If FJ shuts down. I'm going to miss all you mother .. No, don't say that. You will make me sad. We are sort of like a dysfunctional family on here. If FJ shuts down I'm going to miss all you mother No don't say that You will make me sad We are sort of like a dysfunctional family on here
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #558 - anon id:
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Admin's FJ Stats Copypasta:

What FJ hosting costs each month:

-FJ maxes out 2 gbps a second connection and push 10 high end xeon servers to their limits. I have 1000-2000 connections per second and random people constantly trying to DDOS the site, hit max connection limit and bring it down.
-The comments mysql table alone is 60 gb. Media storage is about 2 tb.
-70,000 comments per day posted on the site. About 20,000-30,000 images uploaded per day. 11,000,000 impressions according to analytics.
FJ uses the cheapest european bandwidth that costs half as much as american bandwidth and 4x cheaper then amazon cloud hosting.
-All of this alone costs $10,000 a month on the cheapest host, leaseweb, that sells bulk bandwidth and servers to large sites.
- If FJ members could help pay this bill each month that would be awesome. If you can't afford to donate, then upload funny content and give it a detailed short description and tag.

FJ Site Stats:
Who votes each day?
- Average 10,500 different users, maybe 1,000 anonymous
Who comments each day?
- About 7,000 different users, 1,000 anonymous
Impressions?
- About 11 million day, 400,000 unique
Shouldn't all this make a lot of money?
- No. I've tried every major ad network and the CPM is about 1 cent per 1,000 visitors. Users are too young or poor to make money from ads on. On one major network I sent a full day's traffic and only made two dollars. I'm not joking.
The only profitable thing is malware or very annoying ads like adfly. I don't want to do that.
Then how did FJ survive before? I used adsense and other advertisers but they kicked me because users spammed porn in order to "rebel" and get the site shut down.

Donate option coming soon.
Easy ways to support FJ.
1) Buy stuff from Amazon and FJ gets a commission: funnyjunk.com/Buy+stuff+from+amazon+and+support+FJ/text/4970613/
2) Buy t-shirts from FJ spreadshirt shop: funnyjunkshop.spreadshirt.com/
3) No money? No problem. A free way to help FJ: funnyjunk.com/Free+ways+to+help+out+the+site/text/4971470/
#569 to #558 - TCRCPRODUCTIONS
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So if it costs $10,000 a month to run, and you are saying you get paid a couple dollars for a full days traffic, why are you even bothering with the site. Why not sell it to someone else?
#581 to #569 - cjasper
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Maybe... Just maybe he actually cares for the site and it's users.
Maybe... Just maybe he actually cares for the site and it's users.
User avatar #565 to #558 - completeaddiction **User deleted account**
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So how does a site like tumblr or reddit survive? Reddit I'd understand but tumblr has loads of porn and I never see their merch in public (although I'm sure it exists). I'm just asking out of curiosity.
User avatar #570 to #565 - exclamation
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tumblr has loads of indoorsy teenage girls, artists, people who actually ******* blog, and porn on it. They're gonna pay the bills.
User avatar #573 to #570 - completeaddiction **User deleted account**
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true. I feel like the personality of FJ's community limits the amount of regular's here. We're pretty ******* tight though.
#577 to #558 - Nameloc
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Could look into HostGator. Speed would suffer a bit.

I pay $20 a month for 5 domains on a single windows server, shared SSL, unlimited disk space, unlimited data usage, etc.

**** the 2gbps. Just go with something simpler to keep it going.

Also, they have dedicated servers for way less than $10,000 a month.
www.hostgator.com/dedicated
User avatar #616 to #558 - undeadwill
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Are the tshirts made with sweat shop labor if so I'll take 20.
User avatar #567 to #558 - marinepenguin
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"If FJ members could help pay this bill each month that would be great"

10,000/month

10,000+ users. If everyone donated one measly dollar, this site would be paid for.

Possibly make an option to link debit cards to the site where you can make automatic withdrawals? I'd sure as hell link mine up and set up a dollar a week or just 5 bucks a month. I've been here every day for over 3 years, I owe this site some money.

If that simply isn't possible then I'll just donate, but it's an idea.
#562 to #558 - licestr
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See? with simple and polite explanations you are gonna get far with the community, one thing is to call us names for the sake of fun, but for other stuff be more profecional and im assure you it will pay off, this is a perfet example of what i'm saying
See? with simple and polite explanations you are gonna get far with the community, one thing is to call us names for the sake of fun, but for other stuff be more profecional and im assure you it will pay off, this is a perfet example of what i'm saying
User avatar #437 - theflamingfire [OP]
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Everyone I made this chat room for FJ users join me in the chatroom tinychat.com/5ntu1t
User avatar #550 to #437 - urbancohort
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Banned me. I just wanted play cards.
User avatar #553 to #550 - theflamingfire [OP]
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There are over 20 people in chat and you kept spamming that same link
#556 to #553 - urbancohort
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I just wanted play cards.
I just wanted play cards.
User avatar #574 to #437 - notdjfood
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best chatroom every
User avatar #618 to #574 - theflamingfire [OP]
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Why thank you
User avatar #575 to #574 - notdjfood
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ever
User avatar #596 to #437 - dalgaard
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Admin there were tits. Ban this man.
User avatar #604 to #596 - theflamingfire [OP]
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There was?
User avatar #605 to #604 - dalgaard
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There was
User avatar #606 to #605 - theflamingfire [OP]
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Did someone show there tits on the webcam or something tell me what happened when I left
User avatar #607 to #606 - dalgaard
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some dude kept telling her to show us her tits and he kept at it. Finally she gave in and did it.

Then that same dude started telling other girls tits or gtfo. So yea.. Thats where I left for school so i dont know what happend afterwards.
User avatar #608 to #607 - theflamingfire [OP]
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**** I shouldn't have went to sleep
User avatar #609 to #608 - dalgaard
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..Dude if you want tits there is a lot on the internet.
#610 to #609 - theflamingfire [OP]
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Well It happened in my chatroom and I missed it
Well It happened in my chatroom and I missed it
#612 to #610 - dalgaard
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Cmon man its not really that big of a deal, just a couple of tits from an attention whore who was pushed to do it by some beta.

But hey, whatever floats your boat man. Have a good one.
#613 to #612 - theflamingfire [OP]
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#614 to #613 - dalgaard
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..wtf
User avatar #615 to #614 - theflamingfire [OP]
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**** sorry I copied a link from a video tinychat.com/pmt7ja
User avatar #598 to #596 - Xaftz
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links to **** stuff are allowed.
#599 to #598 - dalgaard
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Even tho there were tats, I was only joking mate (=
User avatar #600 to #599 - Xaftz
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Suuuuure
User avatar #601 to #600 - dalgaard
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il hook u in da gabbar m8
#8 - thedevilsriddle
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No, don't say that. You will make me sad. We are sort of like a dysfunctional family on here.
No, don't say that. You will make me sad. We are sort of like a dysfunctional family on here.
#180 to #8 - dysfunctionate
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This is the closest ive ever come to being mentioned.
User avatar #190 to #180 - thedevilsriddle
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Oh, I am sorry. Well, I am glad you commented at least! I like your name.
User avatar #36 to #8 - randomwanker
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shut up fag
can I be the asshole brother?
#91 to #36 - thedevilsriddle
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User avatar #44 to #36 - greenstrongworld
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I need to be that younger brother that just likes to **** **** up.
User avatar #346 to #36 - chupiter
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Must I slap yer ****?
Dibs on drunkard uncle
User avatar #387 to #346 - randomwanker
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Aggressively sexual assaulting uncle which makes my life horrible and is the reason I'm such a faggot to everyone?
User avatar #602 to #387 - chupiter
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Thats exactly it. But since you're such a little know-it-all I must continue to torment you because you're the success of one of my siblings happy family.
#39 - chaoticlaw
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I'm fairly sure FJ won't shut down, but on the off chance it does....


All of you are a bunch of wonderful faggots.
#80 to #39 - commissarcrunch
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We did good though, we wasted a helluva lot of time
User avatar #365 to #39 - adrilazzaro
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I remember when there the whole SOPA act trying to get passed and i saw this image hit frontpage, feelsbadman.png
#555 to #39 - anon id: 692cf5e5
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i must ask you the source of this picture, i feel like ive seen it before.
#564 to #555 - anon id: 6cd96351
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Oops.. "Titanic" -_- 1997
#563 to #555 - anon id: 6cd96351
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The Titanic.
User avatar #488 to #39 - enkmaster
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In the words of General Montgomery:

"If we cannot stay here alive, then we will stay here dead"

I wont leave till the last damn day the site stays up.
#43 to #39 - reaperspizza
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one hell of a good time
#65 - squalllionhart
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you might all be cunts    
but you're my cunts
you might all be cunts
but you're my cunts
#566 to #65 - mailstrom
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And you will always be our little special cunt   
   
 gif relevant
And you will always be our little special cunt

gif relevant
#66 - include
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All this talk about FJ shutting down, just when I started liking this site and it's fellow users.
All this talk about FJ shutting down, just when I started liking this site and it's fellow users.
User avatar #206 to #66 - crazypat
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Don't worry if it does shutdown more than likely you can find us on 4chan or the shutdown will invoke a wave of donations to admin and we will be back up for some time after.
User avatar #136 to #66 - tranquilizer
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I feel exactly the same way
#623 to #66 - funnytyler
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Same here. Right when I get in the top 5 like the second day I'm here...
User avatar #624 to #623 - include
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Dude this is 7 months old.
#69 to #66 - ostemad
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Don't worry it won't. These things gets really overhyped. Fj army assemble, same content on the frontpage and so on.. In a couple of days we'll all be hating on justin bieber and some new internet treaty again.
User avatar #12 - scoopdeedoo
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this site is taking too much of my time and I kinda want to leave
User avatar #38 to #12 - imadps
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Yes, I agree. I've been addicted since before I made my account, and I've probably put in some 15 days+ time into this site.
#41 to #12 - anon id: 03f751aa
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I deleted my account about a week ago, and here I am.
#572 to #12 - marinepenguin
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But you won't. Because you can't.
But you won't. Because you can't.
User avatar #182 to #12 - yutdollacwwwthree
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You can try

but you will always come crawling back
#79 to #12 - damakorithus
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taking too much time for fj?
User avatar #14 to #12 - greenbob
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I shamefully agree. I should be really learning aluminium alloys, but here i am, wasting my time and replying to people who wont even reply
#111 to #14 - dawggz
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REPLY INBOUND
REPLY INBOUND
User avatar #156 - akabei
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I'll be completely honest. As much as we call like to be assholes, call each other fags, say stupid **** over stupid ****, etc., I love all of you. The entire FJ community is like a family to me, and I think we all know that deep down. You all make me happy inside. So if this site actually does end up shutting down, remember I love you all.
#490 to #156 - enkmaster
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#178 to #156 - tdotlegitz
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**** off
User avatar #158 to #156 - gwigglewiggle
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shutup faggot
User avatar #167 to #158 - ProWig
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i love u the most
User avatar #168 to #167 - gwigglewiggle
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aw
#1 - angrybarts
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Admin is adding a store or some **** and you can buy your way to have a cooler looking account. Like a gold name or the ability to change your name or something like that. It's all explained here.   
   
/www.funnyjunk.com/Cheap+things+I+could+sell+on+FJ/text/4969889/
Admin is adding a store or some **** and you can buy your way to have a cooler looking account. Like a gold name or the ability to change your name or something like that. It's all explained here.

/www.funnyjunk.com/Cheap+things+I+could+sell+on+FJ/text/4969889/
User avatar #7 to #1 - chuckbillrow
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oh gods funnyjunk gold is going to be a thing... the other websites are going to stop ignoring us and start making fun of us
User avatar #294 to #7 - lamarisagoodname
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nothing new, I don't see the downside here
User avatar #10 to #7 - Durricane **User deleted account**
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Then let FJ die if you feel that strongly.

I personally don't care if this place gets shut down.
#11 to #10 - wtfcantiusenumbrs
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Comment Picture
#472 to #10 - cazabrow
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******, you don't deserve that blue name.
User avatar #619 to #472 - Durricane **User deleted account**
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Never asked for it.
#349 to #10 - strangesir
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Says the guy with a blue name, let alone an account on said place.
Says the guy with a blue name, let alone an account on said place.
User avatar #620 to #349 - Durricane **User deleted account**
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also used to be ranked #9 in comments. Still have that strong sense of apathy towards this place.
User avatar #2 to #1 - theflamingfire [OP]
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I know I saw it but if that fails funnyjunk will be shutdown....
User avatar #3 to #2 - angrybarts
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In all honesty i see maybe a 25% chance of it shutting down. A lot of people Including me Care about this site ill probably donate a good chunk of money so the site will stay ruining im sure alot of other people will to
User avatar #4 to #3 - theflamingfire [OP]
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Ill buy a slap bracelet and other **** and have FJ swag that's the best swag out there
#5 to #4 - angrybarts
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I asked if there would be FJ brand dildos. Still no reply though
I asked if there would be FJ brand dildos. Still no reply though
#9 to #5 - thedevilsriddle
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They should have OP written on them.
They should have OP written on them.
#6 to #5 - theflamingfire [OP]
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#138 - iseewhatididthere
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Comrades. If FJ goes down. Its been an honor.
#160 to #138 - elsuperburrito
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#461 to #160 - mayhemtuesday
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See you space cowboy.
See you space cowboy.
#133 - mrawesomepotato
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If this site shuts down, where the **** else is there to go? Imgur? **** no. 4chan? Maybe, but I also don't want become a monster. 9gag?.. I don't want to ******* leave. Please make sure fj doesn't shut down. I'll die with it.
If this site shuts down, where the **** else is there to go? Imgur? **** no. 4chan? Maybe, but I also don't want become a monster. 9gag?.. I don't want to ******* leave. Please make sure fj doesn't shut down. I'll die with it.
User avatar #153 to #133 - RealStrangeSteve
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Reddit. You get to see a lot of Funnyjunks top content a few days early.
User avatar #194 to #133 - ryderjbudde
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I guess there's always Reddit...
User avatar #210 to #194 - mrawesomepotato
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Yeah i've tried using reddit. I have no clue what im doing. Plus, i've invested 7+ years into this site. I'm attached.
User avatar #213 to #210 - ryderjbudde
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I've been here a while as well, third account and I tried reddit as well, and I see what you mean. But, I don't think this site is going to get shutdown, anyway.
#162 to #133 - theflamingfire [OP]
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Hold me...