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#1 - devorezz (07/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 to #1 - bigmanfifty (07/30/2014) [-]
That's one goddam risky business model, hope it works out for them
#23 to #1 - rdobet (07/30/2014) [-]
Also upcoming are "anywhere" and "whatever"
#19 - chuffberry (07/30/2014) [-]
>sitting on couch with gf   
>she wants to go out to eat   
>ask where she wants to go   
> "i don't know. give me some ideas"   
>oh for christs sake   
> "uhh... Chipotle?"   
> "... yeah, that sounds good. let's do that"   
> feel like i have seen the face of god
>sitting on couch with gf
>she wants to go out to eat
>ask where she wants to go
> "i don't know. give me some ideas"
>oh for christs sake
> "uhh... Chipotle?"
> "... yeah, that sounds good. let's do that"
> feel like i have seen the face of god
User avatar #25 to #19 - thedungeonmaster ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
In all fairness, no one says no to Chipotle.
User avatar #27 to #25 - captainstinkypinky (07/30/2014) [-]
I say no to chipotle

but I'm a massive faggot
User avatar #53 to #27 - thedungeonmaster ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Hey, we're all faggots to some degree here. But seriously, you don't like Chipotle? The **** is wrong with you?
User avatar #55 to #53 - captainstinkypinky (07/31/2014) [-]
I don't know, I was just never a fan of Mexican-type food.

although everyone says it's like jesus cumming on your tongue
#46 to #25 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
I would enjoy going to Chipotle more, but the there's that problem of getting too much blood on my underwear.
User avatar #29 to #25 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
I don't even know what Chipotle is.
Hence, since I don't know what it is, I would ask what it is, so pretend we're dating and tell me what it is.
User avatar #41 to #29 - collateraldamageco (07/30/2014) [-]
a restaurant
User avatar #43 to #41 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
10/10 totally explains.
Sarcasm.
User avatar #47 to #43 - collateraldamageco (07/30/2014) [-]
Chipotle Mexican Grill, Inc. is a chain of restaurants in the United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Germany, and France, specializing in burritos and tacos. Its name derives from chipotle, the Mexican Spanish name for a smoked and dried jalapeño chili pepper.

The company has released a mission statement called Food with Integrity, which highlights its efforts in using organic ingredients, and serves more naturally raised meat than any other restaurant chain. Chipotle is one of the first chains of fast casual dining establishments.

Founded by Steve Ells in 1993, Chipotle had 16 restaurants (all in Colorado) when McDonald's Corporation became a major investor in 1998. By the time McDonald's fully divested itself from Chipotle in 2006, the chain had grown to over 500 locations.

With more than 1600 locations, Chipotle had a net income in 2013 of US $327.4 million and a staff of more than 45,000 employees.

Chipotle's menu consists of five items: burritos, fajita burritos, burrito bowls, tacos, and salads. The price of each item is based on the choice of chicken, pork carnitas, barbacoa, steak, or vegetarian (with guacamole). A tofu-based "sofritas" is being test-marketed. Additional optional toppings include rice, beans, four types of salsa, sour cream, cheese, or lettuce. When asked about expanding the menu, Steve Ells said, "[I]t's important to keep the menu focused, because if you just do a few things, you can ensure that you do them better than anybody else." The majority of food is prepared in each restaurant, with some exceptions being the beans and carnitas, which are prepared at a central kitchen in Chicago, Illinois. None of the restaurants have freezers, microwave ovens, or can openers. Most restaurants sell beer and margaritas in addition to soft drinks and fruit drinks. Chipotle was in the process of testing a children's menu, and experimenting with breakfast foods at Washington Dulles International Airport."
User avatar #48 to #47 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Now I know that I would say no to Chipotle.
User avatar #45 to #43 - collateraldamageco (07/30/2014) [-]
it has mexican food
#24 - GrnLantern (07/30/2014) [-]
It usually goes like this.
It usually goes like this.
User avatar #14 - froggets (07/30/2014) [-]
Jeez, my ex-gf was like this, she complained that we never did anything special together, so I asked her "what about we go out and eat dinner on a resturante for a change?" and she said "nah, that is to expensive" May I add that we were/are both students, money isn't something we're loaded on
So, a week later, I made a big meal, put roses on the table, cleaned her apartment etc. etc. to surprise her when she got home, bitch finaly got home, got mad at me because she didn't want me to spend all that money on her.....

I'm glad she and I broke up.... you may say you want a girlfriend, but trust me, you don't want a girlfriend, what all of you guys really want is a best friend who loves you in a romantic way, and that isn't always what all relationships are based on...
#28 to #14 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
> Students, don't have a lot of money
>Girlfriend doesn't want you to spend money, because you can use it on something better.
>Spend it anyway
> Get mad at girlfriend, when she reacts in a completely logical way to you wasting money.


***** what?
User avatar #15 to #14 - toosexyforyou (07/30/2014) [-]
You think you know me, bitch? I want a dumb blonde slut who gets on my dick after a phone call and I don't have to see her during the time between after sex till the next phone call.
User avatar #33 to #15 - kalagas (07/30/2014) [-]
That's a sex friend, not a girlfriend.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toosexyforyou (07/30/2014) [-]
You think I give a **** what you call her?
User avatar #35 to #34 - kalagas (07/30/2014) [-]
You're trying too hard here.
User avatar #18 to #14 - chuffberry (07/30/2014) [-]
that's the key to a long relationship, though. you have to find someone who will be your best friend when you don't feel like ******* them. this is the key to eternal happiness.
User avatar #49 to #18 - froggets (07/30/2014) [-]
I still you are allowed to call me stupid and naive for saying this that sex is still key to any long therm relationship, I don't think it's what holds any dysfunctional relationship together, but if you have to people who get along great, they're basically perfect for eachother, but there is no sex, that'll become a problem sooner or later... I would say Might be a high number here that a good working relationship in long therm should have sex about 2-3 times a week

Also just wanted to bring this out because my ex was a really cute person, looked great had amazing tits etc. etc. she never randomly kissed me, or hugged me, or did any of that stuff, I did that to her (maybe I'm the weird one) but I believe that showing you love someone should be expressed in both physical and ... emotional( ????) ways, I don't know, I just feel like I spent 3 years with a woman who was in love with me for 1/3 of it
#38 - earldibblesjr (07/30/2014) [-]
I had a gf one time, she did this 			****		 at least once a weak.    
We'd plan a date for chili's or some other place. Friday/Saturday rolls around and she's all like no I don't wanna go there blah blah blah.    
Then she would always tell me she wanted to go dancing, EVERY single time I tried to take her she didn't go.    
   
MFW trying to plan anything with her.    
   
MFW when I realized I should've just dated the other girl I was talking to at the time.
I had a gf one time, she did this **** at least once a weak.
We'd plan a date for chili's or some other place. Friday/Saturday rolls around and she's all like no I don't wanna go there blah blah blah.
Then she would always tell me she wanted to go dancing, EVERY single time I tried to take her she didn't go.

MFW trying to plan anything with her.

MFW when I realized I should've just dated the other girl I was talking to at the time.
#32 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
I called her like "do you wanna go to the restaurant tonight ?" and she was really happy.
That's the night I got back with her, still a happy memory
User avatar #31 - badgerbaiting (07/30/2014) [-]
One of my exes dumped me after I drew a clown face on her after she stayed at mine for the night. I didn't tell her and she didn't notice until she got home.

By "ex" I mean "one night stand" and by "dumped" I mean "threatened to have me beaten up and never talked to me again" which was a shame because she seemed nice
#30 - theseustheminotaur ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
This actually happens?

My friend wants to open a restaurant called "I don't know" or "I don't care" so he can have his girlfriend pick a place to eat
#37 to #30 - Orc (07/30/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Your friend likes to copy old ass jokes.
#54 to #37 - theseustheminotaur ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
how do you know how old my friend is? How do you know it isn't HIS joke?
#22 - dwarfman (07/30/2014) [-]
What do you want to eat? Do you really want to know is the question.
User avatar #2 - drgilby (07/30/2014) [-]
ok. what does mvp mean
User avatar #3 to #2 - fistfireace (07/30/2014) [-]
Most Valuable Player.
User avatar #4 to #3 - drgilby (07/30/2014) [-]
YAY NOW I GET REFERENCES ON THE INTANETS
User avatar #5 to #4 - fistfireace (07/30/2014) [-]
Yup.
User avatar #6 to #5 - drgilby (07/30/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #7 to #6 - fistfireace (07/30/2014) [-]
Potassium.
User avatar #8 to #7 - drgilby (07/30/2014) [-]
Na?
User avatar #9 to #8 - fistfireace (07/30/2014) [-]
Sodium.
User avatar #10 to #9 - drgilby (07/30/2014) [-]
Nice, ok lets step it up a notch. CH4
User avatar #11 to #10 - fistfireace (07/30/2014) [-]
Can't really step it up a notch when I'm googling it except for potassium .
User avatar #12 to #11 - drgilby (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh... well come on Na is obvs sodium, group 1 metals brah. CH4 is methane, the maximum amount of hydrogens that can connect to carbon because of its need for electrons, TILL NEXT TIME
User avatar #13 to #12 - fistfireace (07/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, never did well at learning the elements..but, yeah, til next time.
#17 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
no. **** this.

I got called repeatedly a princess (for the first time in my life) by my french and italian male roommates because when we were debating on where to eat because I would say, "oh! Let's go here!"
That's annoying as **** . Don't call me princess because I have a god damn opinion and your slow asses can't think of anywhere to eat.
I didn't push my ideas on them and if they didn't want that place i would give another suggestion.
My older brother told me that i should always have an opinion/ suggestions ready if asked because if you don't have an opinion then you're just…dull.
User avatar #40 to #17 - urbanknightx (07/30/2014) [-]
so I suppose your older brother is like, your authority on anything?
you still sound like a bitch for insulting your roommates for calling you a harmless name.
#20 to #17 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
You just sound like a bitch
#39 to #20 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
It's generally interpreted that way when females express an opinion.
User avatar #42 to #39 - collateraldamageco (07/30/2014) [-]
maybe if you didn't express your opinions in such a bitchy way maybe people wouldn't think you're a bitch
User avatar #26 - confusedwolf ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
but i weigh 103 with a 15000 cal diet i really am fine with what ever
User avatar #44 to #26 - collateraldamageco (07/30/2014) [-]
do you spend 24 hours a day running or do you have some kind of freakish hyper metabolism?
User avatar #50 to #44 - confusedwolf ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
hyper metabolism i sit around and do nothing alot
User avatar #51 to #50 - collateraldamageco (07/31/2014) [-]
how do you afford food when you have to eat 8 times as much as the average person?
User avatar #52 to #51 - confusedwolf ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
you buy in bulk and on sale lucky for me i dont get tired of food easy
User avatar #21 - homohominilupusest (07/30/2014) [-]
Major Vaginal Pounding ?
#16 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
Women can be so god damn annoying... if we couldn't **** them there is no way in hell we'd put up with all of their stupid ******** .
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