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Internet Gold - P3. Small compilations of funny Stuff from Internet. I hope you like it.. the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like "aw i' m dying"

Small compilations of funny Stuff from Internet. I hope you like it.

the first person to ever fall asleep
was probably like "aw **** i' m
dying" but then woke up hours later
and was like "aw yeah that' s the ****
i do like"
13, 410 notes Us in
Fl C) Anonymous on ) 12/ 03/ 12( Mon) 18: 12 No. 441297429 [ 33441291194 2341293
years ago
llive near liquor store
******** bums sit outside store all ******* day
always begging for money
Mme inherit 5250. 000 from dead granpappy
we to liquor store to buy celebration beer
everywhere
tbagging
Many giving money to bums
bbuy 2 cases of cheap wine instead
ggive bottles ofline to every hobo in the parking lot
tthe transients are ecstatic and worship me
help me whenever they see me in the neighborhood
VI become lord ofthe bums
always asking me for more booze
aalways ******* asking meter booze
booze to one of the bums i gave a bottle of wine to in the parking lot
hits me over the head with a metal bar
tthis brutal bum' s name was Terry
my wallet and my ******* shoes
aanother burn finds me unconscious and helps me
tell him and 5 other bums what Terry did
anobody ever saw Terry again
that i am the don of the hobo mafia
to new city
M will never give anything to a homeless person ever again
El Anonymous (ID: ) 11/ 26/ 12( Mon) 23: 37: 14 No. 439744085
File: -( 27 KB, 303x299, 586213. jpg)
many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb:
to screw it in,
aone to emanate men tor creating the need tor illumination,
aone to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,
aone to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "",
aone to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,
who to blame men for not changing the bulb,
aone to blame men for trying to change the bulb Instead of letting a woman do t
aone to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,
aone to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,
aone to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,
aone to alert the media that women are now "bluelightning" men,
aone to just sit there taking pictures for her biog for that men are
unnecessary.
D Anonymous 05/ ( Fri) 15: 28 No. 12646957
one time I perpetrated a reality glitch on my gt.
in college
to bus stop that takes her to the building her classroom is in. (It' s a big college.)
gets on bus.
ml start sprinting towards a bike I had placed hours earlier at a bike rack
apex behind me as I ride away, bus doesn' t leave until about 30 seconds after I take oft,
it to the building (1 mile trom where I started)
lock bike up and go just inside the doorway of the building.
bus approaching.
outside
happen to run into gt
hey, what' s up?
is visibly shaken, and asks how I got here.
explain that I had to use the building' s computer lab after class and was just leaving.
says she was just talking to me 3 minutes ago,
just roll my eyes, chuckle and walk away
Laater learn she had a panic attack and threw up in the bathroom.
haven' t told her what really happened to this day
Cl Anonymous 07/ 15/ 12( Sun) 16: 12 No. B B
are " KB, 1585x1527. )
getting voice acting lessons from my dad since I was a kid (he' s been working with Disney
for the most if his life)
Xian make a really nice ferns: voice
MMO with voice chat
to be a girl
Spuddenly move the mic may and pretend to be a man in the background
t 'LTP >" ARE YOU PLAYING THOSE ******* MMO AGAIN SIS"
mo PLEASE NOT NOW" in my female voice
tat slapping my knee " I scream and mom in my female who
Wthout " **** YOU BITCH” in male voice and slam mow shut
MK back to voice chat
with a sobbing female voice
about that, Did anyone have gear! could borrow or something? I cant play so atten,."
Maet showered in gear
as ****
kniw
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#15 - evanraz (11/16/2013) [-]
OP
#3 - disruptard (11/16/2013) [-]
Part 4 Part 4 Part 4!   
 Also thanks for making these man, stories are my favorite
Part 4 Part 4 Part 4!
Also thanks for making these man, stories are my favorite
#53 to #3 - MasterManiac (11/17/2013) [-]
Now that film was ****** up. "The Divide" for those who don't know (and it's on Netflix). Amazing OST tho.
#125 to #53 - disruptard (11/17/2013) [-]
I like 			******		 up films, will check it out. Thanks for sharing!
I like ****** up films, will check it out. Thanks for sharing!
User avatar #136 to #53 - yetiyitties (11/17/2013) [-]
Looks like it got very ****** reviews.
User avatar #85 to #12 - tornadomad (11/17/2013) [-]
>dushbag
i can't
#13 - Cambro (11/16/2013) [-]
Pic related to the hobo don.

Joke is on him, though. That sword was probably used to kill another homeless man and then given to him to hide the evidence. Congratulations, you've just been awarded hobobane, blade of the King without a Home.
#88 to #13 - anon (11/17/2013) [-]
I sincerely doubt that a hobo with no access to food or a place to sleep just carries around a sword all the time
#129 to #13 - hotschurl (11/17/2013) [-]
>Hobobane
>Hobobane
#38 to #17 - regularmexican (11/17/2013) [-]
Man that was so good. I had to take breaks just to finish it
User avatar #57 to #38 - devourhim (11/17/2013) [-]
thanks, my friend sent me this on skype.
#22 - jakekel (11/16/2013) [-]
Has no one seriously asked why there's a kid wedged in a sofa at the end of this compilation?

adding to the gold
#90 - bloodflowers (11/17/2013) [-]
That's a lot of green text.
This is my favorite
#91 to #90 - bloodflowers (11/17/2013) [-]
and this
User avatar #92 to #91 - davidiskickin (11/17/2013) [-]
This is my ******* favorite.
#42 - tsubakicomplex (11/17/2013) [-]
one of my favorites
#137 to #26 - thesoulseeker (11/17/2013) [-]
Simply engage your Metalcopter.
Simply engage your Metalcopter.
User avatar #181 to #26 - elmarcocfc (11/17/2013) [-]
>suddenly her dad walks in
> ****
#82 to #26 - mindheistninetysev (11/17/2013) [-]
"Dad gives me the look of a suicide bomber the moment before he explodes."
#78 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (11/17/2013) [-]
OP, you should use this greentext for your next comp.
#80 to #78 - azraelthemage (11/17/2013) [-]
HFW
HFW
User avatar #95 to #80 - princeofbrokensoul (11/17/2013) [-]
what is with that noise atatatatata
#14 - crazyolitis (11/16/2013) [-]
205 thumbs in 3 hours?!   
   
To the frontpage!
205 thumbs in 3 hours?!

To the frontpage!
#4 - lotlizard (11/16/2013) [-]
I enjoy these. Keep em coming
User avatar #5 to #4 - navadae (11/16/2013) [-]
that is the best picture i have ever seen
#24 to #5 - dylancn (11/16/2013) [-]
Before I begin, let me just start by saying "I'm bored".
I think it's reasonable to assume you're an adult or at least late teenager. It's possible you're younger, but let's go with young adult (early twenties). Lets also pretend you're somewhat of a computer person, after all, you're on FunnyJunk. Unless you just got a computer and are learning as I speak, you have most likely seen millions of photos on the internet. Unless you have a photographic memory, I doubt you actually remember all the images you've seen over the course of your life. If you cannot remember everything you've seen and create a comparison to determine the best image you've ever seen, then you cannot claim as such. If this is the best thing you've ever seen that you can think of, then you should say "This is the best thing I can remember seeing".
#25 to #24 - navadae (11/16/2013) [-]
failed to give a damn
#33 to #25 - dylancn (11/16/2013) [-]
I spent what felt like an hour searching through my unorganized folder of random images I have on the internet in an attempt to find a good image to come back with. I couldn't find it so I decided to look for something funny, and came across what I felt MIGHT get the idea across of making peace.
#30 - docvolto (11/16/2013) [-]
>realize that I am the don of the hobo mafia
>realize that I am the don of the hobo mafia
#9 - dissectedtesticle (11/16/2013) [-]
i got a boner at that female voice one. i do hope i'm not the only one.
i got a boner at that female voice one. i do hope i'm not the only one.
User avatar #48 to #9 - dyalibya (11/17/2013) [-]
Nope , you are not alone , you are never alone
#51 to #9 - sirofminorclass ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #84 to #9 - mlpokeyuan (11/17/2013) [-]
I was aroused, but not to a boner point.
#89 to #9 - ronnorc (11/17/2013) [-]
Yes. And your username makes me seven types of uncomfortable...
User avatar #46 to #9 - realreality (11/17/2013) [-]
I wouldn't say I got a boner but the thought of a vulnerable female excites me…….I'm gonna grow up to be a serial killer/rapist, aren't I ?
User avatar #50 to #46 - dyalibya (11/17/2013) [-]
You can do anything you set your mind to it
#56 to #50 - realreality (11/17/2013) [-]
Please get the reference.
User avatar #58 to #56 - dyalibya (11/17/2013) [-]
I dont know , Is it a reference to "American psycho" ?
#59 to #58 - realreality (11/17/2013) [-]
You got it.
You got it.
#66 to #59 - dyalibya (11/17/2013) [-]
Damn It
User avatar #67 to #66 - realreality (11/17/2013) [-]
Don't worry whether it be man, woman or homosex. If you don't get a boner from Alison Brie then there's something wrong with you .
User avatar #68 to #67 - dyalibya (11/17/2013) [-]
Yes I love her , but I fapped 5 times today so , yeah .....
User avatar #69 to #68 - realreality (11/17/2013) [-]
What do you mean "So yeah…" you better get a boner this instant mister otherwise you'll dishonor yourself and your family. Do or do not there is not try.
User avatar #70 to #69 - dyalibya (11/17/2013) [-]
I like this refrence better
User avatar #72 to #70 - realreality (11/17/2013) [-]
Well I'm glad I could be of assistance.
#18 to #9 - crazyolitis (11/16/2013) [-]
There are 7 billion people on the planet. But for once I think you're the only one.
There are 7 billion people on the planet. But for once I think you're the only one.
User avatar #93 to #19 - gearshift (11/17/2013) [-]
Meh, I'd say there were others since violence turns some people on.

Would you consider yourself a sadist?
#8 - rasconza (11/16/2013) [-]
I've enjoyed all of these so far
Please make more, they are really funny.
#162 - timetostopposting (11/17/2013) [-]
Best greentext I've ever read.
#178 to #162 - gongthehawkeye (11/17/2013) [-]
Ya dun goofed now, nigs.
Ya dun goofed now, nigs.
#106 - RomanR (11/17/2013) [-]
Pure gold
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