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I'm really sad to learn I'm this petty deep down. .. >hating thicc He had it coming

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Views: 27726 Submitted: 10/12/2017

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#5 - anon id: 70bc1b15

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(10/12/2017) [-]

>hating thicc
He had it coming

#85 to #5 - anon id: 698be44f

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(10/13/2017) [-]

Thicc is just another word for someone who's ******* fat.

#33 to #5 - lnfinitereaper

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(10/12/2017) [-]

THICC is godly, **** that scrawny-loving pedo guy

#34 to #33 - anon id: 9721250f

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(10/12/2017) [-]

got 2 b bait m8

#54 to #33 - anon id: 6891ae07

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(10/12/2017) [-]

Am I just, like, remembering wrong or is this 'thicc' example from a fellow FJers before-and-after post? Because I swear to god I remember this exact picture in a post.

If it is, c'mon, dude, that's pretty damn disrespectful to use it in ***********, even if it's a 'before'.

#64 to #54 - anon id: 009eeada

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(10/12/2017) [-]

Don't forget how weird it is that he even has it saved

#81 to #54 - oxymoronking

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(10/12/2017) [-]

No, I think that was another girl if I remember right

#108 to #33 - rheago

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(10/13/2017) [-]

That's fat
Not thic

#21 - whyfalsewhy

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(10/12/2017) [-]

OP's face when.

#32 to #21 - mrpotatofudge

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(10/12/2017) [-]

S T I C C

#94 to #21 - evenbiggerfagget

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(10/13/2017) [-]

#8 - kurtlanglie

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(10/12/2017) [-]

Nothing wrong with enjoying irony when you see it.

#1 - sinery

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(10/12/2017) [-]

Nothing wrong with being glad.

#31 - sedativechunk

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(10/12/2017) [-]

**sedativechunk used "*roll picture*"**
**sedativechunk rolled image**

#52 to #31 - Lintutu

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(10/12/2017) [-]

Wow. I remember that horrendous color

#38 to #31 - Toshiro

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(10/12/2017) [-]

twenty one pilots Stressed Out OFFICIAL VIDEO

#92 to #31 - volcanicdiarrhea

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(10/13/2017) [-]

******* hell that's vintage.
I remember back when it was mostly white and yellow.
The days of old favorites like madness, insanity test, end of ze world, and mario twins.

#93 to #92 - ningyoaijin

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(10/13/2017) [-]

Remember when this was the top rated picture for like a year straight?

#12 - ilovetocuddle

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(10/12/2017) [-]

Spite is half the reason I'm still here no joke lol.

#13 to #12 - goodguygary

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(10/12/2017) [-]

spite towards what exactly? you got me curious

#15 to #13 - ilovetocuddle

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(10/12/2017) [-]

1 example, I almost got raped once. My drink was spiked by a chick, im a dude for context. I don't remember fear, I don't remember remember thinking of my family or the possibility of death. All I had was the spite in my chest and my extreme will to live, which is just natural.

#60 to #15 - gjtz

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(10/12/2017) [-]

I had a building fall on me fire service and all I could think was "I am not going to die in some burning buikding that isnt even my own damn house" and here I am.

#89 to #60 - anon id: f9138246

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(10/13/2017) [-]

Ah, the flames have for me at last... It's time lad. Time to enlist for the skeletal w- hang on... I don't own a cat... ****, this isn't even my house! Excuse me, pardon me, yes thank you, make way, coming through!

#114 to #60 - ilovetocuddle

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(10/13/2017) [-]

Idk if its the adrenaline or what but it's a strange feeling. Wild almost. When your will to live is the only thing keeping you from the edge.

#17 to #15 - goodguygary

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(10/12/2017) [-]

damn, you mind sharing the story about the almost rape? did the chick ever face any sort of punishment?

#115 to #17 - ilovetocuddle

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(10/13/2017) [-]

Girl couldn't except I wasn't interested, we had a common group of friends. Had no Idea she was crazy just wasn't interested yakno.
She had a party I got dragged too, I wasn't drinking because I was the driver bringing my friends home. But i was stoned, so Its not a surprise I didn't she her slip me something in my water. Its not like men are trained to beware that ****, at least not me.
I come to in my underwear on a bed Arms tied to a wood frame, legs spreader from ankle to ankle. Instantly understand the situation, my instincts are screaming my adrenaline start going full retard. She gets close and I smash her full power in the gut, somehow break the frame posts, free my legs grabbed my ****, slapped the **** out of my passed out friends until theY heard my yelling "WE NEED TO GET THE **** OUT OF HERE" I'm the calm guy usually so they know its time to ******* go. now. Tell them in the car what happened. I guess I looked a little crazy, before I explained myself. MFW

#25 to #17 - ihateeverybodytoo

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(10/12/2017) [-]

I am going to guess not.

#37 - vortexrain

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(10/12/2017) [-]

>Be fat in highschool
>Get **** for it
>Say I'll get ripped before ten year reunion
>Five, almost six, years later
>Gained one hundred pounds since graduation.
****.

#51 to #37 - Lintutu

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(10/12/2017) [-]

Well at least your clothing got ripped

#79 to #51 - vortexrain

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(10/12/2017) [-]

It's funny, but it hurts.

#44 to #37 - friedpotato

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(10/12/2017) [-]

Kek

#102 to #37 - tvdj

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(10/13/2017) [-]

Try to listen to this. I know it seems dumb but it has helped me a bit.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=xnFaZom3yBY
I also recommend using the boosters list, it helps speed things up. m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLT5EVjeG...

#87 to #37 - anon id: db0cbd24

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(10/13/2017) [-]

Gain weight for all your life, takes a year or two to lose it and get fit. Keep at a steady place, if you really want it.

#74 to #37 - runco

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(10/12/2017) [-]

MAN BREAKS POTATO ONLY DIET ON LIVE TV EPIC WEIGHTLOSS JOURNEY REVEALED

I said it before and i will say it again, try the starch solution man. It really works. You are just feeling sorry for yourself, i get the feeling you don't think you could actually lose the weight.

You can, you are not the only fat person to do so. Have some motivation if you want www.drmcdougall.com/health/education/...

It is as easy as eating a bunch of potatoes everyday(no oil, butter or diary). I can tell from my own experience it works wonders.

It is obvious that you want to lose the weight. You need to change things in order to do so. This program gives you a clear Yes/No. There is no sugarcoating it, no you can eat whatever you want for 15 minutes a weak or bs like that. This is a eat as much as you want diet tho, witch makes it really easy to follow.

You need to change your eating habits.

If you don't want to die of a hearth attack, the best advice i can give is to switch to a plant based diet, like the one in the starch solution. Witch is the only diet that has been proven to REVERSE hearth disease. That is right, no only stop it, but reverse the damage you have already done.

#42 to #37 - juckinfunk

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(10/12/2017) [-]

No worries man. You still have what, five years? Just think how cool the transformation is going to be when you get ripped! Definitely more cool than what it would have been 100lbs ago!

#43 to #42 - vortexrain

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(10/12/2017) [-]

I don't think I can get to a healthy weight, and the get ripped in just five years.

#45 to #43 - juckinfunk

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(10/12/2017) [-]

**** you! Not with that attitude you can't. 4 years is more than enough time. Set a calorie count (get an app that helps you, I love "Eat this Much" app) and just start with cardio. Go walk for 45 minutes a day. The weight will start coming out. When you have a lot to lose, you lose a lot at first. Start with cardio at the bare minimum. Build your good habits. Cut drinks with calories and then hit a gym or do home workouts. If you want it bad enough then you can achieve it. People will help you, ****, I'll help you if that's what it takes.

#46 to #45 - vortexrain

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(10/12/2017) [-]

That app isn't available to me.

#47 to #46 - juckinfunk

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(10/12/2017) [-]

My Fitness Pal is another good one. You don't need an app. They just help. There is a wealth of knowledge online. People will help you. You just gotta want it.

One of my close friends was about 375lbs about 4.5 years ago. He is now in the 170's. It is achievable.

#48 to #47 - vortexrain

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(10/12/2017) [-]

Neither is that app. I have a windows phone, there are no good apps.

#49 to #48 - juckinfunk

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(10/12/2017) [-]

Again, the app isn't a necessity to weight loss. There is a wealth of knowledge online. People will help if you want it. I already told you I would. So if you want to change your life and don't know where to start. Shoot me a message. I'm on here every single day (god why am I always here?) If it tips you need, grocery lists, workout plans, recipes. If you want to change, I'll help.

#78 to #49 - vortexrain

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(10/12/2017) [-]

Some help would be great.

#84 to #78 - anon id: 52cd2b57

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(10/13/2017) [-]

you ever hear about p90x? Workout program works really well.

I lost 60 lbs in 3 months. I bet i would have lost more but by that time my bodyfat was super low. Like 9%. It also got me into best shape of my life! I could sprint for almost a mile. Where before id be lucky to run out of my driveway without Collapsing from overexertion...

All of the videos and required worksheets and diet plans are available to torrent from thepiratebay

There is a bunch of workouts programs from team beach body. Maybe look into it?

#91 to #78 - juckinfunk

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(10/13/2017) [-]

Just let me know what you need to get started man. If it's everything. Then just let me know. Add me if you want and if I have to help you out whether it's every week or eveey day I'm more than happy to.

#75 to #43 - runco

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(10/12/2017) [-]

You could comfortably get to a healthy weight and get ripped in 5 years.

#39 to #37 - anon id: 1da3c718

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(10/12/2017) [-]

100 pounds of muscle is now your goal

#40 to #39 - vortexrain

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(10/12/2017) [-]

So I can be almost five-hundred pounds?

#67 - lathon

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(10/12/2017) [-]

hah! Doesn't make you less fat.

#10 - turbanmasher

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(10/12/2017) [-]

Me and a buddy called a chick friend of mine preggo in high school. I regret it, she was nice, and she wasn't even fat.

#63 to #10 - redragond

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(10/12/2017) [-]

Was she pregnant?

#98 to #63 - turbanmasher

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(10/13/2017) [-]

No. She was a little chubby, but so was I.

#14 to #10 - iqequalzero

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(10/12/2017) [-]

Sounds like a fail burn attempt, I think youre ok.

#62 - totallynotaleftist

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(10/12/2017) [-]

Don't be! I remember a snitch form back in school days (he ratted me out for taking some **** and I never got around for beating him up properly, manly because he switched schools shortly after that). Years later I heard form a friend in the medical profession that this particular rat hat tried to hang himself and (according to his file) his mother found him in time, he was institutionalized after that. I can honestly say that knowing his ****** up fate is the most satisfying thing that happed to someone who crossed me and that was not inflicted by me. Karma is a stupid superstition, but sometimes it's rather satisfying!

#80 to #62 - anon id: 52cd2b57

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(10/12/2017) [-]

******* nazi twat.

#100 to #80 - totallynotaleftist

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(10/13/2017) [-]

Choke on my missive masterrace cock, you starving little piece of yellow ****.

#77 to #62 - anon id: 6b2e9064

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(10/12/2017) [-]

if you can't live without doing stupid **** then you deserve what you got.

#101 to #77 - totallynotaleftist

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(10/13/2017) [-]

Go kill yourself.

#68 to #62 - anon id: a708d1cb

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(10/12/2017) [-]

For all the but hurt little snitches around here, I should mention that this guy professed to be my friend - and I'm ashamed to confess that I considered him a friend - until I found out that he had betrayed me on numerous occasions (by then it was too late to do anything about it).