I will pancake you to heaven. sorry for the scrolling. Bit of a long read but by god i laughed. Not sure if it's been here yet, i got it off a YLYL thread a whi Pancakes why god why crazy bastard
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#5 - TexMex
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(02/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by dalbahris
When people punctuate like that, I always imagine Christopher Walken saying it
#170 to #5 - takesomemorewater
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THAT's the ROack, whERE did you GEet that?
#6 to #5 - dalbahris [OP]
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I do the same thing! i cant help but picture him from pulp fiction.   
"Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years."   
   
or william shatner.
I do the same thing! i cant help but picture him from pulp fiction.
"Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years."

or william shatner.
#21 - twofreegerbils
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Does anybody want pictures of Japanese girls licking doorknobs? I have a few.
#73 to #21 - tyrson ONLINE
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But, WHY? and... WHERE?
Is this the new weird fetish out of japan?
Also, here's a link to Gimp, a free photoshop program. Because more science.
www.gimp.org/
#74 to #73 - twofreegerbils
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Where? Here, of course. Why? Well I haven't been able to exhibit my collection in a while.

And gimp is for people who can't torrent photoshop. HUE
#140 to #21 - anon
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Comment Picture
#160 to #140 - cazabrow
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That smile...

So this is what the Rock would look like if he was Japanese.
#27 to #21 - dalbahris [OP]
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Dude what the ****?! HAHAHA! oh god! but go ahead and dump a few.. i might need them for...science
#118 to #21 - bigbawser
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Yourfetishesaregettingveryspecific.png
#125 to #21 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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Jesus Christ, that is a ******* huge thread. Anyway, google "doorknobgirl". It's a cool tumblr. Don't ask me where I got that.
#175 to #21 - existacne
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Well, at least I tried.
#22 to #21 - twofreegerbils
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#49 to #48 - twofreegerbils
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She's so perfect...
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#56 to #55 - twofreegerbils
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Did you know that doorknobs are a standard height? 36".
#57 to #56 - twofreegerbils
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This one gives me goosebumps.
#58 to #57 - twofreegerbils
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#70 to #69 - twofreegerbils
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#117 to #70 - stargazerlily
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Me and Darianvincent have similar tastes in Asians licking doorknobs.
#119 to #117 - Darianvincent
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#71 to #70 - twofreegerbils
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#72 to #71 - twofreegerbils
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Last one.
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#42 to #37 - dalbahris [OP]
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oh god i didnt mean that many! hahaha, but awesome. saved. for science.
#44 to #42 - twofreegerbils
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I'm not finished yet.
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#39 to #38 - twofreegerbils
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One of my personal favorites.
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#78 to #41 - mikeW
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What the **** am I looking at?
#121 to #41 - shitshitshit
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I opened this thread and my computer froze for five ******* minutes

why is there so much of this
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#128 to #21 - itsmebigd
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Nobody? NOBODY?!?!?! I have lost faith...
#136 to #128 - arnolddusk
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but doughnutland did beat you to the punch
#137 to #136 - itsmebigd
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**itsmebigd rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at Cool Guy Drake ** i didn't notice that. my apologies to doughnutland
#138 to #137 - arnolddusk
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You did nothing wrong to doughnutland.
#139 to #138 - itsmebigd
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**itsmebigd rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at God wants you to drink ** but isn't that up to doughnutland to determine?
**itsmebigd rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at God wants you to drink ** but isn't that up to doughnutland to determine?
#142 to #139 - arnolddusk
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doughnutland.... come decide
#143 to #142 - itsmebigd
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**itsmebigd rolled a random image posted in comment #46345 at Drawing & Art - drawing games, drawing online, how to draw, drawing lessons online ** DOUGHNUTLAND, I SUMMON THEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#144 to #143 - arnolddusk
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**arnolddusk rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Post your weirdest gifs ** DOUGHNUTLAND STOP ******* AROUND WE HAVE SUMMONED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**arnolddusk rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Post your weirdest gifs ** DOUGHNUTLAND STOP ******* AROUND WE HAVE SUMMONED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#146 to #144 - itsmebigd
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**itsmebigd rolled a random image posted in comment #47251 at Drawing & Art - drawing games, drawing online, how to draw, drawing lessons online **DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND DOUGHNUTLAND
#147 to #146 - itsmebigd
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**itsmebigd rolled a random image posted in comment #7765635 at Safe For Work Random Board ** doughnutland get your ass in this thread
#174 to #147 - ismellnewfag
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**ismellnewfag rolled a random image posted in comment #7595463 at Safe For Work Random Board ** Yo, Doughnutland, get your bitch ass in here and decide this ****, bitch!
#180 to #174 - doughnutland
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Relax everyone, I'm here.
and I have determined that itsmebigd was indeed in the wrong. However, seeing as he would have had to wade though a plethra of weird Japanese softcore porn to see my post, i'll let it slide. THIS TIME.

#148 to #146 - arnolddusk
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**arnolddusk rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Post your weirdest gifs ** TFW DOUGHNUTLAND
**arnolddusk rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Post your weirdest gifs ** TFW DOUGHNUTLAND
#149 to #148 - itsmebigd
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**itsmebigd rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at punny ** ya know...doughnutland sounds like a good place to visit.
#135 to #128 - arnolddusk
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It's not illegal on Earth.
#110 to #21 - bloodangel
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I just have a picture of a regular doorknob. I used this on FJ a long time ago. I can't remember why.
#92 to #21 - doughnutland
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This fetish is illegal on other planets.
#19 - spazzin
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#102 to #19 - platinuminfernape
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Is that where it's from? I don't want to sound like a newfag
#107 to #102 - xolotyl **User deleted account**
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No, that's just a picture of Steve-O
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#166 to #19 - crowsnest
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This made me laugh way more than the content did
This made me laugh way more than the content did
#2 - kingsombra
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#77 to #2 - odinshomeboy
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I can never find my 'Stop it Boner' picture when i need it.
#168 to #2 - jakols
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#179 to #168 - ryojelon
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People bathing in food thread?
#15 - grandtehftkoala
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looks like she wants to rape those pancakes tho
#86 to #15 - zwaxor
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I'd say she wants to rape me with those pancakes...
#16 to #15 - dalbahris [OP]
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Lucky pancakes.
#120 - stubbyftw
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"Bitch you don't have a choice."
#130 to #120 - arnolddusk
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12.5% FINIShed Xddd
#3 - spellbeat
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#87 - toensix ONLINE
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#88 to #87 - dalbahris [OP]
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Well, i havent seen it on here. Sorry bout that then. most everything here is just a repost from elsewhere too tho
#89 to #88 - toensix ONLINE
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Oh I actualy have nothing against reposts. I just really like posting this picture.
#90 to #89 - dalbahris [OP]
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haha aight cool. its a good one for sure
#124 - newforomador
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#112 - supercookieduster
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oh god, that was ******* hilarious
oh god, that was ******* hilarious
#113 to #112 - dalbahris [OP]
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haha glad you enjoyed!
i chuckled pretty hard at your gif as well!