Ice-cream. gawd damn now i want ice-cream. arna: i keep cursing in ice cream flavors and my mom has told me to stop update: i still haven' t stopped how do you  Ice Cream Creamy deliciousness cursing
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Ice-cream

Ice-cream. gawd damn now i want ice-cream. arna: i keep cursing in ice cream flavors and my mom has told me to stop update: i still haven' t stopped how do you

gawd damn now i want ice-cream

arna:
i keep cursing in ice cream
flavors and my mom has told
me to stop
update: i still haven' t stopped
how do you curse in ice cream
flavors
what the mint chocolate chip did you
say to me punk
HI kick your rocky road and then
punch the ever loving strawberry
cheesecake out of you
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User avatar #1 - jamieswhiteshirt (04/25/2014) [-]
What the chocolate chip did you just strawberry say about me, you little cookie dough? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the pistachio out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my vanilla words. You think you can get away with saying that caramel to me over the Internet? Think again, peanut butter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, banana split. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re brownie dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little blueberry. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your cherry tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re mint dead, kiddo.
User avatar #18 to #1 - urumasi (04/26/2014) [-]
Aww man. I wanted to post that. Got it from the last time it got reposted.
#32 to #1 - anon (04/26/2014) [-]
I remember when this was first made. It's still just as great.
User avatar #38 to #1 - hokon (04/26/2014) [-]
i love your picture
#11 to #1 - Imrankhan (04/26/2014) [-]
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
#24 to #1 - dadukesta (04/26/2014) [-]
I'm 			*******		 wheezing right now!!!
I'm ******* wheezing right now!!!
#28 to #1 - zoologyexplain (04/26/2014) [-]
Mark my vanilla words
Mark my vanilla words
#2 to #1 - spanishiqiustion (04/26/2014) [-]
This is going to get front page just for that comment
#27 to #1 - capslockrage (04/26/2014) [-]
>think again, peanut butter
>think again, peanut butter
#13 to #1 - dangler (04/26/2014) [-]
This is one of the greatest examples of comments' being better than content.   
   
 Seriously that content was stupid but you have made the best of it, sir
This is one of the greatest examples of comments' being better than content.

Seriously that content was stupid but you have made the best of it, sir
#25 to #23 - dangler (04/26/2014) [-]
Thanks for linking me to your comment from three months ago (like what you just posted up there)! I'm so glad you've enlightened me. No one thinks you're a  douchebag. You shouldn't kill yourself.   
   
 No one gives a 			****
Thanks for linking me to your comment from three months ago (like what you just posted up there)! I'm so glad you've enlightened me. No one thinks you're a douchebag. You shouldn't kill yourself.

No one gives a ****
#14 to #1 - hoodedmetal (04/26/2014) [-]
I'm so very sorry
#15 to #14 - anon (04/26/2014) [-]
also **** in the last sentence
User avatar #16 to #15 - hoodedmetal (04/26/2014) [-]
Had a feeling I missed one
User avatar #30 to #16 - stealkidneys (04/26/2014) [-]
I thought you just meant **** and ass flavored ice cream
#5 to #1 - usamajime (04/26/2014) [-]
goddamn i was drinking milk while reading this and it took everything in my power to not have a spit-take on my laptop through my retarded giggling
goddamn i was drinking milk while reading this and it took everything in my power to not have a spit-take on my laptop through my retarded giggling
User avatar #3 - legoseed ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
tfw stealth grandmas pause on the top row while finding a seat and watch

why are grandmas invisible in dark movie theaters
#6 to #3 - jewpiter (04/26/2014) [-]
Why did you comment that?
User avatar #7 to #6 - legoseed ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
because i tripped over a stealth grandma on my way to refill popcorn/drink
#8 to #7 - jewpiter (04/26/2014) [-]
What does that have to do with this post?
User avatar #9 to #8 - legoseed ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
i'm taking into consideration a stealth grandma may have been watching
#10 to #9 - jewpiter (04/26/2014) [-]
I'm gonna go to bed and see if what you said makes sense in the morning.
User avatar #29 to #6 - earlploddington (04/26/2014) [-]
He probably meant to post it on the movie content before this?
#36 - motetobot (04/26/2014) [-]
**motetobot rolled image**

my favorite ice cream flavor
#12 - anon (04/26/2014) [-]
this was funny in 2006
#19 - anon (04/26/2014) [-]
This is the dumbest ******* thing I have ever seen.
#26 - sedativechunk (04/26/2014) [-]
Later that day...
Later that day...
#20 - anon (04/26/2014) [-]
this is legitimately not funny
User avatar #17 - monswine (04/26/2014) [-]
huh, this sounds delightful. It's only one step removed from "Fudge" and other such substitutions. In my opinion the more complicated the substitution the funnier it is. i.e. "Shut the flip up" isn't as funny as "Shut the front door!"
#39 - evebishop (04/26/2014) [-]
I really like that...I might start doing this to my boyfriend just to be random. Though I usually shout out more then a few F bombs while playing video games so that's not likely to change....   
   
"What the half-baked cookie dough?! That was Sherbert, I shot that guy like 20 times!"   
(I'm kind of bad at video games and apparently I attract wild animals in Farcry 3 because they keep eating me)
I really like that...I might start doing this to my boyfriend just to be random. Though I usually shout out more then a few F bombs while playing video games so that's not likely to change....

"What the half-baked cookie dough?! That was Sherbert, I shot that guy like 20 times!"
(I'm kind of bad at video games and apparently I attract wild animals in Farcry 3 because they keep eating me)
#37 - xxcxpxx (04/26/2014) [-]
**xxcxpxx rolled image** Op's favourite icecream flavour
#31 - perturabo (04/26/2014) [-]
**perturabo rolled image**
User avatar #21 - hooky (04/26/2014) [-]
I wanna rainbow sherbert all over her french vanilla
#4 - urapooper (04/26/2014) [-]
I use "fudge nugget"
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