I Thought I Farted, But I Shit
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lamajderrel (09/02/2015) [-]
Cept some racist ass spic singin the ultimate white boy music. Country music is **** and only brings back racism fam.
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lamajderrel (09/03/2015) [-]
You n ignorant ********** . Rap actually has sum culture wit it. N anyway, ppl don't even say ***** dat much. ***** ain't even racist wen a black person says it fam, ****** stupid.
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lamajderrel (09/03/2015) [-]
Watchu mean, cuh? Y u callin me stupid wen I just asked a question about my statement n all yall bitches started gettin mad. U kno wut I said is true fam, white ppl jus don't want to recognize. Thas all I'm sayin.
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italianfrosttroll (09/03/2015) [-] Did you go to fart but **** instead? Is that why you're upset?
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anon (09/03/2015) [-]
Yes yes. Spics. You hate them, I hate them. Even mexicans hate them.
But you are retarded.
You have to understand Texas. Texans going back all the way to their independence from Mexico where hispanic and/or white. Those are not spics. Those are red white and blue bleeding texans. They will **** your **** up if you call them a mexican. Because they arnt.
And yes, they hate spics too.
I really blows your mind up doesn't it when you think of a stereotypical texan... but he looks mexican. Because he isn't a mexican. Hes a texan.
Which ultimately spins us around to the national scale. No one gives a **** if you a chink, spic, ****** , gook, wop, potato farmer or a goat ****** .
As long as youre an american, not a hyphenated american, no one gives a **** what color or creed you are as long as you are waving our flag and putting our country first above all others. Thats what it means to be american. Thats the melting pot you hear so much about. Hyphens dont melt. They are chunks.
Its why people don't like jews. They always put isreal before whatever country they are in. Its not just because 'durrr they a jew and killed jesus'. Its because their loyalties lie elsewhere. We wouldn't elect a frenchy or a kraut would we? Of course not. They would put their home countries first. It would ultimately be governed by an outside power.
Theres a difference between disliking other races and disliking foreigners. They overlap but they are not one and the same.
But you are retarded.
You have to understand Texas. Texans going back all the way to their independence from Mexico where hispanic and/or white. Those are not spics. Those are red white and blue bleeding texans. They will **** your **** up if you call them a mexican. Because they arnt.
And yes, they hate spics too.
I really blows your mind up doesn't it when you think of a stereotypical texan... but he looks mexican. Because he isn't a mexican. Hes a texan.
Which ultimately spins us around to the national scale. No one gives a **** if you a chink, spic, ****** , gook, wop, potato farmer or a goat ****** .
As long as youre an american, not a hyphenated american, no one gives a **** what color or creed you are as long as you are waving our flag and putting our country first above all others. Thats what it means to be american. Thats the melting pot you hear so much about. Hyphens dont melt. They are chunks.
Its why people don't like jews. They always put isreal before whatever country they are in. Its not just because 'durrr they a jew and killed jesus'. Its because their loyalties lie elsewhere. We wouldn't elect a frenchy or a kraut would we? Of course not. They would put their home countries first. It would ultimately be governed by an outside power.
Theres a difference between disliking other races and disliking foreigners. They overlap but they are not one and the same.
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timbyrnesy (09/03/2015) [-] not originally a country song although i like this guys version better. heres the original 
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architectsean (09/03/2015) [-]
His name is Donnie Dumphy. He's from Newfoundland where I live. He has a new movie coming out called "How to be Deadly". You should all check it out. He's a funny fella.
The Cover the guy did was for a laugh. He's from BC and when the guys who wrote the original heard it, they flew him over and got him to record it for the movie. Dudes name is Jessie Stewert.
The Cover the guy did was for a laugh. He's from BC and when the guys who wrote the original heard it, they flew him over and got him to record it for the movie. Dudes name is Jessie Stewert.
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rockamekishiko ONLINE (09/03/2015) [-] this is awesome. i didn't know i needed it until i heard it
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SnacksJr (09/03/2015) [-] daysndaze.bandcamp.com/album/rogue-taxidermy
My friends band, you should also check out their split with Night Gaunts!
My friends band, you should also check out their split with Night Gaunts!
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thesirofponies (09/03/2015) [-] Pretty good. It's like half the people I know are in bands from Folk-Punk,to Djent and everything in between check some out
revisionsma.bandcamp.com/ HxC
suicidecidandtheghostboys.bandcamp.com/ Anti-Folk
theworstofus.bandcamp.com/ HxC/Metalcore (Experimental)
justinarena.bandcamp.com/ Folk Punk/Dank Memes
miniphilosopher.bandcamp.com/ Acoustical
downtoearthma.bandcamp.com/releases HxC (song is about my older brother)
degrader.bandcamp.com/ Progressive Metal/Metalcore (Djent)
revisionsma.bandcamp.com/ HxC
suicidecidandtheghostboys.bandcamp.com/ Anti-Folk
theworstofus.bandcamp.com/ HxC/Metalcore (Experimental)
justinarena.bandcamp.com/ Folk Punk/Dank Memes
miniphilosopher.bandcamp.com/ Acoustical
downtoearthma.bandcamp.com/releases HxC (song is about my older brother)
degrader.bandcamp.com/ Progressive Metal/Metalcore (Djent)
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pocketstooheavy (09/03/2015) [-] Jeez. Meth-looking guy has way more talent than most of the main-stream music these days.
Guy needs to get that song formally recorded.
Guy needs to get that song formally recorded.
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sonicsyndicate (09/03/2015) [-] imagine what would happen if i took a **** in a nutella jar and put in a layer of nutella to mask the smell
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anon (09/03/2015) [-]
Intro: G---G---
Verse:
G---G---D---D---D---D---G-C-G--- Repeat once
Chorus:
C---C---G---G---C---D---G-C-G---
Repeat final line of chorus:
C---D---G-C-G---
Have fun!
Verse:
G---G---D---D---D---D---G-C-G--- Repeat once
Chorus:
C---C---G---G---C---D---G-C-G---
Repeat final line of chorus:
C---D---G-C-G---
Have fun!
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kommandantvideo (09/03/2015) [-] get rid of those strings that snapped from the head of your guitar you ******* pleb
