You know those vines and videos where women say "I have a boyfriend" after a simple greeting?
That actually just ******* happened to me. I can't believe anyone is dumb enough to actually say it.
I went into a shop to get a drink, there's was this, admittedly, sexy girl in front of the fridge door.
I walk up to the fridge, reach out for the handle and say "Excuse me" in a polite fashion in the way I was raised.
She looks at me, and with an almost disgusted look in her face, says "I have a boyfriend"
I was shocked she actually said that, but I was more shocked by my immediate reaction, without even thinking I found myself saying
"So do I, you're standing in front of the drinks. Can you move please."
In a tone that said 'Can you believe this bitch?'
Keep in mind I have an older brother and two younger sisters, to win arguments I've had to get good at making retorts without time to think.
The look on her face was priceless though, it just screamed "Oh **** I ****** Up"
I hope she learned something.