.

There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.

I don't really don't know what else to say.
#187 to #186 - asasqw ONLINE
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I think thees may be YouTube comments
#188 to #187 - imnotkickthecat
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#210 to #4 - inboundpotato
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#323 to #4 - vancecore
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Internet IQ test.
#369 to #4 - PadreRasta
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I love the fact that he got over 100 thumbs, half positive and half negative.
#19 to #4 - schodingerscat
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1. the IQ test was invented for purposes of dianostics not a way to quatify an entire persons intelltual worth 2. einstein never acutally took a formal iq test 3. the highest IQ ever scored was 220 by marilin savant ( who never acuallty showed or achived any thing in the scietific or academic world) 4. 90 is actually the national average IQ 5. and finally you are either a troll or the ******* living embodyment of cancer
#81 to #19 - anon
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90 on which IQ scale?
Because we're still using way more than one.
#407 to #4 - jjcoffee
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Comment Picture
#409 to #4 - takesomemorewater
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Oh hey, it's you again.
#23 to #4 - darksideofthebeast
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You are such a bad troll.
#98 to #4 - gingerjew **User deleted account**
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He's at zero! I'm proud of you funnyjunk
He's at zero! I'm proud of you funnyjunk
#45 to #4 - yuukoku
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(12/31/2013) [-]
I can assume you never took the SAT.

Regardless of that, books just make you a generally well-rounded person.
#93 to #4 - enjoyed
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#80 to #4 - anon
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Let me guess, you think a 92 is a high score on an IQ test.
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#8 to #7 - xis
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I got an 89. That's like an A minus. Can you really say you scored better than an A minus?
#16 to #8 - Silver Quantum ONLINE
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not sure whether it's hilarious or sad that you think 100 is the maximum score you can get on an IQ test
#17 to #16 - xis
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Einstein had like a 95 so I'm just 6 points away from genius
#21 to #17 - thegrimgenius
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Einstein never took an IQ test. And no, your IQ is around a C, since the averages are from 100-90 more countries. (Not counting outleirs like Ethiopa, Equatorial Guinea, et cetera.)
#42 to #21 - mattyjay
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dude, he's just trying to rustle you
#46 to #42 - thegrimgenius
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It worked. Still thumbed up.
#48 to #46 - mattyjay
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okie doke
#18 to #16 - vicsix
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I can't believe you think he's being serious. No one is that stupid, and I'm fairly certain he stole that from a tv show.
#26 to #18 - Silver Quantum ONLINE
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"No one is that stupid"

You sure about that?
#27 to #26 - vicsix
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No one who can use a computer and have fairly good grammar in most of their comments is that stupid.
#28 to #27 - Silver Quantum ONLINE
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i wish everyone was as optimistic as you
#30 to #28 - vicsix
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I wish no one was as gullible as you.
#32 to #30 - Silver Quantum ONLINE
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you think that out of the hundreds of millions of people who have access to the internet no one can be a ******* moron just because they are capable of using a computer and i'm the gullible one
#52 to #32 - vicsix
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No, I meant A) You can't tell a fail troll apart from an idiot, then you are perhaps the idiot. B) You think I'm gullible for figuring out that he's a troll because seriously, are you that ******* stupid that you think he's not? C) You're a ******* moron and it's all of the above.

Here's a hint, the answer is C.
#54 to #52 - Silver Quantum ONLINE
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1. all your options are the same, just worded differently
2. wouldn't a fail troll mean he's an idiot? since successful trolls are successful because they are the opposite of idiots
3. it's still adorable that you automatically assume that everyone you see who you think are trying to troll are actual trolls, and they can't possibly be that stupid (unless of course you are aware the person in question is actively trying to do the same thing in other posts, as derrickrick already mentioned)
4. logic is not really your strong suit, is it
#59 to #54 - vicsix
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5. You actually figured that out! Brown Startfish for you!
6. No, it just means he isn't achieving his goal of frustrating you.
7. Could you be coherent, please?
8. Maybe if you could get off your soap box and remove your head from your ass, you'd see that I've been ************ this whole time. inb4 you claim "copout" like the anal fissure that you are.
#61 to #59 - Silver Quantum ONLINE
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indeed, i did figure out that logic isn't your strong suit
#62 to #61 - vicsix
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If me being a complete cock to you is edgy, then you're retarded.
#65 to #62 - Silver Quantum ONLINE
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you've tried to use insults mixed in with your "logical answers" the entire time, even used an "inb4", but you're right, you weren't edgy at all
#94 to #65 - vicsix
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Yep. Looks like you got me figured out. Guess you got the dicks out of your eye sockets and actually read something.
#161 to #94 - KevinPutt
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you sir, are an ass. dude did nothing wrong.
#171 to #161 - vicsix
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I never said I wasn't an ass. It is quite funny, though, him using the reaction images he uses, acting as if I am mad, when he's the one trying to actually argue with me.
#101 to #94 - Silver Quantum ONLINE
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#9 to #8 - xoulish
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Well since this is the internet, and I can say anything I want and since im not even from the USA and we do not do IQ tests here because they are ******* stupid, Yes.
#22 to #9 - anon
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America is ******* stupid
#10 to #9 - xis
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Ha. I knew you couldn't beat mine.
#11 to #10 - xoulish
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Probaly could if I cared
#12 to #11 - xis
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Someone is jealous.
#411 to #12 - takesomemorewater
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Yep. You. You'd really want that IQ score, wouldn't you?
#13 to #12 - xoulish
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THis is why I say I Probaly could, if only I cared beyond writing these comments...
#385 to #4 - harleycurnow
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Holy ****! absolutely 0 thumbs! That's got to be a first on a comment with 70+ replies
#410 to #385 - takesomemorewater
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Look at the question mark
#5 to #4 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
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Bait
Bait
#71 to #5 - vampireinarm
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now repeat after me

"GR8 B8 M8 I'LL R8 8/8"
#139 to #71 - anon
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G8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8 NO H8
#113 to #71 - garymotherfingoak
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******* tongue twisters
#170 to #113 - anon
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not really
#175 to #170 - garymotherfingoak
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k
and you didnt have to go anon
#348 to #5 - milomcrobbie
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GUYS HE CALLED OUT BAIT THUMB HIM UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&77777^^!!!!%%^&&7777!1
#124 to #5 - mayormilkman
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I hate these comments.
#14 to #5 - KayRed
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Yeah, this ****** has been doing this **** for the past couple of post.
#6 to #5 - xis
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le fish face
#41 to #6 - mattyjay
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wow
#3 - fourtwentt
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(12/31/2013) [-]
"I would never want a books autograph" but who was author?
#331 to #3 - yotecity
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Author is A.Book.
#25 - I Am Monkey
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I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle
-Kayne West

This man has a kid and he can't be responsible for a waterbottle
#222 to #25 - anon
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How do two people spell his name wrong in the same post...
#333 to #222 - anon
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It's just some ****** trash name. Why would anyone want to spell names like Kaleisha, Taquipa or Kayne **** you correctly?
#69 to #25 - craxxet
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You'd be amazed how many children are born into this world for the sole reason that an orgasm feels good.

Otherwise if you've been on the internet for as long as the hue of your name implies then you may have developed some cynical and/or pessimistic qualities, and as a result wouldn't be so amazed
#370 to #69 - PadreRasta
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I think you wanted to start your sentence with a "Unless"?
#70 to #25 - dogeate
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i actually thought that was a joke when i heard it and thought it was funny
#75 - hasanaat
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Kanye's FW
Kanye's FW
#34 - muaythaiwarrior
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(12/31/2013) [-]
He has sex with fish so who cares what he thinks
He has sex with fish so who cares what he thinks
#185 to #34 - awesomerninjathing
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HAHAHHHA! HILARIOUS! OMG DAE OLD JOKES ARE STILL FUNNY? LE GAYFISH XDDDD
#39 - Sataria
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I don't understand why some people brag about never read a book. When did never reading become a thing?
#354 to #39 - anon
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I think it become cool when people bragged about reading a lot.
#84 - alreadyexiststho
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"I would never want a books autograph"
"I would never want a books autograph"
#76 - stgfilitov
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a man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read
- mark twain
#78 to #76 - demandsgayversion
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It's not even the not reading. I could understand if someone just can't get into reading, it's understandable, but to be such an asshole about it and advocate not reading and insinuating it's harmful is extremely retarded.
#2 - yourinvisiblegf
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#43 to #2 - yuukoku
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zp **** yea
#289 - Bronboa
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