I need to learn this language. . Admitt l was in , i 'd done a gig and! was outside having a smoke, a couple of friends around and this drunk Irish dude, short, Jammy jam
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I need to learn this language

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Admitt
l was in , i 'd done a gig and!
was outside having a smoke, a
couple of friends around and this
drunk Irish dude, short, walks right
passed as, freezes and walks right
up to me and says...
JEEZ YOU' RE A BIG,
CUNT!
And my friends started getting piss y
snt
No, no, relax. it' s alright.
I speak Irish.
What he is trying to say is that
interesting person, l 3 - '."
maybe we could be friends'
So, Isaid "How you tiwtin'
you drunk paddy bastard?"
And he went...
...
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#39 - leafonthewind (11/30/2013) [-]
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**leafonthewind rolled user pongldr **
you look like an interesting person, maybe we could be friends
#153 to #39 - pongldr (12/01/2013) [-]
maybe you are correct
User avatar #158 to #153 - leafonthewind (12/01/2013) [-]
this is the part where I call you a drunk paddy bastard, and we become the best of friends
User avatar #167 to #158 - pongldr (12/02/2013) [-]
of course!
#43 to #13 - boylan (11/30/2013) [-]
Guys, c'mon
User avatar #166 to #43 - mightypower (12/02/2013) [-]
When I was in Seco school the caretaker was called Pat, so we used to sing to him that he was Pat The Baker. He was a legend.
#168 to #166 - boylan (12/02/2013) [-]
Aren't secondary school caretakers just the best?
User avatar #169 to #168 - mightypower (12/04/2013) [-]
They certainly are
#33 to #13 - mightypower (11/30/2013) [-]
Batch bread masterrace
#108 to #33 - anon (12/01/2013) [-]
Glorious Brennans  master race.
Glorious Brennans master race.
User avatar #14 - holybronybatman (11/30/2013) [-]
I am Irish, and I can confirm this, you cunts!
#16 to #14 - ripgeckosncherios (11/30/2013) [-]
thank you kindly ************ !
#17 to #16 - shruika (11/30/2013) [-]
Aussie cunt comin in, how you ***** doin ?
User avatar #22 to #17 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
American fatass here, feel free to leave if you can't handle my freedom.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Sataria (11/30/2013) [-]
Canadian coming in, I'm sorry if I made you up set in anyway.
User avatar #30 to #23 - guntoat (11/30/2013) [-]
***** comin in, I'm stealin yo thumbs
User avatar #34 to #30 - nuciferatu (11/30/2013) [-]
Leave the stealing to us Romanian gypsys please.
User avatar #42 to #34 - myfourthaccount (11/30/2013) [-]
Irrelevant Albanian here with nothing funny or interesting to say
I wish my country was important
User avatar #99 to #42 - biggydy (12/01/2013) [-]
It's ok Albanian bro, i'm an Argie and i understand your pain.
User avatar #97 to #42 - omnifish **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
Portuguese has arrived. Don't mind me, I'm just looking for someone from Germany.

I need money.
#155 to #97 - ripgeckosncherios (12/01/2013) [-]
German coming in, ain't happening bro
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#41 - stadic ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
****		 I have a relevant gif!
**** I have a relevant gif!
#44 to #41 - boylan (11/30/2013) [-]
An actual relevant gif?
An actual relevant gif?
#55 to #53 - ffinfinity ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #58 to #55 - ScruffytheJanitor ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
mfw
User avatar #76 to #66 - technobanana (12/01/2013) [-]
omg all of these together looks like a really bad mexican wave..
#11 - defesede (11/30/2013) [-]
For future uses
#29 to #11 - eddymolly ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
As is this
#102 - anon (12/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #31 - timmity (11/30/2013) [-]
irish goesz more like this : tà ma bootashì ana fadda ghear muil on garg sa sceach
User avatar #98 to #31 - liquidvoodoo (12/01/2013) [-]
Being an Irish speaker myself.. I didn't understand most of what you wrote.. :/
User avatar #100 to #98 - timmity (12/01/2013) [-]
i described what it sounds like, not the actual written words
User avatar #101 to #100 - liquidvoodoo (12/01/2013) [-]
Ah tuigim anois! Cheers
User avatar #103 to #31 - timmity (12/01/2013) [-]
a rough translation is "My boots are long and short can a grass in bush"
#107 to #31 - anon (12/01/2013) [-]
worst attempt at the irish language ive ever seen
#115 to #107 - timmity (12/01/2013) [-]
****		 you anon
**** you anon
User avatar #38 to #31 - cwarrider (11/30/2013) [-]
Are you a native speaker?
User avatar #45 to #38 - timmity (11/30/2013) [-]
not exactly fluent but yes
User avatar #46 to #45 - cwarrider (11/30/2013) [-]
I tried to learn but my hearing sucks and I couldn't really detect the more subtle changes/nuances in the speech. Cool stuff, though
User avatar #47 to #46 - timmity (11/30/2013) [-]
the terrible ******* school system her focuses more on the wriiten than the spoken, and rtien its worrse, much worse. Used a certain word at the start of a quarter page sentance? remember the extra letters in all these specific words that make little-to-no difference in spoken irish!"
User avatar #48 to #47 - cwarrider (11/30/2013) [-]
Trust me.. I'm from America. I know ALL ABOUT terrible school systems, haha.
User avatar #51 to #48 - timmity (11/30/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #40 to #31 - sinonyx ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
wut..
#1 - tbagbandit (11/30/2013) [-]
Reginald D Hunter - Ireland

Sauce
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User avatar #69 to #1 - jimjoejohnson (12/01/2013) [-]
Not available in my country, I live in Ireland.
#4 to #1 - mrgusti (11/30/2013) [-]
as a matter of fact i am not
User avatar #129 to #4 - cycloneclone (12/01/2013) [-]
So many ******* tabs...
#170 to #129 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
It isn't uncommon for me to have over 100 tabs open at the same time, sometimes in two browsers at once.
User avatar #5 to #4 - dreaddune (11/30/2013) [-]
norwegian or swedish?
User avatar #32 to #5 - mrgusti (11/30/2013) [-]
no, Icelandic
#8 to #1 - boylan (11/30/2013) [-]
Working one Even Reg is Irish on St Patricks Day
#2 to #1 - toysolider ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
You sick mutha ******
#7 to #2 - boylan (11/30/2013) [-]
Me neither. A Joke about Ireland, not available in Ireland.
#9 to #7 - tbagbandit (11/30/2013) [-]
You drunk paddy bastard
#25 to #10 - tbagbandit (11/30/2013) [-]
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#27 to #2 - nibiru (11/30/2013) [-]
Same here
Same here
User avatar #154 to #27 - greedtheavaricious (12/01/2013) [-]
Nibiru? Planet X?
User avatar #161 to #154 - nibiru (12/01/2013) [-]
you called?
User avatar #162 to #161 - greedtheavaricious (12/01/2013) [-]
Yeah your username is intriguing

Read about it when I heard about the 2012 panic and it really got me hooked
User avatar #163 to #162 - nibiru (12/01/2013) [-]
meh, as far as I'm concerned, don't believe the hype. I just liked the name
User avatar #164 to #163 - greedtheavaricious (12/01/2013) [-]
Well I've been a bit gullible back then, but didn't really believe it. Just liked the annunaki.^^
User avatar #165 to #164 - nibiru (12/01/2013) [-]
I missed out on that one, but I remember Eric mentioning it on Internet Comment Etiquette on conspiracy theories.
User avatar #78 to #74 - greenstrongworld (12/01/2013) [-]
If I could request stickies, I would.
#36 to #2 - greedtheavaricious (11/30/2013) [-]
BUT THEY ARE NOT SORRY.

NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST.
User avatar #119 to #56 - kokanum (12/01/2013) [-]
Love ya~
User avatar #120 to #119 - admiralen (12/01/2013) [-]
works with netflix as well, since different countries have different shows and movies its a godsend
User avatar #121 to #120 - kokanum (12/01/2013) [-]
♥♥♥♥
#3 to #2 - tbagbandit (11/30/2013) [-]
I know I am, Thank You.
User avatar #79 to #2 - twofreegerbils (12/01/2013) [-]
>not using Hola Better Internet

Stay pleb
#52 - dapsychocat (11/30/2013) [-]
Repost.
Meh, doesn't matter. Still as awesome.
#67 - organicglory (12/01/2013) [-]
And the Irish guy is now his manager
#106 - theflamingfire (12/01/2013) [-]
I still have this from last time this was posted
User avatar #133 - thejoyboytoy (12/01/2013) [-]
ometimes when no cunt is looking i put the peas from my plate in my foreskin then i go to the bathroom and say yay i peeing peas like this if you are a 90s kid i left skid marks on the bowl
#6 - kolumkolum (11/30/2013) [-]
Well, here you go. This one should work! www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2PsyAfr6lA
#83 to #75 - megustan (12/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #84 to #83 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/01/2013) [-]
ITS NOT A PHASE MOM! GOD! WHY CANT YOU JUST ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM?!
#85 to #84 - megustan (12/01/2013) [-]
Because who you are is WRONG!
Because who you are is WRONG!
#86 to #85 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/01/2013) [-]
You just dont understand me! You have never given me a chance!
#87 to #86 - megustan (12/01/2013) [-]
I've never given you a chance? 			********		! I've given you plenty of chances, and you've disappointed me at every turn!
I've never given you a chance? ******** ! I've given you plenty of chances, and you've disappointed me at every turn!
#88 to #87 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/01/2013) [-]
I think you just cant accept the fact I'm different mom! You dont know what its like!
#89 to #88 - megustan (12/01/2013) [-]
There's a difference between being different, and being...you. I went through my own phases as I grew up, but never, have I done what you have. It's almost a disgrace, what you've done.
There's a difference between being different, and being...you. I went through my own phases as I grew up, but never, have I done what you have. It's almost a disgrace, what you've done.
#90 to #89 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/01/2013) [-]
You're right. I'm not different.... -I.... I wish I was... but I never will be...
#91 to #90 - megustan (12/01/2013) [-]
You'll just have to go through life with that fact. You'll never fit in, because you're just too...normal.
You'll just have to go through life with that fact. You'll never fit in, because you're just too...normal.
#94 to #93 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/01/2013) [-]
Wehlp, nice chat. I'm off to distant lands where hentai is plentiful.
Wehlp, nice chat. I'm off to distant lands where hentai is plentiful.
#95 to #94 - megustan (12/01/2013) [-]
Well, have fun with that! Good sport you.
Well, have fun with that! Good sport you.
#156 to #95 - iftheshoefits (12/01/2013) [-]
this thread
this thread
#15 - getinmyboat (11/30/2013) [-]
All I could think of was lil jon
#132 - anon (12/01/2013) [-]
So Anon is going to post porn all over FJ, enjoy the show.
User avatar #72 - steveearl (12/01/2013) [-]
he's my manager now
User avatar #50 - irishman (11/30/2013) [-]
I feel proud.
User avatar #59 to #50 - irishwolven (12/01/2013) [-]
Pints all round then?
#12 - butteryweiner (11/30/2013) [-]
I enjoy seeing the same posts over and over
User avatar #24 to #12 - chaossniper ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
hit enter 6 times for god sake
#61 to #12 - razorlupus **User deleted account** (12/01/2013) [-]
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#37 to #12 - anon (11/30/2013) [-]
#18 to #12 - schwerdaddy (11/30/2013) [-]
I sincerely enjoy reading comments complaining about reposts.
#28 to #18 - icameheretotroll (11/30/2013) [-]





I will not forget to press enter 5 times


User avatar #65 to #18 - butteryweiner (12/01/2013) [-]
congrats on top page holy **** this blew up
#152 to #18 - pfccross (12/01/2013) [-]
here, use this!
here, use this!
User avatar #19 to #18 - butteryweiner (11/30/2013) [-]
That's all this ******* site is
#26 to #19 - rainbowhead (11/30/2013) [-]
**** boards are good.
User avatar #20 to #19 - schwerdaddy (11/30/2013) [-]
That's why you learn to deal with reposts. If you get pissed off by it then thumb down and move on. No need to broadcast your butthurt. This site is already repetitive enough so we don't need half the comments to be the same ******* thing too.
User avatar #21 to #20 - butteryweiner (11/30/2013) [-]
See i wasn't really butthurt, but i see your point
#49 - whydoesthishappen (11/30/2013) [-]
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#71 to #49 - mrepicly (12/01/2013) [-]
We're all very proud of you.
#63 to #49 - sabcy (12/01/2013) [-]
Then you don't deserve to comment.
User avatar #64 to #63 - whydoesthishappen (12/01/2013) [-]
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