IKEA. Source: Mgur. ganite mon " U nti Vigil I haye a theere that nobody actually wares in lime. Their 'employees' are people that haye gotten lest inside, and
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IKEA

ganite mon " U nti Vigil
I haye a theere that nobody actually wares in lime. Their 'employees' are
people that haye gotten lest inside, and over the years they simply
assimilate into the stare. They find themselfes wearing clothes that match
the logo, they forget the heed to eat or sleep. They are lime. is them.
We are all lime.
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#14 - themalherbes ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
#16 to #14 - shitposting (11/12/2013) [-]
part of the ship part of the crew
#17 to #16 - moqa (11/12/2013) [-]
why?
#18 to #17 - shitposting (11/12/2013) [-]
part of the ship part of the crew
#19 to #18 - moqa (11/12/2013) [-]
just read your username
#20 to #19 - shitposting (11/12/2013) [-]
part of the ship part of the crew
User avatar #25 to #20 - pwnedomega (11/12/2013) [-]
Part of the ship, part of the crew.
#32 to #25 - shitposting (11/12/2013) [-]
part of the ship part of the crew
User avatar #34 to #32 - pwnedomega (11/12/2013) [-]
Part of the **** , part of the poo.
#35 to #34 - shitposting (11/12/2013) [-]
harder the piss softer the stool?
#38 to #35 - shitposting (11/12/2013) [-]
the harder the dick the bloodier the rape
User avatar #36 to #35 - pwnedomega (11/12/2013) [-]
Carter we missed, Regan was fooled
User avatar #27 to #25 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
I thought it was "Part of the crew, part of the ship"
But I suppose with enough repetition it doesn't matter.
User avatar #29 to #27 - skeptical (11/12/2013) [-]
I think something in filming went wrong and they accidentally started it with "part of the ship," it really does seem like it should be the other way around
User avatar #30 to #29 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
I really want to watch Pirates of the Caribbean now.
User avatar #28 to #27 - pwnedomega (11/12/2013) [-]
Part of the ship , part of the crew
#9 - lotengo ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
>be me 21 year old
> In IKEA searching for new furniture.
> get lost, tell employee i'm lost.
> tells me he is lost to.
> use curtains to make shelter until help arrives.
> rescue squad takes 54 days to find me.
> Live of discarded meatballs and the tears of small children that cant find their parents

IKEA'S FACE WHEN
#23 - sixty ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
>Assimilate
#13 - lordlolland ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
Most Ikea related image I have...
Its a Lego man destroying an Ikea while being extremely Danish
#58 to #13 - theretardedcupcake (11/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for the new wallpaper, made it a 1366 x 687 if anyone wants it
#15 to #13 - John Cena (11/12/2013) [-]
That is the most danish thing I have ever seen in my life
#47 - chokinandtokin (11/12/2013) [-]
I..I just went in for a pillow. But their bargains.
#31 - kloudianorici ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
It's always been IKEA.
Always
#50 to #31 - sexwithyourwife (11/12/2013) [-]
**** yeah CartoonHangover
#21 - John Cena (11/12/2013) [-]
and in death they become part of the furniture they once tried to purchase.
#3 - jeffyd (11/11/2013) [-]
This sums it up.
User avatar #12 to #3 - quoterox (11/12/2013) [-]
this maze pisses me off.
there is no way to solve it.

I know thats the point, but still.
#39 - savioranonymous (11/12/2013) [-]
And now the weather...
User avatar #64 to #39 - cosmicapprentice (11/12/2013) [-]
Duuuude that podcast is the best!
#71 - thewaronbeingcool (11/12/2013) [-]
Ikea's FW
#53 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
i have not accepted ikea as my lord and savior
i have not accepted ikea as my lord and savior
User avatar #52 - breakfastskippa (11/12/2013) [-]
Ikea is love, Ikea is life.
User avatar #51 - YorkieCup ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
I've never been to Ikea, am i also Ikea? >.>
User avatar #26 - maxismahname (11/12/2013) [-]
Actually the employees eat the food from the food court. I've seen it happen. Everything seems accurate
User avatar #24 - zafara (11/12/2013) [-]
Somebody better start making an SCP article for this....
User avatar #22 - chittywok **User deleted account** (11/12/2013) [-]
this sounds like an episode of south park
#61 - firesky (11/12/2013) [-]
I work at IKEA and when you get to know some of our customers you don't wonder they get lost.

It's a hard intellectual challenge to follow directional arrows...
#65 to #61 - John Cena (11/12/2013) [-]
Do you guys get free meals at the restaurant?
#74 to #65 - firesky (11/12/2013) [-]
Just on peak days where ****** going crazy.

But we get it a lot cheaper than regular costumers.
20 meatballs with fries or mashed potatoes coast 2€ while for costumers it's around 6-7€ I think
User avatar #43 - biograde (11/12/2013) [-]
you may even be in Ikea right now and not know it
User avatar #6 - huehuehuepster ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
ikea is love, ikea is life
except those darn hard to assemble tables and ****
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