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India To Mars

India To Mars. Credit to Tony66 from sickipedia.. annoos_._ Mt Iri. nte,, ,,. tti, send a rocket eariler i tiller ' t' ite safety of the 500 Following .-! who'

Credit to Tony66 from sickipedia.

annoos_._ Mt Iri. nte,, ,,. tti, send a rocket
eariler i tiller ' t' ite safety of the 500
Following .-!
who' Weill be sattire on the roof of the craft
during takeoff.
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#16 - acidreign (11/27/2013) [-]
Googled "Indian train". First result.
#70 to #16 - RomanR (11/27/2013) [-]
Back in my old country I had to ride a train like that
#71 to #16 - chuckey (11/27/2013) [-]
mfw this is actually not an exaggeration and Indian trains are actually this packed.
#103 to #71 - marvelboytwo (11/27/2013) [-]
I used to live in India, and I've never seen it this packed, you know, Indians are ******* civilized too.
User avatar #114 to #103 - chuckey (11/27/2013) [-]
I'm not saying the're not civilized, I'm Indian myself. Once you get to the more Rural parts of the country you will see them this packed. Especially during rush hour and holidays.
#125 to #114 - marvelboytwo (11/28/2013) [-]
You know what, you're right. I was being ignorant. In the south it is pretty crowded and rowdy on the trains, especially during Aadi or Onam. I don't know about the north though.......

Oh and by the way, it's my first time meeting a fellow Indian on Funnyjunk.
User avatar #126 to #125 - chuckey (11/28/2013) [-]
cool man no hard feelings. And yea I haven't met another Indian on FJ either. Maybe it's because most of just lurk or whatever. Or if you're like me, I just assume everyone is white teenager lol.
User avatar #28 to #16 - AlexPaincakes (11/27/2013) [-]
I didn't understand the content until I saw this picture.

I was like what ******* roof? Then this cleared things up. So I thank you.
User avatar #1 - blackholee (11/26/2013) [-]
inb4 they colonize mars first and overpopulate it so that they can be outsourced to other planets
User avatar #86 to #1 - fukkendragonite (11/27/2013) [-]
"okay sir, let me just put you through to one of my colleagues on Mars. One second.
#77 to #1 - Rascal (11/27/2013) [-]
yes hello this is mars supoort
User avatar #10 to #1 - febreezboi (11/27/2013) [-]
inb4 they overpopulate mars and then come back to earth, invading everywhere. killing everyone. and then naming the solar system "India"
User avatar #11 - fairnheight (11/27/2013) [-]
I can hear it now...
"Calcutta...Mars 1 here. We have a problem. Roger."
"Mars 1, Calcutta Control. Copy. Oooohhh...tank you for calling. We are so sorry you are having a problem. Ok please to turn off spaceship, then reboot..."
#78 to #11 - Rascal (11/27/2013) [-]
"Hello, my name is Kevin, and I'm calling on behalf of the Mars 1 program..."
#62 to #11 - blaberdude (11/27/2013) [-]
i am from calcutta...and u cant imagine how high a possibility of that happening is
User avatar #25 - fourtwentt (11/27/2013) [-]
Im Indian and how did you find this...its supposed to be a state secret
User avatar #87 to #25 - fukkendragonite (11/27/2013) [-]
Are you being serious or just kidding... or wat? Cos my country's government (Britain) is outraged by it because India has much bigger problems
User avatar #117 to #25 - CapnInterwebz (11/27/2013) [-]
>implying there's something the American government doesn't know about
#30 to #25 - zionspecter (11/27/2013) [-]
Theres like a billion of you... don't you think one of them MIGHT leak it?
#83 - whenyoudieyoudie (11/27/2013) [-]
At least give them the credit they deserve. Like cmon them stacking skills.
#93 to #83 - hellspawner (11/27/2013) [-]
"amateur"
#15 - berkut (11/27/2013) [-]
I dont even have something to say besides i laughed so ******* hard at this.
User avatar #31 - ivoryhammer (11/27/2013) [-]
Shouldn't India be more worried about feeding their own people instead of space missions?
User avatar #66 to #31 - jukuku (11/27/2013) [-]
That isn't how economics works. If it isn't sustainable, it will fail. This grows the technology sector of India and in turn the economy making life better for everyone in India. And I don't see why people are so eager to criticize exploration and science when there is a hulking military to be cut.
User avatar #81 to #66 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/27/2013) [-]
Shhhh, nobody talks about cutting the military unless they never want to hold political office ever again.
User avatar #124 to #81 - jukuku (11/28/2013) [-]
I'm aware it's political suicide but that's not because it's a bad idea, it's because the voters are retarded.
User avatar #32 to #31 - masdercheef ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
By that logic, shouldn't we be more worried about feeding and housing our people here in America than space missions?
User avatar #35 to #32 - ivoryhammer (11/27/2013) [-]
Yes, actually.
User avatar #40 to #35 - lebarricuda (11/27/2013) [-]
but space missions.... D:
User avatar #44 to #40 - krasnogvardiech (11/27/2013) [-]
Ought to be a private endeavour for those who can afford it.
User avatar #49 to #44 - lebarricuda (11/27/2013) [-]
Like companies funded by entire countries of people?
User avatar #51 to #49 - krasnogvardiech (11/27/2013) [-]
Just plain old companies, actually. Or celebrities. Those two groups have more money than the rest of the world combined.
User avatar #52 to #51 - lebarricuda (11/27/2013) [-]
eh, for some reason i thought you were complaining about taxes rates. idk how...
#53 to #52 - krasnogvardiech (11/27/2013) [-]
Taxes are how governments get money. Not too far from the topic.
#54 to #53 - flarenight (11/27/2013) [-]
I think we can justify doing space missions rather easily. Advancing into space rather then underwater is natural progression, you know the whole going up good, down bad thing. Divines above, demons below. Therefore natural progression states that humanity should advance into space. And of course the first ones to advance in space gets first pick of all the goodies they find in space. And with America having a population of 300+ million writing up the death of 200-400 thousand as population control(sorry homeless people) seems to be a rather fair trade for the advancement of america and humanity.
User avatar #57 to #54 - krasnogvardiech (11/27/2013) [-]
On one hand (the realistic hand) I don't get what you're saying. How does the phrase 'going up good, going down bad' come into expanding and doing what's necessary to survive? For the sake of understanding, please don't put personal belief into this argument.

On the other hand, (the very point you're stating) hell to the yes. Currently, we're pathetic. We're just a bunch of simians sitting around on a dusty old rock that's hurtling around a star in a spiral arm of the galaxy somewhere.
Whatever you do, friend, DON'T get yourself trapped in the idea that taking the next step is a bad idea. That is the realm of defeatism and gloom and I'm not ******* having it in my home world. "It's bad for the environment" they whine. ******* neo-ludites and morons.
Once we're a spacefaring species, we won't have to put up with that **** . When we've got the resources of countless other worlds we can fix up our home better than new. "It's our only home!!one!", my ass.
We're not going to stop, friend. We're not going to be content with sitting on a small speck of dust, suspended in a shaft of light.

Both sides of the argument. I take to both, myself.
#59 to #57 - flarenight (11/27/2013) [-]
To the realistic hand. The going up good, down bad is a reference to religion(im agnostic. the possibility that a god exists? sure. Do i believe in any of the current religions we have? no.) usually in religion up above we have heaven(for simplicity) and below we have hell. A large portion of our planet is still religious, so we went with going up good, down bad.

(continues from above.) how does it come into expanding and doing whats necessary to survive? With that we have picked what direction to expand towards. Rather then having half of us working on undersea colonies and the other half on space ones we can just go with space. And how does this help with survival? The human population will continue to expand. choosing the direction of our expansion and preparing said places before we absolutely need them well help the transition as some people move to space. (although the gundam anime are amazing we don't need any war with our space colonies)


(and on your other hand) Im pretty sure i read something somewhere that stated we have already started creating a warp drive (the planning stage is a part of the over all creation of it) so hopefully it wont be to long until we can travel to some of the possible planets we have found that can contain human life.
User avatar #64 to #59 - wallbuilder (11/27/2013) [-]
Source on warp drive, please? Not trying to be aggressive, just curious.

Also, underwater colonies aren't a very viable plan. We still have ******** of land to use. And that's some weird logic you're using in 2nd paragraph. It doesn't matter what direction we expand in, so long as it's the viable.
#88 to #64 - flarenight (11/27/2013) [-]
dont have any source on hand. i think i saw it on yahoo(yea i use yahoo...)
#65 to #57 - Rascal (11/27/2013) [-]
look, just cause you dont understand doesn't mean you should, go jerk off.
User avatar #122 to #65 - krasnogvardiech (11/27/2013) [-]
Shut up, anon.
User avatar #67 to #35 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/27/2013) [-]
No way, **** the poor, I want space.
#79 to #67 - sigcurtis (11/27/2013) [-]
Yeah **** them, space is where its at
User avatar #82 to #79 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/27/2013) [-]
Good taste as always.
#106 to #32 - chodestroker (11/27/2013) [-]
Americans are built Ford tough, we don't need the government to feed us. We have McDonalds for that
Americans are built Ford tough, we don't need the government to feed us. We have McDonalds for that
#95 to #32 - Rascal (11/27/2013) [-]
... indias problem is much worse than anything here
User avatar #96 to #95 - masdercheef ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
That's true, but the fact that there's still any problem like that here is saying something.
#46 to #36 - Ihazfunkitty (11/27/2013) [-]
goddammit pudoo
goddammit pudoo
#69 - checkandmate (11/27/2013) [-]
You white people just jealous that we Indians 			****		 so much, we overpopulate.
You white people just jealous that we Indians **** so much, we overpopulate.
User avatar #113 to #69 - Lycanz (11/27/2013) [-]
I'd be jealous if I was even remotely attracted to indians
User avatar #73 to #69 - mechaemperor (11/27/2013) [-]
Rape, you mean.


I kid, I kid
User avatar #61 - solarisofcelestia (11/27/2013) [-]
As long as they don't make Mars curry scented.
#33 - kefexin (11/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#24 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #34 - ravenpt (11/27/2013) [-]
United States sucks. ******* , atheists and weeaboos. **** yes murica.
#45 to #34 - MacheteJoe (11/27/2013) [-]
You're a horrible ******* troll. go back to 9gag little cunt
User avatar #50 to #45 - darksideofthebeast (11/27/2013) [-]
That comment was full of ***** .
#56 to #45 - hamstergeddon (11/27/2013) [-]
Just thumb him up and move on, he want the freaking thumb downs...
User avatar #109 to #56 - blacknbluebrony (11/27/2013) [-]
Or we should just keep him at zero so we don't have to see his comment at the top of the comments
User avatar #17 - smartyben **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
i don't get it...
User avatar #19 to #17 - leglesslegolegolas (11/27/2013) [-]
India is the most overpopulated country in the world.
#2 - Rascal (11/26/2013) [-]
Curious how high will it actually fly and where will it crash.
This gun b gud
#3 to #2 - Rascal (11/27/2013) [-]
It already got launched, it's currently orbiting the Earth to gather speed before it launches to Mars.
User avatar #43 to #2 - ruebezahl ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
You mean like the Mars Climate Orbiter that crashed because NASA mixed up the imperial and metric system?
#41 - Rascal (11/27/2013) [-]
Don’t you have to be American to win Miss AMERICA this bitch is some type of Indian. Next time there will be a French Miss America, a Korean Miss America, an African Miss America. We already have an African president, next election we will be elected an dark balck skinned Indian president as President of America. Oh lawd, Americans are sooooooooooo nice. They even let other people ruled over them. This minorities should know the ground where they stand on. Don't fall into their race cards game. WAKE UP AMERICA! **** OFF BACK TO INDIA YOU FILTHY BRITISH SLAVE!
#104 to #41 - marvelboytwo (11/27/2013) [-]
"The immigrants are like the slave class in this country! Everyone complains about them being here, but without them, this country would collapse."
#105 to #104 - marvelboytwo (11/27/2013) [-]
-Niko Bellic
User avatar #63 to #41 - rainfire (11/27/2013) [-]
This is exactly why everyone hates America. No one knows if you're from America, but these types of posts make everyone go, "America's just a bunch of fat assturds running around eating bacon soda"
User avatar #68 to #63 - holybronybatman (11/27/2013) [-]
Not really, people stereotyping Americans is why people say we are fat, and I know you're all gonna say ''Well... You Americans stereotyped us first!'' The only people I hear who stereotype Americans, have never been stereotyped before.
User avatar #90 to #68 - CrowbarNinja (11/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, i try my best to not stereotype BECAUSE im American, and have to put up with so much **** for it.
User avatar #101 to #90 - holybronybatman (11/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, its hard to be American. (JOKING INTENSIFIES)
#118 to #101 - CrowbarNinja (11/27/2013) [-]
Yeah man, hard work.
Yeah man, hard work.
User avatar #119 to #118 - holybronybatman (11/27/2013) [-]
I hope you are also joking, because look at the last sentence of what I said.
User avatar #120 to #119 - CrowbarNinja (11/27/2013) [-]
Dude, getting paid to poop is very serious business. But no, i really am joking.
User avatar #121 to #120 - holybronybatman (11/27/2013) [-]
Okay, good. No, but seriously, being paid to poop is really hard. I once tried, broken leg, and my anus was purple.
#123 to #121 - CrowbarNinja (11/28/2013) [-]
Not to mention the strain on your system, MFW
Not to mention the strain on your system, MFW
#108 to #63 - donaldtask (11/27/2013) [-]
Like there's something wrong with Bacon Soda....
User avatar #42 to #41 - TheHutchie (11/27/2013) [-]
Please go away.
#21 - oceanmist (11/27/2013) [-]
At first I thought the joke was that the spaceship was going to be powered by their explosive diarrhea since they all are forced to eat Indian food all day.
#48 to #21 - gitanisme ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
Says the american
Says the american
#26 to #21 - Rascal (11/27/2013) [-]
Or like they call it "food"
#4 - zekant (11/27/2013) [-]
I laugh at western ignorance
#27 to #4 - xaumberpauffe (11/27/2013) [-]
Report for hax
User avatar #55 to #4 - rokulda (11/27/2013) [-]
I laugh at your skin color
User avatar #80 to #4 - sigcurtis (11/27/2013) [-]
I laugh at eastern stupidity.
#60 to #4 - macbookfan (11/27/2013) [-]
I laugh at silly anons.
I cringe when i see people logged in to do this **** .
#18 to #4 - alphagex ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #29 to #4 - noseses (11/27/2013) [-]
funny, i do the same for eastern ignorance
User avatar #20 to #12 - riverofchex (11/27/2013) [-]
I lol'd even harder at this than the content.

Just thought you'd like to know.
#22 to #20 - ulcis (11/27/2013) [-]
I don't know what to say, I don't want to disappoint you. So instead, here is a randomly selected .gif from my reaction folder. <3
I don't know what to say, I don't want to disappoint you. So instead, here is a randomly selected .gif from my reaction folder. <3
User avatar #23 to #22 - riverofchex (11/27/2013) [-]
lol aight
User avatar #5 to #4 - uzbekistan (11/27/2013) [-]
It's a ******* joke.
User avatar #94 to #5 - technosauce **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
he's a troll. check his account.
#6 to #5 - zekant (11/27/2013) [-]
Well my comment was a joke too
#9 to #8 - zekant (11/27/2013) [-]
Indeed
User avatar #7 to #6 - uzbekistan (11/27/2013) [-]
Well in that case I bow my head in shame and retreat back to my hut and eat palov.
#74 to #7 - lemleet (11/27/2013) [-]
yummy... i think i'm gonna make some again tomorrow. awesome meal
#13 to #7 - ksiolajidebtisboss (11/27/2013) [-]
I love Palov, sooo good.
#37 to #6 - Rascal (11/27/2013) [-]
Your sense of humor is a joke
User avatar #38 to #37 - cocoman ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
**** forgot to log in
User avatar #97 to #5 - funnyfuuuuuu (11/27/2013) [-]
Perhaps that's why he was laughing...
#75 to #5 - Rascal (11/27/2013) [-]
See how ignorant you are I'm pretty damn sure he was being sarcastic
See how ignorant you are I'm pretty damn sure he was being sarcastic
#76 to #75 - Rascal (11/27/2013) [-]
india-west 2:1
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