I want to ride my bicycle. . I was an my way heme from Work and there was a lady, early , riding a bicycle in the middle of the read. I wasn' t in a hurry, I ju

I want to ride my bicycle

I was an my way heme from Work and there was
a lady, early , riding a bicycle in the middle of
the read. I wasn' t in a hurry, I just slowed
dawn to give her plenty cf mam and polled the
winders down because was really nice outside.
She then get inte the turn lane so I passed her
very -... I' m mean miving as stew as a
turtle. Then she started / cursing at me
saying I needed to learn how drive and tried to
give me the bird, And I say tried because she lest
control and face planted in the middie of the
street. Sci pulled ever help her and guided her
the side cf the mad make sure she was "
and safe. After making sure she didn' t have any
majer injuries, besides the trauma her vast
ege. I even offered her a lift heme. She quickly
denied stating I couldn't drive to save my life and
proceeded to get en her bike to ride away, only
make it IO ft before faceplanting after hitting the
curb. All I said was "at least I can ride a bike."
And walked away. When I gut to my car I turned
the radio en just hear bicycle races by queen...
dent think I have ever sung that loud in my life!
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#3 - OddballAnon (10/16/2013) [-]
#45 to #3 - samoaspider ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #20 to #3 - bushingenna (10/17/2013) [-]
thats a weird ass face
#27 to #20 - professorcuntickle (10/17/2013) [-]
the **** did you just say?
#23 - zenkon (10/17/2013) [-]
haha 			*******		 casual
haha ******* casual
User avatar #40 to #23 - sineztro (10/17/2013) [-]
yes i love golden boy you sir made my earrrly morning!
#26 to #23 - misterkuma (10/17/2013) [-]
Casual Dirtbike Ride
Casual Dirtbike Ride
#2 - arreatface ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 - truemox (10/17/2013) [-]
I saw a chick in Munich hit a pole implanted in the ground while texting on her bike. She didn't even get up, she just continued to text.
User avatar #29 - capslockrage (10/17/2013) [-]
she sounds like that chick from gta 5.
the crazy bitch who is always screaming and is crazy about fitness
User avatar #47 to #29 - chitownbrownie (10/17/2013) [-]
you mean a triathlete, people who think they can ride bikes, my guess is yes. **** triathletes.
User avatar #32 to #29 - JonnyFirecrackr (10/17/2013) [-]
you mean the woman that im pretty sure everyone tried shooting immediately and failed the mission at least once because of it?
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#16 - ronjeremysweiner (10/17/2013) [-]
on that day, freddy mercury himself sang from the top of the highest mountaintop in all of heaven
User avatar #44 - Lainge (10/17/2013) [-]
Didn't read it because.
Early Twenties.
#48 to #44 - anon (10/17/2013) [-]
Some people don't distinguish between lady, woman, girl, etc. They all just mean female to them.
#39 - snakefire (10/17/2013) [-]
If she fails that bad maybe something was wrong with her bike. If anyone saw anything they should have SPOKE up.
#41 to #39 - anon (10/17/2013) [-]
i'm seeing this ******* pic in every post what the fucccccchjksheknjdsewd
User avatar #30 - tiredandhungry (10/17/2013) [-]
Bicycle Races: The as yet unreleased song and sequel to the hit song Bicycle Race by Queen
User avatar #15 - swimmingprodigy (10/17/2013) [-]
"at least I can ride a bike"

#9 - nuclearderp (10/17/2013) [-]
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#6 - haqq (10/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #5 - yunoavailable (10/17/2013) [-]
I once saw a lady on a bike with the handle bars full of groceries, smoking, while looking at her cell phone.
User avatar #7 to #5 - rubiksoctohedron **User deleted account** (10/17/2013) [-]
where my mind instantly went
User avatar #10 to #5 - snakefire (10/17/2013) [-]
#4 - liebebella (10/16/2013) [-]
I wish I had seen it
User avatar #13 - lacklusterpelican (10/17/2013) [-]
Not trying to be a Debby downer but speaking of things that make you move from place to place my aunt just got into a car accident and the lady she hit died
User avatar #14 to #13 - subaqueousreach ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Why would someone dying in a car accident get anybody down?

Obviously aside from those related to the person who died and probably your aunt who is likely feeling all sorts of terrible now.

People die every day in an astounding number of ways. It only sucks when it's someone you have some sort of bond with.
User avatar #51 to #14 - divinecreator (10/17/2013) [-]
when you think to yourself "it could have been me" is usually when i start feeling bad
User avatar #17 to #14 - lacklusterpelican (10/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, and her truck didn't really take any damage either so i guess that's a... neutral
User avatar #19 - betterguygreg (10/17/2013) [-]
how does anyone actually believe this
#46 - mudkipftw (10/17/2013) [-]
I like to roll up behind cyclists and blast Eye of Tiger. They seem to appreciate itr
#43 - starshroom (10/17/2013) [-]
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