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I would probably think the same. .. I'm not surprised, he was probably living under a rock.

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#1 - sugoi#210 on commentsRank#210

Reply+491

(10/17/2017)[-]

I'm not surprised, he was probably living under a rock.

#11 to #1 - verycoolcat#323 on commentsRank#323

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(10/17/2017)[-]

Under Iraq

#28 to #11 - mondamini

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(10/17/2017)[-]

Under Iraq LOBSTER

#30 to #11 - corndawg

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(10/17/2017)[-]

#44 to #1 - feelythefeel

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(10/17/2017)[-]

who lives in a rock in iraq under the sea

#66 to #44 - fluffagus

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(10/18/2017)[-]

SMELLY AND BROWN AND MUSLIM, IS HE.... I'm not talking about the leaf

#45 to #44 - feelythefeel

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(10/17/2017)[-]

INSIDE A SIMULATION

#62 to #1 - jamesten

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(10/17/2017)[-]

well i mean he was a leaf

#12 to #1 - heartbleed

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(10/17/2017)[-]

Literally and figuratively probably...

#13 to #12 - littlenorwegians

Reply+27

(10/17/2017)[-]

That's the joke

#14 to #13 - heartbleed

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(10/17/2017)[-]

#6 - bargh

Reply+220

(10/17/2017)[-]

Support him or not him winning was a really big surprise and pretty much only possible because he's running against one of the most the most corrupt ladies in modern time.

#8 to #6 - aimoperative

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(10/17/2017)[-]

If Hillary was a man, the Democrats wouldn't have touched her with a 50 ft pole.

#9 to #8 - anon id: 12c2832c

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(10/17/2017)[-]

Harvey weinstien

#26 to #9 - permanonymous

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(10/17/2017)[-]

Micheal Obama

#88 to #26 - anon id: 91c668c4

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(10/18/2017)[-]

Frau Blucher

#83 to #9 - anon id: dd6fce37

Reply0

(10/18/2017)[-]

Weinsteins have actual success to back up their smack talk though. Billary is just a top tier faux southern Belle ***********

#51 to #6 - fargfive

Reply+27

(10/17/2017)[-]

honestly the whole election did feel like a bit of a fever dream.
An actual flag waving socialist getting cucked out of the nomination by his own party
arguably one of the single most corrupt politicians of the modern era being a serious candidate
a real estate and reality TV dude being a serious candidate
******* JEB!

it really was bizarre.

#63 to #51 - bargh

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(10/17/2017)[-]

How does he keep winning

#52 to #6 - wadawada#161 on commentsRank#161

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(10/17/2017)[-]

If he was captive for 5 years, he probably didn't know Trump was even in politics.
SO that must have been a really big shocker for him.
Trump began his political career in 2012.

#89 to #52 - anon id: 91c668c4

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(10/18/2017)[-]

Not talking ****, but him having twitter opinions wouldn't count as the start of his political career. I think it's amazing that he started into politics by running for president, and then bam, he's president. I believe it's legit, but I'm surprised there aren't conspiracy theories about it. It's unheard of.

#97 to #89 - wadawada#161 on commentsRank#161

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(10/18/2017)[-]

Well I said 2012, because if I didn't, someone else would comment on it like you just did. Either way, he ran as president before, in like 2000 or 2004 I think. Look it up.

#7 to #6 - bargh

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(10/17/2017)[-]

Was running* my bad

#96 to #6 - godofhorizons

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(10/18/2017)[-]

She would have won if she showed more personality than the podium she was speaking at

#17 to #6 - brzzobaddy

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(10/17/2017)[-]

He won because he said all the right key words to get dumb white redneck to vote for him

#18 to #17 - froskoff

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(10/17/2017)[-]

I don't like Trump either but you could at least put some effort in.

#85 to #18 - anon id: 035ab1bd

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(10/18/2017)[-]

he's true tho, it was all the uneducated white middle class that propelled him into power through their ignorance and blind racism

#90 to #85 - anon id: 91c668c4

Reply0

(10/18/2017)[-]

If that was all that had voted for him, he wouldn't have won. I didn't vote for him, but I know a lot of regular people who did. Black, Latino, white, college, no college. Most of them really disliked Clinton, and because most of us these days consume a very tailored and sheltered media diet, essentially voted the way that made sense based on the media they are exposed to. I don't blame them, that's basically what all of us do.

#50 to #17 - manofparody

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(10/17/2017)[-]

Well that was racist.

#58 to #17 - comradewinter

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(10/17/2017)[-]

No, he won because his opposition was/is like you: Painting anyone who doesn't agree with you as a moron. He stayed clear from criticizing the voters, Hillary did it multiple times.

#91 to #58 - anon id: 91c668c4

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(10/18/2017)[-]

Kind of. He did criticize voters, but only liberal voters. Still voters, and not enough for it to matter. His phasing was usually, "the people who want x say"... It was a good way to not call out a block of people, but still call out a block of people. Well done, even if he wasn't my dude.

#35 to #17 - thefates

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(10/17/2017)[-]

Ah yes, I forgot "Dumb white rednecks" were somehow the majority in this country.

#37 to #35 - flynntaggart#350 on commentsRank#350

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(10/17/2017)[-]

The invisible majority, they are so white they disappear all Predator like. Why do you think rednecks like to hunt so much?

#82 to #17 - anon id: dd6fce37

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(10/18/2017)[-]

Good thing only American votes will count going forwards, however, say goodbye to anyone catering your pansy ass again!

#93 to #82 - brzzobaddy

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(10/18/2017)[-]

To actually believe these things, only a Trumper

#98 to #93 - thegreatergoo

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(10/18/2017)[-]

Here's an idea, GTFO. I find it wonderful, that as an American, you are free to leave. leaf?

#100 to #98 - brzzobaddy

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(10/18/2017)[-]

How about you go to North Korea, seems like dictatorships are your thing. You must be 10 because only a child would reply with IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN LEAVE!

#101 to #100 - thegreatergoo

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(10/19/2017)[-]

**thegreatergoo used "*roll picture*"**
**thegreatergoo rolled image**Ah hell, if we are going to resort to name calling, then **** off, Troll. Have a green thumb.

#2 - iliketurtles#425 on commentsRank#425

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(10/17/2017)[-]

Before he was forced to film a what!?

#4 to #2 - frobaggins

Reply+62

(10/17/2017)[-]

A very raunchy film

#20 to #4 - iliketurtles#425 on commentsRank#425

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(10/17/2017)[-]

#43 to #2 - feelythefeel

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(10/17/2017)[-]

infomercial for adhesive products

#5 to #2 - potatorgue

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(10/17/2017)[-]

a proof of life video

#10 to #5 - pigbull

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(10/17/2017)[-]

no. A very raunchy film. Were you not listening to >>#4 ?

#15 to #10 - potatorgue

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(10/17/2017)[-]

soz

#19 to #2 - thebritishguy

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(10/17/2017)[-]

a pron

#21 - tubbytubs#236 on contentRank#236

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(10/17/2017)[-]

I know this must be a true story.

You should have seen me election night. My old ass stayed up all night because I didn't believe it either.

After all, ALL OF THE Polling said Hilla-Bitch was going to win.

#22 to #21 - thedudethedude#116 on commentsRank#116

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(10/17/2017)[-]

Buddy you must be old enough to have fought in WWII if you still think political polls are even remotely accurate...

#23 to #22 - tubbytubs#236 on contentRank#236

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(10/17/2017)[-]

LOL - not quite that old - thanks

Seriously, in studying statistics in college, I understand these things have margins of error calculated through the stead principles of standard deviations.

Those polls were so far off - that I KNOW- with out even doing the fricking math - that those polls were out right LIES used by the fake media to influence the vote.

Russia did not hack our elections (okay - some **** posting and worthless ****) - it was the Liberal Media using social engineering techniques to influence the election and it backfired because the liberal media are a bunch of dumb asses. Google "Blackhat Emotion Social Engineering" There has been some 'eye opening' interviews done by experts in the field.

I've never seen in any other election that the standard deviation be that skewed in the polls.

#25 to #23 - clonedcommando

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(10/17/2017)[-]

The funny thing is beyond Hillary probably being THE least likeable candidate to ever run for the office it was probably the fact that the media kept pushing that she was 100% going to win that cost her the election. I can not begin to tell you the number of people who bemoaned that she lost who when asked if they voted just kinda stop talking.

#81 to #25 - anon id: dd6fce37

Reply0

(10/18/2017)[-]

TOP KEK INDEED OL' CHAP!!

www.9news.com/news/local/more-than-ha...

#36 to #23 - flynntaggart#350 on commentsRank#350

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(10/17/2017)[-]

You hit on a good point. Very few people really liked Hillary. There was no excitement like there was for most candidates, not even the tepid excitement Romney was getting. Trump actually had his base excited and motivated, Clinton was just the presumed winner, an inscrutable and inescapable fact.

The fact she was known to win might have even led some of her supporters to not throw their all in, to maybe not even vote. How the hell could the New York former liberal and Clinton buddy turned reality tv star and conspiracy theorist Donny Trump win? They had it in the bag. Until they dropped the bag and Trump slapped them with his big swinging dick.

When the biggest draw for her is "its her time now" and she isn't Trump, people aren't going to line up in droves behind her.

Now of course there were quite a few who voted for Trump just to vote against Hillary too.

#80 to #23 - anon id: dd6fce37

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(10/18/2017)[-]

Funniest result of all that.

If you went to the NY TIMES election tracker he shot to 95% with only 2 states won.

Pretty sure a lot actually did have accurate polling, just refused to believe it and thought the opposite must be true.

#34 to #22 - lobstersamurai

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(10/17/2017)[-]

Well honestly, he'd probably need to be older even

#24 to #22 - tubbytubs#236 on contentRank#236

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(10/17/2017)[-]

Also, I gave you a green thumb because u r a gud boi!

#29 to #21 - scowler

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(10/17/2017)[-]

************, I was gonna walk off into the wilderness if that bitch won.

#32 to #29 - tubbytubs#236 on contentRank#236

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(10/17/2017)[-]

You aren't the only one.

#33 to #32 - scowler

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(10/17/2017)[-]

I mean, I spent the entire election doing research on that stuff. It's how I got into cutting tools. Knives are pretty ******* cool. More variety than guns, for sure.

#61 to #33 - heartlessrobot#129 on commentsRank#129

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(10/17/2017)[-]

Knives are baller as **** tbh
But if you're going innawoods, a sturdy bowie knife would be your friend. If you were only bringing one.

#87 to #61 - scowler

Reply0

(10/18/2017)[-]

You seen the stuff coming from Vehement Knives? I'm no Marine, but Ka-Bar-inspired fighting knives are A E S T H E T I C.

#86 to #61 - scowler

Reply0

(10/18/2017)[-]

Big chopping knife and a Leatherman. Chopping knives pack-down better, and can be used as drawknives for making poles and bows.

TOPS, ESEE, and Ka-Bar are supposed to have good choppers, but the cosmetics are just unappealing to me. TOPS seems to be looking into more civillian-style knives, though.

I might just make my own chopping knife. Throw together a gas forge, and forge-weld a mowerblade into thicker stock, anneal, and file-out the shape. I wanted to go with charcoal, but it just seems finicky when it comes to forge-welding.

#31 - masterbladero#16 on commentsRank#16

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(10/17/2017)[-]

It really does sounds like a joke until you hear who he was up against and what they did.

#92 to #31 - platinumalterium

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(10/18/2017)[-]

Yeah, donald trump won, eminem is trying to lure him into a rap battle and kid rock is defending him. All while california is burning to the ground and they just made knowingly giving someone HIV less of a crime than saying He/her to the wrong person.

#39 to #31 - wraithguard#136 on commentsRank#136

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(10/17/2017)[-]

Yeah. He would have lost against Berny Sanders.

#42 to #39 - feelythefeel

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(10/17/2017)[-]

>america would have voted for more socialism
public education has obviously failed you

#99 to #42 - thegreatergoo

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(10/18/2017)[-]

**thegreatergoo used "*roll picture*"**
**thegreatergoo rolled image**Failed me repeatedly. I didn't even graduate.

#46 to #42 - wraithguard#136 on commentsRank#136

Reply0

(10/17/2017)[-]

Bernie was much more popular than Hillary. She won the Democratic nomination because the party essentially rigged it for her. Trump's large win in the electoral college hides just how narrow some of those states were.

#53 to #46 - lotengo#89 on commentsRank#89

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(10/17/2017)[-]

Hillary got more votes than Bernie.

People always say Bernie would have won, but he's too left for America.
Elections, especially the 1 vs 1 kind, are all about winning the people in the center. On economics Bernie is too far from the center, so the moderates, and even a lot of the moderate lefts, would have gone for Trump.

#74 to #53 - anon id: da291311

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(10/18/2017)[-]

Thats why they rigged for Hilllary to win.

Sanders is a damn limousine commie.

#70 to #53 - iamonmyphone

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(10/18/2017)[-]

This is very true. I could never have voted for Bernie Sanders unless his goal was to make the nation properly economically capable of supporting his socialist policies. I simply can't support his ideals, which is a shame because he was a good person.

TBH I Trump would get a lot of brownie points if he made small improvements to the country. It feels like it's a lot of drama and tearing down Obama more than anything else. I eagerly await the USA slowly lifting out of the downward debt trend.

#47 to #46 - feelythefeel

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(10/17/2017)[-]

He's popular amoung Democrats. Not Americans.

#48 to #47 - wraithguard#136 on commentsRank#136

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(10/17/2017)[-]

Yeah yeah, hurr durr libtards.

#49 to #48 - feelythefeel

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(10/17/2017)[-]

Yes, hurr durr liberals indeed.

#78 to #46 - anon id: dd6fce37

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(10/18/2017)[-]

Also he won specifically the most amongst the former Obama crowd.

www.centerforpolitics.org/crystalball...

And, well, some Bernouts too. www.npr.org/2017/08/24/545812242/1-in...

The big flaw is that while deriding, or even defunding 'local' campaigns, 'local' was where they did best. But as seen, the founders had the foresight to think above just local (or by state) but "best for all" and that's where the heaviest losses were dealt.

#60 to #39 - heartlessrobot#129 on commentsRank#129

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(10/17/2017)[-]

He might have.
But I still prefer trump.

#55 - maddboiy

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(10/17/2017)[-]

He also took his pregnant wife "backpacking" (apparently trying to get converted) in Iraq and got kidnapped by the Taliban, his wife and unborn kid died. So **** that guy

#69 to #55 - dillybilly

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(10/18/2017)[-]

He lives in my town they have his house just covered in security, you can barely drive past the house anymore. Also his wife is alive and had the kid forefully aborted when they were kidnapped but was raped so many times in Afghanistan that they now have 3 more kids.

#71 to #69 - iamonmyphone

Reply0

(10/18/2017)[-]

Ooh. Yikes. I kinda wanna hear how they're doing 10 years from now.

#59 to #55 - anon id: 056b55fc

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(10/17/2017)[-]

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**I don't think his wife died, didn't she come back to Canada with him? Although one of their kids died, and they had like 3 more while in custody over there. There's something fishy about all this.

#75 to #59 - anon id: dd6fce37

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(10/18/2017)[-]

The ol' Sforza intimidation technique yep.

"Go ahead and do what you want to him you barbarians, THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!!"

And so there was!

#56 to #55 - ikarustwo

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(10/17/2017)[-]

Wait a sec... how did two people get kidnapped in a country that is nowhere near Afghanistan by Taliban, who are Afghani religious/political faction?

#57 to #56 - maddboiy

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(10/17/2017)[-]

Ah **** my bad, they'd been to Iraq before and somehow made it to Afghanistan from what i remember

#73 to #57 - ikarustwo

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(10/18/2017)[-]

From my geography knowledge (and it's not bad) the only route is across Iran. Or north trail around Iran AND Caspian sea, which is insanely long and not really viable to trek.
Unless if they actually left Iraq by standard means and flew to Afghanistan (or few other -stans and trekked to Afghanistan from there).

#65 to #57 - thelastvanguard#142 on commentsRank#142

Reply0

(10/17/2017)[-]

That makes more sense.

#68 to #55 - dillybilly

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#27 - purplefanta

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(10/17/2017)[-]

I voted for Trump and still support him and I'm still surprised he's president.
Mostly because I remember how silly it was when he first announced he was running.

#79 to #27 - anon id: dd6fce37

Reply+1

(10/18/2017)[-]

If you bet 10000 at that exact moment, you're now very close to a millionaire....jussaiyan

If only I DID have that much on hand for that much of a long shot, but I only had $850

#38 - levelhead

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(10/17/2017)[-]

donald trump probably has a fairly high iq. he just tends to say some dumb ass stuff

#67 to #38 - dehnoobshow#365 on commentsRank#365

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(10/18/2017)[-]

I'm all for that theory.
Like he's obviously intelligent somehow because listen stupid people don't become multi billionaires without going on some ****** reality TV show, but I think he just has a problem using his intelligence when he speaks.

I think he has good ideas, at least, not actively damaging ideas, but just has a poor presentation which is why there was such a *********.

#54 to #38 - spermanentthreat

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(10/17/2017)[-]

he probably watches Rick and Morty.

#77 to #38 - toosexyforyou#242 on commentsRank#242

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(10/18/2017)[-]

dehnoobshow

Or he simply doesn't think he needs to walk around eggshells around anyone. He gives his opinion at the current time and if he changes it based on whatever he will say what. In 140 character tweet you see a simple and straightforward opinion but if you give him a platform to expand on it and explain why then you will see why he's actually smart.

It's not a random coincident that Trump filled stadiums with his rallies and Hillary couldn't fill a quarter of a middle school basketball court. When people heard Trump talk at his rallies they agreed with his logic and they saw an honest man. When people heard Hillary talk they could barely keep up with the mental gymnastics they'd have to do in order not to see the hypocrisy behind every word she spouted while look like a lying cunt with that fake glue'd-on smile on her face.

#95 to #77 - levelhead

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(10/18/2017)[-]

Nah not bag

#94 to #77 - levelhead

Reply0

(10/18/2017)[-]

Bag he really says some dumb stuff

#40 to #38 - anon id: 148d6a0f

Reply0

(10/17/2017)[-]

Donald Trump doesn't have all his speeches written for him by Jews
Details at 11.

#41 to #40 - levelhead

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(10/17/2017)[-]

that's not what i meant, like, at all but alright

#76 to #40 - anon id: dd6fce37

Reply0

(10/18/2017)[-]

His 'jewish' speeches are among the Best! Stephen Miller is our new Erhard Milch.

Go look up who took issue with mentioning jews and Israel on Lolocaust day...Wasn't Bannon!