I need to learn this language. . Admitt l was in , i 'd done a gig and! was outside having a smoke, a couple of friends around and this drunk Irish dude, short,
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Admitt
l was in , i 'd done a gig and!
was outside having a smoke, a
couple of friends around and this
drunk Irish dude, short, walks right
passed as, freezes and walks right
up to me and says...
JEEZ YOU' RE A BIG,
**** !
And my friends started getting piss y
snt
No, no, relax. it' s alright.
I speak Irish.
What he is trying to say is that
interesting person, l 3 - '."
maybe we could be friends'
So, Isaid "How you tiwtin'
you drunk paddy bastard?"
And he went...
...
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Submitted: 11/30/2013
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#157 - boylan (12/01/2013) [-]
**boylan rolled user snapps **
#151 - anonymous (12/01/2013) [-]
T̥̘̟̯̠͎̮͡h̦̲͝͞è̢̢͡ ̱̮̤̯͖͖̜ ̴̢͘҉̮̣͔͕̜͈̭̥̮̘̹̹I̱͕͈̦͖̘̟̭ ͈ç̧͖̥͔͔̗̤̹̭͕̹e̴̦̪̱͖̲̠̱͎ ̪ ̵̥̟͖̘̟̭͡G҉̴͝o͞҉̣͖̟ ̘͖͕̤̥̤̪̱d̢̧̟̠͈̯̀ ̸̧҉̪͔̱̘̘̲͎̲̭C̴̮̟̤̀o̟̮̮̲͡m̢҉̣̕ ͈͎̥̜m̢̱̹̠̗̥͎̟͢͞ę̟̘̥̹͖̯͔t͘ ͈̮̦̜͔͞h̸̠̗̤̣̥͎̗̕
User avatar #133 - thejoyboytoy (12/01/2013) [-]
ometimes when no **** is looking i put the peas from my plate in my foreskin then i go to the bathroom and say yay i peeing peas like this if you are a 90s kid i left skid marks on the bowl
#132 - anonymous (12/01/2013) [-]
So Anon is going to post porn all over FJ, enjoy the show.
User avatar #131 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
People from UK and Ireland are a lot tougher than Americans in my opinion cuz they don't have guns so they just stomp each other out.
#135 to #131 - onyxleigion (12/01/2013) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious.
User avatar #136 to #135 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
obvious fag is obvious
#137 to #136 - onyxleigion (12/01/2013) [-]
Obvious homophobe is obvious.
User avatar #138 to #137 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
One of my friends is gay. Just cuz i call someone a fag doesn't mean i'm a homophobe it just means the other person is a fag.
#139 to #138 - onyxleigion (12/01/2013) [-]
Stereo typical response. "My friend is gay."
A homophobe isn't someone who hates gays, thats just an ******* .
A homophobe is someone who is afraid they themselves are gay, so they use it as an insult.
User avatar #141 to #139 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
I am not scared of gay people at all. In fact i beat the **** out of a gay guy cuz he was talking **** . Is that being a homophobe? I was totally scared of him was I?
#142 to #141 - onyxleigion (12/01/2013) [-]
Read what I said. I didn't say you are scared of gay people. You are afraid that you are gay. You can't stand to think you might not be this big bad womanizer. You are so arrogant in your own self-righteous image of yourself that you are scared to think you might be gay, and there for lash out at random strangers on the internet, calling them gay and claiming to have beat the **** out of a gay guy, when we all know that all gay guys are ripped and you don't stand a ******* chance. Not to mention you apparently think holding a bottle of Jack Daniel's makes you cool.
User avatar #144 to #142 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
dude your so full of **** it's pathetic. It's my profile picture **** off and i look good in it so i like it. I am not insecure about being gay at all. I like girls and i know that. I don't have a girl friend but i am seeing a girl. And no matter what if you talk **** and say some stupid **** behind my back i'm gonna whoop your ass. He was making **** up to this girl i liked so i stomped his ass.
#145 to #144 - onyxleigion (12/01/2013) [-]
Whatever you say about your fights and what not I don't care. It's ******** on the internet. But both of my sisters and my girlfriend literally laughed out loud when you said you look good in that picture. You look like an idiot.
#148 to #145 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
Lol and i bet yo bitch ass don't got a girl friend foreal. this 						*****					 ^
Lol and i bet yo bitch ass don't got a girl friend foreal. this ***** ^
User avatar #147 to #145 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
lol show all your sisters idgaf. I bet they ugly as **** . And i look good in my opinion. And yeah i don't believe half the **** i see on the internet but why would i just lie about some stupid **** ? And fyi a lot of girls think i'm attractive, but what does that even have to do with me getting in a fight or being a homophobe? Nothing. lol
#149 to #147 - onyxleigion (12/01/2013) [-]
This is going to be my last comment simply because i've grown bored of you.

Anyone looks good with enough alcohol.

Goodbye.
#150 to #149 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
LOL k. and do your parents know your on the internet?
User avatar #134 to #131 - taintedangel (12/01/2013) [-]
Bar fights: A Comparason.

America: they fight then the winner get's sued.
Britian: they fight then that's it, no suing.
Ireland: they fight then they become best buds and order another round of beer.
#130 - bdowns (12/01/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Thanks Wikipedia for making that clear **
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Thanks Wikipedia for making that clear **
#125 - creepyunclebob (12/01/2013) [-]
I think this might have started a binge on everything he has ever done. He's a comedian... who is actually intelligent. It's madness.
User avatar #124 - kommandantvideo (12/01/2013) [-]
How the hell can a terribly offensive word in the english language be a compliment in 2 places... Ireland and Australia. Then again I think I just answered my own question by naming the countries
User avatar #126 to #124 - benstillerphaqqot (12/01/2013) [-]
Because we aren't bitches.
#160 to #159 - benstillerphaqqot (12/01/2013) [-]
Cheers bro.
Cheers bro.
User avatar #118 - Lolzster ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
Who dis be?
User avatar #122 to #118 - leprecono (12/01/2013) [-]
Reginald D Hunter
User avatar #109 - dissection (12/01/2013) [-]
Only Irish phrase I know is
*Insert witty comment about ****** up NSFW picture*
*Insert link to ****** up NSFW picture*

I wonder if anyone will know what user I'm talking about.
#106 - theflamingfire (12/01/2013) [-]
I still have this from last time this was posted
User avatar #104 - rokulda ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
only 90d kids will get dis joke xd
User avatar #110 to #104 - holyfool (12/01/2013) [-]
You must want to get banned for spam huh?
User avatar #111 to #110 - rokulda ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
are you getting your jonothans being crumbled ?????
User avatar #112 to #111 - holyfool (12/01/2013) [-]
You must not speak English to well huh? Well, regardless I will be happy to help you in your quest to get banned.
User avatar #113 to #112 - rokulda ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
thnk ;you for help on quest for to get ban
i am very thank
#128 to #114 - iftheshoefits (12/01/2013) [-]
here use this
User avatar #117 to #114 - rokulda ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
i am speak englis as is first language
is sorry for the bad of language speaking i am learn
User avatar #116 to #114 - xenxio (12/01/2013) [-]
please dont feed him
#102 - anonymous (12/01/2013) [-]
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#83 to #75 - megustan (12/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #84 to #83 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/01/2013) [-]
ITS NOT A PHASE MOM! GOD! WHY CANT YOU JUST ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM?!
#85 to #84 - megustan (12/01/2013) [-]
Because who you are is WRONG!
Because who you are is WRONG!
#86 to #85 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/01/2013) [-]
You just dont understand me! You have never given me a chance!
#87 to #86 - megustan (12/01/2013) [-]
I've never given you a chance? 						********					! I've given you plenty of chances, and you've disappointed me at every turn!
I've never given you a chance? ******** ! I've given you plenty of chances, and you've disappointed me at every turn!
#88 to #87 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/01/2013) [-]
I think you just cant accept the fact I'm different mom! You dont know what its like!
#89 to #88 - megustan (12/01/2013) [-]
There's a difference between being different, and being...you. I went through my own phases as I grew up, but never, have I done what you have. It's almost a disgrace, what you've done.
There's a difference between being different, and being...you. I went through my own phases as I grew up, but never, have I done what you have. It's almost a disgrace, what you've done.
#90 to #89 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/01/2013) [-]
You're right. I'm not different.... -I.... I wish I was... but I never will be...
#91 to #90 - megustan (12/01/2013) [-]
You'll just have to go through life with that fact. You'll never fit in, because you're just too...normal.
You'll just have to go through life with that fact. You'll never fit in, because you're just too...normal.
#94 to #93 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/01/2013) [-]
Wehlp, nice chat. I'm off to distant lands where 						******					 is plentiful.
Wehlp, nice chat. I'm off to distant lands where ****** is plentiful.
#95 to #94 - megustan (12/01/2013) [-]
Well, have fun with that! Good sport you.
Well, have fun with that! Good sport you.
#156 to #95 - iftheshoefits (12/01/2013) [-]
this thread
this thread
#73 - staticwolf (12/01/2013) [-]
**staticwolf rolled a random image posted in comment #133 at i think i need a hug ** Gotta love some Regi D. Hunter
If this is a picture of Regi D Hunter, something is seriously creepy
User avatar #72 - steveearl (12/01/2013) [-]
he's my manager now
#70 - anonymous (12/01/2013) [-]
lol
#67 - organicglory ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
And the Irish guy is now his manager
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