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gruntmastr (11/01/2015) [-] Just gotta figure out how to take that little magnifying glass out
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ogthegreat (11/01/2015) [-] ZOMG WAS WATCHING JJBASC A FEW HOURS AGO. Y THIS KEEPS HAPPENING IDK BUT I LIKE IT.
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spoopyskeleton (11/01/2015) [-] "Oh look, content with a female. Better try my best to bring up an irrelevant topic and stun Fj with my knowledge on feminism. double standards AMARITE?!!"
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grumpythefirst (11/01/2015) [-] Actually he made it into an additional reaction image, apart from the one that could have already existed.
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therealtjthemedic (11/01/2015) [-] "Wait a second... this means... I can rape with no additional consequences? Lady, you just gave me a ticket to a free rape!"
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platinumaltaria (11/01/2015) [-] What's interesting is that basically any girl could do this and **** any guy they wanted.
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platinumaltaria (11/01/2015) [-] Probably also because he had a girlfriend, the hot ones always do.
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spoopyskeleton (11/01/2015) [-] Yeah, when you're not 15 and living in some dream world, you will realise that is not true.
Yeah, they can get ****** easier than guys can. But if you think any girl can just propose sex and they get it is just insulting men.
Yeah, they can get ****** easier than guys can. But if you think any girl can just propose sex and they get it is just insulting men.
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assdoreponyfucker (11/01/2015) [-] there was a social experiment on youtube I saw where a guy went out in public and asked women, complete strangers, and out of 100 all of them said no. He wasn't bad looking either, not Brad Pitt but whatever. And then they did that same experment where a girl would ask guys and she was really good looking, and 30/100 guys said ye 
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spoopyskeleton (11/01/2015) [-] "basically any girl could do this"
"Yeah, they can get ****** easier than guys can. "
30/100
Thats what I said.
"Yeah, they can get ****** easier than guys can. "
30/100
Thats what I said.
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shannonrw (11/01/2015) [-] No, it's not. Girls can't just up and **** any guy they want, ever. That's some fantasy that guys like you have because you guys want to believe that getting sex is sOoOoOoO much easier for women. Don't get me wrong, it definitely is. But not to the extent to which you all have convinced yourselves.
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infinitereaper (11/01/2015) [-] An average girl has like 4 times the advantage over an average guy though.
According this this particular survey men grade women as you would expect, some ugly, some top tier, but most in the middle.
According to women, 80% of guys are worse than average.
women:
not even once
According this this particular survey men grade women as you would expect, some ugly, some top tier, but most in the middle.
According to women, 80% of guys are worse than average.
women:
not even once
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shannonrw (11/01/2015) [-] 1.) I agree, I'm not denying that. But an average girl having better chances over an average guy does not mean that any woman can **** any guy she wants at any time, which is what OP said.
2.) That study is a little skewed. Because better looking guys have a lot better chances with women, so they're less likely to be on dating sites. Attractive girls will still try dating sites for a few reasons, attention-seeking being one of those.
2.) That study is a little skewed. Because better looking guys have a lot better chances with women, so they're less likely to be on dating sites. Attractive girls will still try dating sites for a few reasons, attention-seeking being one of those.
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infinitereaper (11/01/2015) [-] Also women have make up and men don't. It's a pretty significant difference, especially in evolutionary terms.
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officerbooty (11/01/2015) [-]
Just on this topic, you know, no one's stopping you from wearing makeup. They actually design some makeup specifically for men, it just isn't for as flashy purposes as feminine makeup, like lipstick or eyeshadow. This, coming from a woman, I honestly wouldn't be put off by a guy who did. Just shows they're willing to put that effort towards looking good.
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infinitereaper (11/01/2015) [-] Towards lying*
And it's socially acceptable for women and not for men, besides I hate make up. I hate lies.
And it's socially acceptable for women and not for men, besides I hate make up. I hate lies.
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anon (11/01/2015) [-]
What Platinum is getting at is that any woman can get laid simply by being forward about it. While traditionally a man has to jump through a ridiculous number of hoops. Sure, maybe the girl with the butterface can't get the best-looking jock in school, but the guy with the butterface is still beneath butter-chick's notice.
If you deny this, then you have no idea what you're talking about and really should stop discussing it.
If you deny this, then you have no idea what you're talking about and really should stop discussing it.
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shannonrw (11/01/2015) [-] Gee, that last line. Coming for my life without even giving me the chance to respond and deny it or not. Calm down. I wouldn't deny that. Except that's not what OP actually said. OP said that "basically any girl could do this" and " **** any guy they wanted" which is completely false. That average, 4/10 girl is not going to be able to **** a 9/10 guy who has 7-9/10s throwing themselves at him just because the 4/10 is forward.
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platinumaltaria (11/01/2015) [-] Literally walk into a bar and you'll be beset by guys, don't give me that **** .
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drpenguinz (11/01/2015) [-] please consider: some girls look like trash with all the **** they have on their face and behave like stuck up cunts and are therefore quite dick-repellant
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daemonicdemeanor (11/01/2015) [-] I hate when dudes say that any guy would sleep with any girl. I've basically had to friend-zone 4 girls in person, verbally. It's ****** my ego up bad enough that I end up acting bipolar to girls that I know I don't ever want to **** . I'll make them laugh, notice I made them laugh and ignore them for a few days or longer, or just stop talking to them completely because I don't want to deal with the awkwardness of them thinking I'm shy and won't make the first move or something. One of them told all our mutual friends I was gay, one started crying It was in high school, and we'd been friends for a while. and one was best friends with the girl I was actually trying and did to get with.
I'm not trying to sound alpha on funnyjunk or anything, I've only slept with three girls in my life, but guys aren't always walking dildos when it comes to sex, and girls aren't always the prize you have to win.
The woman who told all our mutual friends I was gay literally asked if I wanted to get into the shower with her. She was like 12 years older than me, with two and there was a def leppard song playing at some point. I said something like, "I don't see you that way." She made a pout-y face and said, "def leppard, more like down cougar." Something like that. It made me want to laugh so bad just because I wasn't expecting it at all, but she didn't even smile which somehow made it even funnier to me. It turned out she was pretty much a whore after I talked to coworkers about it, one of them told me he wouldn't **** her either but he did like 3 months later.
I'm not trying to sound alpha on funnyjunk or anything, I've only slept with three girls in my life, but guys aren't always walking dildos when it comes to sex, and girls aren't always the prize you have to win.
The woman who told all our mutual friends I was gay literally asked if I wanted to get into the shower with her. She was like 12 years older than me, with two and there was a def leppard song playing at some point. I said something like, "I don't see you that way." She made a pout-y face and said, "def leppard, more like down cougar." Something like that. It made me want to laugh so bad just because I wasn't expecting it at all, but she didn't even smile which somehow made it even funnier to me. It turned out she was pretty much a whore after I talked to coworkers about it, one of them told me he wouldn't **** her either but he did like 3 months later.
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sheepnut (11/01/2015) [-] **sheepnut used "*roll picture*"**
**sheepnut rolled image**I think people are very steadfast about a guy needing to lose his virginity as soon as the opportunity presents itself. I don't operate under the illusion that my first time is going to be perfect, but I at least want it to be with someone I care about instead of some drunk chick at a party.
I was at a Halloween party last night and I told a guy who I thought I was friends with that I'd never had sex before and he was being quite a condescending asshole. I would say that he might be an exception, but in my experience most people tend to act the same towards me because I've made the conscious decision to not have sex with girls before because I wasn't interested in them. They also act the same when I tell them I don't drink for ****** sake I'm 18, why is it weird that I don't?
I'm not trying to come off as a " ******* normies REEEEE" kind of guy here, but I think it's odd that so many people believe that vices make you an adult. I can say for myself I've never looked up to someone just because they've had sex, most people eventually do, so it doesn't really seem that special. I always looked up to people with a good sense of virtue.
I know sex is supposed to be amazing, but am I missing something here?
**sheepnut rolled image**I think people are very steadfast about a guy needing to lose his virginity as soon as the opportunity presents itself. I don't operate under the illusion that my first time is going to be perfect, but I at least want it to be with someone I care about instead of some drunk chick at a party.
I was at a Halloween party last night and I told a guy who I thought I was friends with that I'd never had sex before and he was being quite a condescending asshole. I would say that he might be an exception, but in my experience most people tend to act the same towards me because I've made the conscious decision to not have sex with girls before because I wasn't interested in them. They also act the same when I tell them I don't drink for ****** sake I'm 18, why is it weird that I don't?
I'm not trying to come off as a " ******* normies REEEEE" kind of guy here, but I think it's odd that so many people believe that vices make you an adult. I can say for myself I've never looked up to someone just because they've had sex, most people eventually do, so it doesn't really seem that special. I always looked up to people with a good sense of virtue.
I know sex is supposed to be amazing, but am I missing something here?
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psyachu ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-] I had this one girl who wanted to go out with me so badly and I just didn't feel the same way. To paint a picture, I found her kind of annoying, we had close to zero similar interests, and, as my best friend put it, "she looks like a blobfish". She legit said she'd give me a blowjob if I would go out with her. Took her years to accept my countless rejections.
Funny thing, I told this story on FJ before and the first reply was someone asking if I was gay.
Funny thing, I told this story on FJ before and the first reply was someone asking if I was gay.
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daemonicdemeanor (11/01/2015) [-] **daemonicdemeanor used "*roll picture*"**
**daemonicdemeanor rolled image**Now it works. Yeah, I guess most guys will sleep with a toothless landwhale if she presents herself.
**daemonicdemeanor rolled image**Now it works. Yeah, I guess most guys will sleep with a toothless landwhale if she presents herself.
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platinumaltaria (11/01/2015) [-] You're still allowed standards, it just shows you which ones would date you, since that's basically all that matters in the dating game.
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platinumaltaria (11/01/2015) [-] Ok but you get what I meant, right. If girls instigated then guys could choose.
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hoponthefeelstrain (11/01/2015) [-] guys do get to choose, if he has no interest in a girl he won't start anything
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platinumaltaria (11/01/2015) [-] Girls are the ones who pick mates. Guys present themselves and girls select their favourite.
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hoponthefeelstrain (11/01/2015) [-] and then guys go up to and talk to their favorites.
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hoponthefeelstrain (11/01/2015) [-] yes because if we do people say we're being thirsty or we're sluts. A girl who has to instigate things is seen as lesser because people assume that means the guy isn't willing to do it. She's not good/cute/interesting enough for a guy to approach her.
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platinumaltaria (11/01/2015) [-] Well who says that? Is it other girls? I'll be it's other girls. Meanwhile guys will be relieved they don't have to. And how come it's ok for guys to be uncomfortable, eh?
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hoponthefeelstrain (11/01/2015) [-] it's just expected of guys to approach the woman first. Same reason it's okay for men to be hairy and women have to be completely bald everywhere but the head. gender rolls dude.
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hoponthefeelstrain (11/01/2015) [-] I mean like it or not they're here and will take a while to change.
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platinumaltaria (11/01/2015) [-] Not if I have anything to do with it. Then again I'm probably biased.
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hoponthefeelstrain (11/01/2015) [-] so you won't mind your gf proposing to you? You taking her last name? She not shaving but expecting you to shave?
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platinumaltaria (11/01/2015) [-] I'm a girl... well, it's complicated...
But I'm all for someone proposing to me, and I'd want to take her last name, yeah.
As for shaving idc about it.
But I'm all for someone proposing to me, and I'd want to take her last name, yeah.
As for shaving idc about it.
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hoponthefeelstrain (11/01/2015) [-] oh I didn't know. I want to find a guy willing to take my last name
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hoponthefeelstrain (11/01/2015) [-] I mean it's not like girls don't present themselves either. If they didn't they'd walk around in burkas all the time.
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platinumaltaria (11/01/2015) [-] They don't show off for everyone, hence the anger when the wrong guy looks at them.
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anon (11/01/2015) [-]
Which is ******* stupid. If you're going to dress in an outfit that's DESIGNED to draw someone's eyes to more intimate places on your body, then you are pointedly fishing for that attention. Getting mad because it wasn't Stereotypically Hot Rich Guy With the Nice Car and Suit just seems absolutely retarded to me.
If I go down the street with a sign saying I'm selling watches then ***** I WANT you to come look at my watches. Maybe buy one.
If I go down the street with a sign saying I'm selling watches then ***** I WANT you to come look at my watches. Maybe buy one.
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platinumaltaria (11/01/2015) [-] If your wife looks at your dick it's not embarrassing. A couple of old ladies, on the other hand.
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joaomartins (11/01/2015) [-] I have a small memory of this show...But I can't tell what it is
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ludislavonac (11/01/2015) [-] Something along the lines of this happened to my squad this night.
So we went out clubbing, and as usual we leave our jackets to the guy who handles the wardrobe, we also have to pay for that but whatever, ok.
After you leave your jacket he writes you the number of the hanger where he left it. My friend managed to loose that number somwhere in the club, so for 5 minutes he begged the guy to go looking for the probably only leather jacket with an orange inner side in the whole wardrobe, at the end of it the dude told him to **** off saying he's busy.
After that a female friend who's been with us asks the guy the same thing, to look for the damn jacket, lo and behold he finds it within 10 seconds... Just show some titts, blink a few times with fake eyelashes and you get whatever you want, smh.
So we went out clubbing, and as usual we leave our jackets to the guy who handles the wardrobe, we also have to pay for that but whatever, ok.
After you leave your jacket he writes you the number of the hanger where he left it. My friend managed to loose that number somwhere in the club, so for 5 minutes he begged the guy to go looking for the probably only leather jacket with an orange inner side in the whole wardrobe, at the end of it the dude told him to **** off saying he's busy.
After that a female friend who's been with us asks the guy the same thing, to look for the damn jacket, lo and behold he finds it within 10 seconds... Just show some titts, blink a few times with fake eyelashes and you get whatever you want, smh.
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murrlogic ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-] I bet her name literally is Stacy
The most whitiest pampered name imaginable.
The most whitiest pampered name imaginable.
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rollingpicture (11/01/2015) [-] **rollingpicture used "*roll picture*"**
**rollingpicture rolled image**
Dreams... Dreams never change
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Dreams... Dreams never change
