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#21 - qqqqqqqqq ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
you guys don't get it, California doesn't have weather, it has FIRE

#66 to #21 - renegadehawk (01/17/2014) [-]
Here in Southern California, Los Angeles was on fire this morning. I could see the huge cloud of smoke from the OC.
User avatar #28 to #21 - creatablejam (01/17/2014) [-]
Literally half of Australia is on fire now...
User avatar #46 to #45 - creatablejam (01/17/2014) [-]
But seriously, 2 days ago me and a few other people were driving to a carnival and we got caught in a traffic jam like, right next to a blazing fire on a mountain called Arthurs Seat. **** was already 40C and with the fires it felt like 60C
#51 to #46 - SubjectThree (01/17/2014) [-]
"Fire on the mountain. Run boys, run!"
User avatar #7 - slimeywaffles (01/16/2014) [-]
I live in Germany at the moment and it hasn't snowed once here.
We have 40's...
User avatar #63 to #7 - physz (01/17/2014) [-]
In Australia, We have no snow.
User avatar #8 to #7 - huszti (01/16/2014) [-]
yeah **** this **** .
no snowball fight this year
User avatar #1 - toddingram (01/16/2014) [-]
Dude it's crazy cold over here like 60 degrees.
#2 to #1 - cvt (01/16/2014) [-]
60 degrees......I would take that over this....
User avatar #3 to #2 - toddingram (01/16/2014) [-]
let me put this into perspective. I own like 3 coats, a sweater, and I lost my long-sleeved shirt. Its almost in the 80's or higher year round. but you guys have it pretty bad too.
#6 to #1 - killerdeath ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
It's 35 out and I only wear a t-shirt... This has been quite warm weather compared to one night when it got down to -20 and my water pipes froze... You have it easy there.
User avatar #14 to #1 - youngneil ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
California? Yeah, It's been like 70 where I live, I had to break out my heavy coat.
#58 to #14 - agena (01/17/2014) [-]
Bitch please, it's 14 degrees here (windchill of -2) and I merely put on a hoodie over my t-shirt today. Hell, it was 36 degrees earlier in the week and I was wearing shorts. I live in Nebraska. We range from -10 degrees to about 115 degrees throughout the year. That's not including windchills or humidity.
User avatar #60 to #58 - yutdollacwwwthree (01/17/2014) [-]
Same here.

When it was super-cold a couple weeks ago, I was in my shorts again this week, it was in the 20's
#64 to #60 - agena (01/17/2014) [-]
Nice. I especially love it when there's about a foot of snow on the ground and it's a particularly warm day and I get to wander around in shorts and snow boots. I look pretty BA, especially when I have to carry my dog because she's too delicate of a beast to walk on the snow.
User avatar #18 - ihearcolors (01/16/2014) [-]
*From everyone in Chicago* we say **** YOU!
#85 to #18 - supercookieduster (01/17/2014) [-]
kinda nice for a few days, now back to this
User avatar #4 - charagrin (01/16/2014) [-]
A few years back California declared a State Of Emergency over a few inches of snow. No joke.
User avatar #10 to #4 - tkich (01/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #13 to #10 - youngneil ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
A few years ago we had some snow in this butthole of a town in the middle of a Californian desert. **** happens.
User avatar #11 to #10 - charagrin (01/16/2014) [-]
California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger declared a state of emergency in six counties in the face of flooding rains and mounting snow from a storm that may be beneficial as well as destructive.

“The circumstances of these storms, by reason of their magnitude, are or are likely to be beyond the control of the services, personnel, equipment and facilities of any single county, or city,” Schwarzenegger said in his proclamation.

December 22, 2010
#25 to #11 - avoidinghomework (01/17/2014) [-]
To be fair that was mostly from rain. Specifically, El Nino, a big weather system that comes through every 4 or 5 years. **** used to flood the golf course i lived on. pic related
#17 to #4 - KingTroll (01/16/2014) [-]
I live in California, and that probably was over reacted, but in California, it rarley snows. I'm 21 years old and it's never snowed anywhere near my house, ever. We are not prepared at all compared to other countries or states that have snow on a yearly basis. We don't have snow plows, snow shovels, snow blowers, or the stuff you put into streets to prevent cars from sliding. Could you imagine how it would be? A state not prepared for snow weather. People thinking they'll be able to drive and then sliding around the streets? A few inches of snow might not be a big deal where you live, but for us it is.
User avatar #23 to #17 - charagrin (01/17/2014) [-]
Yes, that was the point. Doesn't make it anyless true. Not poking fun at Cali itself, of course it would not prepare for something it is not likely to ever need, besides the one time it did need it of course.
#52 to #23 - KingTroll (01/17/2014) [-]
I wasn't taking offense to it if that's what you thought, but the way I read your original post was that we over reacted and declared a State of Emergency for a small matter. I was just thinking that just because it's not an emergency for you, doesn't mean it wouldn't be for someone else. Glad we're on the same page though lol
#19 to #17 - KingTroll (01/16/2014) [-]
Also, in areas where it snows, most people get 4 wheel drive cars. We don't need them. It's usually either front wheel or rear wheel drive. So not only we don't have that salt for the streets, or tire chains, most of us don't even have 4x4.
#27 to #19 - agena (01/17/2014) [-]
I drive a little front wheel drive car and it does just fine in the snow. It's not about the vehicle, it's about the skill of the driver. Having common sense to drive slower, slow up sooner, and to not lock your brakes upon stopping is all you need. Also, isn't Cali infamous for their Hummers or is that just a stereotype?
#49 to #27 - KingTroll (01/17/2014) [-]
Really? I always thought having 4x4 made a big traction difference, but I've never driven in the snow. But people in Los Angeles (my city in California) drive like ******* assholes. Speeding and cutting each other off, and rain doesn't prevent them at all, and I'm sure snow won't either. Being patient is not an option for us. I admit I drive like an asshole too, but even in the rain, and not having swapped out the old tires yet, My car could brake on a dime. But a lot of the other cars can't, but they stil decide to drive like a douche and crash into **** when it rains, and probably when it snows too.

I love hummers, and so do many other California people, but due to their gas mileage, not too many people drive them anymore. Plus since they don't make them anymore, I see them less and less as time goes. But I wouldn't say were infamous for Hummers, I definitley wouldn't consider it a stereotype. I guess the closest thing we have to a hummer now is a G550 lol
#57 to #49 - agena (01/17/2014) [-]
Four wheel drive will always have better traction and most 4x4s sit up higher than cars which makes it easier to het through the snow without getting stuck. If we're talking about mostly icey conditions, a front wheel drive car that is low to the ground is the way to go.

And if someone drives like a douche when weather conditions are less than desirable then that's their problem. The majority of accidents are caused by douches in big 4x4 trucks that think they're invincible in the snow. There have been plenty of times when I've seen trucks or jeeps in the ditch and I just laugh as I drive safely past them in my dinky car.
User avatar #24 to #19 - charagrin (01/17/2014) [-]
That was the point of my post, Cali is not prepared for what other states consider "ok" weather, let alone a full on storm. Likewise, Maine is not prepared for 8 months of 90 degree heat.
User avatar #47 to #4 - Twithyiguess (01/17/2014) [-]
Northern California is much different than south, it snows up here quite regularly near the winter, we have tall mountains. A few years ago it snowed pretty hard, a lot of the large trees fell down and smashed quite a few houses. It was ******* creepy, the trees weren't used to taking that amount of snow so they'd all started to snap. It was nearly two feet where I'm at, which for California is a lot, especially if they trees aren't used to supporting that weight. It's not that they'd freaked out over a little snow, it was that they were freaking out over the limbs that weren't able to support the weight breaking, and falling and killing somebody.
#5 to #4 - hakuna (01/16/2014) [-]
Pretty sure that's a joke
#12 to #5 - ohemgeezus (01/16/2014) [-]
nah dude didn't you hear, he said NO joke
nah dude didn't you hear, he said NO joke
User avatar #16 to #5 - theoneelite (01/16/2014) [-]
No no no, he said no joke. That means there is no humerus intent with that statement. Therefore 100% positive of not being a joke.
#15 - grandmabetty (01/16/2014) [-]

User avatar #22 to #15 - xenoquack (01/17/2014) [-]
Where abouts do you live?
#36 - Silverboss (01/17/2014) [-]
I'm from San Diego, California, and I can confirm this. It's currently 81 degrees F, and this is the first birthday I've experienced that was hot (it's my birthday today)
User avatar #79 to #36 - ivoryhammer (01/17/2014) [-]
It was 80 in Santa Cruz, which is high even for summer.
#86 to #36 - neurofuzzy (01/17/2014) [-]
Hello fellow San Diegan! Happy birthday :3
User avatar #39 to #36 - inudewaruika (01/17/2014) [-]
Happy Birthday!

It's a great day to be living in California while the East Coast freezes
User avatar #50 - reginleif (01/17/2014) [-]
I would say **** you it hit 30 degrees, but I'm pretty sure the other 48 states (and Canada) would laugh me off FunnyJunk.
User avatar #59 - impaledsandwich (01/17/2014) [-]
It's a balmy 40 here in New Hampshire.

I miss the vortex...
User avatar #69 to #59 - blakekendrick (01/17/2014) [-]
I'm from NH!!!
User avatar #70 to #69 - impaledsandwich (01/17/2014) [-]
Hi from NH!!!, I'm ImpaledSandwich.
User avatar #74 to #70 - blakekendrick (01/17/2014) [-]
>meet new hampshirite on fj
>is my dad
User avatar #75 to #74 - impaledsandwich (01/17/2014) [-]
Everyone is your dad, Tyrone. Erryone.
User avatar #76 to #75 - blakekendrick (01/17/2014) [-]
I... what
User avatar #77 to #76 - impaledsandwich (01/17/2014) [-]
I... I don't know anymore. I think... I think I just need a drink, and maybe some pie.
User avatar #78 to #77 - blakekendrick (01/17/2014) [-]
I recommend strawberry-rhubarb, it keeps you guessing
#83 - butterduck (01/17/2014) [-]
Picture is related.
CA always takes cover like this.
When one speck of snow hits the ground.
User avatar #82 - scoobi (01/17/2014) [-]
Never lived in California but some nasty weather **** goes down. Also some people there are stupid. Some guy got lost in the woods while hunting so he lit a fire for rescuers but it got out of control and burned 233 homes and took 15 lives.
User avatar #81 - Churd (01/17/2014) [-]
12F and snowing, in Iowa Can we get all 50 states to report?
User avatar #87 to #81 - yodaddysofat (01/17/2014) [-]
38 and not snowing in my particular part of idah
User avatar #72 - blakekendrick (01/17/2014) [-]
Okay, CA has the most nuts weather out there. It floods in the spring and **** falls off mountains and there are mudslides and stuff, then in the summer there's goddamn fire everywhere, and the ocean is always cold, and damn CA you scary
User avatar #62 - piecejr (01/17/2014) [-]
Speaking of CA, did anyone else feel the earthquake (near corona,CA) last night, it happened at like 11:40 PM
oh also
california not being cold and stuff,can confirm
User avatar #67 to #62 - mustaches (01/17/2014) [-]
There was an earthquake?
User avatar #71 to #68 - mustaches (01/17/2014) [-]
Jesus I didn't even feel that.
User avatar #73 to #71 - piecejr (01/17/2014) [-]
All i know is it scared the absolute crap out of me
User avatar #80 to #73 - mustaches (01/17/2014) [-]
I must have being really into my homework to have not notice.
User avatar #56 - shodaihokage (01/17/2014) [-]
This is actual ******** its been in the 90's the last few days. It's ******* january and it has only rained a solid 2 days so far this winter...
User avatar #61 to #56 - daughteroflorgar (01/17/2014) [-]
Get ready for zero water this summer neighbor. :{
#55 - anon (01/17/2014) [-]
Forest fires? Earthquakes? OK the second one is only kind of 'weather' but sill. Also Douchbags everywhere.
#54 - damoclese (01/17/2014) [-]
**** you, have you ever been to camp Pendelton CA? Coldest placeon the damn planet.
#65 to #54 - stratotastic (01/17/2014) [-]
Lol ok the coldest it gets there is like 0.
#93 to #65 - damoclese (01/17/2014) [-]
Plus the winds from the damn ice Gods always pounding you.
#53 - anon (01/17/2014) [-]
#48 - itemseller ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
**itemseller rolls 38**1 Never forget
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