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Mer a week sf doing this alone farming will feel incredible (your dick will feel dinkley) and sser
cumshots will be slightly larger.
Lecithin Granules
This alone will increase yse amount yse cum by A LOT. This makes sser seminal vesicles feel
full. I add a heaping teaspoon granules with the arcinine in the yogurt. while
staying hydrated is necessarely make sser cum mses watery. The mses watery it is, the mare
yse' ll sheet at sacs and the more it' ll gs everywhere. which makes look larger rather
than cumming in thick globs.
2: -Ell' ( added selenium)
This alone will make you secrete much more prostatic Mid and make your cum thicker and again
slightly more voluminous. {Dent go ever the Recommended Dietary Allowance)
Celery
Makes cum pearly white. {Dissent increase assent of cum)
Exercises
Gives you the muscle power's sheet it all out, cumming and having it dribble out sasr
the user's sf a couple minutes. {Dissent increase assent of cum)
All of the above for a week will easily get you
to the holy grail of of spunk.
The average amount an adult male cums is between .

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#2 - anon (04/11/2015) [-]

Apparently you cum a lot more when you're actually having sex than when you fap regularly so don't be too ashamed kiddies.

I wouldn't know tho, I've never had sex, why do you think i'm here.

#9 to #2 - anon (04/12/2015) [-]

The hardest I've cum was not from a blowjob, but from when I was jacking myself off thinking about dicks.

I also made that session last like 2 hours so technically I was edging too

#24 to #9 - anon (04/12/2015) [-]

a little self bondage has me shooting for the ceiling

#12 to #9 - anon (04/12/2015) [-]

same experience here. after multiple hours session with breaks befor cumming a **** load came out and it felt as if i was totally empty, was a bit annoying

but i come more when i have normal sex relativ to normal fap session

#10 to #9 - brokentrucker ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]

Edging increases everything in my experience.

#6 to #2 - Jesusnipples (04/11/2015) [-]

That's true, your body can tell the difference between ******* and jacking off, so when you're ******* it's all "ALRIGHT REAL DEAL LET'S DO THIS **** "

#20 to #6 - trojanmannn (04/12/2015) [-]

I vary completely. Sometimes when im meat shaking hardly anything comes out and I can bust in like 5 minutes. During sex I last an annoyingly long time and cum buckets

#30 to #20 - imofcnotharveydent ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]

when you try new positions and get the mood set better, you shouldn't last long

#34 to #30 - trojanmannn (04/13/2015) [-]

I'm ok with it

#11 to #6 - alarubra ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]

I actually have better orgasms jacking off for the most part. I've practiced, know what it wants, and can keep it going. I also have good control over my orgasms, to the point where I can get off in less than a minute, or keep going for hours. Again, thanks to a lot of practice. And that skill actually transfers over to real sex. So, if I feel like being a dick and just getting mine and saying **** that ho. "Oops. Done." But, more often I keep going until she's about to climax, then climax with her. Except for one ex, who could only get off through fingering, and couldn't handle any position where penetration and fingering were comfortable at the same time. Even though she found it easier to get off on both than on just the one. With her, I'd usually make sure to finish fairly quickly, then finger her until she finished. Also the only partner I've ever had trouble getting it up for, I think because of how awkward and stressful her lack of ability to orgasm through penetration, and lack of desire to try any position where I could comfortably **** and finger her at the same time made it. And this has been TMI with your host sleep deprived alarubra.

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#3 - trollzorsdaily ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]

recently i have been eating a **** load of celery everyday...i noticed my jizz was whiter but had no idea of the link

#4 to #3 - ibanezvbt [OP](04/11/2015) [-]

#14 - xylerthewolf (04/12/2015) [-]

#18 to #14 - anon (04/12/2015) [-]

>Not just buying the important bits
Have fun wasting money on extra ******** that doesn't do anything

#19 to #18 - xylerthewolf (04/12/2015) [-]

the reviews I've seen are rather one sided that it works just fine.

#16 to #14 - profesoreoak (04/12/2015) [-]

mine will pierce the heavens

+12

#1 - anon (04/11/2015) [-]

#7 - sarcasticcelery (04/12/2015) [-]

But what the ***** a kegel

#8 to #7 - micekill (04/12/2015) [-]

google is your friend
clench your butthole and feel your dick lift, do this repeatedly and in different periods of time and you will be doing kegel exercises

#22 to #8 - beatyea (04/12/2015) [-]

This makes me cum good thanks anon

#17 - davidteninch (04/12/2015) [-]

What does the amount of jizz have to do with anything? Cumming and having an orgasm are two different things. Males cum when they have an orgasm, but cumming doesn't facilitate the orgasm.

All you're doing is making more **** to clean up.

#26 to #17 - castereleven (04/12/2015) [-]

some people like that though.

#5 - arrowed (04/11/2015) [-]

how long do i have to do kegels before i can make peter north look like a casual

#29 - illegalartist (04/12/2015) [-]

I wanna make my cum taste/smell good. Just pineapples?

#33 to #29 - usarmyexplain (04/12/2015) [-]

Really any fresh fruits, dont eat a lot of refined sugar, dont drink alcohol or smoke smoking pot makes it taste really bad

#28 - fnoogernooger (04/12/2015) [-]

I don't usually post this out of **** , but it's true. It works.

#27 - malinko (04/12/2015) [-]

If you have Herpes, don't do this. L-arginine will help your herpes get stronger. Essentially giving you super herpes.

#23 - sozeiv (04/12/2015) [-]

nope doesnt work. ive had this pic for years and its all lies

#15 - slapchoppin (04/12/2015) [-]

so you're saying i could get down form 1L to 10mL

oh thank god

#13 - fuzzyballs (04/12/2015) [-]

why would I want that? why would anyone want that, there's just more of it to clean up after

#32 - usarmyexplain (04/12/2015) [-]

Also do squats. Really any physical exercise

#25 - anon (04/12/2015) [-]

Where exactly do you get these things?

#31 to #25 - Muppetz (04/12/2015) [-]

GNC

#21 - sketchysketchist (04/12/2015) [-]

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As gay as it sounds, I want to see a solo vid of someone who did this just to see if it really works.
Because I don't want to go buy all this **** only to find out it makes my dick fall off.