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Internet Gold - P3

Small compilations of funny Stuff from Internet. I hope you like it.

the first person to ever fall asleep
was probably like "aw **** i' m
dying" but then woke up hours later
and was like "aw yeah that' s the ****
i do like"
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Fl C) Anonymous on ) 12/ 03/ 12( Mon) 18: 12 No. 441297429 [ 33441291194 2341293
years ago
llive near liquor store
******** bums sit outside store all ******* day
always begging for money
Mme inherit 5250. 000 from dead granpappy
we to liquor store to buy celebration beer
everywhere
tbagging
Many giving money to bums
bbuy 2 cases of cheap wine instead
ggive bottles ofline to every hobo in the parking lot
tthe transients are ecstatic and worship me
help me whenever they see me in the neighborhood
VI become lord ofthe bums
always asking me for more booze
aalways ******* asking meter booze
booze to one of the bums i gave a bottle of wine to in the parking lot
hits me over the head with a metal bar
tthis brutal bum' s name was Terry
my wallet and my ******* shoes
aanother burn finds me unconscious and helps me
tell him and 5 other bums what Terry did
anobody ever saw Terry again
that i am the don of the hobo mafia
to new city
M will never give anything to a homeless person ever again
El Anonymous (ID: ) 11/ 26/ 12( Mon) 23: 37: 14 No. 439744085
File: -( 27 KB, 303x299, 586213. jpg)
many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb:
to screw it in,
aone to emanate men tor creating the need tor illumination,
aone to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,
aone to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "",
aone to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,
who to blame men for not changing the bulb,
aone to blame men for trying to change the bulb Instead of letting a woman do t
aone to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,
aone to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,
aone to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,
aone to alert the media that women are now "bluelightning" men,
aone to just sit there taking pictures for her biog for that men are
unnecessary.
D Anonymous 05/ ( Fri) 15: 28 No. 12646957
one time I perpetrated a reality glitch on my gt.
in college
to bus stop that takes her to the building her classroom is in. (It' s a big college.)
gets on bus.
ml start sprinting towards a bike I had placed hours earlier at a bike rack
apex behind me as I ride away, bus doesn' t leave until about 30 seconds after I take oft,
it to the building (1 mile trom where I started)
lock bike up and go just inside the doorway of the building.
bus approaching.
outside
happen to run into gt
hey, what' s up?
is visibly shaken, and asks how I got here.
explain that I had to use the building' s computer lab after class and was just leaving.
says she was just talking to me 3 minutes ago,
just roll my eyes, chuckle and walk away
Laater learn she had a panic attack and threw up in the bathroom.
haven' t told her what really happened to this day
Cl Anonymous 07/ 15/ 12( Sun) 16: 12 No. B B
are " KB, 1585x1527. )
getting voice acting lessons from my dad since I was a kid (he' s been working with Disney
for the most if his life)
Xian make a really nice ferns: voice
MMO with voice chat
to be a girl
Spuddenly move the mic may and pretend to be a man in the background
t 'LTP >" ARE YOU PLAYING THOSE ******* MMO AGAIN SIS"
mo PLEASE NOT NOW" in my female voice
tat slapping my knee " I scream and mom in my female who
Wthout " **** YOU BITCH” in male voice and slam mow shut
MK back to voice chat
with a sobbing female voice
about that, Did anyone have gear! could borrow or something? I cant play so atten,."
Maet showered in gear
as ****
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#179 - matnip (11/17/2013) [-]
What just happened?
#177 - gongthehawkeye (11/17/2013) [-]
If god doesn't exist, then why does Arceus have Multitype for it's ability?
Atheist:0
Arceists:1
#173 - sunofabeatch (11/17/2013) [-]
**sunofabeatch rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Flat tire in alaska **
#172 - enormaty (11/17/2013) [-]
terry, you ****** up.
#162 - timetostopposting (11/17/2013) [-]
Best greentext I've ever read.
#178 to #162 - gongthehawkeye (11/17/2013) [-]
Ya dun goofed now, nigs.
Ya dun goofed now, nigs.
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#165 to #161 - leingen (11/17/2013) [-]
I have already mentioned in the compilations that the source is internet, but i don't simply download all what I found. After a long time of visiting various places, every time I found a post that made me laugh I save it, so the content here is not simply random internet things, are internet thing that made me laught.


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#176 to #169 - arreatface (11/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #175 to #169 - temzlog (11/17/2013) [-]
suuuure. Other people's "work"....
User avatar #171 to #169 - TwiztidNinja (11/17/2013) [-]
You are on an "Image sharing site" not an "OC only image creating site"

You do realise this?
User avatar #163 to #161 - warioteam ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
Here I can talk to my friends, and if he did it, why dont you?
User avatar #166 to #163 - TwiztidNinja (11/17/2013) [-]
Lets be honest he did not even do that, the comps themselves are stolen that is why he only posted 5 of them.
#168 to #166 - leingen (11/17/2013) [-]
I could send you the .psd files to proof these are mine but there is an easier way, Google, try every word you can think to search mi compilation. If you can find any of these posted in other web AND earlier than mine, then you win.
User avatar #170 to #168 - TwiztidNinja (11/17/2013) [-]
Then why only make 5? people seem to enjoy them a lot.
As far as it goes i rather see comps on the front page of funny junk.
#174 to #170 - leingen (11/17/2013) [-]
Because I have no more images (good enough) to do more compilations. Also, I don't want to waste more time than the necessary looking for more images.
I encourage anyone who wants to continue this series, but I only hope that he uses good internet stuff. I'm a little bothered because my comps almost becomed 4chan comps, but is the best of my folder, so maybe other people can do better comps than mine.
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User avatar #180 to #159 - elmarcocfc ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
My sides
#151 - anonymous (11/17/2013) [-]
does anyone have the foodbro 4chan stary. my favourite one.
User avatar #158 to #154 - nativninja ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yes, thank you very much.
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User avatar #153 to #150 - garentei ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
wut
User avatar #152 to #150 - nativninja ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
what the **** ?
User avatar #146 - YeYouKnoMe (11/17/2013) [-]
I pooped a little laughing so hard at the gf glitch one.
User avatar #145 - randombro (11/17/2013) [-]
Your 4 posts and the subsequent 4chan dumps in the comments have made me laugh more in the last 3 hours than FunnyJunk has in the last 3 months. If FJ had more stuff like this then maybe more users would come back to the site. Epic posts, and and multiple frontpage posts well deserved.
#144 - bondychristop (11/17/2013) [-]
my neighbor's half-sister makes $88 every hour on the laptop. She has been out of work for 9 months but last month her income was $16112 just working on the laptop for a few hours. you can try this out >>>>.> You need to login to view this link
#138 - askdsd (11/17/2013) [-]
Why not just go to those other sites if they're so funny?

There's never any "From funnyjunk" on other websites
User avatar #167 to #138 - takesomemorewater (11/17/2013) [-]
Look who's talking.
User avatar #157 to #138 - iamthepapercut (11/17/2013) [-]
Hi phanact.
User avatar #141 to #138 - iatedub (11/17/2013) [-]
I have seen some FJ Posts on /b/... but they were mostly making fun of us.
User avatar #139 to #138 - ionicpharaoh (11/17/2013) [-]
I think that's because the **** on FunnyJunk is too ****** up to leave and make its way to other sites.
User avatar #142 to #139 - thatoneiranianguy (11/17/2013) [-]
I think we need to all just admit to the fact that - as a website, we're not that important or well known as others.

Sorry.
#135 - runelh (11/17/2013) [-]
Mfw this post.
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#133 - mymissiondaytwo (11/17/2013) [-]


Because **** you, I don't want you to read this !
User avatar #140 to #133 - ionicpharaoh (11/17/2013) [-]
Because **** you I don't want you to read this!
I read it, madafaka
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Let's say someone will write a 200 pages essay this way. Say they are maybe writing something interesting or whatever ? Of course, you could always just inspect the html source of the page, search under "spoiler" and check what that person is writting. But this is annoying enough to like.
User avatar #149 to #148 - ionicpharaoh (11/17/2013) [-]

I read it again, madafaka
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#131 - jeanbk (11/17/2013) [-]
Well that was interesting
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