I will pancake you to heaven. sorry for the scrolling. Bit of a long read but by god i laughed. Not sure if it's been here yet, i got it off a YLYL thread a whi Pancakes why god why crazy bastard
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I will pancake you to heaven

I will pancake you to heaven. sorry for the scrolling. Bit of a long read but by god i laughed. Not sure if it's been here yet, i got it off a YLYL thread a whi

sorry for the scrolling. Bit of a long read but by god i laughed. Not sure if it's been here yet, i got it off a YLYL thread a while back, so im hoping its brand new! This crazy sonofabitch sure loves pancakes.

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#5 - TexMex (02/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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When people punctuate like that, I always imagine Christopher Walken saying it
#102 to #19 - platinuminfernape (02/19/2014) [-]
Is that where it's from? I don't want to sound like a newfag
User avatar #107 to #102 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (02/19/2014) [-]
No, that's just a picture of Steve-O
#166 to #19 - crowsnest (02/19/2014) [-]
This made me laugh way more than the content did
This made me laugh way more than the content did
#21 - twofreegerbils (02/18/2014) [-]
Does anybody want pictures of Japanese girls licking doorknobs? I have a few.
User avatar #73 to #21 - tyrson (02/18/2014) [-]
But, WHY? and... WHERE?
Is this the new weird fetish out of japan?
Also, here's a link to Gimp, a free photoshop program. Because more science.
www.gimp.org/
User avatar #74 to #73 - twofreegerbils (02/18/2014) [-]
Where? Here, of course. Why? Well I haven't been able to exhibit my collection in a while.

And gimp is for people who can't torrent photoshop. HUE
#175 to #21 - existacne (02/19/2014) [-]
Well, at least I tried.
User avatar #27 to #21 - dalbahris (02/18/2014) [-]
Dude what the **** ?! HAHAHA! oh god! but go ahead and dump a few.. i might need them for...science
User avatar #118 to #21 - bigbawser (02/19/2014) [-]
Yourfetishesaregettingveryspecific.png
User avatar #125 to #21 - ohgodwaitimatheist (02/19/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ, that is a ******* huge thread. Anyway, google "doorknobgirl". It's a cool tumblr. Don't ask me where I got that.
#49 to #48 - twofreegerbils (02/18/2014) [-]
She's so perfect...
#56 to #55 - twofreegerbils (02/18/2014) [-]
Did you know that doorknobs are a standard height? 36".
#57 to #56 - twofreegerbils (02/18/2014) [-]
This one gives me goosebumps.
#158 to #65 - anon (02/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #117 to #70 - stargazerlily (02/19/2014) [-]
Me and Darianvincent have similar tastes in Asians licking doorknobs.
User avatar #42 to #37 - dalbahris (02/18/2014) [-]
oh god i didnt mean that many! hahaha, but awesome. saved. for science.
#44 to #42 - twofreegerbils (02/18/2014) [-]
I'm not finished yet.
#39 to #38 - twofreegerbils (02/18/2014) [-]
One of my personal favorites.
#78 to #41 - mikeW (02/18/2014) [-]
What the **** am I looking at?
User avatar #121 to #41 - shitshitshit (02/19/2014) [-]
I opened this thread and my computer froze for five ******* minutes

why is there so much of this
#128 to #21 - itsmebigd (02/19/2014) [-]
Nobody? NOBODY?!?!?! I have lost faith...
User avatar #136 to #128 - arnolddusk (02/19/2014) [-]
but doughnutland did beat you to the punch
#137 to #136 - itsmebigd (02/19/2014) [-]
**itsmebigd rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at Cool Guy Drake ** i didn't notice that. my apologies to doughnutland
User avatar #138 to #137 - arnolddusk (02/19/2014) [-]
You did nothing wrong to doughnutland.
#139 to #138 - itsmebigd (02/19/2014) [-]
**itsmebigd rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at God wants you to drink ** but isn't that up to doughnutland to determine?
**itsmebigd rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at God wants you to drink ** but isn't that up to doughnutland to determine?
User avatar #142 to #139 - arnolddusk (02/19/2014) [-]
doughnutland.... come decide
#143 to #142 - itsmebigd (02/19/2014) [-]
**itsmebigd rolled a random image posted in comment #46345 at Drawing & Art - drawing games, drawing online, how to draw, drawing lessons online ** DOUGHNUTLAND, I SUMMON THEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#144 to #143 - arnolddusk (02/19/2014) [-]
**arnolddusk rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Post your weirdest gifs ** DOUGHNUTLAND STOP 			*******		 AROUND WE HAVE SUMMONED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**arnolddusk rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Post your weirdest gifs ** DOUGHNUTLAND STOP ******* AROUND WE HAVE SUMMONED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#146 to #144 - itsmebigd (02/19/2014) [-]
**itsmebigd rolled a random image posted in comment #47251 at Drawing & Art - drawing games, drawing online, how to draw, drawing lessons online **DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND
#147 to #146 - itsmebigd (02/19/2014) [-]
**itsmebigd rolled a random image posted in comment #7765635 at Safe For Work Random Board ** doughnutland get your ass in this thread
#174 to #147 - ismellnewfag (02/19/2014) [-]
**ismellnewfag rolled a random image posted in comment #7595463 at Safe For Work Random Board ** Yo, Doughnutland, get your bitch ass in here and decide this **** , bitch!
#180 to #174 - doughnutland (02/19/2014) [-]
Relax everyone, I'm here.
and I have determined that itsmebigd was indeed in the wrong. However, seeing as he would have had to wade though a plethra of weird Japanese softcore porn to see my post, i'll let it slide. THIS TIME.

#148 to #146 - arnolddusk (02/19/2014) [-]
**arnolddusk rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Post your weirdest gifs ** TFW DOUGHNUTLAND
**arnolddusk rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Post your weirdest gifs ** TFW DOUGHNUTLAND
#149 to #148 - itsmebigd (02/19/2014) [-]
**itsmebigd rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at punny ** ya know...doughnutland sounds like a good place to visit.
User avatar #135 to #128 - arnolddusk (02/19/2014) [-]
It's not illegal on Earth.
#110 to #21 - bloodangel (02/19/2014) [-]
I just have a picture of a regular doorknob. I used this on FJ a long time ago. I can't remember why.
#140 to #21 - anon (02/19/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #160 to #140 - cazabrow ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
That smile...

So this is what the Rock would look like if he was Japanese.
#92 to #21 - doughnutland (02/19/2014) [-]
This fetish is illegal on other planets.
#120 - stubbyftw (02/19/2014) [-]
"Bitch you don't have a choice."
User avatar #130 to #120 - arnolddusk (02/19/2014) [-]
12.5% FINIShed Xddd
User avatar #77 to #2 - odinshomeboy (02/18/2014) [-]
I can never find my 'Stop it Boner' picture when i need it.
#179 to #168 - ryojelon (02/19/2014) [-]
People bathing in food thread?
#15 - grandtehftkoala (02/18/2014) [-]
looks like she wants to rape those pancakes tho
User avatar #86 to #15 - zwaxor (02/19/2014) [-]
I'd say she wants to rape me with those pancakes...
User avatar #16 to #15 - dalbahris (02/18/2014) [-]
Lucky pancakes.
User avatar #88 to #87 - dalbahris (02/19/2014) [-]
Well, i havent seen it on here. Sorry bout that then. most everything here is just a repost from elsewhere too tho
User avatar #89 to #88 - toensix (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh I actualy have nothing against reposts. I just really like posting this picture.
User avatar #90 to #89 - dalbahris (02/19/2014) [-]
haha aight cool. its a good one for sure
#154 - starshroom (02/19/2014) [-]
Sheldon here wouldn't mind Morty as a friend
#112 - supercookieduster (02/19/2014) [-]
oh god, that was 			*******		 hilarious
oh god, that was ******* hilarious
User avatar #113 to #112 - dalbahris (02/19/2014) [-]
haha glad you enjoyed!
i chuckled pretty hard at your gif as well!
#93 - applescryatnight (02/19/2014) [-]
i tried doing this with a friend of mine.
changed my name/ profile picture/ deleted my entire facebook history/ etc.
she figured out it was me
now she knows im weird.
i was trying to keep that a secret.
User avatar #94 to #93 - dalbahris (02/19/2014) [-]
dude..why keep being a secret weird? sometimes if you let it out you'll attract the ones who're just like you. hasnt worked for me yet but i believe. no...no i dont.
User avatar #131 to #94 - arnolddusk (02/19/2014) [-]
**arnolddusk rolled a random comment #577798 posted by docxy at Pokemon ** :
... **** youre probably right
just look at new moon island or hall of origin

>be weird
>attract weirdoes
>gg no re
#123 to #93 - darthlegolas (02/19/2014) [-]
**darthlegolas rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at Why Is My Kid Crying Comp ** why hide it? I collect hats, weird hats. I name each one and never forget. most of them are hanging on my wall in my room. I often wear them, especially to the grocery store and church. I also like to sing random songs not even good at singing, at all . I say "good morning" at least twice a day during the afternoon. I spike my hair if I don't want to wear a hat. or vice versa. board games > video games. I say "happy christmas" and "merry easter". and if i can't think of anything to say I just say "Lemons" I still like to play the lego games (you know, lego star wars up to lego marvel) my motto is even "I'm weird and I"m proud of it". I dislike chocolate. so yeah, lemons
User avatar #141 to #93 - rhiaanor (02/19/2014) [-]
if she figured out it was you I think she already knew you were "weird"
#165 to #93 - morskoj (02/19/2014) [-]
Don't you ******* dare try hiding yourself from the world you ******* pussy!
You better shine like the brightest ******* star ever, so you'll be a beacon for other
weird mother ******* just like you to gather around! THEN, you won't feel like hiding
your blatant ******* weirdness is even a god damned option!
You'll find yourself a home!
#81 - coloradokush (02/18/2014) [-]
So I got this started

Dubs decides what I do next
User avatar #82 to #81 - coloradokush (02/18/2014) [-]
By the way the first message says "I hear you like pancakes" Sorry for the ******* time thing
User avatar #97 to #81 - sethbean (02/19/2014) [-]
**sethbean rolls 65** Well I'm really good at making dick flavored pancakes, just in case you wanted any for you....you know.....period.
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User avatar #134 to #105 - arnolddusk (02/19/2014) [-]
nasty
User avatar #133 to #81 - arnolddusk (02/19/2014) [-]
**arnolddusk rolls 75**
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User avatar #173 to #81 - ismellnewfag (02/19/2014) [-]
**ismellnewfag rolls 40** What ***** doesn't like pancakes?
#115 to #81 - anon (02/19/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 82** Say, "Ever played pancakeville? Its like Farmville, but with Pancakes."
User avatar #132 to #81 - arnolddusk (02/19/2014) [-]
What do 6:12pm pancakes sound like?
#18 - ottoboys (02/18/2014) [-]
meanwhile at the legion of doom
meanwhile at the legion of doom
User avatar #20 to #18 - dalbahris (02/18/2014) [-]
oh god lol
#150 - xxpancakexx (02/19/2014) [-]
Did someone call for me?
User avatar #156 to #150 - headlesspoodle (02/19/2014) [-]
no, nobody did
#7 - grantika (02/18/2014) [-]
It's nice to see that you guys are taking an interest into the pancakes, I'm a certified buttermilk bandit myself, morty's my friend. here's some of my work.
It's nice to see that you guys are taking an interest into the pancakes, I'm a certified buttermilk bandit myself, morty's my friend. here's some of my work.
#10 to #9 - grantika (02/18/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #11 to #10 - dalbahris (02/18/2014) [-]
Well, you're now a criminal cause that just killed me.
User avatar #12 to #11 - grantika (02/18/2014) [-]
thanks, I appreciate it. If you guys have anyone that needs a good pancaking, or a particular page, I'd be happy to do it.
User avatar #171 - ryuggu (02/19/2014) [-]
And a repost form 2 weeks ago gets 1k thumbs again...
User avatar #163 - mrgoodlove (02/19/2014) [-]
www.facebook.com/jewishpriviledge?ref=ts&fref=ts he recently got his internet back
User avatar #164 to #163 - dalbahris (02/19/2014) [-]
oh **** dude. i've never been so happy to see someone on facebook
User avatar #161 - donatelo (02/19/2014) [-]
hate to yell repost, as i enjoy reposts myself...but this has been posted like 10 times the last 2 months.
User avatar #162 to #161 - dalbahris (02/19/2014) [-]
**** man, i havent seen it once to be honest. I snagged it of a YLYL thread a while back and figured why not, i havent seen it yet!
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