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deriving with friend
grab his leg instead of gearstick
wwe both laugh and I unzip his pants
spark the car while fondling his balls
ffriend is laughing because he knows it' s just a joke
sucking his dick on this empty parking lot
allmost choke on his dick because i' m laughing so hard
ffriend is also laughing his ass off
yhe starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB CHOO "
yhe cums and I swallow it all like some stupid faggot
my friend and call him a faggot while laughing
Gotta his playing pranks on my friends.
what are we?! browsers!
when do we want it?!
OM MY GOO. INST WITNESSED THE SINGLE GREATEST MOMENT IN HUMAN HISTORY.
on a bus, heading home from the city t am greeted by an incredibly nice bus driver
with a smile on his face. About 4 stops later (in the valley, of course) a man hops on with his sanity
I assume) girlfriend. (May have been sister. May have been both.) Naturally, he does not have the
money for a bus, so of course The Began (Henceforth referred to as ) blames the bus driver.
Using all manner of racial slurs, loud profanities and general offensive douchbagery,
proceeds to be a asshole and make the entire bus shuffle uncomfortably in ther seats.
All except one man.
Ah, this man. luish I could this man, this average looking hero that stepped up to defend the poor
Look mate, he' s lust doing his Job. How' s about you calm down and leave the driver alone. its no t his
fault you ain' t pay." The logic of the situaton made a slight whistling noise as it passed over Shit-
skull' s head. We could see the Tonia Truck gears dunk and grind in this mans underdeveloped
cranium. Calm... down? it must be a challenge'.
Are you try' start me c"? You wanna go me you f"" king c“" You wanna f"" ing go me?" Ah,
truly the words of it poet. But not even Oscar Wilde himself could have predict the
Yeah, actually. Lets do this. Off the bus."
You could hear a penny drop as the brain made ' s shitty little skull ticked over. Finally,
the Judging eyes of the bus coupled mm the , sluing voice of his telling
him to ‘take ' and (quoting directly) "dont take none that shit babe" convince them both to step off
the bus ready to fight.
Calmer than a monk on morphine, our hero turns to the bus driver, simply says "shut the door mate",
AND WALKS BACK TO HIS MOTHERFUCKING SEAT. The bus driver shut the door. drove away, and the
entire bus ERUPTED. we were dripping, we were cheering, I gave the finger out the window
and rm pretty sure people hugged.
Thur: Thank you stranger, for making humans okay in my book.
Cornwall _ Cys
Passt, spidey, what' d you getter number seven?"
Dude, shut up! I don' t wanna get in trouble!"
l got Waterloo."
This is a math test!"
are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with
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Cant argue with that.
Weird shit you do. : ): 41 No. 366584692
Acum on glad wrap. wait till it' s dried, crush it up and put it in homes.
Have at least 10 Myles on me when I go out, randomly drop them around clubs.
MMFW people pick them up. thinking they are drugs and my cum powder