I prefer Trojans myself.. Admin should have gone in his dads sock... Trojans are fine condoms. But I can't find myself able to trust condoms named after event where this cool, supposedly safe thing goes in and then bursts open an
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#1 - angelusprimus (11/04/2013) [-]
Trojans are fine condoms.
But I can't find myself able to trust condoms named after event where this cool, supposedly safe thing goes in and then bursts open and releases soldiers who ruin everyone's day.
#122 to #1 - gerfox (11/05/2013) [-]
You're looking at it from the wrong perspective. Trojans are the tool that you use to get inside of her.
User avatar #139 to #122 - xxfireflyxx (11/05/2013) [-]
Is it in yet?
#140 to #139 - gerfox (11/05/2013) [-]
You won't know until it's too late
You won't know until it's too late
#141 to #140 - xxfireflyxx (11/05/2013) [-]
Okay, that got me giggling.
Okay, that got me giggling.
User avatar #2 to #1 - ironsoul (11/04/2013) [-]
Ramses are even worse, they are named after a guy with literally hundreds of children.
#3 to #1 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/04/2013) [-]
I used to agree to that. But they were under siege for 10 years (according to good ole wikipedia). TEN 			*******		 YEARS. That's impressive if you ask me. If a single Trojan condom is gonna last me 10 years of use and abuse, then 			****		, I'm sold.    
   
Gif unrelated.
I used to agree to that. But they were under siege for 10 years (according to good ole wikipedia). TEN ******* YEARS. That's impressive if you ask me. If a single Trojan condom is gonna last me 10 years of use and abuse, then **** , I'm sold.

Gif unrelated.
User avatar #10 to #3 - onkii ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
History major here. The Trojan war probably never actually happened. It was a really good story, but there is close to zero evidence to back it up. Troy itself existed, and it endured war after war after war mostly due to its location and fertile land/abundant hunting and fishing grounds. Troy was a great city that could support a large amount of people due to its copious resources, which is what made it such a prize in the eyes of attackers. However, a battle the size of the Trojan war simply did not happen. You see, there are layers of rock and sediment around Troy, and under each layer there are artifacts that tell us who attacked them and possibly when. If the Trojan war had actually happened, there would be FAR more broken bits of armor, human remains, and bits of broken weapons as well. It just simply isn't there.
Another interesting note, if the Trojan war had actually happened, it would not have lasted ten years. There were simply not enough resources to support the Greek army for that amount of time. When the text says ten years, it's actually an expression meaning it lasted a long time, but not necessarily that amount of time. It's where we get the expression "Nine times out of ten".
#25 to #10 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/04/2013) [-]
I was discussing the story itself. But I appreciate the wall of text. That's much more effort than what I'm willing to put into a comment.
I was discussing the story itself. But I appreciate the wall of text. That's much more effort than what I'm willing to put into a comment.
User avatar #26 to #25 - onkii ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess I'm just really passionate about it haha
#27 to #26 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/04/2013) [-]
Just, whatever you do, don't let your passion bring you into overkill. It comes off as snobbish and annoying. Note, everyone's boundaries for such things are purely personal, I'm just tired so I'm just a snobby asshole, don't mind me.    
   
My cousin does it with her 			*******		 subaru love. Seriously, it can be 			*******		 annoying. Really annoying. Like, if she wasn't in my state nor related and she shoves another 			*******		 subaru comment down my throat, I will slash her tires, key her car, and pour a gallon of water into her gas tank. /rant   
   
And now for something completely different.
Just, whatever you do, don't let your passion bring you into overkill. It comes off as snobbish and annoying. Note, everyone's boundaries for such things are purely personal, I'm just tired so I'm just a snobby asshole, don't mind me.

My cousin does it with her ******* subaru love. Seriously, it can be ******* annoying. Really annoying. Like, if she wasn't in my state nor related and she shoves another ******* subaru comment down my throat, I will slash her tires, key her car, and pour a gallon of water into her gas tank. /rant

And now for something completely different.
#29 to #27 - onkii ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
Haha, well I wasn't trying to be snobby or anything like that. I just like getting information out to people, and I apologize if I came off as being a prude.

I couldn't help but chuckle at your story about your sister and her Subaru though haha
#33 to #29 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/04/2013) [-]
Neh, I'm just exhausted. People are annoying. Sleep deprivation before an exam does not make Knowingly a happy camper. Generally, EVERYONE irks the 			****		 out of me when I'm tired.    
   
Did I say sister? I meant my cousin. It is annoying. She even got a tattoo of an outline of a 			******		 looking subaru. It literally looks half-assed pants on head retarded. And I can't say anything about the retardedness of said tattoo nor the 2000+ pictures of subarus/subaru parts that alone grace my facebook everyday. 			******		 annoying.    
   
MFW She posts a 30 picture album consisting of just her car's steering wheel, it being the 3rd album this week, and it is only Monday.
Neh, I'm just exhausted. People are annoying. Sleep deprivation before an exam does not make Knowingly a happy camper. Generally, EVERYONE irks the **** out of me when I'm tired.

Did I say sister? I meant my cousin. It is annoying. She even got a tattoo of an outline of a ****** looking subaru. It literally looks half-assed pants on head retarded. And I can't say anything about the retardedness of said tattoo nor the 2000+ pictures of subarus/subaru parts that alone grace my facebook everyday. ****** annoying.

MFW She posts a 30 picture album consisting of just her car's steering wheel, it being the 3rd album this week, and it is only Monday.
User avatar #46 to #33 - onkii ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
Oops, that's my fault. For some reason I read it as sister. I'm tired too and I'm also studying for an exam. But instead of getting pissed off at everything I get really delirious and confused about everything.

And Jesus Christ your cousin is way too obsessed with Subarus lmfao
#49 to #46 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/05/2013) [-]
Yea. It is annoying. As **** . Pic related. **** like this is what she constantly posts. Makes me murderous.
#51 to #49 - onkii ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but that's ******* hilarious
#58 to #51 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/05/2013) [-]
I'm glad you find my source of rage and annoyance funny.
I'm glad you find my source of rage and annoyance funny.
User avatar #59 to #58 - onkii ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
It's not necessarily the fact that it annoys you that it's funny, but the fact that she has that much of a fixation on one of the most random things I can think of
#60 to #59 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/05/2013) [-]
The worst part is that it isn't random. There are many more people like her. And they are all just as elitist about their 			*******		 subarus as my cousin is.    
MFW
The worst part is that it isn't random. There are many more people like her. And they are all just as elitist about their ******* subarus as my cousin is.
MFW
User avatar #64 to #60 - onkii ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
That is the strangest obsession
#71 to #64 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/05/2013) [-]
You're telling me. I've had multiple people from this 			*******		 cult tell me their car is better just because it is a Subaru. You know what? No, it isn't. Your 			*******		 slobaru is not better than my camaro. Kindly 			****		 off. 			*******		 twats.
You're telling me. I've had multiple people from this ******* cult tell me their car is better just because it is a Subaru. You know what? No, it isn't. Your ******* slobaru is not better than my camaro. Kindly **** off. ******* twats.
#72 to #71 - onkii ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
#75 to #72 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/05/2013) [-]
You know what? I feel better. I thank you. Enjoy your evening. And if you ever buy a Subaru, I will slit your 			*******		 throat with your own Subaru keys.
You know what? I feel better. I thank you. Enjoy your evening. And if you ever buy a Subaru, I will slit your ******* throat with your own Subaru keys.


User avatar #76 to #75 - onkii ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
I'm glad that I could make you feel a little better. If you ever need somebody to chat with, feel free to message me. I hope you have a good evening.


**** subaru
#77 to #76 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/05/2013) [-]
Thank you.


And yes. Yes indeed.
#78 to #77 - onkii ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
#118 to #10 - angelusprimus (11/05/2013) [-]
History minor here.
While that is one of the theories other say that war most likely did happen.
Several reasons, first where Troy was positioned it held a chokehold on north sea trade, where most grain came to Greece. They held Helen hostage. Helen being the greek name for greece.
Second, war created cultural meme in greece. someone who recited poetry for his dinner couldn't afford to talk about something that wasn't well known to everyone.
Third, for many well known battlefields for those eras, there are very little physical evidence. That is because war materiel was insanely expensive. Cost of a single charioteer to an economy would be compareble today with stealth bombers. Armor, weapons even things like arrow points were collected and reused.
Wars were small scale then. Nothing like Homer talked about. You couldn't have such a large army, it would starve. And ofcrose it didn't last ten years. logistics just didn't exist.
Going with small scale wars, there would be no such thing as bodies pile up, because those that came came with friends and family. Bodies were carefully collected and burned.
Horse also most likely never existed, it was probably reference to wall scaling equipement.
#30 to #10 - marlboroto **User deleted account** (11/04/2013) [-]
" It's where we get the expression "Nine times out of ten". "
how the hell is this relevant ...
User avatar #11 to #3 - onkii ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
Also if you are interested in this subject and would like more information, I recommend reading "The Trojan War" by Barry Strauss. It goes into greater detail on multiple different aspects of the war as if it had actually happened.
#73 to #3 - ryuktg (11/05/2013) [-]
At least 18 years of abuse and use, actually
User avatar #31 - infinitereaper (11/04/2013) [-]
If parents would just stop being pussies and eat their children they wouldn't be having these problems.
#144 to #31 - butiloveu ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
Everybody do the Kronos.
User avatar #34 to #31 - blarde (11/04/2013) [-]
wuht
#57 to #34 - wuht (11/05/2013) [-]
indeed
#44 to #31 - kassdesu (11/05/2013) [-]
I think you accidentally eft out a letter there
User avatar #52 to #44 - infinitereaper (11/05/2013) [-]
Did I ******* stutter?
User avatar #50 to #44 - thebestpieever (11/05/2013) [-]
He didn't left out anything.
#62 to #31 - Durp (11/05/2013) [-]
Eat them?
#113 - IceViper (11/05/2013) [-]
-Be 5
-Watching Bugs Life on Dad's brand new expensive flat screen tv
-Smash TV with baseball bat
-Motive still unknown to this day
User avatar #116 to #113 - fukkentyranitar (11/05/2013) [-]
Wow, that is a hard one to decipher.
#125 to #113 - loveyameanish (11/05/2013) [-]
"Motive still unknown to this day"
#131 to #113 - orangesandpickles (11/05/2013) [-]
Maybe you hated the locusts just so much......

Your dad's FW the rage imploded inside him
User avatar #5 - qotsa (11/04/2013) [-]
or you could just watch what your kids are doing.
User avatar #89 - thebesttrumpeteer (11/05/2013) [-]
"have you ever tried simply turning off the tv, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?" -Bender Rodriguez
User avatar #112 to #89 - Darianvincent (11/05/2013) [-]
-Bender Bending Rodriguez*
User avatar #22 - greenmurderer (11/04/2013) [-]
Guy didn't use a condom and got it all over TV and son.
Do not let the same happen to you! Stay on the safe side and wear protection when watching porn with your children.
User avatar #56 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/05/2013) [-]
>be a ****** parent and leave your kids unsupervised
>blame your lack of birth control
Hey, how about you stop being a bad parent?
#69 to #56 - Rascal (11/05/2013) [-]
C'mon, every parent has a moment where they leave their kid for just a little while and they **** **** up. It doesn't make you a bad parent
User avatar #70 to #69 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/05/2013) [-]
I agree, but it definitely took a little longer than a little while to **** up that whole TV.
#107 to #70 - Rascal (11/05/2013) [-]
Maybe they had to poop
User avatar #108 to #107 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/05/2013) [-]
At the same time?
#111 to #108 - Rascal (11/05/2013) [-]
I was mostly joking, but both parents aren't always home. Or it could be a babysitter.
User avatar #135 - rockamekishiko (11/05/2013) [-]
bad parenting or something. that kid looks like he is 3 or 4 years old and should by then know better than to do that.
#81 - shadecrenshaw (11/05/2013) [-]
Murder....
#54 - arcticassassin (11/05/2013) [-]
Someone please photoshop Squidward's nose onto the TV.
Please
#80 to #54 - xxjohnnyxx (11/05/2013) [-]
NOW its art
#4 - maaarknuuuut (11/04/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#55 - tailsx (11/05/2013) [-]
**tailsx rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at The List ** Mfw kids
User avatar #66 to #55 - brucekillah (11/05/2013) [-]
sweet roll
User avatar #88 to #55 - zuel ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
Guess your kids'll never mess with your **** .
User avatar #123 to #55 - datguytrent (11/05/2013) [-]
**datguytrent rolls 96**
#115 to #55 - triggathepirate (11/05/2013) [-]
I don't think your sweet ass knows how good a roll that was, mate.
User avatar #126 to #115 - loveyameanish (11/05/2013) [-]
I actually ******* loved that movie. First one in a long time that managed to make me feel uneasy going to sleep that night.
#127 to #126 - triggathepirate (11/05/2013) [-]
Shhh don't remind me.   
It's near 1:30 right now and it was bad enough looking into google images to find that.   
My contingency plan to go to sleep wanking is not as stable as I thought.
Shhh don't remind me.
It's near 1:30 right now and it was bad enough looking into google images to find that.
My contingency plan to go to sleep wanking is not as stable as I thought.
#128 to #127 - loveyameanish (11/05/2013) [-]
OH SHI-

SORRY DUDE.

GO WANK QUICK.
#129 to #128 - triggathepirate (11/05/2013) [-]
Don'ttellmetwice.
Don'ttellmetwice.
#138 - solarisofcelestia (11/05/2013) [-]
YOU LITTLE 			****		, LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY SCREEN!!!
YOU LITTLE **** , LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY SCREEN!!!
#132 - orangesandpickles (11/05/2013) [-]
I only just noticed that little bitch is spreading sudocrem on the screen. Sudocrem is how I discovered masturbation.
User avatar #120 - usmcoorah (11/05/2013) [-]
I'd shove that little ****** in the box with the T.V. and return it, regardless of my being able to get my money back or not.
User avatar #86 - ilikebuttsex (11/05/2013) [-]
or you could be a proper parent and teach your kids right from wrong
User avatar #90 to #86 - desuforeverlulz (11/05/2013) [-]
Kids, like household pets, often destroy things without realizing why it's wrong.
User avatar #91 to #90 - ilikebuttsex (11/05/2013) [-]
not necessarily, kid in that pic didnt look younger than 4 yrs old, and by that stage you should have developed a certain knowledge of right and wrong. unless ofcourse the parents didnt give a ****
User avatar #92 to #91 - desuforeverlulz (11/05/2013) [-]
I mean he also may not realize what he's doing is destroying the TV. Kids rarely destroy things for the sake of destroying them, until they reach the age of reason and come up with personal reasons to wreck stuff. That's when they definitely know they're doing wrong.
#95 to #92 - Rascal (11/05/2013) [-]
And that's what the parents are the for. To teach them it's wrong through punishment.
User avatar #97 to #95 - desuforeverlulz (11/05/2013) [-]
Right, but he's probably never touched the TV before then, the parents should have taken the initiative to explain to him that it's a delicate electronic device and to not touch it, but there's no way they really could have known.
#104 to #97 - xcelerater (11/05/2013) [-]
And you really believe that? I doubt anyone would not tell them to not touch. The kid deserves to be punished whether he knew or not. Those type of new-age views on how to educate kids just teach the parent how to raise a bad human.
User avatar #105 to #104 - desuforeverlulz (11/05/2013) [-]
I didn't say he shouldn't be punished, way to put words in my mouth jackass.
#106 to #105 - xcelerater (11/05/2013) [-]
The way you're writing is insinuating that the kid shouldn't be punished because he didn't know what he was doing. Like you I expressed an opinion.
User avatar #109 to #106 - desuforeverlulz (11/05/2013) [-]
I'm always in favor for teaching kids the hard reality of life. In real life, if you **** up someone's stuff, even on accident, there's gonna be hell to pay.
User avatar #93 to #92 - ilikebuttsex (11/05/2013) [-]
yeah I get what you mean. then again I remember when i was about 4 and a half yrs old (coz thats when i was about to start primary here in aus), if i was to do something such as that to a tv and not realise it was doing some sort of harm in any way, id probably have to be retarded.
User avatar #94 to #93 - desuforeverlulz (11/05/2013) [-]
Very true, although you don't know what was going through his mind. Maybe he thought it would come off.
User avatar #98 to #94 - ilikebuttsex (11/05/2013) [-]
hah well I dont want to sound like a dick but I think its pretty clear that the newer gen of kids are somewhat less intelligent.. be it bad parenting or just genetics, since we live in an age of accessing everything online, the brain doesnt have the same need to work.
User avatar #99 to #98 - desuforeverlulz (11/05/2013) [-]
No I totally agree, I think a big cause of that is how parents overstimulate their kids with anything but human interaction.
User avatar #100 to #99 - ilikebuttsex (11/05/2013) [-]
yeah, I see so many young kids just at home with their expensive tablets and whatnots, heck even my own younger brother does the same **** and hes 13, when a real human friend comes over they just act all awkward and just play on their ipads in the same room. its just socially degrading.
#101 to #100 - desuforeverlulz (11/05/2013) [-]
It's just embarrassing to witness, and it gives rise to generations of idiots like these. If you're going to be mentally isolated, you might as well just stay at home.
User avatar #102 to #101 - ilikebuttsex (11/05/2013) [-]
exactly.
User avatar #136 to #92 - rockamekishiko (11/05/2013) [-]
a 4 year old should already ******* understand that they don't do stuff like that. I've never seen any kid in my family be that destructive by the age of 4 or 5.
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User avatar #121 - macarenaoftime (11/05/2013) [-]
Funny condom commercial
reminded me of this
#7 - mychemicaliw (11/04/2013) [-]
artist 10/10 will have kids
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