Ich bin ein gay. Source: In content. 8 GETTING READY FOR THE WINTER LOLYMPICS OVER Bl RUSSIA. AND GERMANY JUST UNVEILED THEIR _‘_ Wall';’ CLORED OLYMPIC UNIFORM
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Ich bin ein gay. Source: In content. 8 GETTING READY FOR THE WINTER LOLYMPICS OVER Bl RUSSIA. AND GERMANY JUST UNVEILED THEIR _‘_ Wall';’ CLORED OLYMPIC UNIFORM

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8 GETTING READY FOR THE WINTER LOLYMPICS OVER Bl RUSSIA.
AND GERMANY JUST UNVEILED THEIR _‘_ Wall';’ CLORED OLYMPIC UNIFORMS,
WHEN SEEM TO BE A SUBTLE PROTEST AGAINS: T RUSSIA' S LAWS.
YOU DAN TELL HOW MUCH THE WORLD HAS CHANGED WHEN GERMANS ME
THE ONES WHO ARE LIKE '' IS JUST WRONG.”
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User avatar #32 - killinkyle (10/13/2013) [-]
'GETTING READY FOR THE WINTER LOLYMPICS OVER Bl RUSSIA.'

Ah, lightbulb, might want to take a second look at that one buddy...
#49 to #32 - amuzen (10/13/2013) [-]
Man I would totally watch the winter Lolympics over by Russia.
#85 - smokingman (10/14/2013) [-]
german atlet's fw
#169 to #85 - lolibear (10/14/2013) [-]
What is that from, it looks familiar.
#148 to #85 - benderisgreat (10/14/2013) [-]
Is that an appletini ?
#15 - acidreign (10/13/2013) [-]
For anyone curious.
#83 to #15 - desreversti (10/14/2013) [-]
i wasn't, but i am now.....look at those girls
User avatar #150 to #15 - gormless (10/14/2013) [-]
I think they look pretty cool.
User avatar #151 to #15 - missrainbowdash (10/14/2013) [-]
there's no purple or pink
#42 to #15 - anisbanana (10/13/2013) [-]
At first I thought why are they wearing turbans

mfw
User avatar #113 to #15 - elcreepo ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
Maybe instead of being for gay rights they're doing it because they got a fabulous new costume designer.
#16 to #15 - anon (10/13/2013) [-]
Not really rainbow.
User avatar #38 to #16 - hyeroshi (10/13/2013) [-]
They still look pretty gay though.
#2 - superduperpuper (10/13/2013) [-]
*Ich bin ein Schwuler (Even if no one says it like that you would always just hear I'm gay so "Ich bin schwul" or if you really want to impress with your gramatical sk1ll0r sk1llz "Schwul bin ich")

You're welcome.
User avatar #3 to #2 - mudkipfucker (10/13/2013) [-]
I was going for a JFK Ich bin ein Berliner reference. I understand thats its wrong in every sense. But Thanks
#4 to #3 - superduperpuper (10/13/2013) [-]
Oh no you'd say "Ich bin ein Berliner". And it's not directly wrong. The sentence is correct. It's just that no one would say it. That's all. It's just a stupid senseless sideinformation.
User avatar #5 to #4 - mudkipfucker (10/13/2013) [-]
are, fair enough, mein german is pretty bad. thanks
#6 to #5 - superduperpuper (10/13/2013) [-]
Nah it's just like we Germans say: "Deutsches Sprache, schweres Sprache" "Germanic language, difficultic language"
User avatar #8 to #6 - blackstarshooter (10/13/2013) [-]
*Deutsche Sprache, schwere Strafe.

German master race reporting in. I shouldn't say that loud, should I?...
User avatar #220 to #8 - melwach (10/14/2013) [-]
Say it loud and proud, son.
#237 to #6 - superduperpuper (10/14/2013) [-]
Echt? Ich kenne den nur so. (wie ich es auch schon dann, bewusst falsch ins Englische übersetzt habe.)
User avatar #10 - teoferrazzi (10/13/2013) [-]
>american jokes about germany's discrimination
>black segregation was a more recent affair than the holocaust
**** you
User avatar #59 to #10 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/13/2013) [-]
If we committed genocide against blacks then maybe you would have a point, but we didn't.
User avatar #12 to #10 - ivoryhammer (10/13/2013) [-]
America didn't send black people to death camps, murdering over 6 million blacks.
User avatar #13 to #12 - eddymolly (10/13/2013) [-]
Arguable in terms of the American slave trade. I'm not sure 6 million, but still quite a lot. You have to admit, pretty much every power in world history have been bastards, doesn't matter who they are now, every country was evil at some point.
User avatar #17 to #13 - impaledsandwich (10/13/2013) [-]
The vast majority of blacks taken in the slave trade ended up in South America. Only a few hundred thousand (if I remember correctly) were sent to America compared to the millions sent elsewhere. Either way, none of them were sent to death camps. That would be a horrible investment.
User avatar #21 to #17 - eddymolly (10/13/2013) [-]
A quick google says aprox. 600,000 in total, with at least 40% or so in the north, so a good 240,000 in the north.

And I didn't mean literally they were shipped over and killed, I meant it more in a sense of they were kept locked in a place till they die.

And it was more of a comment on the fact no nation really has a right to say another one is "more evil" or anything like that, all Nations have been evil at previous points in history.
User avatar #27 to #21 - impaledsandwich (10/13/2013) [-]
Oh no, I'm not saying we colonies were the holy paradises we're told to believe they were. However, I don't think slavery was quite as evil as the organized extermination of ten million people.
#29 to #27 - eddymolly (10/13/2013) [-]
No, true, the 6 million killed in the Holocaust was more than the slave trade, but if you're talking in terms of who is "more evil", how do you say who is more evil? Is it purely number based? Or i it methods etc? How does one judge Evil? It gets into a whole new ballpark then, and its a bit late to be getting into all this crap.   
   
I think this gif nicely sums up my feelings on the matter
No, true, the 6 million killed in the Holocaust was more than the slave trade, but if you're talking in terms of who is "more evil", how do you say who is more evil? Is it purely number based? Or i it methods etc? How does one judge Evil? It gets into a whole new ballpark then, and its a bit late to be getting into all this crap.

I think this gif nicely sums up my feelings on the matter
#31 to #29 - impaledsandwich (10/13/2013) [-]
Fair enough, though I think we can agree that Hitler's worst mistake was not finishing the job.   
   
 By reading this spoiler, you agree that this is only a joke, and that it does not necessarily reflect the views of its poster. You also agree to give impaledsandwich a hundred-year lease on your anus in exchange for the ability to fly (provided you get a pilot's license and an airplane).
Fair enough, though I think we can agree that Hitler's worst mistake was not finishing the job.

By reading this spoiler, you agree that this is only a joke, and that it does not necessarily reflect the views of its poster. You also agree to give impaledsandwich a hundred-year lease on your anus in exchange for the ability to fly (provided you get a pilot's license and an airplane).
#34 to #21 - yodawgiheard (10/13/2013) [-]
A cursory Google search reveals that the majority of slaves in the trans-Atlantic slave trade were sent to places other than the colonies.

Portugese America: 38.5%
British America (minus North America): 18.4%
Spanish Empire: 17.5%
French Americas: 13.6%
British North America: 6.45%

The reason that this happened is because the crops grown in South America and the Carribean were mainly cash crops like sugar and rice, and as such required a LOT more labor to produce and harvest. One of my textbooks said that the rate of attrition was so incredibly bad in Brazil that the slaves were dying off faster than they could be replaced, with an average life expectancy of 6 months to a year before conditions improved (done of course so that slaves could work for longer, not because the slave owners were nice or anything).

So, in short, sure, the Colonies did have slavery, and they did receive many slaves, and slavery IS bad, but to be oblivious to the millions of slaves that died in Brazil and elsewhere in South America within the same time period is ignorance that I just can't ignore.

Sources: My African American Studies class in college, and en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic_slave_trade#European_colonization_and_slavery_in_the_Americas
User avatar #33 to #12 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (10/13/2013) [-]
not that im dissagering but, a fun fact
during WW2 america sent a large portion of it's Asian citazins to concentration camps, under the guize of them being 'potential spy's'
User avatar #40 to #33 - trystanvierra (10/13/2013) [-]
*internment camps. We didn't KILL them. We released them all, as well.
User avatar #35 to #10 - oceanfrank ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
except we didnt kill 6 million of them you *******
#37 to #35 - anon (10/13/2013) [-]
Neither of you killed anybody! Let's not argue about who's ancestor did what. we are all individuals children.
YOU ARE NOT YOUR COUNTRY.
User avatar #61 to #37 - teoferrazzi (10/13/2013) [-]
I'm italian. just because I got riled up by american stupidity doesn't mean I have to be german.
all we did was gas a few ethiopians but who hasn't
User avatar #98 to #61 - thepandaking (10/14/2013) [-]
"american stupidity"
I was on your side until you sounded like a completely bigoted faggot. You have to realize that Americans, like me, also look down on dumb tv jokes like this, it's hipocritical, but it's just for the ratings to get a couple laughs at another country.
Calm the **** down and get off your high horse of calling every American stupid.
User avatar #99 to #98 - teoferrazzi (10/14/2013) [-]
huh, last time I checked, Jimmy Fallon was american.. so his is american stupidity..
User avatar #103 to #99 - thepandaking (10/14/2013) [-]
or just the stupidity of American media more like, the stupidity of the fact that these kinds of jokes get more views than others. He's actually a good guy, but anyway calling it "American stupidity" such as to generalize all Americans as stupid, is a pretty dumb thing to say in my opinion.
User avatar #106 to #103 - teoferrazzi (10/14/2013) [-]
I didn't mean to say all americans are stupid.
however, there is a certain brand of stupidity that is typical of americans [not all of them]
User avatar #109 to #106 - thepandaking (10/14/2013) [-]
see even that is still pointing fingers while turning a blind eye to the rest of the world, every country's media pulls this kind of crap where they have stupid hypocritical jokes just to make middle age mothers at home laugh. It's all around the world, there's American stupidity, but there's also Canadian stupidity, and English stupidity, and Italian stupidity.
Or we can all just be honest with ourselves and recognize that humans in general have a lot of stupid faults, and that we should stop pointing out extremes and saying "look, see how these people are?"

just saiyan man.
User avatar #111 to #109 - teoferrazzi (10/14/2013) [-]
oh, and Italy? it's the ******* worst.
User avatar #110 to #109 - teoferrazzi (10/14/2013) [-]
you can say what you want, but this kind of joke would never fly in the UK because they have a historical and geographical awareness that americans lack. sure other things about the UK are bad but ignorance of history isn't one of them.
User avatar #116 to #110 - thepandaking (10/14/2013) [-]
but those things would fly though, and they do. I've seen so many clips of that famous news broadcaster's show (forgetting his name completely) saying ignorant things all of the time. My point is that there really is no possible condition in which a boundary can make you a certain kind of stupid. There are different kinds of stupid everywhere.
I'm the kind of stupid who engages in long discussions on the internet from time to time.

It's everywhere, and I'd never venture to say that Americans as a whole aren't stupid, but I'd also never say Americans as a whole are. Nor would I say such a thing about another country, since I know that generalizations are highly invalid.
User avatar #105 to #99 - elcreepo ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
Not all Americans are stupid, you naive little inbred.
User avatar #104 to #61 - elcreepo ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
American stupidity? Get off your pompous ass and realize that what America did is in no way the same as what Germany did.

Also, desegregation ended only 20 years after the end of WW2. And most countries were just as racist at some point, even to the point of killing different races (in much smaller amounts than hitler).
User avatar #142 to #104 - northleech ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
You do realize that Americans being stupid is a stereotype, right? Deal with it, your media and your presidents recently have been ******* awful, and your educational system is awful, so people make jokes about that, and the whole "god bless America" you hear all the time makes people laugh. That being said, of course you are not all stupid, and of course you are not all warmongers! It's a freaking stereotype, it's like namecalling. Would you, outside of the internet, say that every black person is a thief? Hell no!
#172 to #37 - golbot (10/14/2013) [-]
I killed a black jew once...
#50 to #35 - byzantinian (10/13/2013) [-]
America didn't kill people in concentration camps,but it did and still does through airstrikes and even through funding terrorist groups in syria,formerly in libya,afghanistan,etc. and everyone knows that,lets not talk about that one time when us airforce killed 2500+ civilians in serbia in 1999 or the time when in gulf war it dropped a thermal bomb on an orphenage in iraq,burning 480+ people to death,yeah,that's democracy,so **** you both.
User avatar #68 to #35 - teoferrazzi (10/13/2013) [-]
if you're really going to say that slavery as a whole wasn't as bad as the holocaust, then you need to go back to whatever high school you dropped out of
#92 to #68 - teranin (10/14/2013) [-]
you... are aware that you didn't say slavery in your original comment, right?  Segregation is a 			*******		 different than enslavement.  Both a terrible, sure, but segregation isn't even remotely 			*******		 close to as bad as a massacre on the scale of genetically eliminating an entire group of people.  You should probably stop sniffing your own farts in your prius, it's giving you brain damage.
you... are aware that you didn't say slavery in your original comment, right? Segregation is a ******* different than enslavement. Both a terrible, sure, but segregation isn't even remotely ******* close to as bad as a massacre on the scale of genetically eliminating an entire group of people. You should probably stop sniffing your own farts in your prius, it's giving you brain damage.
User avatar #91 to #68 - oceanfrank ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
It wasn't.... they got to live their lives and raise families that eventually got equal treatment. The jews in the concentration camps were killed for the sole purpose of eradication and ethnic cleansing.
User avatar #229 to #35 - Tazdingo (10/14/2013) [-]
Hitler didn't kill 6 million blacks either.
#165 - dragonthorn (10/14/2013) [-]
German's faces if they win.   
   
   
   
(I hope they do.)
German's faces if they win.



(I hope they do.)
#82 - tornadomad (10/13/2013) [-]
This may only be slightly related, but I feel the need to post it.
User avatar #101 to #82 - heartlessrobot (10/14/2013) [-]
Rule 1: Never invade Russia
#136 to #101 - oedad (10/14/2013) [-]
But Russia has been invaded by tons of people and lost in matter of fact Germany forced Russia to surrender just 20 years before WW2
User avatar #137 to #136 - heartlessrobot (10/14/2013) [-]
If you're talking about WW1, Germany wasn't in Russia when they pulled out of the war. And no one has succeeded since the Mongols.
User avatar #95 to #82 - alhemicar (10/14/2013) [-]
If I recall corectlly, Panthers were only used as reserve, the main tanks were Tigers.
#100 - heartlessrobot (10/14/2013) [-]
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Now if only they sparkled.
Nazi Germany is hottest.
User avatar #194 - bjorntheberserk (10/14/2013) [-]
Jimmy Fallon looks like he farted and he liked the smell.
#164 - baitdoesnttalkback (10/14/2013) [-]
jimmy fallon is literally the worst talk show host ever.
#18 - acemplas (10/13/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #197 - husidusidu (10/14/2013) [-]
German athlets can perfor however they like, they still will be shown as nazis by retarded people. Like there was this nazipicture in england after someone took a look on his watch.
I wait for the day when the germans finnaly unerstand this and will blow up this olympic **** with tanks. Just to give the what they asked for.

First they let take it place in china, now in russia. I see how peaceful the olympic spirit nowdays is. But let us talk 30 days about the opener party and forget what this event was really about. Ironically, all this **** about presentation was invented by the nazis.
User avatar #146 - supername (10/14/2013) [-]
I get that reference
(the title)
#139 - hentaisweetie (10/14/2013) [-]
Later on-
User avatar #81 - TittyCinnamon (10/13/2013) [-]
god i ******* love germans.
#102 - heartlessrobot (10/14/2013) [-]
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Also, whoever says these are rainbow colored needs their eyes checked, rainbows are more than yellow, green, blue, and red.
User avatar #177 to #102 - thekeeperofthumbs (10/14/2013) [-]
The red isn't even that red
User avatar #125 to #102 - demandsgayversion (10/14/2013) [-]
I see red, orange, yellow, green, blue, inidigo, and violet. Red neck, orange hoodandshoulders, yellow top boob, green belly, indigo to blue jacket flaps, violet wrist cuffs. It's the orange hats and pants that make it look unbalanced.
User avatar #126 to #125 - heartlessrobot (10/14/2013) [-]
I'm not seeing the indigo, and that must be REALLY light violet.
User avatar #127 to #126 - demandsgayversion (10/14/2013) [-]
I still think it's close enough to call a rainbow.
User avatar #128 to #127 - heartlessrobot (10/14/2013) [-]
I'm two people short of a three-way, does that mean I still got laid?
User avatar #129 to #128 - demandsgayversion (10/14/2013) [-]
1/3 is way different than 6/7
User avatar #130 to #129 - heartlessrobot (10/14/2013) [-]
Still doesn't make a hexagon a heptagon. I do like how colorful the uniforms are, but it still doesn't remotely resemble a rainbow.
User avatar #131 to #130 - demandsgayversion (10/14/2013) [-]
You don't think it REMOTELY resembles a rainbow? Now you're just being unreasonable. It's clearly a rainbow, even if it does not meet the specific requirements of a rainbow.
User avatar #132 to #131 - heartlessrobot (10/14/2013) [-]
I personally would have balanced the amount of the separate colors, and would have kept them in the order they're shown in a rainbow.
User avatar #134 to #132 - demandsgayversion (10/14/2013) [-]
I say make the pants a bold blue and make the hat red, and it'd be just fine.
User avatar #133 to #132 - heartlessrobot (10/14/2013) [-]
And someone was thumbing you down, I thumbed you back up.
#157 to #131 - carlsagouin (10/14/2013) [-]
A rainbow's a rainbow, m8. There aren't german rainbows and african rainbows.
User avatar #158 to #157 - demandsgayversion (10/14/2013) [-]
I didn't say that. Nobody said that.
#159 to #158 - carlsagouin (10/14/2013) [-]
>It's clearly a rainbow, even if it does not meet the specific requirements of a rainbow.

But it's not one.
User avatar #162 to #159 - demandsgayversion (10/14/2013) [-]
It's not a textbook rainbow, but it's a rainbow. It's a street smart rainbow.
#234 to #162 - carlsagouin (10/14/2013) [-]
I've seen rainbows in real life, you know. There's a certain pattern.
User avatar #243 to #234 - demandsgayversion (10/15/2013) [-]
Their costume is supposed to a rainbow, not the human light spectrum.
#246 to #243 - carlsagouin (10/15/2013) [-]
And it's a fail
Sorry if you wanted a rainbow so bad, I feel you brah
User avatar #248 to #246 - demandsgayversion (10/15/2013) [-]
You have to be an idiot to look at those costumes and not see a rainbow. Even the germans admit it's a rainbow - it's not a gay rights protest, sadly, but it is a rainbow.
#249 to #248 - carlsagouin (10/15/2013) [-]
Wow, now you're calling me an idiot just because I don't agree with you   
It seems like you can't understand simple arguments. I'll help you, then, I'm holding no grudge against you.   
Tip : go look at rainbows on google images. You'll see that a rainbow has a certain pattern and certain colors, in a certain order.   
You don't make a rainbow by lining random colors together.   
   
"Oh look, a colorful shirt, it must represent a rainbow !"   
"No, my retarded son, it isn't. It's just colors put together"   
"But it looks like a rain-"   
"And yet it isn't."   
   
The fact that Germans think it's a rainbow doesn't make it true. If the Germans say the Earth is flat, are you going to believe them ?   
Maybe it was meant to be one, but it isn't. Stop trying to see rainbows everywhere.   
Lel'd at "sadly", by the way.
Wow, now you're calling me an idiot just because I don't agree with you
It seems like you can't understand simple arguments. I'll help you, then, I'm holding no grudge against you.
Tip : go look at rainbows on google images. You'll see that a rainbow has a certain pattern and certain colors, in a certain order.
You don't make a rainbow by lining random colors together.

"Oh look, a colorful shirt, it must represent a rainbow !"
"No, my retarded son, it isn't. It's just colors put together"
"But it looks like a rain-"
"And yet it isn't."

The fact that Germans think it's a rainbow doesn't make it true. If the Germans say the Earth is flat, are you going to believe them ?
Maybe it was meant to be one, but it isn't. Stop trying to see rainbows everywhere.
Lel'd at "sadly", by the way.
User avatar #250 to #249 - demandsgayversion (10/15/2013) [-]
You're being overly literal and stubborn. The shirt is missing ONE color from the rainbow, that doesn't make it not a rainbow.
#251 to #250 - carlsagouin (10/15/2013) [-]
Rainbow (grossly) = Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo
What I see is : Red, yellow, green, blue, orange
So every succession of colors is a rainbow now ?

What makes a rainbow, according to you, then ? Random colors in lines ?
User avatar #253 to #251 - demandsgayversion (10/15/2013) [-]
I see red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple - in that order. I agree the pants and hats add an unbalanced level of orange, but that's only relevant to their style, not their level of rainbowness. Look at the wrists, those are purple. And indigo? EASILY the most forgettable color in the rainbow, I'd say one color of blue is enough.
#254 to #253 - carlsagouin (10/15/2013) [-]
So, where's purple ?
#252 to #251 - carlsagouin (10/15/2013) [-]
I've even forgotten violet
User avatar #255 to #252 - demandsgayversion (10/15/2013) [-]
It's on their wrists.
#144 to #102 - iveseensomethings (10/14/2013) [-]
in Japan, "sochi" means son...so, yeah...
in Japan, "sochi" means son...so, yeah...
#154 - carlsagouin (10/14/2013) [-]
Thank you based Vlad
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