It’s Insane In The Membrane. It’s Insane In The Membrane I ‘cracked Em egg, _l. lall, ) lner, rane. My dad works at a chicken farm and sometimes the shell itself never... gets created? i don't know what to say. he always kept them and gave them to me when i wa funny
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User avatar #2 - crowd (07/22/2014) [-]
My dad works at a chicken farm
and sometimes the shell itself never... gets created? i don't know what to say.
he always kept them and gave them to me when i was young.
so smooshy and hard to break
User avatar #4 to #2 - monswine (07/22/2014) [-]
I always prefer when there's a second egg inside so there are two yokes AND two shells.
User avatar #31 to #4 - crowd (07/24/2014) [-]
double eggs
yeah, we regurly get them, great for cooking.
User avatar #16 to #2 - mendelevium (07/23/2014) [-]
"Here son take this aborted chicken fetus with protein and calcium dysfunction" - your dad

"Wow! Thanks dad! Let me try to break it open to see the growing embryo of a dead fetus chicken" - soon to be murderer

No, but seriously. Who gets their kids a bunch of calcium defiant eggs.
#18 to #16 - ihateemo (07/23/2014) [-]
well mr. 2edgyformenoregg he probably thought she would find it cool so he let her see one.

When you are that young it is just a toy, you have no ability to grasp what it was.

And you are just ******* stupid chicken eggs that would be in a farm aren't fertilized. They are what happens when a chicken doesn't get impregnated AKA chicken period.
User avatar #19 to #18 - mendelevium (07/23/2014) [-]
It was just a joke.
Take them nips to some ice before you cause mass extinction from the temperature differentiation from nipple to oxygen, heating the globe in one instantaneous motion, thousands, millions, trillions of degrees kelvin radiate off your lactating upper torso. As atoms melt, and man kind is wiped from the face of the earth in seconds the only thing left standing is a single man...

The fiery intensity that is his tits... alone
because he thinks eggs are a pretty cool gift.

So go get some ice.

Really though.
Like. I don't understand.
User avatar #27 to #19 - mutzaki (07/23/2014) [-]
*It was just a yolk.
User avatar #28 to #27 - mendelevium (07/23/2014) [-]
I dont understand
Is this not weird?
"Here you go, some eggs for my 6 year old son"
Like this is tottally ******* normal, every child gets his eggs from his dad at one point.
I was just the odd one out.
User avatar #21 to #19 - kurtcomics (07/23/2014) [-]
stop posting
User avatar #5 to #2 - WhitePimp (07/23/2014) [-]
lack of protein
User avatar #22 to #5 - threeofdiamonds (07/23/2014) [-]
I'd think it's because of a calcium deficiency since the shell's made of part Calcium...
Correct me if i'm wrong though
User avatar #30 to #22 - WhitePimp (07/23/2014) [-]
you were right
calcium, phosphorous or vitamin D deficiency
User avatar #3 - owlexterminator (07/22/2014) [-]
soak the egg in vinegar for 2 days, get result. This is ******** btw, the post
User avatar #9 - dancingdoggy (07/23/2014) [-]
I had a whole bunch of eggs look like that when I accidentally froze them.
User avatar #14 to #9 - wag (07/23/2014) [-]
At first I thought this post was funny. Then I realized 2 hours ago I moved ice cream out of the freezer to get me some food and forgot to put it away. I don't want to go downstairs.
User avatar #17 to #9 - thumbaccountlol ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Also, if you leave eggs in vinegar for quite a while, it kind of looks like this, but it goes solid, as opposed to being membranous, its really strange.
User avatar #11 to #9 - iizsimon (07/23/2014) [-]
>accidentally freezing eggs

****** how
#15 to #11 - paradajs (07/23/2014) [-]
when your fridge get older, sometimes back of it start freezing. ****** i got frozen cucumbers atm
User avatar #29 to #15 - dancingdoggy (07/23/2014) [-]
Yup. The story of how I learned the back of my fridge freezes things.
#6 - twofreegerbils (07/23/2014) [-]
Insane in the membrane?
User avatar #20 to #6 - sniffythebird (07/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #7 to #6 - billiebutt (07/23/2014) [-]
*retarded background voice* Insane in the brain!
User avatar #1 - lotengo (07/22/2014) [-]
I have tried that at least 50 times.

#12 - walkeraw (07/23/2014) [-]
That's clearly been cut on purpose, not cracked
User avatar #24 - beatmasterz (07/23/2014) [-]
what happens if you shake an egg violently so the inside mixes and you boil it? What does it look like?
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User avatar #13 - iliketomop (07/23/2014) [-]
I see your problem

it's a brown egg
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User avatar #8 - SaucyBoy (07/23/2014) [-]
Put your dick in it
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