I miss the old history channel. This is not the description you are looking for. illigal] HISTORY mu new glue nun eggn I no It Imus wan mu mum new. south park gave the best description of the history channel bill nye Morgan Freeman aliens history
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I miss the old history channel

I miss the old history channel. This is not the description you are looking for. illigal] HISTORY mu new glue nun eggn I no It Imus wan mu mum new. south park gave the best description of the history channel

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User avatar #11 - bakinboy ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Next on history channel: Ghost Bigfoot Lumberjacks search for Alaskan Gold Mining Alien Conspiracy Theorists
#14 to #11 - legoseed ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
i almost pissed myself laughing
User avatar #27 to #11 - samxdaxman (08/05/2014) [-]
After that: 3 hours of Hitler and Nazi documentaries.
#4 - theblackhand (08/04/2014) [-]
south park gave the best description of the history channel
#17 to #4 - somefatguyone (08/05/2014) [-]
Can you send me a link?
User avatar #19 to #17 - steerablepizza (08/05/2014) [-]
You can watch all episodes of south park for free on You need to login to view this link if you're in the US. If you live outside the US it should redirect you to the site for your country.
User avatar #38 to #19 - seemerollin (08/05/2014) [-]
ever since hulu took over its been garbage. Now you are forced to watch the 3 min advertisements every 8 mins. Used to be that you could just skip them all with ad block.
User avatar #57 to #38 - seemerollin (08/07/2014) [-]
I didn't know people enjoyed advertisements lol
#23 to #19 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
**** , im deployed right now but all i want to do is watch this episode
User avatar #34 to #23 - warburg (08/05/2014) [-]
Here you go. This is where I watch the show.
#20 to #19 - somefatguyone (08/05/2014) [-]
Which one is the one with the history channel? I must see their impression.
User avatar #21 to #20 - steerablepizza (08/05/2014) [-]
episode 13 season 15.

nodding South Park .gif
#31 - billywonka (08/05/2014) [-]
it's pretty much hitler and aliens
seems legit to me
#45 to #31 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
#44 to #31 - lotengo ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #49 to #26 - brothergrimm ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
I agree with what you're saying.... but swamp people is awesome and you ****** know it
User avatar #1 - fezzo (08/04/2014) [-]
Well they are showing you things that happened a couple weeks ago so technically that's history
#35 - dargent (08/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #48 to #35 - brothergrimm ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
#8 - zyketor (08/04/2014) [-]
History Channel is bringing back actual history most of the time now. They are having Bonnie and Clyde, Houdini, Ghandi, and other several hour long segments about real historical figures. Also shows like Pawn Stars, American Pickers, and American Restoration may not be 100% history lessons, but the hosts throw in history quite often. Rich Harrison (Pawn Stars) always discusses how the item being pawned/sold was historically significant before negotiating for example.

Almost all of the pure ******** shows like Ancient Aliens, Chasing the Aliens, etc, are now on History's other channel called "H2", which is the channel that needs this kind of criticism more, as they still claim it to be a "History based" channel.

Seriously, "History Channel" had a bad time for a while, but they are coming back to being about history. Put all the blame on its sister channel, H2.
#51 to #8 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
Why do you say sister instead of brother channel? You feminist.

Regards, manlynist
#24 to #8 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
Ancient Aliens is acceptable, i guess. It is part ancient civilization's history.
#53 to #24 - zyketor (08/05/2014) [-]
Any show that tries to prove that Ghandi was an alien is NOT acceptable, and show not be to anyone that has a brain.
#9 to #8 - jeitron (08/04/2014) [-]
well imo, history channel is just having the same identity problem as the discovery channel.

In the past they used to be all about educational documentaries while nowadays they are just another ****** channel full "reality" shows and the like. Reality shows are the main reason why I no longer watch tv and cut cable off. The problem is that reality tv is cheap and easy to make while the people just sit there and watch it like the brainless sheep they are. Now my tv is just a monitor for my gaming console.
User avatar #12 to #9 - vonderin (08/05/2014) [-]
God what about Animal planet? 'Surprisingly human' nahh **** just like every other channel. Nato go Wild is what it was like and should be. My opinion
#10 to #9 - John Cena (08/04/2014) [-]
The autism hurts
User avatar #18 - bogdaneight (08/05/2014) [-]
You want History? 100 years ago today Germany Invaded Belgium initiating the first combat on the western front in WWI. The violation of Belgian Neutrality brought the U.K. into the war on the side of France and Russia.
#32 to #18 - killerdeath (08/05/2014) [-]
You see, this is the kind of **** we want from history, I want to learn something while i play on my laptop. I want to know what ******* happened during different periods of history. I do not, want to know the price of that watch.
User avatar #16 - klick (08/05/2014) [-]
History 2 is like the old history channel
User avatar #28 - Crusader (08/05/2014) [-]
I don't see much that isn't history.

Sure there's **** like Swamp People and Ice Road Truckers, but I don't have a problem with stuff like Pawn Stars, Ancient Aliens American Restoration and Museum Secrets

Pawn Stars is essentially "Here is this cool thing from the past, this is some HISTORY about it"

Ancient Aliens is essentially "Here's the HISTORY of what happened, but there's something that doesn't add up, and this is how Aliens fit into it"

American Restoration is essentially "Here is this cool thing that was shown on Pawn Stars, now let's fix it"

Museum Secrets is essentially "Here is the HISTORY of this museum"
#37 to #28 - popeflatus ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
No evidence for aliens though so its not really history. I wish there were evidence for aliens but alas.
User avatar #54 to #37 - Crusader (08/05/2014) [-]
Think of how much of the history we know, is just theories, or were once no more than "what if this happened and that's why that happened".

Hell, that's essentially what Creationism was, and that's still taught as history. There are so many gaps in what we know to be historical fact that there is much more that's theorized than most people think.
#56 to #54 - popeflatus ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
No reputable organization teaches creationism as history. It's all about the evidence, always.
User avatar #43 - pulluspardus (08/05/2014) [-]
So you're saying History is now History?

.... I'll take my leave.
User avatar #3 - fourtwentt ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Yea every channel has a ******* reality show now, no 'tru' tv i don't wanna watch another show about people bidding on other people's storage unitsh
'I have over 10k worth of jewelry and coins in storage but i can't pay the 30$/month storage fee'
#13 - tranminh (08/05/2014) [-]
seeing as TV views are drastically going down I'm not surprised that they tried to curb that by releasing "interesting" shows. The execs probably thought their shows were too boring rather than the viewers are turning to the internet to watch things more and more.
User avatar #41 - apolloblaux (08/05/2014) [-]
But there's not a single document saying that aliens weren't there
User avatar #5 - drldrl (08/04/2014) [-]
They at least try to base their shows in history. Ancient Aliens, they go through theories with historical evidence. And Pawn Stars, you can learn a lot of **** from that show. It may be useless, but you can still learn it.
Then there's Discovery Channel. "Hey have some more Deadliest Catch!"
User avatar #50 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
well given english is a *********** language....history was originally formed from the words 'his story' aka the story made up by whomever was the most influential at the time and people just went with his story of how things happened

over time it expanded into governments forming what they as a collective wanted others to believe happened

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