It fits in a hand!. Look, Adolphin.
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#7 - FUUUU (10/03/2013) [-]
#1 - sanguinesolitude (10/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 to #1 - communityservices (10/03/2013) [-]
Mustve smelled fish
#15 - seesaws (10/03/2013) [-]
Just wait until it grows up.
Just wait until it grows up.
#6 - fuckthepopo ONLINE (10/03/2013) [-]
#13 - imbackbaby (10/03/2013) [-]
Then you find out one of those cute little guys was killed by lifeguards in China because tourists insisted on taking hundreds of photos of it, and constantly picking it up out of the water and back in made it drown.    
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grist.org/list/dolphin-dies-after-idiots-make-it-pose-for-too-many-photos/
Then you find out one of those cute little guys was killed by lifeguards in China because tourists insisted on taking hundreds of photos of it, and constantly picking it up out of the water and back in made it drown.
source:
grist.org/list/dolphin-dies-after-idiots-make-it-pose-for-too-many-photos/
#19 to #13 - John Cena (10/03/2013) [-]
It's a dolphin, they don't breath water...
#28 to #19 - imbackbaby (10/04/2013) [-]
read the article, fool!
#8 - konradkurze (10/03/2013) [-]
that moment you wonder if the little guy is humping the mans hand
User avatar #5 - AnonsUnlimited (10/03/2013) [-]
A dolphin in the hand is worth 2 in the ocean
#21 - John Cena (10/03/2013) [-]
But will it fit in my oven?
#11 - thewafflemaster (10/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #20 - fuckthepopo ONLINE (10/03/2013) [-]
- Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure. Women cannot
- Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to endlessly ejaculate as long as your dick remains in the vagina. women cannot
- Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships. Women can, and not only can, buy enjoy doing it
- Dolpphins do not mind if you **** another dolphin. A woman will kill you if you **** another woman
- Dolphins don't mind if you cum inside either. She won't force you to pay child support for 18 years like a woman. She can't even get pregnant
- Dolphins won't leave you for another dolphin with more money. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores like women
- If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like a 140 pound bitch who doesn't scare anyone
- Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant amounts of money on them
- Dolphins give up easily
- Dolphins do not demand superior rights to men
- Dolphins do not organize dolphinwalks
- You can ride a dolphin through the ocean
- Dolphins are more intelligent than women

Everything a real woman can do, a dolphin does better, and without being a bitch. So why haven't you ****** a dolphin yet?
#30 to #20 - blarny (10/04/2013) [-]
You is the smartest ****** I have ever seen, if I could give you meaningful points or items I would but alas I probably wouldn't.

Thank you for knowing everything and brightening my day.
User avatar #2 - kritican (10/03/2013) [-]
Adolf-in?
#29 - blarny (10/04/2013) [-]
I never knew there were smaller dolphins inside of regular sized dolphins, to think I was just looking for gold.
#26 - idkhelp (10/03/2013) [-]
and they said i'd never get to use this.
and they said i'd never get to use this.
User avatar #24 - pioneermhm (10/03/2013) [-]
Dawwwww look at that cute little rapist
#23 - John Cena (10/03/2013) [-]
But what if it's just a really large human?
User avatar #22 - asslickingood (10/03/2013) [-]
Maybe he's a giant
User avatar #16 - shredznot (10/03/2013) [-]
.....You aint gonna **** that dolphin are ya?
#12 - SILENCEnight (10/03/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #212032 at Shin Anime Social Board ** TIL I need a baby dolphin in my life.
User avatar #9 - stefanieg (10/03/2013) [-]
I Want!
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