Introvert manual. So you got yourself an introvert, here's how to use it properly. Seriously though. I'm so tired of people saying i'm antisocial and stuff.. I. Introvert manual
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Introvert manual

Introvert manual. So you got yourself an introvert, here's how to use it properly. Seriously though. I'm so tired of people saying i'm antisocial and stuff.. I.

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User avatar #45 to #19 - renegadesparks **User deleted account** (11/03/2013) [-]
I read this and have spent the last five minutes doing that thing you do when you remember a really funny joke but are in a public place so you can't laugh but really need to so you let out a bunch of little laughs
#1 - crazyolitis (11/02/2013) [-]
This makes introverts look like complicated machines, rather than people. But it's quite true, actually.
User avatar #86 to #1 - rainbowrush ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Aren't all humans just machines?
#9 to #1 - anon (11/03/2013) [-]
It makes introverts sound like selfish douchebags
User avatar #24 to #9 - viscerys (11/03/2013) [-]
No it doesn't.
User avatar #35 to #1 - princessren ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
I request more military animal pictures......please
#43 to #35 - didactus (11/03/2013) [-]
Like dis?
Like dis?
#36 to #35 - crazyolitis (11/03/2013) [-]
I don't have more, but you can have a dog in a lobstercostume.
User avatar #37 to #36 - princessren ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
I'll take what I can get
#38 to #37 - crazyolitis (11/03/2013) [-]
Okie dokie.
User avatar #2 to #1 - nequitia (11/02/2013) [-]
Introvert transformers. I like that.
User avatar #79 to #2 - samxdaxman (11/03/2013) [-]
Introvert Transformers! Keep their feelings inside! couldn't think of any other rhymes...
#95 to #84 - samxdaxman (11/03/2013) [-]
oh my god do I try.
#96 to #95 - nequitia (11/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #97 to #96 - samxdaxman (11/03/2013) [-]
OH GOD DAMN, THANKS NED FLANDERS. Stupid sexy Flanders, giving me hope n **** .
Also, "tighter than a nuns hoo-ha" made me actually push air out of my nose harder than usual. In other words, I lol'd. Thanks for that.
User avatar #98 to #97 - nequitia (11/03/2013) [-]
I try.
#103 to #98 - samxdaxman (11/03/2013) [-]
And you succeed.
I love these a bit too much.
#110 to #106 - samxdaxman (11/03/2013) [-]
Whooooa, I meant I'd bang the joke. I don't even know you.
#111 to #110 - nequitia (11/03/2013) [-]
#113 to #111 - samxdaxman (11/03/2013) [-]
I'm sorry yo, just that joke... Unf. Damn sexy I tell you hwut.
User avatar #114 to #113 - nequitia (11/03/2013) [-]
You're a strange one.
User avatar #115 to #114 - samxdaxman (11/03/2013) [-]
Hey, what can I say? There's no normal people here, it's the internet!
#49 - icefried (11/03/2013) [-]
Introverts and extroverts are natural enemies.
Like introverts and ambiverts, or introverts and social media, or introverts and cell phones.
Or introverts and other introverts... Damn introverts! They ruined the introversion!
#122 to #49 - Yojimbo (11/03/2013) [-]
"You introverts sure are a contentious people..."
#21 - nimba (11/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #61 to #3 - flashlight (11/03/2013) [-]
I think all those things would totally kill shy people or social anxiety ones
User avatar #81 - twistedwoodthing (11/03/2013) [-]
All of the above is true. If you feel they are comfortable, gently stroke your introvert's fur until they are used to your hand. When they are, try picking them up! They might be skittish at first, but introverts like love and attention as much as the rest of us. Try giving them a little lettuce, red pepper, or timothy hay to reinforce that you mean them no harm. If your introvert becomes agitated, it's probably time to return them to their cage.
User avatar #82 to #81 - twistedwoodthing (11/03/2013) [-]
Actually no wait I'm thinking of Guinea Pigs sorry.
User avatar #83 to #82 - nequitia (11/03/2013) [-]
i can confirm this will actually work on introverts as well.
#34 - princessren ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
I like how this makes introverts seem like some kind of stray animal
it's funny
#27 - thechosentroll (11/03/2013) [-]
I'm not an introvert. I'm just surrounded by assholes. Always take a look at your surroundings before deciding to call yourself an introvert, antisocial, depressed or some other **** . Sometimes you're not the only problem.
#32 - holyturkey (11/03/2013) [-]
right, i understand some people are introverts and that is perfectly fine but not every single ******* person on funnyjunk is an introvert purely because they sit on the computer rather than go to parties, or they enjoy gaming alot and see themselves as unique and misunderstood genius's, some people will not only join a bandwagon but clutch onto that ************ like it's a security blanket.
User avatar #54 - srskate (11/03/2013) [-]
If one requires a guide for interaction, that one is probably not worth interacting with.
#64 to #54 - deletedmyaccount (11/03/2013) [-]
If this is news to you at all, you shouldn't be allowed to interact with people.

This is actually how you should treat most people you aren't close with. Polite, relaxed, not's all there.
User avatar #65 to #64 - srskate (11/03/2013) [-]
I never said this was news.

I guess I just don't want to know the type of person that feels they need to write a guide for talking to them. Anyone who is that self-important isn't worth my time.
#68 to #65 - deletedmyaccount (11/03/2013) [-]
Eh. A lot of people tend to be pushy with introverts. Many think a lack of interaction is a sign of loneliness or depression, and try to pressure them into going out and doing things. It's not a bad thing, but some people are just happier being left alone a good amount of the time. I think this is just meant to raise awareness on that, more than "this is how everyone should treat me, and if you don't you are really stupid."
User avatar #70 to #68 - srskate (11/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, i don't know about all that jazz in the beginning, but that last part

"This is how everyone should treat me, and if you don't you are really stupid."
^That's the part I find annoying. Interaction isn't a one way street, and you don't define all the rules yourself.
User avatar #17 - icameheretotroll (11/03/2013) [-]
This is true but sometimes introverts need company too, although a really small one
#92 - anon (11/03/2013) [-]
what this post is badly trying to explain is that introverts dont want you to be up in their space and hanging out with people all the time. they enjoy being alone or being with someone and not talking to them. _ they dont need constant social interaction._
User avatar #44 - diddledot ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Eh... I would call myself an introvert. I'm not shy, I would just rather listen to a conversation than take part in it. One thing I can't stand is having a pointless conversation, aka small talk. I mean, neither party really benefits from small talk and they usually end up finding it to be awkward (in my experience and observations anyways). That's probably the biggest thing that drains my energy in social interactions.
User avatar #33 - drumtastic (11/03/2013) [-]
I'm an extrovert. I love being around people and I love social interaction.
User avatar #127 - jackmanagan ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]

Find out who you are.

INTP master race reporting in
User avatar #131 to #127 - goodguygary (11/03/2013) [-]

matches me perfectly
User avatar #135 to #131 - jackmanagan ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
ahh the engineer or detective.

Im the philosopher
#141 to #135 - goodguygary (11/03/2013) [-]
i always thought of engineer for a career path.
i always thought of engineer for a career path.
User avatar #133 to #127 - nequitia (11/03/2013) [-]
Introvert, Intuitive, Thinking and Judging.

Gosh, sounds terrible D:
User avatar #137 to #133 - jackmanagan ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]

Teacher judge scientist
User avatar #142 to #137 - nequitia (11/03/2013) [-]
Ah see I'd hate to be a teacher.
#149 to #127 - insipidink (11/03/2013) [-]
INFJ. Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, Judging.

I've had to take different versions of this so many times. Depending on where I was I'd get ENFJ instead (I took it while I was on a robotics team, acting in a leadership role)...but lately it's always been INFJ. And I don't think it's because I know the test, since they've always been different, or spaced out. I think overall, I'm INFJ, but when I'm put in a position where I'm acting as a leader, I can be more outgoing and extroverted.
User avatar #152 to #149 - jackmanagan ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
intp are loners, but im a great leader. had to look after 40 people for a few months at job corps. very draining like the comic says lol
#156 to #152 - insipidink (11/03/2013) [-]
Well, what I've learned as a psych major is that it's on a continuum, so in some situations you may be more extroverted, however overall you tend to be more of one than you are the other. So, I can definitely see why it was draining for you. Being in a leadership position in one of the clubs I'm currently in at my college is so draining for me...especially when they insist on long meetings that are pointless.
#153 to #127 - Zeigh ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's pretty much what I expected.
User avatar #154 to #153 - jackmanagan ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
another docter/scientist teacher judge lol
User avatar #101 - Sataria (11/03/2013) [-]
this makes introverts seems like assholes
User avatar #88 - mayormilkman (11/03/2013) [-]
I don't like these kinds of comics.

I'm sure I'm introvert, but I can (usually) handle social interaction. I don't think there's any of this "energy." I just do what I want, which is usually being to myself, but when I want to talk, I want to talk.
User avatar #99 to #88 - jasytis (11/03/2013) [-]
I believe this applies to me too.
#124 to #88 - vorrundenaus (11/03/2013) [-]
Yeah the thing this comic does wrong is make introverts seem like they cant handle any social interactions which isn't true but there really is an "energy" factor involved extroverts tend to feed off of situations they get really hyped when someone says let's go bowling and when they are sitting around alone they tend to be almost lethargic or depressed in a sense. Introverts on the other hand normally have to decide for themselves to do anything to be truly hyped about it. For example if you are in a group working on a project extroverts are the ones who will get a lot done if everyone else is working or they wont get anything done if no one is working. Introverts on the other hand may seem like they are zoned out but if they decide in their own in their heads that they want to get this project done they will get that ******* project done fast.
Basically introverts have their own gas tanks while extroverts all have this giant massive shared gas tank.
#16 - fourtitwo (11/03/2013) [-]
I'm an introvert, and I approve this message
User avatar #28 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (11/03/2013) [-]
"I'm a special snowflake
Don't treat me like anyone else"

No. **** off
#126 to #28 - henkstr (11/03/2013) [-]
The comic is exaggerating for comedic purposes. You should just act respectful and considerate towards and around introverts. Y'know, just like the way you should act around everyone.
However, if you WANT to make friends with an Introvert, you can follow "the steps" in this comic, they MIGHT help. On the other hand, if the person still is rejecting you, it might be that he/she plain dont wants to be your friend.
Also, of course Introverts will try to make efforts to become your or someone elses friend, its just harder for them.
You seem to think that introverts are just ******* who want special treatment, but its not like that. They didnt choose to be weird appearing creatures who are having a hard time to socialize. That **** aint funny.

sorry for bad english
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User avatar #91 to #87 - tmbg (11/03/2013) [-]
some people just don't understand introverted people and mistakenly think we are mean or rude. The main purpose for this is to educate people so that they know they shouldn't take not being a social butterfly as an insult, I think.
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