"I want a yandere girlfriend". www.twogag.com/archives/3029. B UP WITH . THUNBS -ERINNA HAPPEN "A, . E 2013 Richard Jainism. if rights .. hfw
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User avatar #63 to #7 - jacoban (07/03/2014) [-]
the way shes drawn reminds me of nonon jakuzure from kill la kill
User avatar #17 to #7 - jubnik ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
ahh damn you juust beat me to it by like 6 hours
#24 to #7 - infinitereaper (07/03/2014) [-]
I still like yanderes
get on my level
#5 - neocortex (07/02/2014) [-]
hfw
hfw
#47 - fergferg (07/03/2014) [-]
**fergferg rolled image** Who I'm breaking up with
**fergferg rolled image** Who I'm breaking up with
#50 to #47 - saltyfries (07/03/2014) [-]
idk whether to be turned on or horrified
User avatar #54 to #50 - Gaulli (07/03/2014) [-]
Horrified, If it can hold that how can it provide any pleasure if your hot dog is in a Tunnel
#60 to #47 - xcoreyx (07/03/2014) [-]
With anime? Good for you!
#53 to #47 - littlepowerslave (07/03/2014) [-]
Good luck with that...
Good luck with that...
#62 to #47 - senjougahara ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Good luck with that
Good luck with that
#55 to #47 - zomaru (07/03/2014) [-]
I'm buying front row seats to this breakup.
I'm buying front row seats to this breakup.
#6 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
Yet very relevant to our recent conversations.
#58 - wildberk (07/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #16 - Noonelikesanimal (07/03/2014) [-]
>fit
>tan
>cute face
>will always love you
i dont see the reason in leaving
User avatar #18 to #16 - traveltech (07/03/2014) [-]
>crazy
User avatar #19 to #18 - Noonelikesanimal (07/03/2014) [-]
just imagine how crazy she is in bed
User avatar #26 to #19 - faustmazoku (07/03/2014) [-]
I was with a crazy chick, extremely possessive, had to know where I was 24/7, I couldn't even look at a waitress to order food. She was terrible in bed. Moral of the story, don't put your dick in crazy or you get a stalker for several months after the break up until you move.
#20 to #18 - hudge (07/03/2014) [-]
Everybody is crazy.

Every ******* ****** on this planet is ******* crazy.
#22 to #18 - tomthehippie (07/03/2014) [-]
crazy ones are the most fun until they kill you and keep your skull in a shrine in their closet
User avatar #67 to #16 - kreekydoorS (07/03/2014) [-]
never ever date a woman with possession issues. Whether they be with you or a demon. ***** gonna end bad yo.
User avatar #25 to #16 - nuclearkitteh (07/03/2014) [-]
It seems as though she was possessive. You know, constant calls, always demanding to know where you are, not letting you interact with anything that has a vagina.
User avatar #28 to #25 - reginleif ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Eh I wouldn't mind, if I got to go home to that every night. ^^

"Where are you"....

IM AT THE STORE BUYING ASS CREAM BITCH. >.<

The way I figure it not the worst thing that can happen.... I mean she probably won't cheat.
User avatar #32 to #28 - nuclearkitteh (07/03/2014) [-]
Also, it wouldn't be where are you. It'd be "Where are you I've called fifty thousands times why haven't you responded to my two hundred texts are you with that bitch Susan I told you not to talk to her anymore I bet you're balls deep in her right now I'll kill that slut how dare you!"
User avatar #31 to #28 - nuclearkitteh (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah. Until she chases every other girl except your mother out of your life and bitches you out every time you go to hang out with your bros without first signing a ninety page form and having to be back at a certain time, not a second late. Not to mention once you reach that stage you'll be to scared to end things for fear that she's gonna put a knife in your back. Also, you can't say bitch to her, that's how you get a knife to the kidney.
User avatar #35 to #31 - reginleif ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
>Me
>Female friends.

lol. I don't do female friends, but assuming I did I couldn't think of a single relationship worth sacrificing nailing a 9/10 every night for.

>knife in the kidney
See now you're just confusing psycho bitch with yandere, only an idiot's going to cheat with a hot girl who's hot as **** , taking care of your every need, and has a -5% of cheating herself.

This is why nobody pitied Anime Makoto Death Makoto from School Days, sure this ***** died, but he CHEATED on 2 fine girls who were all over him.

I dunno about you, but if a girl makes me food, sucks my happy pole, and bears my kids.... and I cheat on her... maybe I DESERVE organ failure. :/

I'm joking, I haven't met a girl (yandere not psycho) so there could be downsides, not just any I can see right now. I personally think that for many FJer's including myself a yandere gf would be an improvement to their sorry as **** lives
User avatar #43 to #35 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
***** you wanna fight?
#44 to #43 - reginleif ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
**reginleif rolled image** Bitch, I might
User avatar #46 to #44 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
do it
User avatar #37 to #35 - nuclearkitteh (07/03/2014) [-]
"Contrary to the popular belief that it is the opposite of tsundere, it describes an anime character who is either psychotic or violent or both, and shows affection to the main character."
-Urban Dictionary
Yeah, not best thing to quote but it is the general idea, tho whole point of yandere is that there is an unhealthy obsession with you that ultimately leads to violence against you and/or all friends said yandere sees as a "threat" to your relationship with her. Also, contrary to animu, not every yandere is bammin slammin booty-licious. And, if you have enough of her **** , break up is code word for "you have to get inside the house without a key." Seriously, unless you are a poison to nearby social lives, all that will come from a yandere is a parasitic relationship that you will eventually regret and then you will have the problem of getting that bitch to leave you alone.

User avatar #45 to #37 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
Just think of it like a pitbull. If you let it lose it rips your nuts off. Leash it and give it some love and you got a wonderful companion.
User avatar #38 to #37 - reginleif ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I'd disagree with the assertion that the Yandere would use violence against the object of affection.... unless you horribly traumatized her by cheating or not washing the dishes.

I mean if you're going to obsses over someone wouldn't you tend to overlook a few bad habits?

That being said anything in the current vicinity that breathes IS in mortal danger....

Which brings up my second point

>Seriously, unless you are a poison to nearby social lives

Like I said most FJer's lives would actually be improved by this seeing as they have no relationships left to ruin. I've been to brony board I know what's up.

User avatar #39 to #38 - nuclearkitteh (07/03/2014) [-]
I for one have plenty of friends of all genders, and you have no idea what might trigger an yandere.
User avatar #40 to #39 - reginleif ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
True trying to guess. what might trigger a crazy person is futile. Still want ^^

#30 to #16 - walmartysnextghost (07/03/2014) [-]
"I will always love you" <---- that scares the **** out of me
User avatar #36 to #16 - yorker (07/03/2014) [-]
she has no ass
User avatar #41 to #36 - reginleif ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh **** I didn't notice that, I was so busy obsessin over the yandere it slipped past me.

No ass, no pass. >.> Thank you sir for preventing this trainwreck.
User avatar #48 to #41 - yorker (07/03/2014) [-]
just doing my job. sir
#61 to #16 - xcoreyx (07/03/2014) [-]
Yes because it's always that simple
#21 - bluwizard (07/03/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** how i deal with the ladies
User avatar #29 to #21 - mymommasallama (07/03/2014) [-]
its always a weird warm fuzzy feeling when you see a picture you posted get rolled...
#11 - coronangel (07/02/2014) [-]
Love yanderes.
#42 - invshika (07/03/2014) [-]
**invshika rolled image** hfw
**invshika rolled image** hfw
#13 - ravemouse (07/02/2014) [-]
Haven't seen TGAG on funnyjunk before I'd almost forgotten about it
Haven't seen TGAG on funnyjunk before I'd almost forgotten about it
User avatar #49 - meganinja (07/03/2014) [-]
Yandere is best dere
User avatar #14 - techniik (07/03/2014) [-]
I didn't have a murderer girlfriend, but I have had a yandere-ish girlfriend before
I didn't enjoy it.
I love cuddling and all that, you can be as close to me as you want, but clingy and all up into your **** is annoying, that's the only girl I've ever broken up with.
#23 to #14 - DrPeppir (07/03/2014) [-]
I know that feel. I know that feel so 			*******		 hard.
I know that feel. I know that feel so ******* hard.
User avatar #12 - hoolio (07/02/2014) [-]
soon you will be able to be a yandere yourself and make senpai notice you by making other girls "disappear" yanderedev.wordpress.com/
#34 - richardhandler (07/03/2014) [-]
**richardhandler rolls 86**
#15 - darkor (07/03/2014) [-]
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#69 - peterbowser (07/03/2014) [-]
**peterbowser rolled image** <--- Who I had to break up with, and I'm a guy!
User avatar #64 - shinote (07/03/2014) [-]
God I wish I could find a girl like that. I'd be so set. I love when women are at least a little possessive, to me it shows they care/love me enough to want me to themselves.
#59 - adunsaveme (07/03/2014) [-]
**adunsaveme rolled image** the only way to break up with people
User avatar #65 to #59 - kreekydoorS (07/03/2014) [-]
set them on fire?
User avatar #66 to #65 - adunsaveme (07/03/2014) [-]
well a lot of relationships end with heated discussion, so it fits
#57 - bluestrawberry (07/03/2014) [-]
**bluestrawberry rolled image** my yandere
User avatar #27 - guiguito (07/03/2014) [-]
Good thing they don't exist.
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