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Small compilations of funny Stuff from Internet. I hope you like it.

Internet (told - "
So there' s only one channel in this motel,
This morning while I was getting ready l was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands
but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister
noodle. your HANDS!" and all the N kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or mm time he couldn' t Md his hands, I heard a grown
man yell from somewhere else in the motel, "GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.“
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pbe 7
living with mom and dad
m day men come and take me away mint home
tthey out me in a concentration camp With others like me
swe' re put into groups based on race and height
there for a while
day someone comes and buys me
tthey take me home amine me up with wire
whey stick hooks into me and then slowly watch me the
tthey throw my body in the street
malty rm a chistmas tree
apopular hat bitch train school throws huge birhday my
knot invited
suecide to show up anyway
we out to Abercrombie and Fitch
my a discard and load it with 5 dallars
vlrus a regular card and rape the gnaw inside
my name entire cuisine and write Happy Birthday‘ and one ' on the was
mien it all at the party and my out
messages me on Faceook the next day
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WAS COMPLETELY EMBARRASED WHEN THERE WAS NO MONEY ON THE CARD'? ****** YOU ARE A PIECE OF AND I
UNDERSTAND WHY NO ONE UKES YOU
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How did you manage to get back with your girlfriend”
Be 22
Dumped by 7/ 10
seattle to no contact now
S/' 10 media bring her siberians husky pup Roscoe to my house my
3 months later
lab ring
plan to kidnap Roscoe while she is at work
kidnap Roscoe
I DEED IT
mugs and kisses He s missed me
tradee on weak she posted her dog has runaway
Dent comment
according to my plan
Hangout with Roscoe for a few days
scan Roscoe Just showed up at my house's'
he shows up in tears and thanks me
You re welcome l was really good to see Roscoe you ’
nines hugs me and leaves
uck I have to try again
AI/ at another week
Kidnap Roscoe again
Once more call her with the good news
She show s up while Roscoe and i are playing in the yard
he must really miss you I guess Anon
2 not yeah time missed V
He s not the only one who s missed you
Kiss the bitch and ask her to stay
Vi got my girlfriend back by kidnapping her dog
my physics teacher told us a Joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have tour cigarettes. out no
lighters or matches or anything to light it with What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a
cigarette lighter
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quailing in line with mom
Hold on. I forgot to get something stay in line."
gets closer to the front
still not back yet
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D Anonymous ( Mon) 00: 57 No. 5
at a friends house
bcheck out his itunes library
only one song
Dunkin Park - In The End
allmost 30, 000 plays
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we! here: my only this gettng a discount at gamestop
awaiting to gamestop eating icecream
spass group of pigeons‘ none of them run away from me
knotice this and walk backwards track to them
Mhee still dent move
was rather confused and upset
stake picture of him while holding him
countinue to gamestop
an inside
weenie looking at me holding a realty dirty pigeon
ttell people behind counter that if they dent give me prams
Alley try to tingle
pi release the pigeon
tthey beg me to grab t again
Mhee hand me the game and Host walk out
and no was were given that my
pic Muted
Innervate
liverpool
I why am I not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human However. it
should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a
banana
thanks man
are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people
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#3 - jakekel ONLINE (11/17/2013) [+] (29 replies)
I'm just gonna go ahead and start mining for gold.
#38 - spanishninja (11/17/2013) [+] (25 replies)
so much win on 4chin.
#54 - TheFagRobot (11/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
One of the best.
#29 - psykojet (11/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#32 - whosmokedmypot ONLINE (11/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#35 - urinalofjustice (11/17/2013) [+] (8 replies)
#36 - dmcdante (11/17/2013) [-]
I never get tired of reading the super market one. Lel.
#25 - miscarriage ONLINE (11/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
DOES SHE COME BACK
WHERE'S THE REST OF THE STORY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#134 - cockineveryorifice (11/17/2013) [-]
One of my favourites.
#2 - crazyolitis (11/17/2013) [-]
Even Elmo was tired of MR. Noodles' shenanigans...
Even Elmo was tired of MR. Noodles' shenanigans...
#70 - deathofnight (11/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
How has no one posted this tale yet?
#93 - HaloMythbuster (11/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
My absolute favorite
I read it in Cr1TiKaL's voice
#182 - pappathethird (11/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm 19 and i still freak out when my mom leaves me in the grocery line
#183 - whenyoudieyoudie (11/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My Favorite.
#95 - artjunk (11/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
my favorite
#86 - leonjoker (11/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't have the original greentext picture but this one is my favorite atnd it goes something like this:

i'm a gay male and my dad is a complete homofobe and is not ok with it. sometimes his homofobia doesn't even make sense

>be watching fishing show on tv with family
>mom says "wow i could never spend so much time just sitting there"
>i say "when you are actually there it doesn't feel like so long"
>and then my dad goes "time flies when you're a faggot"

if anyone has the picture please post it
#96 - goodnewseveryone (11/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#91 - seymourtets (11/17/2013) [-]
this thread is putting me into cardiac arrest. I threw up in my mouth because I was laughing so hard. Thank you, FJ. I love you guys
this thread is putting me into cardiac arrest. I threw up in my mouth because I was laughing so hard. Thank you, FJ. I love you guys
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