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I wants movie about a guy who
runs for president and wins but
then suddenly realizes that he
doesn' t want to be president, so
he just starts doing ridiculous
things all the time trying to get
impeached, but it NEVER
WORKS because they always
miraculously end up being the
right thing to do, Like, he
declares war on Canada? Next
day it turns out that Canada
had secret plans to nuke
Washington. he bans Doritos?
Turns out theyr' e the number
one cause of cancer and
natural disasters. He sends his
vice president to jail? Turns out
the VP was a terrorist in
disguise. He has 100% approval
rating, most popular president
ever,
I' decided that I want him to be
played by Jeff Goldblum.
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Submitted: 09/04/2014
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User avatar #18 - willindor (09/04/2014) [+] (9 replies)
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In the end the poor sod shoots himself in the head, destroying a tumor and recover completely
#3 - friedgreenpomatoes (09/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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So basically Taft's presidency except he actively tries to get kicked out, instead of begrudgingly going along with it?
So basically Taft's presidency except he actively tries to get kicked out, instead of begrudgingly going along with it?
User avatar #8 - demigodofmadness (09/04/2014) [+] (10 replies)
He gets a blowjob from his secretary, turns out she was depressed and if she didn't get with a man she would've committed suicide.

He spies on the opposite party, they were planning on turning America into a dictatorship.
#2 - lepanto (09/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Did this not happen in a Seinfeld episode?
Still a fantastic idea.
#11 - littleliz ONLINE (09/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #25 - ixcarnifexxi (09/05/2014) [+] (13 replies)
If Canada had nukes, and you guys declared war on us; we would not hesitate to blow you guys the **** up. Eh?
#26 to #25 - gtfomylawnbish (09/05/2014) [-]
"If Canada had nukes"
#1 - meringueluka ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
i want this. i want this so much right now, and it will never happen. thanks a lot tumblr
#56 - mrselfdestruct (09/05/2014) [-]
Makes Adolf Hitler Memorial in Washington D.C.

Turns out Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
#48 - sjrigney (09/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#34 - mrjweezy (09/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What if he doesn't want to be president and he does everything wrong but wont be impeached because the government id full of ass hats.
oh wait.
red thumb inbound... ****** bring it
User avatar #13 - TheHutchie (09/04/2014) [-]
**** , I'd watch that.

"Sir, we've done as you asked and invaded Lithuania. Turns out a secret uprising was about to occur, triggering a civil war and possible a political catastrophe in Eastern Europe. The rebels thought we were onto them, and openly attacked us, resulting in the death of their leader and a hundred of them being captured. We've saved Europe! How did you know?!"

"Oh for ******* COME ON!"
User avatar #17 - chickenbones (09/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I would be that guy. Time to run for president guys. I'll invent a new currency while I'm in, and have my face on it, the 15 dollar bill. It will be perfect.
User avatar #21 to #17 - hydraetis (09/05/2014) [-]
15 dollar bill? Too convenient. Go Old English style. Make a bill worth $1.24 or something.
#81 - megayoming (09/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I think what is trying to be stated is.   
   
The new president does shenanigans not normal shenanigans, we are talking about killing all FemiNazi/Genocide/Banning/Declaration of the Dick ect...   
   
If a president out of no where no evidence/warning provided rewrote the constitution.   
   
But every time it looks like this 						******					 is doing something stupid it goes better then intended/expected.    
   
Obama's health care was 						******					 up by the political parties demanding other bills and laws be amended so that Obama'care would be passed.   
   
What if this new president just said 						****					 politicians and political parties and abolishes the parties how he would do it idk but theoretically stated by this logic he did it.   
   
and what if a new 16 parties rise and every single one is wholeheartedly committed to America and are chill about personal choices.   
   
New president looks to be from 4chan but wait its the secant coming of 'Murcia allowing it to flourish for another 200years.
I think what is trying to be stated is.

The new president does shenanigans not normal shenanigans, we are talking about killing all FemiNazi/Genocide/Banning/Declaration of the Dick ect...

If a president out of no where no evidence/warning provided rewrote the constitution.

But every time it looks like this ****** is doing something stupid it goes better then intended/expected.

Obama's health care was ****** up by the political parties demanding other bills and laws be amended so that Obama'care would be passed.

What if this new president just said **** politicians and political parties and abolishes the parties how he would do it idk but theoretically stated by this logic he did it.

and what if a new 16 parties rise and every single one is wholeheartedly committed to America and are chill about personal choices.

New president looks to be from 4chan but wait its the secant coming of 'Murcia allowing it to flourish for another 200years.
#71 - chokinandtokin (09/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Um.. It could star Adam Sandler or something..
User avatar #7 - xalidan (09/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Not exactally the same but it made me think of my favorite Mad TV skit.
MAD TV - David Herman is President.avi
#49 - Womens Study Major (09/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
****** post, bad idea. thumb down and move along
#83 to #49 - floran (09/05/2014) [-]
I need someone to explain that pic to me.
Last night I anime/moe/girl/blonde quesadilla/hotpocket/enchilada your mother.
#20 - lordbroldamort (09/05/2014) [-]
they should do a saints row movie, that **** would be killer, as long as they had the australian accent. that ***** funny
User avatar #10 - lordmoldywart (09/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I think John Goodman would be a good choice.

Mainly because this concept sorta reminds me of that King Ralph film he did.
User avatar #47 - cookiel (09/05/2014) [-]
I think it'd be better as a sitcom rather than a movie. I mean to get all of that **** in during one movie would either mean a week long movie or very brief situations
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