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#2 - totallytito ONLINE (01/10/2016) [+] (7 replies)
stickied by affix
The ancient hawaiians prophesize that this will be on the front page.
Sticky this comment and you will be blessed with coconuts and ukeleles.
#33 - kingdaniel (01/11/2016) [-]
Man these veterans sure sound legit as hell.

Veterans using "smh"?
User avatar #49 to #33 - affix [OP](01/11/2016) [-]
People forgot that they're still people.
#57 to #49 - kingdaniel (01/11/2016) [-]
I doubt most veterans talk like 14 year olds.
User avatar #61 to #57 - affix [OP](01/11/2016) [-]
14 year olds probably contributed to the content. Vets as well.
its facebook, some motivated kid in highschool could have made some of them.
But the ones about sexual assault, marksmanship, blues, or the brig are probably vets.
User avatar #17 - leonhardt (01/11/2016) [-]
Veterans... that talk like 14 year olds
User avatar #18 to #17 - hwaraam (01/11/2016) [-]
you used to be cool man
User avatar #19 to #18 - leonhardt (01/11/2016) [-]
Is it a different kind of veteran than what I am thinking of
User avatar #66 to #19 - tapberry (01/11/2016) [-]
please place yorself in the section called "coloreds"
#50 to #17 - affix [OP](01/11/2016) [-]
>>#17, >>#38, It actually looks like a collaboration. Some vets could have contributed. Such as those knowledgeable about the harsh sexual assault policy, and the brig. Maybe marksmanship badges. But there is also a high chance some 15 year old in highschool with dreams of becoming a soldier or Marine just added one to a facebook page thinking he's cool.
#55 to #50 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
u suck bro
#53 to #17 - damiar (01/11/2016) [-]
Some of the **** in the comp was accurate and some of it was retarded. I've met plenty of Marines that say stupid moto **** like that all the time it's ****** annoying. The military is kinda like FJ in a way it's cool to love it but not cool to show that you love it.
User avatar #36 to #17 - chudan (01/11/2016) [-]
More like black tweets
User avatar #58 to #17 - ayyylien (01/11/2016) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #20 to #17 - thelastpaco ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Yeah this is on the same level as all those facebook posts saying **** like "ONLY VETERANS WILL GET THIS" and its just some random ******** that they decided to throw some camo on and maybe a random rank. This isn't how vets see this, its just purposefully ignoring the blatant message.
User avatar #38 to #20 - sgtmajjohnson (01/11/2016) [-]
Meh, some of it was funny, and some of it was a bit forced. Whatever, it's far from the most cringy post I've seen on FJ.
#23 - vladhellsing (01/11/2016) [-]
GIF
John Wick, bitch!
#1 - simonhatesfj (01/10/2016) [-]
NOT ALL CIVILIANS ARE AUTISTIC!
#3 to #1 - candlejackismyhomi (01/10/2016) [-]
>autisitc
>Blatantly stating the films moral

Autism =/= Being able to discern simple information

try harder next time.
#4 to #3 - simonhatesfj (01/10/2016) [-]
no you.
User avatar #12 to #5 - theugandanhero (01/11/2016) [-]
You guys need to stop. Unless you already have.
Cuz at this point it's looking like two retards having a sword fight
#9 to #5 - simonhatesfj (01/10/2016) [-]
AUTISM IMPAIRS SOCIAL INTERACTION
SOCIAL INTERACTION
-LOVE
-FAMILY
-EVERYTHING THE CIVI'S SUPPOSEDLY SAY
WHICH, IF YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND, EXPLAINS WHY THE CIVI'S SOUND LIKE IDIOTS - THEY'RE AUTISTIC, AND DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW CHEESY THE **** THEY'RE SPEWING IS
#13 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
but simba though the killed his father
User avatar #14 to #13 - thesunpraiser (01/11/2016) [-]
I think you your sentence.
User avatar #67 to #14 - hexadecimated (01/11/2016) [-]
He accidentally the whole thing.
User avatar #35 - spoopyskeleton (01/11/2016) [-]
Civilians

Edgy 14 year olds*
#54 - srskate (01/11/2016) [-]
SIMBA THOUGHT HE KILLED HIS FATHER GODDAMN
User avatar #56 to #54 - feelythefeel (01/11/2016) [-]
The weird part is that this isn't even the first time I've seen a front page post make that incredibly specific mistake.
User avatar #59 to #56 - srskate (01/11/2016) [-]
It's a common type of mistake. Having watched the movie, you sometimes assume everyone knows what you know, because you now know it. It's actually something they test for in adolescence to mark brain development. Heres an example
The "False Belief" Test: Theory of Mind
#40 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
>how a civilian thinks a veteran talks
User avatar #43 to #40 - meganinja (01/11/2016) [-]
Not sure why you got thumbed down, it's true.
User avatar #46 to #43 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
well the guy who thumbed me down was concentrationcamp clearly mad i am defending the group that took his people out
#45 - severepwner ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Well this definitely wasn't written by a veteran. Not even a Facebook veteran.
#31 - concetrationcamp (01/11/2016) [-]
Veterans? More like sarcastic assholes like me
User avatar #26 - ieatbengay (01/11/2016) [-]
americans really need to lose their boner for 'veterans'
#27 to #26 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Excuse you? What, do you not celebrate the men and women who protect you? It's an 'evil dirty American' thing now? Good, go ahead and diss your boys in the field. And eventually when you don't have a military anymore, whose military is your country going to rely on?

Yeah. Think about that.
#68 to #27 - deadmanlopez (01/11/2016) [-]
dude, shut up. Guy has a point, don't disrespect them but don't worship vets either
#28 to #27 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
found the muhreen
#29 to #26 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (01/11/2016) [-]
As an American (and hopefully soon to be veteran as soon as this ******* DD214 drops holy **** MPF can you ******* take any longer I'm trying to get out of this ******* country and go home), I agree. Active duty military members are put on a pedestal in America like we're gods gift to this country. The worst are the FNG's that constantly brag about being in since ******* breakfast on facebook.
User avatar #39 to #29 - sgtmajjohnson (01/11/2016) [-]
While I agree with you to an extent, there is a reason for it. The country has a good number of NEETs, junkies, and general wastes that the military has a far lower number of simply because it requires a degree of discipline. Also, even though individual soldiers can be ****** people (like that Silver Star recipient who molested his daughter) I do respect military men and the mission of Western militaries in general.
#34 to #26 - kingdaniel (01/11/2016) [-]
European here. (Holland) and I really appreciate it when people risk their own lives to protect mine and my country.

**** takes balls, so they got my respect.
User avatar #63 to #34 - donatelo (01/11/2016) [-]
I respect veterans, it does take balls....but living in america i dont feel like they are protecting me. I mean, they are battling over seas in a war that was started against "terror".

I simply have a feeling that if that ******** was left alone, with people like saddam still in charge, they would have been put in check and we would be less threatened than we already are (which terrorist attacks are still anomalous).
User avatar #69 to #63 - kingdaniel (01/11/2016) [-]
Well yeah, but that's done by the government. Vets didn't choose who they fought. They just did their job.
User avatar #78 to #69 - donatelo (01/12/2016) [-]
yea but they still aint protecting.
#37 - muffinssnuffims ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
If by Veterans you mean guys who just finished boot camp (or have yet to start and are about to) and share this ******** on Facebook.

The really telling one is the one where Simba "should have spent that time training to avenge his father, ******* hippy." First off he's a goddamned lion, they don't really train dude. Secondly **** that **** - it's his life, and the ***** needed some chill time - he was just a child when it happened and took to the only parental figures he could find.
User avatar #42 - gearhead (01/11/2016) [-]
"I'm not goin to the brig" found the marine
User avatar #47 to #42 - affix [OP](01/11/2016) [-]
Or sailer. Marines and sailors share the same terms.
User avatar #77 to #47 - gearhead (01/12/2016) [-]
this is true. but Marines are normally more asshole-ish XD so I expect this to be a Marine
#79 to #77 - affix [OP](01/12/2016) [-]
The legend of our arrogance never dies.
User avatar #80 to #79 - gearhead (01/12/2016) [-]
wait...waht? was i just insulted? i feel insulted...
User avatar #81 to #80 - affix [OP](01/12/2016) [-]
No.
User avatar #82 to #81 - gearhead (01/12/2016) [-]
ok cool. now i feel dumb lol. damn....OP is pretty ****** cool tonite
User avatar #83 to #82 - affix [OP](01/12/2016) [-]
It's 34 degrees °F where i'm at so yes i'm cool.
#84 to #83 - gearhead (01/12/2016) [-]
**gearhead used "*roll picture*"**
**gearhead rolled image** mfw OP is a smart ass....punpunpun.jpg
#41 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Dunno if you were trying to make veterans sound like dicks.
But you did it.
User avatar #48 to #41 - affix [OP](01/11/2016) [-]
>Implying i made it.
User avatar #32 - langweilig (01/11/2016) [-]
so i learned today that veterans are assholes im joking you losers i wish i could just *marine copypasta* and it would appear. cmon admin work on that
#15 - titsbro (01/11/2016) [-]
What a great story.
#73 - geneticrepo (01/11/2016) [-]
I need more of these. I really enjoy them.
Thanks.
#72 - morrisonford (01/11/2016) [-]
hi, i know its a stupid question, but which disney movie is this?
User avatar #74 to #72 - affix [OP](01/11/2016) [-]
Pocahontas
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