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Internet Gold - P4. Small compilations of funny Stuff from Internet. I hope you like it.. Internet (told - " So there' s only one channel in this motel, This mo

Small compilations of funny Stuff from Internet. I hope you like it.

Internet (told - "
So there' s only one channel in this motel,
This morning while I was getting ready l was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands
but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister
noodle. your HANDS!" and all the N kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or mm time he couldn' t Md his hands, I heard a grown
man yell from somewhere else in the motel, "GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.“
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swe' re put into groups based on race and height
there for a while
day someone comes and buys me
tthey take me home amine me up with wire
whey stick hooks into me and then slowly watch me the
tthey throw my body in the street
malty rm a chistmas tree
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mien it all at the party and my out
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seattle to no contact now
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3 months later
lab ring
plan to kidnap Roscoe while she is at work
kidnap Roscoe
I DEED IT
mugs and kisses He s missed me
tradee on weak she posted her dog has runaway
Dent comment
according to my plan
Hangout with Roscoe for a few days
scan Roscoe Just showed up at my house's'
he shows up in tears and thanks me
You re welcome l was really good to see Roscoe you ’
nines hugs me and leaves
uck I have to try again
AI/ at another week
Kidnap Roscoe again
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She show s up while Roscoe and i are playing in the yard
he must really miss you I guess Anon
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Kiss the bitch and ask her to stay
Vi got my girlfriend back by kidnapping her dog
my physics teacher told us a Joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have tour cigarettes. out no
lighters or matches or anything to light it with What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a
cigarette lighter
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stake picture of him while holding him
countinue to gamestop
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weenie looking at me holding a realty dirty pigeon
ttell people behind counter that if they dent give me prams
Alley try to tingle
pi release the pigeon
tthey beg me to grab t again
Mhee hand me the game and Host walk out
and no was were given that my
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Innervate
liverpool
I why am I not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human However. it
should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a
banana
thanks man
are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people
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User avatar #46 to #29 - goblingang (11/17/2013) [-]
Black Mirror?
User avatar #82 to #29 - majormoron (11/17/2013) [-]
I dont think I have seen much better than this.

This is it.

This is what kills me.
#3 - jakekel (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm just gonna go ahead and start mining for gold.
User avatar #215 to #3 - mcbrosephson (11/19/2013) [-]
do you have the green txt story from 4chan where the soldier is back from a recon and he needs to **** , eventually does, people heard him ******** during the briefing but he wasn't done and he ended up ******** on his commanding officer? I would very much appreciate it.
#148 to #3 - yetiyitties (11/17/2013) [-]
Contribootin
#4 to #3 - jakekel (11/17/2013) [-]
commencing dump.
#23 to #22 - jakekel (11/17/2013) [-]
#24 to #22 - jakekel (11/17/2013) [-]
God that was a big dump.
User avatar #159 to #17 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
I like the version where his grandpa has Alzheimers better.
User avatar #168 to #13 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
that one is my favorite of all time. laughter, boners, seinfeld... it has everything.
#143 to #10 - pendeja (11/17/2013) [-]
Wouldn't that be considered cp?
User avatar #87 to #10 - sortoathepenguin (11/17/2013) [-]
that was a good read
User avatar #106 to #5 - cubanwhiteman (11/17/2013) [-]
im crying, this is perfect.
User avatar #154 to #106 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
Had me laughing and clapping like a retarded 5 year old.
#134 - cockineveryorifice (11/17/2013) [-]
One of my favourites.
#36 - dmcdante (11/17/2013) [-]
I never get tired of reading the super market one. Lel.
#2 - crazyolitis (11/17/2013) [-]
Even Elmo was tired of MR. Noodles' shenanigans...
Even Elmo was tired of MR. Noodles' shenanigans...
#54 - TheFagRobot (11/17/2013) [-]
One of the best.
#110 to #54 - ilroby (11/17/2013) [-]
oh my god this always makes me lose my **** hahhaahahaha
User avatar #73 to #54 - iusedfortran (11/17/2013) [-]
That is gold.
User avatar #77 to #73 - TheFagRobot (11/17/2013) [-]
Winston Sexton is love, Winston Sexton is life.
#149 to #54 - yetiyitties (11/17/2013) [-]
Winston Sexton would be a worthy opponent to Batman.
#93 - HaloMythbuster (11/17/2013) [-]
My absolute favorite
I read it in Cr1TiKaL's voice
#212 to #93 - magsschroedinger (11/18/2013) [-]
"It was so ******* berry"
User avatar #120 to #93 - xdiabolicx ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
**** was so ******* berry.
User avatar #165 to #120 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
would not berry again
#70 - deathofnight (11/17/2013) [-]
How has no one posted this tale yet?
User avatar #119 to #70 - fallenstar (11/17/2013) [-]
THANK YOU FOR THIS GLORIOUS STORY MADE MY DAY
User avatar #140 to #70 - niggastolemyname (11/17/2013) [-]
>the thunderdome
lost my ****
User avatar #151 to #70 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (11/17/2013) [-]
for some reason I could actually smell the **** while reading
#167 to #70 - twelveinchessoft (11/17/2013) [-]
that. was. ******* . GLORIOUS!!!
User avatar #103 to #70 - redstag (11/17/2013) [-]
HOLY **** DUDE!!! THIS IS ******* GOLD IN ITS SELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Imade my point.
#182 - pappathethird (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm 19 and i still freak out when my mom leaves me in the grocery line
#191 to #182 - cryptolyte (11/17/2013) [-]
Then get a ******* job lol
#95 - artjunk (11/17/2013) [-]
my favorite
#113 to #95 - vexex (11/17/2013) [-]
Oh lord i havent had a laughgasm like that since i was a child.

You sir.
Thank you...
And thank you for the pain in my stomach.
#160 to #95 - millem (11/17/2013) [-]
I had to login to thumb this up. I have been here since i was playing oregon trials on the one pc i knew of in third grade, the yellow funnyjunk. I have never laughed this hard. ever. thank you anon. adding fake news
#86 - leonjoker (11/17/2013) [-]
I don't have the original greentext picture but this one is my favorite atnd it goes something like this:

i'm a gay male and my dad is a complete homofobe and is not ok with it. sometimes his homofobia doesn't even make sense

>be watching fishing show on tv with family
>mom says "wow i could never spend so much time just sitting there"
>i say "when you are actually there it doesn't feel like so long"
>and then my dad goes "time flies when you're a faggot"

if anyone has the picture please post it
#158 to #86 - shitclint (11/17/2013) [-]
One of my favs too. Here you go.
#25 - miscarriage (11/17/2013) [-]
DOES SHE COME BACK
WHERE'S THE REST OF THE STORY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#145 to #25 - juventud (11/17/2013) [-]
the kid waits awkwardly on cashier #4   
   
OPs FW he might've trolled us all
the kid waits awkwardly on cashier #4

OPs FW he might've trolled us all
#64 to #25 - platinuminfernape (11/17/2013) [-]
You'll never know.
You'll never know.
User avatar #152 to #25 - seriouslyblack (11/17/2013) [-]
those moments in my childhood were one of the darkest i've had to experience
User avatar #37 to #25 - hektoroftroy (11/17/2013) [-]
She never comes back and the cashier is waiting for the payment
#162 to #96 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
oh god i 			*******		 loled 10/10
oh god i ******* loled 10/10
#38 - spanishninja ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
so much win on 4chin.
#41 to #40 - spanishninja ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
this is my favorite
#43 to #42 - spanishninja ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
second fav
#61 to #60 - spanishninja ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
#178 to #55 - lamarisagoodname (11/17/2013) [-]
Moot has got to be the biggest Alpha complex on the internet
Moot has got to be the biggest Alpha complex on the internet
User avatar #97 to #49 - Crusader (11/17/2013) [-]
It seems like that guy had a wiggly tuff time
User avatar #89 to #47 - whiteblob (11/17/2013) [-]
This is my favorite.
User avatar #63 to #40 - unfortunately (11/17/2013) [-]
meanwhile on /pol/
#69 to #63 - spanishninja ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
pfff...
this is the real /pol/

it was my privilege...
User avatar #62 to #35 - landartheconqueror (11/17/2013) [-]
now, it was in my understanding that both sides had to present all their evidence for defence/accusation to the judge, before trial. or is this in canadian courts, only?
#102 to #62 - ainise (11/17/2013) [-]
It varies, but if the Judge accepts it - it is allowed.

In this case, there is reason why he would have withheld this video(to protect his image) so when he was assumed guilty, he presented it. You see this a lot with good lawyers - if the evidence will harm the defendant, it will be withheld until it is necessary.

The courtroom is a series of rules based on precedent, not laws. The best way to think about it is the courtroom is a Monarchy - and the Judge is the king. Whatever the Judge says, happens. The end. The Judge has infinite power in his coutroom, in America.
User avatar #211 to #102 - landartheconqueror (11/18/2013) [-]
i just learned today it's the prosecution that can't withold evidence, but the defence is allowed, for such scenario, for example
User avatar #65 to #62 - urinalofjustice (11/17/2013) [-]
Using my vast knowledge gained through watching too many ****** crime shows, i am pretty sure American courts can introduce any new evidence that incriminates/clears the defendant, so long as it is properly cleared by the court system.
User avatar #66 to #65 - landartheconqueror (11/17/2013) [-]
i tend to think that anything hollywood kinda ********* how the actual legal system works
User avatar #67 to #66 - urinalofjustice (11/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, sounds right. I'm not exactly an expert, so I wouldn't know in any kind of certainty.
User avatar #92 to #35 - hoursofglass (11/17/2013) [-]
I honestly think that is awful. Sorry.
User avatar #125 to #35 - fukkendragonite (11/17/2013) [-]
Well he did imply that he would help in exchange for a BJ. He got the BJ- She didn't get the help. He did kinda take advantage of her.
#192 - clydeninetyseven (11/17/2013) [-]
damn that was fast
#183 - whenyoudieyoudie (11/17/2013) [-]
My Favorite.
User avatar #188 to #183 - megpoidgumibear (11/17/2013) [-]
"or just wait until she is 10?"

Cracked me open for 2 minutes.
User avatar #185 to #183 - corundumdeath ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
That is horribly funny.
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