Imgur motivation. . I' m a 25 year old OP And I' m looking to lose some weight So for every upvote this gets I will suck one dick Over the course of the next ye
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User avatar #254 to #5 - XxMacxX (07/25/2014) [-]
How long have you been holding on to this for this moment?
#47 to #5 - anon (07/23/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** What OP really can't stop sucking
User avatar #82 to #5 - retardedboss ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
This is most relevant this image has ever been.
User avatar #51 - I Am Monkey (07/23/2014) [-]
OP Discovers Revolutionary Weight-Loss Method

Trainers Hate Him

>>CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT HOW<<
#194 to #51 - ColorfulPenguin (07/24/2014) [-]
I keep clicking but there's no link. sauce pls
I keep clicking but there's no link. sauce pls
User avatar #197 to #196 - ColorfulPenguin (07/24/2014) [-]
Thanks, mate. Woulda been near impossible to find something like that myself.
User avatar #199 to #197 - Dincorta (07/24/2014) [-]
Good luck losing the weight! Stay strong!
User avatar #198 to #51 - shadowrated (07/24/2014) [-]
OP Discovers Revolutionary Weight-Loss Method

Trainers Hate Him


>>CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT HOW<<
User avatar #213 to #51 - produktr (07/24/2014) [-]
Link doesn't work
#79 to #51 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
I feel ashamed that I tried to click on it
User avatar #9 to #8 - helion (07/23/2014) [-]
former moderator here
i think youre gonna get banned
unless big brother admin changed his mind about drawn dicks which it seems like he did
#166 to #9 - greenwithenvy (07/24/2014) [-]
Hey man, thanks for voicing out your concern. Yes the rules did get changed a bit, but you wanted to be pro-citizen and help him not be banned.
Hey man, thanks for voicing out your concern. Yes the rules did get changed a bit, but you wanted to be pro-citizen and help him not be banned.
User avatar #10 to #9 - camslayer (07/23/2014) [-]
I think poorly drawn penises are OK now
User avatar #154 to #10 - hopporto ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
yessss
User avatar #11 to #10 - helion (07/23/2014) [-]
see this is why i stopped doing **** as a moderator
big brother admin always changing his mind about everything
┬┤christs sake...
User avatar #70 to #11 - kabuthefox (07/24/2014) [-]
yea poorly drawn gentalia is acceptable now, same time as wen dickbutt was acceptable again
#38 to #8 - terf (07/23/2014) [-]
Pretty good but it needs to a few extra dicks to be me.
#78 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
OP's fw
OP's fw
#65 - XxMacxX (07/24/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#18 - roneffinswanson ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#108 to #18 - jellyman (07/24/2014) [-]
Well he's sucking dick so technically he kinda did and still is.
User avatar #152 to #108 - roneffinswanson ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
scoring only counts with a chick
#228 to #89 - rebjar (07/24/2014) [-]
You waited for this, Didn't you?..
You waited for this, Didn't you?..
User avatar #253 to #228 - thebaseballexpert (07/24/2014) [-]
it was on the front page like a week ago. i saved it knowing it would be relevant eventually. but i didn't personally wait for the day where i could post it and go, "my time has come"
#21 - Indoknight ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
how does one lose weight by sucking dick?
User avatar #212 to #21 - owemiegawd (07/24/2014) [-]
but dont swallow or you gain weight
User avatar #83 to #21 - leonhardt (07/24/2014) [-]
How do you think porn stars stay so hot?
#195 to #21 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
The trick is in the very old fat loss explanation - energy in energy out. While you're sucking dicks and swallowing all that cum, you're getting lots and lots of protein which is the main muscle building block. Now in addition to not gaining any other nutritients, you're initially using the energy from your fat cells and since sucking dick does not require your glycogen stores to be used since it is not an all out strength move and rather forces you to stay in the "fat burning zone" which is about ~110 to ~150 BPM.

As you can see, sucking dick all day long WILL make you lose fat. Don't forget to stay hydrated!
User avatar #46 to #21 - zredshift (07/23/2014) [-]
The trick is not to swallow!
#244 to #21 - mattempire (07/24/2014) [-]
if your mouth is stuffed with dicks, you can't stuff it with food?
User avatar #42 to #21 - newfeliperuiz (07/23/2014) [-]
cock is very low calorie
this is the secret weight watchers doesn't want you to know
#80 to #21 - baditch ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
idk it didn't work for yer mum
User avatar #22 to #21 - tiles ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
You clearly haven't been to the annual dick sucking marathons.
I once lost like 35 pounds in one day, just by sucking dick.
User avatar #28 to #22 - sackit (07/23/2014) [-]
The dicks are tied up in a pole or somewhere high.
User avatar #29 to #28 - tiles ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Right, and you have to reach and successfully perform fellatio on these dicks in a set amount of time.
User avatar #34 to #29 - sackit (07/23/2014) [-]
Ofcourse, the exorsice he will lose most weight on is to chase the victim trought the woods, and cut of the dick while its still big and hard then afterwords hide the body. after that it should not be a problem.
User avatar #31 to #29 - slenderwolf (07/23/2014) [-]
Sounds like The Dick Sucking Olympics
#173 to #31 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
sounds like the dick hunger games
User avatar #32 to #31 - tiles ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
It's similar
User avatar #75 to #22 - jkinglol (07/24/2014) [-]
Doctors hate him! Learn one secret way one stay at home mom lost 35 pounds in one day by doing this ONE thing.
#257 to #22 - shamadruu (08/04/2014) [-]
Who holds the current record in the duck sucking marathons?
User avatar #258 to #257 - tiles ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Willem Dafoe
User avatar #39 to #22 - thedungeonmaster ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Do you swallow?
User avatar #40 to #39 - tiles ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Never. Because that would be gay.
#127 to #40 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
>Leaving those precious proteins.
What are you, a faggot?
User avatar #41 to #40 - thedungeonmaster ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
It's only gay if you make eye contact dude.
#225 to #22 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
imagine the weightloss on the other end of the pipe
User avatar #150 to #22 - neutrality (07/24/2014) [-]
Most impressive part was that was counting the added 8 pounds of semen.
User avatar #101 to #22 - lastweek (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if I want to thumb you up now that you're at 69.
#23 to #22 - cracknigger (07/23/2014) [-]
that sounds great, seems legit, newfag can't handle this 			****		...
that sounds great, seems legit, newfag can't handle this **** ...
#69 - iRoflcopterU (07/24/2014) [-]
I expect results.
I expect results.
#16 - Sworley ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
what a badass
User avatar #77 - xdiabolicx (07/24/2014) [-]
>I need to lose weight
>Ima suck some dick

Couldn't you like.. run or something?
#144 - samoaspider (07/24/2014) [-]
I failed to stop this when it was in the newest uploads...
I failed to stop this when it was in the newest uploads...
#44 - iamsammich ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
terf's fw
#110 to #44 - unholytiming (07/24/2014) [-]
Sauce?
#112 to #111 - unholytiming (07/24/2014) [-]
Not as good as I thought it'd be. A bit disappointed. Thanks tho.
User avatar #113 to #112 - iamsammich ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
yeah, oglaf's more about funny stuff with some boobies and dicks thrown in
#203 - rolex (07/24/2014) [-]
Thumb whore
Thumb whore
#48 - dorfdorfdorf (07/23/2014) [-]
with the amount of thumbs this has now...
User avatar #104 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
600+ dicks huh?

Trying to give Phanact a run for his money?
#81 - wwhhaaq (07/24/2014) [-]
"hurr its ironic thumbwhoring so it funny xDD"
#246 to #81 - terf (07/24/2014) [-]
xDD
User avatar #149 to #81 - tomahawkkit (07/24/2014) [-]
well it was an unexpected kind of irony, so i though tit was funny
#93 to #81 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
agreed
User avatar #167 - greenwithenvy (07/24/2014) [-]
>OP has to suck a lot of dick
>Halfway through OP becomes expert and begins charging people
>OP now has a lot of extra money, and a bad dick-taste in their mouth
>OP buys cookies/soda to wash the taste out with
>OP gains 40 pounds.
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