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#2 - megavoir (04/01/2014) [-]
Man, it worries me on Aprils Fools if somethings are jokes or not
Man, it worries me on Aprils Fools if somethings are jokes or not
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User avatar #25 to #2 - Maroon ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
It'll be a cold day in hell before Valve releases a WiiU exclusive...
#8 to #2 - shameonapony (04/02/2014) [-]
No video game company will ever announce anything serious on April 1st.   
   
The marketing guy would be fired immediately.
No video game company will ever announce anything serious on April 1st.

The marketing guy would be fired immediately.
#16 to #8 - gotchass (04/02/2014) [-]
Except Goat Simulator.
#37 to #8 - anon (04/02/2014) [-]
But just think its the perfect way to hide a secret project announce its coming on april fools then no-one believes it until released
#35 to #8 - wmpedo (04/02/2014) [-]
cough
#4 - newdevyx (04/01/2014) [-]
**newdevyx rolls 5**
#11 - thatsnumberwang (04/02/2014) [-]
Can anyone explain to me the problem with the frostbite engine?  I am ready for your rage
Can anyone explain to me the problem with the frostbite engine? I am ready for your rage
User avatar #12 to #11 - LaBarata (04/02/2014) [-]
Summoning jokexplain
#13 to #12 - wrongexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
Frostbite is the act of putting ice cubes in your mouth and biting a dick, the frostbite engine is an event that occured when multiple whores did this and generated ice energy
User avatar #17 to #13 - rightexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
It's not actually frostbite making a joke about themselves. It's more making a joke about HL3 being released (joke 1), and only on WiiU (Joke 2) Which would more than likely 1. piss off the general gaming community, and 2. Be limited in comparison to other systems.
#18 to #17 - wrongexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
You shouldn't exist
User avatar #19 to #18 - rightexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
Hey, for every wrong, there is a right. You created me by just existing. Newton's third law.
#20 to #19 - wrongexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
But I'm the counter to the other explains! Counters have counters?
#21 to #20 - rightexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
Yup, here's my I.D if you need clarification
User avatar #23 to #21 - kidddraco (04/02/2014) [-]
Anyone else think that rightexplain should be like the red power ranger for FJ with the other explains as the other rangers, and they constantly have to patrol their boards to counter wrongexplain's trolling? Cause I think that would be awesome.
#47 to #23 - rightexplain (04/03/2014) [-]
Here's your red ranger idea in colour.
User avatar #40 to #23 - lordgeneral (04/02/2014) [-]
I was thinking about talking to artexplain into making us a comic series.
User avatar #45 to #40 - artexplain (04/03/2014) [-]
my god
User avatar #43 to #40 - kidddraco (04/02/2014) [-]
****** do it bro.
User avatar #44 to #43 - lordgeneral (04/03/2014) [-]
'kay
User avatar #46 to #21 - kidddraco (04/03/2014) [-]
Any chance that you guys would be interested in a romancexplain? I've been known to give good relationship advice.
#22 to #20 - rightexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
Here's my profile avatar, inspired by you.
Here's my profile avatar, inspired by you.
User avatar #24 to #22 - wrongexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
Thats actually pretty nice dude but i never said that
User avatar #48 to #24 - rightexplain (04/03/2014) [-]
Oh, I know you didn't say anything. Just you being you inspired it. Plus I felt I should probably have some kind of blue beetle avatar like all the other explains
User avatar #32 to #13 - jokexplain ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
well you're witty, I'll give you that
#34 to #32 - wrongexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
Haha! So you admit defeat! senpai noticed me
#14 to #13 - anon (04/02/2014) [-]
You are far too successful at your job. However, I haven't seen if the general FJ community likes or dislikes you, so I refuse to thumb either way until I know. But if it were up to me, I think you deserve a thumb for this masterpiece.
User avatar #15 to #14 - wrongexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
You totally should let the public mass decide if whether or not you should publically like a person. And if you want to know if I am liked by the FJ community, then you shouldn't check my profile and previous comments
User avatar #33 to #11 - jokexplain ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
adding to rightexplain's explanation, EA's frostbite engine is never coming to Wii U, in any shape or form. which is why Battlefield 4 didn't see a Wii U release.
that alone was a giveaway that this was a joke
User avatar #26 to #11 - PenguinsOfMars ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Frostbite is notoriously bad for hit detection, and it isn't as optimized as it could be, on the other hand OH PRETTY LOOK WALLS BLOW UP
User avatar #39 to #26 - tittylovin (04/02/2014) [-]
I was about to say that the hit detection in bf3 was pretty good, then I remembered countless rounds wasted firing at bunny hoppers. **** that **** .
#30 - darthbrofist (04/02/2014) [-]
Please tell me this was posted on April 1st...
#36 to #31 - darthbrofist (04/02/2014) [-]
Oh thank you Jesus
#5 to #3 - charagrin (04/01/2014) [-]
I was elementary, my dear Thecrakasmaker.
I was elementary, my dear Thecrakasmaker.
#6 to #5 - thecrakasmaker (04/01/2014) [-]
I believe you mean *It was elementary. Not "I was elementary."
I believe you mean *It was elementary. Not "I was elementary."
#7 to #6 - charagrin (04/02/2014) [-]
Sorry, typo
Sorry, typo
User avatar #28 to #27 - warioteam (04/02/2014) [-]
dat double t
#29 to #27 - alexanderh (04/02/2014) [-]
How about no.
User avatar #42 to #27 - jozvan (04/02/2014) [-]
Right, nobody sees two T...Must be Gabe's personal Stteam network, where he keeps HL2E3 and some TF2 hats, along with online orders of OP's a fag t-shirts.
User avatar #38 - olesaintdikolas (04/02/2014) [-]
I'm glad the game was finally announced though because 1. I like the series and 2. people will stop making those fuging jokes.
#10 - jdizill ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
#9 - nemecyst ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
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